Chapter 1903: A small amount is not a gentleman, and a person who is not poisonous is not a husband
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[Criminal Debate·Individual Competition Round 4] Competition-specific map, mirror space S6857-8030
Under night, a huge fortress is standing in the middle of the mountain stream. On normal days, whether it is the surrounding strange stone waterfalls or the magnificence of the fortress itself, those who are lucky enough to visit here will probably be impressed. The bards have been blowing it for more than half a year, and they can't wait to use two full stacks of parchment to praise this natural danger.
However, under the witness of those stars, an extremely brutal fighting was taking place. Every minute, people were wailing and falling from the mountain stream, and every minute, people were smashing hard from the city wall. Toward and blending into the blood-stained ground, every minute and every second, brave climbers along with the ladders turned into fireballs, ice sculptures or coke, silently turning into debris and dust.
The military strength used by both sides has been countless. The long bridge, which is tens of meters long and was lowered by the mole from the inside, has long been stained with blood. There are piles of corpses everywhere, and there are even some proud griffins and dragons inside.
In front of a cliff less than two kilometers away from the fortress, which can be said to be quiet even though scattered shouts of killing can be heard. It can be said to be the best viewing spot, two men are standing Enjoying this drama with relish, the cost must be at least tens of thousands of lives.
"So..."
The half-elf with long hair and a frivolous smile smacked his lips and asked in confusion: "Why are you not on that city wall? Instead of sitting with a little beauty in your arms and watching the river flow, you go to a ghost place like this to blow the cold wind in the middle of the night? "
"A ghost place? "
The rather thin half-orc man from the cat tribe, who had a pair of black cat ears with purple lantern ornaments, laughed dumbly, shook his head and said: "How can you say it is a ghost place? If you want to pay attention to the tragic suicide attack below Choose a viewing point. There is no more suitable VIP seat within dozens of miles. The only drawback is that as a member of the rebels, you did not appear among the dead soldiers at the foot of the mountain. Instead, you came to this place to hang out. My best seat to watch the battle.
After about three seconds of silence -
"So the sudden fight between the two sides was indeed your fault! "*2
The two suddenly raised their fingers and pointed at each other and said in unison, and then grinned at the same time: "Hahahahahahaha~"
"I didn't expect you to also understand this rather unfamiliar paragraph. history. ”
The half-orc man from the cat tribe smiled casually and took out a bottle of bubbling light red liquid from his bag: "Would you like some? This is a good thing that I spent a lot of effort to get through special channels. , Strawberry soda! Are you afraid of the carbonated drinks in the Innocence Realm?”
“I just happened to see it, although Emperor Cang Yue The [Chaos Gorge Incident] that occurred in China on the 3rd of the Song Moon Melody in 6857 was once little known, but as far as I know, the latest version of the textbook of the Violet Empire has compiled this incident into the fourth compulsory history volume. "
The half-elf man casually took the strawberry soda from the other party, and then took out two boxes of total from his bag. Sixteen flavors of the latest carbonated drinks were placed on the ground, and he grinned at his stunned opponent: "What a coincidence, I actually got a lot of good stuff through some shady connections here, let's drink it instead? ”
“Damn it, such a big deal!”
The cat man only has a few bottles of soda on his body. He was startled at first, and then quickly smiled again. He picked up a bottle of melon-flavored soda and bit open the cork. He took two sips and then extended his right hand to the half-elf man next to him: "Hello, although you are no longer This is the first time we meet, but let me introduce myself. I am Aramis, a little-known nobody.”
"Tan Mo, a country man who has a soft spot for beautiful girls."
Mo Tan stretched out his right hand to shake hands with the other person, and said gently: "Nice to meet you."
"So, although it is a little abrupt."
Aramis cleared his throat and his expression suddenly became serious.
“It means, brother, I have a merciless request.”
Mo Tan also put down the drink in his hand and rubbed the tip of his nose with a subtle expression.
The next second——
“I wonder if you are interested in joining a charity organization that is [full of positive energy]/[believes in love and peace]?”
The two of them simultaneously sent each other subtle invitations that differed only in details and were very suspicious to any thinker.
“If possible, please let me introduce you to [Yuhuo Guild], a united, friendly and positive organization, Mr. Tan Mo.”
