"It seems that you boys also like to talk about 'private conversations'."
Blinking at Mo Tan, whose face was slightly stiff, Yu Chen smiled and said before the former could speak out. In addition to these, do you also get together to talk about some weird topics? ”
It feels like a conditioned reflex. The uneasiness was suppressed, and Mo Tan, who almost subconsciously took Yu Chen and handed it to the steps, immediately said seriously: "There is no particularly weird topic!"
"Oh!"
Yu Chen covered his mouth and chuckled, teasing: "So you really know how to talk about ordinary and weird topics?"
Mo Tan coughed lightly, shrugged and said, "After all, we are all single young men in high spirits. You can't expect us to chat like we are giving political reports."
"I don't want to care about you. ”
Yu Chen wrinkled his nose and gave Mo Tan a casual look. He muttered in a low voice: "But don't be taken to strange places."
Mo Tan was stunned for a moment, then realized what he was doing, then showed a mischievous smile, and also asked in a low voice : "What about?"
"Hmm!"
As a result, Yu Chen didn't give Mo Tan an example, but just puffed out his cheeks and gave the latter a headbutt.
“Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!”
At this moment, the person who got hit on the chin was Mo Tan, who had just calmed down not far away. Cordoba suddenly let out a scream that was like killing a chicken, which the first person called a chicken. The girl who had just hit Mo Tan was frightened. She subconsciously grabbed the former's wrist and looked to her left in panic. Look to the right, the slightly confused expression is really cute.
“Ugh!”
The same cute reaction was made by Ji Xiaoge, whose wings were cramped by the sound. This girl was originally lying on the back of the chair and was swinging. As a result, after Cordoba's shrill howl sounded, he jumped three feet high like a frightened bird, and fell to the ground awkwardly because of cramps in his wings.
"Are you going to die?!"
As the oldest beautiful girl in the room, Gu Xiaole was naturally not frightened and cute like the first two people. Instead, she rushed to Cole after a sudden shock. In front of Dowa, he grabbed the opponent's collar and faced him with his physical fitness that was the same as in reality. The strong man in front of him, who was more than 190 centimeters tall, said angrily: "Don't be so surprised, Korra!!"
At the same time, Huo Yanyang, Hiran, Yidong and Qui Mo Tan, who was impressed by Chen Meng, also turned his head to look at Cordoba, giving the latter a look that was three parts probing, six parts unhappy and one part painful.
"Six...six..."
But Cordoba seemed to have lost his mind, waving his hands with cloudy eyes, and kept mumbling that no one could listen. Understand: "Six...six...six..."
"Possessed?"
Gu Xiaole frowned slightly and then let go of Cordoba's collar, raised his right hand and touched the center of his eyebrows with his slender index finger, and softly shouted: "Broken——"
Cordoba: "Six...six...six..."
Others: "..."
"Ah!"
Gu Xiaole, who realized later that this was not the real world, immediately coughed, turned around and stuck out his tongue at everyone, and said in a cute way: "It seems that the skills in the game are useless!"
< br>Zi Lan twitched the corner of his mouth and said with a dry smile: "It's weird that it can be useful."
"It is."
Huo Yanyang nodded in agreement and complained: "It might as well be Slapping the two mouths is very useful.”
Pa! Snap!
As a result, after Gu Xiaole heard this, without saying a word, he slapped two big-eared scrapers on Cordoba's face, which stunned everyone present.
Immediately afterwards, under the subtle gaze of everyone, Cordoba, who had originally had a cloudy look, actually heard the system prompt sound (Player: Gu Xiaole launched a third-level personal attack on you. Do you want to include him in the whitelist? list or apply for rights protection), and then he screamed: "Oh my god ! ”
“だまれ! ”
Then he saw Gu Xiaole kicking on the back of the sofa less than three centimeters away from Cordoba’s head, and asked fiercely: “What the hell? What’s going on, tell me clearly!”
“Tsk”
Zhou Lan smacked his lips and muttered in a low voice: "Fortunately, Sister Xiaole is wearing jeans today."
Huo Yanyang shook his head and also lowered his voice: "Is it possible? Even if it's not, the system I will also help with coding.”
“Is this a so-called ordinary weird topic?”
Yu Chen, who has particularly sharp ears, raised his eyebrows and looked at Mo Tan innocently. .
“What are you talking about?”
