Real time AM09:58
"So fast..."
In the taxi, Ji Xiaoge leaned on the back of the chair in a daze, muttering with a confused expression: " Is buying a house so simple? How could it be done so muddle-headedly?"
Since the Ji sisters had already joined the army, one SUV couldn't carry them all, so they split it up. In the two cars, Cui Xiaoyu also drove his rented SUV, carrying Mo Tan, Wan Yang and Kang Lan, while Gu Xiaole and Yi Dong took a taxi with the Ji twins. Sitting in front to catch up on some sleep, the three little girls sat in the back chatting.
"You are the one who is confused, Xiaoge. In fact, this matter is not complicated at all."
Gu Xiaole, who was sitting between the two sisters hugging each other, shook his head and said casually: "The reason why things seem to be done quickly is mainly because we usually like to shop around when buying a house. After comparing, we may have to bargain, not to mention It is said that Feng Shui is a necessary step, so it seems to take a long time."
Ji Xiaodao frowned slightly and asked: "Is Feng Shui a necessary step?"
"Absolutely. Not to mention anything else, just the 'haunted house' setting can make the house at least 20% cheaper. If it's a particularly scary house, it's not impossible to get a 50% discount."
Gu Xiaole, try harder. He nodded and said very matter-of-factly: "However, these kind of 'haunted houses' that can be discounted are generally those that have had accidents and people died. As for those that have not had any accidents, but have very bad feng shui, they can't wait to see them." A place that can kill someone just by looking at it..."
Ji Xiaoge immediately asked eagerly: "What will happen?"
"Because it's not a haunted house with actual records, it won't be discounted, but because a place like that will cause trouble after it is sold, sooner or later it will be discounted."
Gu Xiaole shrugged and said happily: "I have A distant cousin is in this business, and the house and money in his hands are getting more and more."
Ji Xiaoge, who tried to flap his wings but was surprised to find that he had no wings, felt a little depressed. He lowered his head, but the next second he immediately asked with interest: "Is your cousin engaged in real estate?"
"No, he is just an ordinary house flipper."
Gu Xiaole chuckled and said happily: "When he has nothing to do, he will search for all kinds of haunted houses and buy them at low prices. After a little tidying up, he can sell them to make them less scary."
Ji Xiaoge first sighed in admiration, and then suddenly said in shock: "Oh, that's not right. Wouldn't those who buy the house be at a disadvantage? If those haunted houses are really prone to accidents!"
"No, I Didn't I just say that he would clean up first? "
Gu Xiaole gently pinched Ji Xiaoge's cheek and said in a brisk tone: "You don't know that most of the so-called haunted houses can only be decorated with a little decoration, such as pressing a few coins somewhere. Ancient money, for example, which tatami is it on? Fold a six-pointed star out of red paper. For example, buy a copper dog and a copper pig and put it in the toilet water tank. The "situation" of the whole house will improve. After a period of time, even if the things are removed, It will no longer become a haunted house that treats people badly.”
Ji Xiaoge's eyes suddenly lit up: "Wow! That's amazing!"
And Ji Xiaodao casually asked: "What are the remaining ones that can't be used? A little arrangement 'Where's the haunted house? ”
"That's my cousin's business secret."
As part of the business secret, I will occasionally help someone who has no talent or interest in becoming an onmyoji and has a very Buddhist personality. His cousin exorcises evil spirits, removes misfortune, suppresses disasters, and brings down evil spirits. Gu Xiaole, the devil, stuck out his tongue, spread his hands and said, "I only know that none of the houses that passed through his hands have ever had trouble again."
"Oh."
Ji Xiaodao also He didn't continue to ask, he just nodded and stopped talking.
Gu Xiaole, on the other hand, brought the topic back and said seriously: "Let's talk about the house. The reason why Yujiang can get it done so quickly is actually very simple, that is, his purpose is very clear and he gives money very readily. In this case, people must do it for him with the mentality that the sooner the better.”
"Even so, I think it's a bit too fast."
Ji Xiaoge tapped his chin gently with his index finger and wondered: "We are still students now! They don't look at it... ...Uh, credit check or something, aren’t you afraid that Xiaoyu won’t be able to pay the installment?”
< br>As a result, before Gu Xiaole could say anything this time, Ji Xiaodao shook his head and said: "Don't be afraid, they even made a down payment and a seven-digit fine decoration by auctioning the house at best."
Ji Xiaoge: "Ah this..."
