Chapter 2145 Second Class Club
“Huh?”
“Eh?”
The boy wearing red contact lenses and the girl with cat ears turned to look at the same time Xiang Xueyin's eyes widened and she seemed to be shocked.
“That’s the Xiao Wu you just mentioned.”
Xue Yin held her cheek and said with bright eyes: "That guy and his so-called girlfriend originally had an employment relationship. The purpose of the official announcement was to cover up the cheating partner he got from the talent show. But in the end, he didn't expect that This guy is not a fuel saver either. Not to mention that the lamp is a double plug, but he and the girl are blackmailing Xiao Wu!"
After saying this, the girl with cat ears, who was playing with her handheld device with her head hanging down, suddenly raised her head. Come, exclaimed with enthusiasm: "Wow! Is it true?"< br>
“Can I still lie to you?”
Xue Yin grinned, shook her finger and said, “If I remember correctly, those two people have been blackmailing Xiao Wu for a while. , it was only exposed recently because Xiao Wu really couldn’t stand it anymore. He wanted to kill everything, but in the end... tsk tsk, he himself became a piece of shit that was despised by thousands of people, but those two became small Internet celebrities because of this incident, and now they live a happy life by selling goods live every day. "
“It’s so exciting!”
The girl's face flushed with excitement, she quickly took out her phone from her pocket and clicked on the virtual keyboard, immediately asking her sisters to share the fresh gossip she had just acquired.
The young man who was completely ignored by the chat partner under such explosive gossip pursed his lips, stared at the uninvited elder sister in front of him with an unkind look, and asked: "What are you? "People?"
"Be polite when talking to big sister~"
Xue Yin stretched out her white right arm, flicked the boy's eyebrows with her fingers, and smiled. He said: "How about you introduce yourself first?"
After being caught off guard by such an 'intimate' treatment, this young man who had few friends of the opposite sex in school due to his personality was immediately confused. He stuttered and said: "I...I am the Black-Eyed Evil King, Ni...Nidhogg III!"
Xue Yin blinked and asked curiously: "Black-eyed evil king? Aren't you red eyes?"
"The red eyes are to protect the mortals around me."
After mentioning my settings The young man who gradually recovered his condition took a deep breath and said in a deep voice: "Because I only awakened this power at the end of last semester...well...at the end of the last century. If some protective measures are not taken, the power is likely to... He ran out of control and burned any living body I saw."
Xue Yin immediately said "Wow", and then continued to ask with interest: "Then why are you called Nidhogg III? ? If I remember correctly, Níhggr should be the evil dragon that lives under the World Tree in Nordic mythology. Is it possible that you still have Nordic or dragon blood? "
"Yes... No...it's not..."
Facing Xue Yin's sparkling eyes, 'Nidhogg III' pursed his lips and remained silent for a while before whispering in a low voice: "It's because he is more handsome."
Looking forward to what the young man will do. With her wild thoughts, Xue Yin was slightly startled when she unexpectedly received an extremely simple answer: "Huh?"
"It's just... me I think Nidhogg is very handsome.”
The boy, who was estimated to be no more than fifteen years old, stared at the soda in front of him with lowered eyebrows and said in a low voice: “My name is Wang Wei... my name is in the class. The most vulgar, so I found a very powerful name in the mobile game. I like Nidhogg very much.”
“Really~”
Xue Yin tilted her head and thought for a moment, then smiled sweetly at the boy: "But compared to Nidhogg, sister, I like the name Wang Wei better. After all, compared to the invisible and intangible legendary dragon, it is for The little brother who protects innocent people like my sister and me from being burned by 'black eyes' needs to be more real. , Even more handsome."
The slightly slender figure of 'Nidhogg III Wang Wei' was slightly shaken. After a while, he took a deep breath and summoned the courage to face the person in front of him. The eldest sister said: "Well, I..."
"Eldest sister, I have no feelings for those feelings. Oh, love, but I’m not interested at all.”
Xue Yin interrupted the young man with a smile, raised her hand and rubbed the latter’s slightly prickly hair, and said happily: “ You must learn to get along with those who are not as gentle, loving, kind and considerate as your big sister!”