Directly ignoring Mo Tan's invitation, Aramis smiled and toasted to Mo Tan.
"I'm sorry, you are a good person. Fortunately, I happen to have a public welfare group [Dandizhu] here that specializes in collecting good people. Please be sure to come and be a wage earner, President of the Typing Warriors."
Politely handed the other party a good guy card, and Mo Tan, who directly turned against the customer, raised his drink and smiled brightly.
"..."
Finally, in this contest with the theme of 'Calmness', Aramis was the first to lose. The cat's body was shaken and he tried hard to maintain the stiffness at the corners of his mouth. With a smile, he said: "Brother, you may have heard it wrong. I just said my name is Alami..."
"Typ! Word! Fight! Soldier!"
Mo Tan interrupted the other party with a smile, and said in a loud voice, clear articulation, and super fast speed: "Typing warrior typing warrior typing Warrior typing Warrior typing Warrior! "
"Don't say anything special!"
Caught off guard, Aramis finally lost his grace and interrupted angrily. Tan Mo gritted his teeth and said: "Can you please stop shouting about this nonsense! If someone randomly watches the game and sees the two of us, I will be in big trouble!"
Mo Tan blinked. Blinking, he asked knowingly: "Why?"
"Why else..."
Aramis sighed, and said in a tone that everyone is drunk and I am sober: "Of course it's because I have many enemies."
" Oh, don't worry."
Mo Tan immediately waved his hand indifferently and comforted: "I called that one before. Dinghai Shenzhen’s little loser has been ‘farted’, and now he must be targeted by many crazy people who like illiterate people. So no matter whether there are people outside randomly watching the game and seeing us, your identity is most likely... I can’t keep it anymore.”
Aramis’ expression suddenly changed and he said in a loud voice: “You’re so meow——”
"Oh, you are quite a grown man, please don't be so preoccupied like a brat."
Mo Tan stood up unsteadily, patted Aramis on the shoulder hard, and replied before the other party spoke: "As for how I guessed your identity, it's actually not that difficult. First of all, I already have a lot of information about the [Battle of Fire Guild], but there is still no news from its president 'Typing Warrior' and vice-president 'Seventy-six Sticks' even after all the main forces settled in [The Boundary of Innocence] The news is no secret, and you and your friend named Porthos You just fit the characteristics of those two people."
Aramis sighed in frustration and asked weakly: "Because of this?"
"Oh, that's not the case, after all. You are not beautiful girls, it is difficult to stay in my memory stably Memories."
Mo Tan shrugged and smiled slyly: "But after you took the initiative to introduce yourself and invited me to join your organization that believes in love and peace, I'm afraid I'm a fool. I can also guess your true identity.”
Aramis was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then he lowered his shoulders with a wry smile, and sat back on the ground. While looking at the battlefield with loud killings in the distance, he shook his head and said with a wry smile: "Don't be too humble, you are an ordinary fool. But there is no way to get through such little clues. Sensing my identity."
"Really?"
Mo Tan also sat down again and asked cheerfully: "So you are willing to join us [Fighting Landlords]. Are you done?”
“No need, I’m here I finally found some time to catch a fish while I was busy. If the gang of jackals and tigers around me know that I am fooling around with others, I am afraid they will PK me offline."
Aramis waved his hand and declined Mo Tan. invitation, and then suddenly raised his eyes and asked Said: "And I think my biggest characteristic is that I am dirty, but you... are obviously not inferior to me in this aspect, why do you want me to join the gang?" Mo Tan sneered: "Nonsense, it's not because you like the gang under you. Free labor? ”
Aramis: "..."
"Forget it, I didn't have any expectations from the beginning. If you really agree, I don't know what position I should give you. "
Mo Tan said this very freely, and then asked Aramis: "So are you interested in cooperating?"
The latter blinked his eyes. With red cat eyes, he frowned and repeated: "Cooperation?"
"That's right, it's cooperation."
Mo Tan nodded vigorously and said seriously: "Very in-depth cooperation!"
Aramis saw that the other party was so serious, and he was quite close to himself. The somewhat congenial and face-saving person did not refuse immediately, but asked in a slightly serious tone: "What kind of cooperation is it specifically?"
"I haven't thought about it yet."
"..."