Although his ears are not sharp, he can immediately tell what those two idiots are talking about. Mo Tan pretends to be deaf and mute, then changes the subject and says: "Listen to what Xiao Yu has to say."
"Six..."
Immediately, Cordoba's eyes widened, and another six appeared.
Gu Xiaole immediately raised her white and tender hands and threatened: "If you get mad again, sister, I will have to continue to treat you to a big cock fight."
"Six hundred and three One hundred thousand!”
But this time Cordoba did not repeat 6 meaninglessly, but pulled his neck and loudly said: "Six million and three hundred thousand! After tax! Six million and three hundred thousand! That game just now... ugh Cough cough cough! ”
Maybe because he was a little too excited, he covered his neck and coughed, but even so, everyone present who had no intellectual impairments I basically understand everything.
In a nutshell -
"The game just now..."
Yu Chen subconsciously raised his hand to cover his mouth.
"You got a total..."
Mo Tan swallowed hard.
“Six million three hundred thousand yuan!?”
Zi Lan almost stared out of her eyes.
“After the damn tax?!”
Huo Yanyang sat down on the ground, breathing heavily.
“Ah! I seemed to have received a bonus in the last game, I forgot to see it!”
Ji Xiaoge exclaimed with his eyes widened.
“Good guy, so much money.”
The smart little master sighed as the only ‘rich’ person present who was not short of money.
"Ah, that's it..."
Sister Lele, who was the only one present who was not short of money, who had been raised with the attitude of a wealthy girl since she was a child, and who was still standing in front of Superman in front of the stage, pouted. , and strolled to Ji Xiaoge's side in dismay. Cordoba, on the other hand, raised his head with distorted features after a violent cough, and said repeatedly: "Fuck! Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!"
Huo Yanyang/Zi Lan/Mo Tan: "Holy shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!"
Yuchen swayed on the spot and murmured in a daze: "Six hundred More than ten thousand... illustration collection... limited edition BD... a complete set of Phantom Group figures... a one-to-one ratio of Little Jim... Ah, this is not good, if Hei Fan touches it randomly..."
"Who would touch it randomly!"
Mo Tan complained angrily to the side, and then sighed with everyone, "Oh my god, my god!"
The pair of cousins, who could still remain calm under such circumstances and had never been short of money since childhood, exchanged a look and shrugged helplessly at the same time, pitying themselves that they could not fit in. I feel a little sorry for this section.
But there is nothing that can be done about it. Gu Xiaole will not talk about it. The eldest lady of the Gu family who has been on the path of Onmyoji since she was a child has no reason to be raised poor; as for Yidong, can The reason why he got an almost unlimited supply of pocket money was mostly due to his family's guilt for abandoning him in an orphanage since he was a child. The remaining small part of the reason was because of the man who raised his child in poverty shortly after he proposed The feudal grandfather who was threatened by Yi Dong for coming out as gay was scared to death, fearing that his old Yi family would never be the next in Yi Dong's generation.
As for the others, I have said before that the conditions in their families are excellent, but they are not overly doted on by their elders (except Mo Tan, who has no relatives and no elders), so it is difficult not to pay attention to this. Gaffe before huge sum of money.
However, among all the people present, there was no one with the mentality of "both afraid of his brother's suffering and afraid of his brother driving a Land Rover", so he simply envied Cordoba beyond recognition.
"Cui."
Zi Lan, who had also received the live broadcast bonus, stood up unsteadily, walked to Cordoba like a zombie, and held the latter's shoulders. He said in a deep voice: "Tell me the truth, buddy, since the start of the individual competition until now...how much have you made?!"
"I...let me do the math..."< br>
Cordoba swallowed, and then his eyes fell into the out-of-focus state that is unique to players when they open the system page, and he said in a hoarse voice; "The focus battle with Miss Silver Moon, the benefits It is 430,000 after tax; the income from the top 32 live broadcasts is 200,000 after tax; then there is the match against the National Warriors, I forgot to watch this at the time, good guy, it is 1.02 million after tax; and finally The Awakening of the Dragon just now...6.3 million after tax, the total is...is..."
"Seven million nine hundred and fifty thousand."
Mo Tan glanced at Cordoba who was breaking off his fingers with a complicated expression, and sighed: "This is not the end, with your current enthusiasm , the next game will be played within five minutes, and the profit will probably not be less than one million, so even if it is conservatively estimated, your account will have at least more than nine million in dividends before the sun rises."