< br>After saying that, Xue Yin didn’t wait for the young man to come back to his senses, and left the table with a gust of fragrant wind, and trotted to the pale old man in the corner who was sipping a red drink from his eyes, and asked enthusiastically : "Grandpa, grandpa, are you a vampire?!"
"Who are you..."
The wrinkled old man raised his head and glanced at Xueyin, and asked in a bad tone: "What do you want from me?"
"I'm curious!"
Xue Yin stared at the blood bag in the old man’s hand that looked like a hospital blood bag filled with suspicious liquid and said with interest, "I have never seen a real vampire."
As a result, just when the old man snorted coldly, and before he could speak, the man in a suit and leather shoes next to him chuckled, shook his head and said, "You sucking vampire, this old guy drank it." It’s strawberry juice. The reason why the skin color doesn’t look like a living person is because of albinism.”
Xueyin: "Ah..."
"You are the only one who talks a lot."
The old man turned his head and glared at his 'friend' at the same table angrily, and said angrily: "Look carefully Why do you want to enter the club dressed like this?"
The man in the suit smiled proudly, snapping his fingers and said proudly: "Have you never heard of Superman hiding in the city? What about the vest of a journalist? As a flame demon, why can’t I be a real estate salesperson?”
It is worth mentioning that he did literally snap his fingers just now. , in other words, at the moment when he snapped his fingers, a fist-sized fire ball appeared directly above his thumb and index finger. Although it was fleeting, it was definitely a real flame.
"A wad of quick-burning paper costs two yuan, and a set of remote-controlled high-temperature iron wire costs twenty yuan."
The old man pinched the man in the suit's wrist and sneered: "Plus an additional yuan of more than three hundred thousand yuan." A nice watch, you kid won’t feel like you’re pretending Perfect, right?”
“Old man, what’s wrong with you?”
“You brat, who was talking first?”
“Are you trying to fight? ?”
"If you have the guts to fight, come on, come here and hit me! With one punch, your watch will be mine, believe it or not."
"You@#￥!"
"I% &@! ”
……
Just like that, the two of them became civilized and passionate in the blink of an eye. They started arguing violently. Fierce refers to the wording and body language used by both parties to attack each other, while civility means that no matter how fierce the argument was, their buttocks would not move as if they were welded to death in their seats. , not even the four arms waving wildly in mid-air touched each other even once.
As for Xueyin, she left this noisy corner early and walked around the entire first floor in the next hour. Relying on her innate affinity and instinct of knowing how to please people even though she has no research on psychology, Xue Yin interacted with most people in a short period of time (except for one who was wrapped in white bandages and exuded... A man who smelled of formalin had established a friendly relationship with an old lady who spoke a strange language. Although it was just a nod of acquaintance, it was enough for her to understand what this place was.
To put it in a nutshell... it is literally the [Second Class 2 Club].
Here, everyone has their own 'setting', but compared to those strictly disciplined occasions, this club is terrifyingly free, just like the man in the suit and the old man next to him, although they are different There are settings of superpowers and vampires, but they are allowed to break away from their 'roles' and communicate as modern people living in 2049. This behavior will not arouse other people's disgust. Correspondingly, strict Following the setting, young men and old ladies who firmly believe that they are different can also have their own fun.
“Here, like-minded people will gather together spontaneously, and every group and individual, in most cases, welcomes new members all the time, although they often fail because they include but not Due to shyness and other reasons, it gives people the illusion that they are not easy to get along with. ”
He is about in his early twenties, has a slightly fluffy short wolf tail hairstyle, wears a crisp white shirt + black vest + black trousers and leather boots. He has a kind and sunny smile, and his figure is slightly thin but inexplicably attractive. The man who felt safe walked slowly to the girl and gave a brief explanation in a comfortable and decent tone. Then he leaned slightly and asked Xueyin kindly and politely: "Welcome. Come here, madam, I am the owner of this club. How can I help..."
"Wow!"
At this moment, I suddenly remembered that I came here. Xueyin, who had business to do here, suddenly let out a scream, then left the young boss with a dull look behind her and rushed towards the stairs leading to the second floor not far away without looking back.
