Chapter 2268: Killing each other?
Game time PM16:56
Public space, Yuhuo meeting room (Sarufoshi’s private room)
“Let’s not mention anything else for now...”
One of the three vice-presidents of the Yuhuo Guild and the chief dungeon commander, Sarufoshi sighed mightily and said helplessly: "I really can't figure out how to kill that dragon. Do you grandchildren have anything? Thoughts? ”
Huang Yu sighed deeply: "Father doesn't know."
Po Douluo sighed deeply: "Father doesn't know."
Portos sighed deeply : "Dad doesn't know."
Nizui Angel sighed deeply: "Dad doesn't know."
Cheese Cat Demon sighed deeply: "Dad doesn't know .”
Aramis sighed deeply: "Dad..."
"Hey!!!"
Everyone immediately agreed with a loud voice before he said the second word. Bo, although it is very childish, tasteless, vulgar and cliché, the scene is not unspectacular.
“A bunch of idiots.”
And Aramis showed his middle finger expressionlessly, his eyes full of pain and contempt: “There are less than five minutes left. Entering the arena and starting a fight, how shameless do you have to be to take advantage of me at this juncture?”
Sarufang shrugged mightily and spread his hands: "Is there a possibility that even if we don't take advantage of you, we can't think of any good way to kill those girls?"
Both are tanks. The cheese cat demon who was positioned rarely reached an agreement with the former, shrugged and said: "The scales of the dragon girl are as big as my shield, how about hair?"
"It stands to reason that Mighty and Silly Cat, I He and Bangchui should take turns to fight according to the situation. What’s the result?”
Most of the time he is a good guy (only compared to other members of Yuhuo, which does not conflict with the fact that he is still a scumbag from a social perspective) The drunken angel folded his arms and complained angrily: "Guess which two bitches are absent because of the absence of these two bitches?"
Portos noticed that he was about to be criticized. His expression immediately became solemn and he said sternly: "Eggs cannot be put in the same basket!"
"But you are not eggs."
Looking pretty, but like Sarufang Mighty, his mouth smelled like dirt. He shook his head and said seriously: "You are a bastard."
Aramis rolled his eyes and hummed: "Okay, okay, don't bother. I have reached a consensus with the Green Apple Chamber of Commerce during this period. The priorities, rewards and benefits when we go back to open up wasteland are indispensable. We have hard work without credit, right?”
“No.”
Jin Beibei, standing behind him, smiled and said, “After all, it’s basically me. Talk.”
"Bebemo is going to talk nonsense."
Aramis waved his hand and said aggressively: "Although most of the content is talked about by you, as long as I am there, I can act as a calming needle. Function, as for asking you to be responsible for specific matters, I just considered that if girls communicate with girls, the talks should go more smoothly, and I am also afraid that President Qingqing Apple Xiang will be impressed by my personal charm and bear the pressure. She promises us too many benefits, otherwise if I personally take action..."
"She will charge us 20% more [city tax] to win the favor of other studios, clubs or well-known groups. "
Jin Beibei, who was holding the folder, raised her lips slightly and said in a brisk tone: "Xiangxiang told me personally."
Aramis: "..."
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"Back to the subject."
Po Douluo, who was in a very bad mood because he had been PUA'd frequently by his boss and his girlfriend recently, knocked on the table impatiently: "The fight will start soon. How to do it? I can't do it. Because the dragon opposite is invulnerable, why don’t you just admit defeat?”
Saru Fang, who was almost thinking about it, sighed mightily and said dryly: “You also said that she is invulnerable, I I still want to know what to do."
"Ahem, what..."
At this moment, Huang Yu, who had been silent just now, suddenly spoke. First he cleared his throat, and then showed a shy, reserved, reserved and healthy smile that was very suitable for his age: "I don't know if it will work, but I have an idea."
"Gan."
Seeing this bitch who usually enjoys beating sap and adding insult to injury (almost all cadre-level members of the Yuhuo Guild are like this) was acting so shy, I was very angry just now. The impatient Po Douluo felt sweat on his forehead at that moment: "You wouldn't have secretly found out the address of someone's house across the street and arranged for someone to cut the wires, right?" With a healthy and reserved smile, he shook his head and said: "That's not true. I just thought of a good idea that is very feasible and can greatly improve our overall strength. I want to discuss it with you."