...
Half an hour later, with Mo Tan being pushed to the back seat, Cui Xiaoyu successfully brought everyone to a well-known decoration company and finalized the entire process in just a quarter of an hour.
The specific conversation is as follows↓
Account manager: "Hello Mr. Cui, what do you need?"
Cui Xiaoyu: "Who is your best designer? "
Account Manager: "Yes..."
Cui Xiaoyu: "Forget it, it doesn't matter. I've seen it online before. I have a house that just fits your 2.6 million platinum worry-free package. I'll give you a call later and you can go there tomorrow." Take a look at it on the spot, and seize the time to design after seeing it. My request is very simple. I can produce the drawings in one month. If I am not satisfied with the changes, I am satisfied with the installation. It will be completed in four months from the day of the start of construction. Do you agree? ”
Account manager: "Well, it's a success, but you don't need to know more about it..."
Cui Xiaoyu: "No, I think the ones on your official website are pretty good. Just swipe your card." "
Account Manager: "Well, for the Platinum Worry-Free Package, half is paid up front and the other half is paid after installation. Please read the contract first..."
Cui Xiaoyu: " Mo Tan, come and take a look with me.”
Mo Tan: "There's nothing wrong with the contract, but the liquidated damages are a bit high."
Cui Xiaoyu: "It's okay if we don't breach the contract, just swipe the card and swipe the card -"
Account manager: "Hey, that's good. !”
……
Real time AM10:49
"Tsk, tsk, I mean Xiaoyu..."
On the passenger side of the SUV, Kang Lan smacked his lips and sighed: "After all, don't you think our efficiency is a bit too fast? ?"
Cui Xiaoyu, who was humming "Today is a good day", chuckled: "A cow, right?"
"A cow is better than a big-flowered morning glory."
< br>Wanyang made a very trendy comment about a meme that has just become popular today, and said sternly: "To be honest, I don't feel any sense of reality right now, it's just like dreaming."
Kang Lan nodded in agreement: "It's not nonsense. The down payment of 580 and the advance payment of 130, it cost a total of more than 7 million in less than two hours. Who is not confused about who to replace it with?"
"Can you be a bit promising?"
Mo Tan glanced at them lazily and said leisurely: "As far as I know, although the brothers' families are a bit wealthy and low-key, they are not as rich as Yi Dong. There are too many differences between my family and I should not be less experienced than a real poor person like me."
Kang Lan shook her head and said seriously: "These are two different things. Our family's conditions are okay, but Xiaoyu's. But the money he earned is of a very different nature.”
“There are no free lunches, breakfasts, dinners, afternoon teas, supper, and snacks, only free shit.”
Mo Tan leaned against the car window and said casually: "Xiaoyu is where he is today, either because he has paid enough and gone through enough suffering, or because he hasn't started paying for this huge sum of money yet, no matter what There is no need for us to lament the uncertainty of the world and the misfortune of fate."
Wan Yang turned to look at Mo Tan and said sincerely: "It's so funny."
"Don't do it to me. What a bad fate."
Cui Xiaoyu rolled his eyes and said angrily: "I can play until today without deleting my account and smashing the game room, because I don't believe in fate!" >
"And this disbelief in fate has brought you more than 10 million." Mo Tan smiled, and looked at Cui Xiaoyu through the rearview mirror in the car: "This is fate~"< br>
"Gan."
The latter expressed his feelings concisely and directly, and then changed the subject with joy and said: "By the way, you all should know about the Bat King V-270 from the year before last, right? WTF? That thing is so cool. I originally wanted to ask my dad to build one for me when I get married, but I didn’t expect it to happen so quickly! To tell you the truth, I got my driver’s license all because of that baby. Passed the test!”
“It’s not as expensive as the one driven by Yi Dong.”
Mo Tanyan made a concise and comprehensive evaluation, which earned Cui Xiaoyu a middle finger.
"I don't like King Bat very much, it's too angular."
Kang Lan told the truth, and added before Cui Xiaoyu raised his second middle finger: "But I think that kind of car is particularly suitable for those who The contrast between the girl with a loli figure is so cute.”
Wan Yangli. Keda nodded: "Beauty and the Beast, right! I understand, I understand!"
"The thing Xiaoyu wants to buy is not strong enough."
Mo Tan frowned, He strongly suggested: "Drive a tank, tanks are powerful."
