Chapter 2008 Playing the piano to a cow


Chapter 2008 Playing the piano to a cow

“Finally let me catch you!”

With an unexpected scream mixed with a hint of surprise, both the four commentators and those paying attention to the game The audience was stunned. When they came back to their senses, they found that the entire venue was shrouded in a rich and deep darkness. The Onmyoji Valley Xiaole and the Big Flower and Morning Glory all disappeared from people's sight.

After everything was dragged into the 'unknown', the only 'known' information that everyone had was that instead of recognizing the wrong person, Gu Xiaole, the Onmyoji, saw through the person the moment he bumped into the morning glory. Identity, and...

Immediately used some very high-level power to directly lock the not-so-spacious church, turning it into a sealed space that could not be peeked into. .

"Unfortunately, according to the player privacy protection rules, in this case, even we, the organizer, cannot ignore the opinions of the parties involved and directly give everyone a see-through trick."

In Gu Xiaole, not only did the big flower come out, Petunia, and even 'opened up' to trap the latter inside. After changing his half-dead look just now, he smiled so brightly that he almost opened the champagne on the spot and smacked his lips. , the old god leaned back in his chair and said comfortably: "In other words, although we have a large number of ultra-high-definition surveillance cameras with no blind spots, certain skills, talents or props that can greatly affect the environment In front of us, there will also be situations where no effective information can be collected."

The position is also on the side of Gu Xiaole in Group C, and the latter is showing off. Shota, who immediately breathed a sigh of relief after opening the inherent barrier, nodded slightly and agreed: "So although it is a bit regretful, we can only judge the situation of the two players through their health points now, but... to be honest, in In this case, there is no suspense about the outcome."

"Well..."

But this time, it was the sharp-tongued Xiao Bingbing. I can't find anything better to refute. In the final analysis, although she and Xiao Xiaobai, who are in charge of Group D, support the 'Big Flower Morning Glory', anyone with a discerning eye knows that there is a gap between the two players. How huge, and in this case, the only struggle the latter made in this game was directly cracked. To be honest, she could no longer find the slightest possibility that Big Flower Morning Glory could survive.

"The game is only over when everyone gives up."

As a result, Xiao Xiaobai was not affected at all, and just said with a normal expression: "Pay attention, even if player Gu Xiaole takes the lead, , but the morning glory was not killed directly. Although the health value did drop, it always maintained a very slow speed. Therefore, although the picture cannot be seen, according to my speculation, the two people will I should be in this ghostland In this fierce battle, player Gu Xiaole had the upper hand. "

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As expected, the other three commentators immediately attacked Xiaoxiao. Bai cast a horrified look, for no other reason than that he was curious about how this sister could manage her expression so impeccably while telling lies, so that if it weren't for the fact that all three of them knew Gu Xiaole may even believe it no matter what his level is.

In fact, in their opinion, Gu Xiaole probably didn’t make a move at all, and the reason why the opponent lost blood was probably because of the natural restraint effect of this ‘ghost realm’ on living bodies. It was just a big flower. If the character Ox's physical or mental quality is too poor, this restraint will turn into a scary-looking negative effect of 'directly deducting health points'.

All in all, no one thinks that Xiao Xiaobai's speculation that "the two are probably fighting, and Gu Xiaole may have the upper hand" is even 1% true, including Xiao Xiaobai himself.

However, for the sake of the effect of the program, everyone continued to talk after being slightly surprised, constantly raising various hypotheses and possibilities to keep the scene heated and make the discussion as intense as possible. So that viewers who can only watch a black screen will not feel too bored.

However, in their opinion, this game has actually entered garbage time. After all, compared to other top 16 games, there is really nothing to talk about in the game between Gu Xiaole and Dahua Petunia.

So, what is the reality?

What else can happen? It’s just as judged by these non-professional commentators. Otherwise, what else can happen? Will the petunia bloom directly explode into the small universe and become the golden saint of the morning glory? Will it swipe a light-speed punch to knock out Gu Xiaole in seconds?

Rather, the reason why Big Flower Morning Glory was able to survive until now after being captured by Gu Xiaole's inherent barrier was entirely because the latter did not want this annoying guy who ruined his good mood to die too easily.

Because of this, the big flower morning glory in the inherent barrier is currently suffering.