"Gah——"
The next moment, just as Mo Tan finished speaking, Cordoba heard a ga and disappeared into white light.
“Eh?”
Mo Tan was stunned for a moment and said in astonishment: "What's wrong?"
Yu Chen pursed his lips and whispered professionally from the side: "If nothing else, it should be sympathetic nervous system excitement. It causes the heartbeat to accelerate and blood pressure to increase, leading to cerebral ischemia and hypoxia in the patient, resulting in syncope symptoms.”
Immediately I realized that Cordoba must have been kicked off the line by the system because he was too excited. Tan smiled and said happily: "In other words, the risk of rescuing him is very high?"
"Unfortunately, he should have woken up when the connection was disconnected."
Yu Chen stuck out his tongue playfully and said cooperatively: "So if nothing else goes wrong, Xiaoyu will be online soon, and it won't delay him from earning more than one million in the next round of competition."
"Oh my god, if you open your mouth and shut up, it will cost you millions..."
Zi Lan collapsed on the floor with a pale face and gasped: "I thought my father It was impossible for me to chat with my friends like this before I died."
Huo Yanyang nodded in agreement and said with lingering fear: "My family is not poor, but I am in college. In the past, if I wanted to buy a pair of hiking boots, I had to apply to my mother, but now it’s more difficult.”
“I...I...”
Ji Xiaoge was dumbfounded. He looked up at everyone and said with a somewhat dazed expression: "Did I share hundreds of thousands with Mu Xuejian? I, I saved enough money to buy that super powerful special frying pressure cooker!"
"Na?!"
Gu Xiaole was shocked at that time and said in astonishment: "What kind of pot is so expensive!?"
"It's probably the special eight-head pot used in fast food restaurants."
Mo Tan, who has invested considerable skill points in cooking, touched his chin and said sternly: "I remember that the boiling point can be shrunk and raised. Come to think of it, the price is more than 100,000 yuan, and it is difficult to buy it without professional channels. By the way, the oven also has a 100,000 yuan version, but they are basically the kind that are specially supplied by professional fast food restaurants. They are not the same as ordinary people like us. It doesn’t matter.”
Ji Xiaoge’s eyes lit up and he said in surprise: “But I can afford it now!”
"A good thing is a good thing."
Idong clapped and gave him face.
“Cough.”
In the end, Mo Tan coughed lightly and said meaningfully: “She can afford Xiaoge now.”
In order to be afraid of everyone Unable to react, he even added accents to certain two words.
Immediately afterwards——
“Sister, think twice!”
“Pigeon, think twice!”
“Ancestor, think twice!”
“That, Xiao Pigeon... I think we can start from a relatively basic aspect. Next time I will go to your house to challenge you slowly.”
Immediately, except for a certain Onmyoji who had never experienced the baptism of Dove Brand cuisine, everyone else, including Yu Chen, spoke out to dissuade him as fast as a jingle bell.
However, judging from Ji Xiaoge's dazed expression and shining eyes...
She obviously didn't listen.
……
Meanwhile
Real world, City S, an apartment building
“Oh, how nice it would be to be able to play games lively.”
The figure is a little stooped due to tiredness, and the appearance is above average. The young man looked back at the game cabin that belonged to his younger brother and was currently active. He sighed very tiredly: "If you ask me, compared to playing single-player alone, trivial things like changing your personality in the game are not worth mentioning. What man who plays games has not created a few female accounts? ”
After that, he stretched out on the chair, picked up the beer at hand and took a sip.
Then...
Accompanied by a crisp electronic sound, like a microwave oven finishing its workday, the game cabin on the left hand side behind him slowly opened, revealing a handsome man with a somewhat neutral appearance, but he looked like a boy when viewed horizontally and vertically... a boy.
"Brother, don't bother with the forum, it's your turn soon."
The boy with the game ID named Lu Jiang said so.
“Stop talking nonsense, this is not a water forum, I’m just looking for inspiration!”
The young man with the game ID name A Sang smiled proudly, and casually looked back for the last time at the article that had been written by him He memorized the book titled "Dragon ecology expert will peel off the veil of the big lizard for you and discuss how each professional department should deal with the mysterious seven kinds of dragons". Then he suddenly stood up and closed it confidently. Behind the computer, he strode towards his game cabin——
"Let's see, brother, how I can deal with that thick-earth dragon!"
Chapter 2087: The End