"... Are you sure it’s a good idea with high feasibility and not a bad idea?”
“I’m sure it’s a good idea with high feasibility”
"So this idea is neither a scam nor a bad idea?"
"I'm sure it's a good idea with high feasibility."
"..."
… …
A moment later
Game time PM17:00
Public space, [Crime Debate·Group Battle] Live Room
"Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome back. Just now, the popularity has reached the top of the world with more than 100 The top three in fifty countries, the ones you like the most, watch and indulge in the most, but in order to keep you healthy, they only serve [Guilty] for 12 hours a day. World]!”
As the high-pitched and familiar voice sounded, the little clever ghost’s advertisement was immediately replaced by the official live broadcast room, and the man in front of the commentator had a strange mask on his face and looked unstable. The man was pulling his neck and shouting loudly: "I am your favorite commentator, Smiley!"
"Welcome back."
The other commentator next to him, whose face was bandaged, but whose cool and handsome temperament could still be felt, also nodded slightly and said concisely: "I am the handsome commentator."
"Welcome back. ! "
The girl with huge spiral twin tails and stars twinkling in her eyes waved her little hands to the camera: " I’m Xueyin!”
“Hello everyone.”
Beside Xueyin, there was a man with glasses, a handsome figure, a kind face, and no neck, Le. He chuckled and said: "I am the special guest of this competition. In the last round, the Greek milk was dropped instantly without even farting."
The smiling face immediately coughed lightly: "Teacher Greek Milk said that wrong..."
"Wait a moment."
Greek Milk immediately raised his hand to interrupt the smiling face and said dryly Said: "First of all, I just rely on my poor talk to get by. A little commentator who only eats a lot of food can't bear the title of 'teacher', and then... I think the name 'Xian Nai' is a bit too outrageous. If the three of you don't dislike it, you might as well just call it the same as water friends. I'm 'Xiao Xu' ." Xiaomian scratched his hair in confusion and said curiously: "But how do I remember that everyone in the live broadcast room called you 'Poisonous Milk Old Fairy' and 'God of Plague'?"
Greece's eyes immediately widened and she said angrily: "Damn you, slander me! You are definitely trying to smear me on purpose! Brothers, please don't be fooled. Those who spread untrue remarks on the Internet every day are all slanderers." Pink! Impossible..."
"Old Immortal, my [Poisonous Baneling Bug] fan card in the live broadcast room is already LV99."
But the smiling face sneered and asked: "Do you think I was led to the rhythm?"
When Greek Milk heard this, her eyes almost popped out: "Brother Smiley, don't make trouble, [Poisonous Baneling Bug] is my first fan card, not to mention that it is very popular now. Very few people fail, and even if there are, there are only a few dozen who can reach level 99..."
"I am [the poisonous dog why hasn't he shaved his head]"
Smiling face. Said this in an understatement.
The Greek girl's face turned pale: "...Are you kidding me?!"
"Have you ever seen the second person who used free gifts from the platform to get his fan card to LV99?"
"Damn it, is it really you?!"
"Damn it, is it really me!"
"Are you a commentator!?"< br>
“Let’s learn from you, idol.”
“Damn it, you’re a dog!”
“Offline brothers, start the barrage! Kill the old vicious dog, forensic doctor Everyone says it’s ugly!”
“You are such a dog!”
In the end, the handsome guy couldn't stand it anymore, and interrupted the conversation between the two with a slight cough, and said sternly: "Let's stop here first to reminisce about the past. Just now, the two teams of [Bathing in Fire] and [Sailor Moon] The players have completed their preparations and are about to load the map."
"Yes, yes, let's get back to the rumors!"
It is clear that there is no way that I am smiling... or rather [ Why haven’t the poisonous dogs shaved their heads yet?] Greek Milk, who continued to pretend to be a serious person in front of her, quickly nodded in agreement, said with a serious face: "According to my many years of commentary experience, although the strength of both teams is very online, this game , I’m afraid only one team will have the last laugh.”