As for the specific punishment method, you can refer to Ji Xiaodao, which was included in the 'ghost realm' during the pursuit of Gu Xiaole. However, although the latter entered Gu Xiaole's ghost realm [imitation·Aokigahara Tree Hai], but because of his extremely strong strength and psychological quality, not only was he unable to be frightened by the illusions in the ghost realm, he even almost disintegrated the ghost realm from the inside, forcing Gu Xiaole, who was hiding in the dark, to have to Show up and get hacked.

At this moment, even if you only look at the least important aspect of the absolute power of this pseudo-inherent barrier [Anti God Baiji Jueshui Soul Killing Formation] driven by Gu Xiaole’s Soul Samurai [Ghost Witch], They are several times stronger than the highly imitated Aokigahara sea of ​​trees.

Correspondingly, his strength is relatively average, and his psychological quality is such that he can barely watch thrillers. His ability to withstand orthodox horror movies is about the same as that of Mo Tan (absolutely neutral). The big-flowered morning glory is much worse than Ji Xiaodao.

And this also caused poor Qianniu classmate to almost lose himself the moment he was swallowed up by the inherent barrier. Then he suffered all kinds of horrific (literal) attacks under Gu Xiaole's malicious control. Although he didn't lose much blood, But it was about to be He was so tormented that he cried. If he hadn't turned on the [Minor Sensory Protection System] midway, he might have collapsed long ago (like Yuying, he didn't even think of starting the new profession [Berserker] until he was scared to death). Sensory protection is in the minority).

Admittedly, Gu Xiaole, who knew that most of his negative emotions were "anger", did not ravage the morning glory to death, but the acceptance ability of people is different after all, so although this In Gu Xiaole's opinion, this level of torture is simply a piece of cake. It's just that he will be 'scared', but Petunia dahua has already heard two system warnings with the sensory protection turned on. In other words, if he experiences another 'violent mental fluctuation' , will become the first player to lose the game due to being scared offline in this [Battle of Condemnation].

As the saying goes, a man can be killed but not humiliated. Unknown to the audience that the audience could not know the sounds and images inside the ghost realm at this moment, Big Flower Petunia sighed and made a difficult decision.

That is - say something harsh and then admit defeat.

Although it doesn’t seem very decent, it’s better than being scared to death.

Ever since, the determined Big Flower Morning Glory took a deep breath, shouted loudly before the next wave of Ah Piao ran out and scared her to tears, and said with great energy: "Miss Xiaole! We have no complaints in the past, but these days No grudges, Niu thinks he is not as good as others..."

"No grudges in the past!? No grudges these days?"

The result is still Before Dahua Petunia could finish her words, Gu Xiaole, who had originally planned to give him a pleasant surprise, suddenly walked out of the darkness, gritted his teeth and glared at the dazed man in front of him, and said angrily: "You're so damn obvious The man who robbed my mother still dares to pretend to be a white lotus here! ?"

[What the hell? ! 】

Dahua Petunia was stunned for a moment, and then with great difficulty connected the key words he had just heard, and used his slightly numb brain to gradually analyze 'your special mother' , 'rob my man', 'pretend to be stupid', 'pretend to be a white lotus', the Chinese meanings and their correlations, and after a long half minute, a small theater was completed in my mind——
< br>

There is a woman and two men in the small theater. The plot is also very simple, that is, the woman [L] and the man [X] are lovers, but another man [N] suddenly comes out halfway and brazenly destroys it as a third party. He broke the marriage and bond between [L] and [X], and took away... [X], who was also a man.

Then he pretended to be innocent and pretended to be innocent at the same time. How shameless!

To put it bluntly, there is actually no problem with this story. After all, Petunia dahurica is already an adult in his twenties, and he has never seen such a ruthless person. The problem is——< br>
“I didn’t steal your man!”

After sorting out the logical relationship, the big flower morning glory, which was so shocked that it was scorched on the outside and tender on the inside, immediately let out an angry roar and kept waving its arms in an attempt to get rid of it. Countless audience friends who were watching this game believed in themselves and exclaimed: "I am a straight man! I am a straight man who loves pure love! I don't steal men!!!"

When Gu Xiaole heard this, he became even more angry. He blushed and shouted: "You are still quibbling! You still don't admit it!"

"Fuck, sister, please stop making trouble, I really I haven’t robbed a man!”

Only Dahua Petunia, who regretted why she didn't surrender earlier and retired from the competition, was almost going crazy. There was even a hint of crying in her voice: "I broke my legs by spreading rumors with just one mouth to refute them. My sister, how have I offended you?" Just say it directly, I just ask you not to be dirty again If you accuse me of stealing your man, you can even say that I will steal your woman.”