After an extremely awkward half minute, Aramis sighed again and reluctantly changed the subject: "So how did you end up in a place like this? If I guess correctly, your position in the rebels should not be Low, right?”
“Oh, I wrote a secret letter from a spy perspective, and then gave it to a soldier I didn’t like, and then stabbed him in the back after telling him to do whatever he wanted. He stabbed himself twice and told others that I found out that this guy was up to no good. After I stopped him for questioning, I almost got killed."
Mo Tan briefly recounted an order in a brisk tone. Heinous murder, and then said in a lighter tone: "In the end, you should have guessed that I gave the secret letter to my superiors, so that the rebel leader had to execute the plan in advance, and then stayed in the rear for the reason of recuperating. , and ran away as soon as they set off."
Aramis twitched his lips and said dryly: "You are such a grandson..."
Mo Tan raised his eyebrows. Asked: "Then how did you sneak out after making such a big noise?"
"Uh, I..."
Aramis touched the tip of his nose awkwardly, and did not tell the specific process like Mo Tan, but looked around and said: "I...I also It’s my grandson’s fault.”
“Okay.”
Mo Tan, who immediately realized that the other party’s methods were probably worse than his own, didn’t ask any further questions and just threw them away. After emptying the soda bottle, he shrugged and said: "Then what should we do now? Obviously neither of us can be involved in the vast sea of people's war. We can't continue to do this and waste it, right?"
Aramis Point He nodded, then clapped his hands suddenly, and suggested: "Let's just have a harmonious 'discussion' that is more suitable for our country's babies than fighting!"
"Sparring?"
Mo Tan stood up unsteadily, put the box of soda on the ground (the other box had been emptied by Aramis) back into his bag and asked: "What kind of sparring method? ”
“Simple. ”
Allah. Mies also stood up, pulled out the two long daggers from her waist with her backhand, and said happily: "You are probably stronger than me anyway, so why not just take my three moves head-on, as long as you can survive after taking them, I will take the initiative to admit..."
[A life-saving blow]! ! !
[Shadow Step] + [Life-Sacrificing Blow]! ! !
Pfft——
“Fuck.”
Turning to look at Mo Tan, who was grinning at him happily, Aramis was stabbed in the chest. He opened his mouth and turned into white light and disappeared without even saying a word.
Due to the accumulation of the cost of launching [Life-Sacrificing Blow] + the damage from being directly hit by [Life-Sacrificing Blow], Aramis' health value would have returned to zero in an instant. If it were not for this game's health value The lowest is Zero, which will directly kill the player. His health volume has probably become more than minus 200%. After all, almost all of his own health points have been lost to a life-threatening blow. Mo Tan used the life-saving blow to hit him twice with ease.
[Tan Mo - Chaotic Neutral - Breaking into the top 512 and advancing to the fifth round of the main competition]
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"I didn't expect you, a bitch, to be so lucky."
Futaba smiled evilly and lay on Mo Tan's shoulder, and said cheerfully: "Obviously most of the more than a thousand people can do it." I beat you into a fool, but you happened to meet a parallel importer."
Mo Tan rubbed Futaba's hair, shook his head and said: "Stop it, that guy is not a parallel importer, you. Haven’t you come into contact with the Yunhuo Guild before? You should know what kind of person their president is, right?”
"I don't know. I told you that I was only in contact with that Po Douluo at the time."
Futaba shook his head vigorously, and then added: "But 'Fire Typing Warrior, everyone can get it' I have heard of the slogan "Zhu Zhi". Well, I admit that what you said may have some truth. People who are too cheap will never be rich."
"Yes, Mu. Where is Mu? "
"Did you call me Mu Mu? "
"Uh, where is our Ace of Spades? "
"We're still fighting. I forgot who my opponent is. If you're interested, let's watch the fight?"
"No need, I have something else to do, so I'm going to find another mistress to play with."
“Wait.”
“What for?”
“Diana asked me to send you a dream message?”
"That mentor of yours who likes to tell fortunes? She has a crush on me?"
"The mouthpiece of misfortune will stop at noon the next day. Bow down and listen, the turbulent one in the darkness, to repay the blood debt owed in the past, so as not to disappear. For the aloof king's food."
"That's all."
"It's inexplicable."
Chapter 1894: The End
(End of this chapter)