"Wait a minute, madam, the second floor is temporarily closed during this time!"
Although the young club owner sent a reminder in time, he was ignored by Xueyin gorgeously, so he had to use He stared blankly and with a bit of panic in his eyes as the latter disappeared around the corner of the stairs.
At the same time——
“That’s it.”
At the corner, the slender woman who had just caught Xue Yin’s eyes nodded slightly, then turned to look behind her and faced a man who was crossing her legs. Sitting on the sofa, the boy who looked no more than five years old and had quite thick hair said: "What an excellent time management. If I hadn't deliberately lingered for a while, I would have missed this girl completely, right?"
The boy was stunned immediately, and then exclaimed in a sweet voice: "No, no! That's not the case! Sister Qian, please listen to my explanation..."
"I'm kidding. ”
This person's tone and expression didn't sound like he was joking. He was wearing a high-cut cheongsam that showed off his figure, and a pair of long johns underneath the high-cut cheongsam. Although his outfit was very chaotic, it still made people feel like he was an eye-catching radio-type figure. The woman said lightly, then walked straight past Xueyin, and said without looking back as she went downstairs: "But I I'm still very angry. I'll punish you by watching the complete series of "Big Mouth Calabash". When we meet again, we will do a spot check. If you don't pass, we will break up."
"Wait..."
The boy looked at the woman's back in despair. Stretching out his little hand, the latter continued downstairs as if he didn't hear her, and disappeared from the sight of Xue Yin and the boy in the blink of an eye.
After half a minute of silence——
“That...”
Xue Yin carefully walked to the boy who was ashen-faced and was lying on the sofa in an OTZ position at this moment. She leaned down and muttered: "Sorry, I seem to have caused trouble for you."
“Don’t worry.”
However, the young man sighed deeply, sat cross-legged again, and said quietly in a tone completely inappropriate for his age: "Anyway, she just found any reason to bully me. Even if she didn't meet you, she probably would." Will use some weird reasons to find trouble.”
Xue Yin nodded vigorously, and then while looking at the second floor, which was decorated very comfortably and made it feel like a 'public lounge', she asked casually: "Then what are you going to do? What to do?”
“Find time to see those four It was produced more than ten years ago, the quality is so low that it makes you want to cry, it cannot be watched with your brain in mind, it insults your IQ, it is funny in every sense of the word, it has more than 130 episodes, it is heart-wrenching, and it is not as good as similar movies. The work "Big Mouth Gourd" is nothing short of a piece of work. ”
The boy said extremely heavy words in a very relaxed tone, and then asked in an even more relaxed tone: "Can you sign your name for me?"
Xue Yin: "...Eh?!"< br>
"There are many postcards in the drawer on the electronic fireplace. They are all yours. Please leave in a moment. Please choose a few you like and sign them for me.”
The boy briefly explained his request, and then asked directly: “So what’s the reason for you coming here?”
“I hope you will arrange a bodyguard for me.”
Xue Yin was not ambiguous and immediately stated her request: "You can eat and live with me, and you can also teach me how to control my power."
"What power do you control?"
< br>The boy frowned and asked: "Superpower? Spiritual power? Seal? Symbolic power? Or..."
"It should be symbolic power."
Xue Yin raised her hand Xiaoshou said seriously: "There were two fringe people who wanted to catch me before."
"Catch you? Are you sure you are not testing whether you can control your symbolic power, and then decide whether to absorb you into the organization or temporarily seal you... Forget it, since you are a guest here to take care of business, I won't ask any more questions."
The boy stopped talking only halfway, and asked in a mature and milky voice: "Do you have any requirements for a bodyguard? Apart from teaching you how to control your power."
"Well, since you have to live with me and my friends, it's best not to be a male."
"I see, that person outside the store is your friend...Okay, you like hamsters ”
“Alright.”
"Okay, I'll give you this crystal ball. Go back and smash it."
"Eh? Inside is..."
"Your bodyguard."
"A A hamster? ”
“A female hamster to be precise”
"Ah, okay, thank you little brother, then I should pay you..."
"The signature I mentioned before will be regarded as the reward."
"Is that enough?"
>"Of course, after all, I am your fan."
Chapter 2136: The End