Now that the matter has come to this, Dahua Petunia knows that she has no way out now. If this matter cannot be explained. If it is clear, even if I surrender, I will retreat. The game will only lead to worse public opinion consequences. You must know that this is the scene of the top 16 battle of [Battle of Punishments]. I don’t know how many eyes are watching. As long as you don’t explain clearly about robbing men, you won’t be able to raise your head in the future. Become a human being.

Not only that, looking at the angry and pretty girl in front of her, whose face was red and her eyes were filled with grievances, Dahua Petunia felt that if the person involved was not Dahua Petunia, she might believe this matter.

This is true for him, not to mention other viewers.

So there is no competition in the eyes of this buddy. Without giving up this ID, let alone deleting it, proving his reputation is his only thought at this moment.

It’s just that Gu Xiaole had no intention of letting go. After hearing what Petunia had just said, he became even more angry and said angrily: “What are you talking about! I’m a woman. My child, how can I snatch a woman from you?" Dahua Petunia was also stunned and said in shock: "No, let me tell you this, why should I snatch a man from you?"

“I don’t know!”

Gu Xiaole put his hands on his hips and shouted loudly.

"You...I..."

The morning glory gritted its teeth and decided to find another way after waking up a little, so she asked loudly: "Okay! Then you Tell me, which man did I steal from you? "

"Robert Tacotus."

Gu Xiaole gave the answer without hesitation.

"Luo...luo what the hell?"

Dahua Petunia was shocked at that time and said in a shocked voice: "I don't know the man you are talking about at all! I don't know foreigners! "

Gu Xiaole stamped his feet vigorously and said loudly: "You are talking nonsense, you are still holding him and challenging me!"
< br>"You said I was holding a man named Luo and so on with you...wait!"

Finally, the big flower morning glory, which was a little confused because of being frightened before, suddenly reacted. , eyes widened and said: "The man you are talking about, could it be the one I bought during the day..."

"Yes!"

Gu Xiaole nodded vigorously and said loudly: "My beloved husband No. 7! Major Robert Tuckers! Just get lucky and get something cheap! In front of me Forget about buying the last one! After buying it, he still provoked me!”
< br>"I didn't. Although I recognized you, I didn't even know what you were there for!"

"I must have been there to buy figures!"

"Who knew that a player as powerful as you would also like those plastic villains!"

"I apologize to all the figures in the world!"

"I'm sorry, I was wrong. Either way, if I give your husband to you, do you think it's okay?"

"No. Asking you to apologize to me is asking you to tell the whole world...Eh? What did you just say?"

"I mean..."

The morning glory shrugged. , spreading his hands and saying: "If you don't mind it, I'll give you the figure of Major Luo. I originally planned to sell it, so I haven't opened it yet."

"You..."

Gu Xiaole looked at the big flower morning glory blankly, and after a while he said in shock: "You want to give my husband back to me? Are you willing to do so!?"

"What do you mean by returning your husband... Oh, okay, you can give it back or give it away, it means the same thing anyway."

The morning glory twitched the corner of its mouth and nodded: "I'm willing to give it up, anyway. It's only about five hundred yuan. Rather than letting someone like me who doesn’t understand figures resell it, it’s better to give it to you, a person who really likes him.”

It is necessary to mention here that although Big Flower Petunia said so righteously, he The main reason for making this decision was to get close to the big boss on the first page of the rankings, otherwise he would definitely be reluctant to sell this financial-grade figure that had already sold at a serious premium less than half an hour after its release.

However——

“Are you sure you won’t regret it?”

Gu Xiaole stared into the eyes of the morning glory and confirmed solemnly.

Dahua Petunia also gave a positive reply without hesitation: "Sure, you can add me as a friend later and give me an address. There is a courier station downstairs in my dormitory. I will arrive in half an hour. I will send you the order number within a few seconds.”

“Okay, I believe you.”

Gu Xiaole nodded, then changed the topic and frowned: "But there is no way I want your husband for nothing. By the way, does this competition have bonuses starting from the top 16?"

大Petunia nodded: "It seems so, but I don't know exactly how much it is..."

He couldn't finish his words, because just half a second ago, he suddenly heard - —

[Your opponent: Onmyoji Gu Xiaole announced that he has surrendered and you have won]

……

At this point, the second round of the Criminal Controversy·Personal Battle 16 has officially ended, and those who advanced:

Anonymous——【4】Number

Morning Glory——【16】Number

Chapter 1999: The End

(End of this chapter)

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