Handsome guy: “…”
Xue Yin: “…”
Smiling face: "If you don't want to give a good explanation, then quickly return the appearance fee to us."
"Damn it, it's not that I don't want to give a good explanation. The main reason is that I have a regular customer like you here. I always say I'm afraid if you make a mistake in a word, you will be punished You bring a big rhythm."
The Greek girl sighed and said without tears: "If I had known that I could meet an 'acquaintance', I would definitely not waste my time just to show up. It’s embarrassing to come here like this!”
As a result, Xia Mian didn’t say anything, but Xue Yin chuckled and said with a smile: "I have also heard your legend, Brother Xiaoxu, but I think your level of explanation will definitely not be a problem. As for those things that science has a hard time explaining... ...Why don't you try a commentary method without any position or tendency, and analyze the game without saying that 'professional commentary means having the courage to make judgments'?"
"Ah... ”
She never expected that a star like Xueyin would be familiar with her "glorious deeds". After hearing these words, Greek Milk went down for two seconds, and the loading progress bar on the background had reached 30%. , took a deep breath, nodded and said: "I know, I'll give it a try!"
The girl immediately smiled, nodded vigorously and said: "Okay!"
"Then, first of all Let’s talk about the [Sailor Moon] team that everyone is generally optimistic about.”
Because Greek Milk knows that as a ‘professional commentator’, she should take the leading position in the commentary. He let go and no longer hesitated, using his signature clear, crisp and rhythmic speaking style to analyze and say: "I believe everyone's biggest impression of this team is the [unknown] Kristina Uecker. The only known dragon player in the "Sin Realm", and her strength is needless to say. After all, losing to Big Flower Morning Glory means nothing, but she can almost be called the strongest mage so far if she can kill her head-on. The player's [Mourning] player is enough to prove his gold content. As for the other four girls, at least based on their previous performances, they are all average and strong."
The handsome guy grabbed the smiling face with one hand. Hair pressed his entire head on the table, and nodded seriously: "What you said makes sense, what about [Bathing in Fire]?"
"Tsk tsk, [Yu Huo] can definitely be regarded as an old friend. Well, I mean I have dealt with them in the past. I don't mean that I really have a good relationship with those people."
Part 2 For a moment, I separated myself from the [Bathing in Fire] guild. After arriving, the Greek lady said with familiarity: "As for this team, Yuhuo's two vice-presidents and three senior cadres are composed. Although there are no typing warriors and seventy-six mallets in it, the strength can be guaranteed. 's, and their only problem, There just isn’t a contestant who is supermodel enough.”
The smiling face who struggled to get up shook off the handsome guy’s hand, and asked the Greek breast with difficulty under the latter’s interference: “So what do you mean, Does Sailor Moon have a better chance of winning?"
"I didn't mean that, I just analyzed the situation of both parties based on the facts."
Greek Milk was not fooled, and replied in a very flawless manner, fully implementing Xueyin's "without any stance' advice.
"There are no weaklings in the top eight."
The handsome guy glanced at the loading bar that he had read immediately, and said seriously: "As for who is the stronger one in this game, it is not based on observation. and analysis can be calculated.”
“Then, both players have been loaded.”
After the first round, a lot of experience has been accumulated. Xue Yin, whose words were becoming more and more impressive, clapped her hands after the screen turned on again, and said with a smile: "Let me see, the refresh position of [Sailor Moon] is a very beautiful scenery. In the dense forest, player Christina still appears in the form of a dragon, looking super impressive!"
"As for [Bathing in Fire], uh..."
Halfway through, the handsome guy suddenly got stuck and said hesitantly: "It seems that they are in the same position as when they played the last game, in an underground palace with a rather gloomy atmosphere. But the difference from before is that this time, they are surrounded by No one else is there."
"To be honest, the atmosphere seems even weirder."
"Indeed, whether it is the purple-red candle floating in the air or the traces on the ground that look like dried blood,... wait! What are they doing!"
"I'll go. , what is going on?”
“Cannibalism?”
"Is there internal strife?"
"Oh my god!"
"What are they going to do to that bear!"
Chapter 2259: The End