"Go, go, don't talk nonsense. Anyway, I have already said hello to the 4S store before. I will pick up the car when I arrive. Pick up the car and leave!"
Cui Xiaoyu licked the corner of his mouth, very excited He said excitedly: "I will drive my 270 wife to dinner soon and let Yidong drive this SUV."
"Hurry, hurry, I'm going to starve to death."
" Me too, I haven’t eaten anything since morning, just for the four-digit buffet meal.” No more empty stomachs.”
"Mo Tan, what the hell..."*2
Just when Wan Yang and Kang Lan were speaking in unison, preparing to denounce someone, Cui Xiaoyu suddenly stepped on the accelerator, eyes widening. Look to the left.
“Holy shit!”
Zi Lan, who almost hit his head on the glass, clutched the seat belt tightly and gasped while asking: “Xiao Yu, what are you doing?”
Cui Xiaoyu opened the car window and poked his head out, and said with a blank expression: "I seem to have seen my dad!"
Mo Tan frowned and asked curiously: "Isn't your dad still alive and well?"
"I mean alive! It's not floating! It's in the car! It just happened. Drive across from us, you can't see it now!"
Cui Xiaoyu put his head back from the car window, and frowned while accelerating: "But maybe I saw it wrong, after all. My dad has never driven a Bentley."
"Why are you so excited?"
"The main reason is that he looks like a gentle animal. , Really, he is exactly the same as my father.”
"What's going on? Are you going to make a U-turn at the intersection in front of me and catch up to me?"
"Go, go, go, I'm going to pick up my wife. Sit tight, I'm going to give you gas!"
"You can't give me any, didn't you read the speed limit of 60 on the sign?"
"Grass..."
...
Real time AM11:27
Dexin District, Ford 4S store
“Xiaoyu.”
Mo Tan, who hung up the phone, turned around to talk to the manager not far away. Cui Xiaoyu shouted loudly: "Hold on tight, Yuchen and the others have already..."
"What did you say!?"
As a result, before Mo Tan could finish his words, Cui Xiaoyu let out a scream like a slaughtering pig, and shouted to the balding middle-aged man standing in front of him: "I have no money in my card!?"
< br>"Yes, Mr. Cui."
The middle-aged man returned the card that Cui Xiaoyu had given him before with both hands, and said slowly in his magnetic bass that did not quite match his appearance: "I have confirmed twice that the balance of your card is indeed insufficient."
Cui Xiaoyu pursed her lips, and after a while he hesitated and said: "What, how bad is it?"< br>
The man pondered for a moment, nodded and said: "Quite a few."
Cui Xiaoyu swallowed her saliva and asked: "It's quite a lot, how much is it?"
"That's right, the Bat King V-270 you ordered when you called me before is about 920,000. About five thousand.”
The other party sorted out the information in a very reassuring tone. , and then summed it up succinctly: "I will erase five thousand cents for you, and you probably still need to recharge the card... nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-six and a half."
Cui Xiaoyu I was confused at that time: "Huh?"
"You can understand it as..."
Mo Tan patted Cui Xiaoyu's arm and explained kindly: "You still have three and a half dollars left in your card."
Yidong/Wanyang/Jilan: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ
Ji Xiaoge: (⊙.⊙;)
Gu Xiaole: (｀ω)'
Ji Xiaodao: (●——●)
Cui Xiaoyu was stunned for a while, and after reacting, he jumped three feet high and said loudly: "Oh no! No, no, no! No, no, no! This is absolutely impossible, I saw it that way in the morning The balance is still normal, there must be something wrong! Wait a minute, I will call the bank to find out what the problem is..."
"Mr. Cui"
<. br>It turned out that the middle-aged man had an attitude He gently interrupted Cui Xiaoyu and asked: "I'm sorry to interrupt you, but can I ask who 'Cui Fan' is to you?"
"Cui Fan? Cui Fan is me. Dad.”
Cui Xiao Yu frowned, and then his eyes widened: "Wait a minute! Could it be that that guy committed a crime outside and disappeared if he didn't pay back the money he owed? That's why the bank forced the money in my son's card. …”
"Well, don't worry about this. I don't think Mr. Cui Fan committed any crime."
"Huh? That's fine, that's fine. No matter what, that guy is still my father. If something happens to me, I won't care. Don’t spend more than ten million to help him solve the problem..."
"After all, Mr. Cui Fan just picked up a Bentley in the store opposite half an hour ago."
"Mao?!?!?!"
Chapter 2126: The End