Chapter 7 Dad, you are eating dirt
Chen Xiulan couldn't help but smile when she saw it, and then rolled her eyes at Lin Heng: "You are such an adult, and you still like this."
"Just say Is your husband awesome?" Lin Hengxiong said in an arrogant tone
Chen Xiulan looked at the pheasant and nodded: "Awesome, so awesome!"
"Hey, that night. You must reward me well." Lin Heng approached and smiled.
Chen Xiulan's face tightened and she glared at him shyly: "You are already a father, but you are still so immoral."
"I am greedy for my wife, so this is perfectly justified!" Lin Heng held his head high.
Chen Xiulan couldn't resist such explicit talk, so she put the pheasant in Lin Heng's backpack and walked quickly to the front.
The two of them walked down the mountain talking and laughing. When they reached the foot of the mountain, it was already dusk, and it would be completely dark in another hour.
“Xiulan, did you go up the mountain to collect mushrooms?”
Someone not far away spoke to the two of them.
Lin Heng turned around and saw an old man in his fifties with sparse hair, smiling at the two of them.
Lin Heng remembered that this was Tian Baishun, a bachelor in their village. He did not farm much and made a living by hunting and collecting mountain products.
At this time, he was holding a turtle dove in his hand and waved it deliberately, for fear that no one would see it.
"Yes." Chen Xiulan nodded and made a casual conversation, not wanting to pay attention to this person.
Seeing that Xiulan ignored him, Tian Baishun looked at Lin Heng and found the slingshot in his hand. He couldn't help but smile: "Lin Heng, are you hunting with a slingshot?"
"Absolutely. Didn't you hit me?" He smiled without waiting for Lin Heng to talk. Then he continued: "Hunting is not as simple as you think. There is a lot of knowledge."
"You ask Xiulan to cook two meals for me, and you pour me two glasses of wine. I will go up to the mountain to lead you." How about you?" Tian Baishun said with a smile.
This guy is a bachelor. He wants to hook up with women when he sees them. He has to show off every time he goes hunting. I heard that he has affairs with many women.
Lin Heng sneered, walked over and stood in front of his wife, looked at him and said, "Forget it, I'm not interested, I'll play with myself."
After saying that, he asked his wife to go in front, while he walked in the back, and they went home together.
The old man had a shotgun in his hand, and he didn't bother to conflict. After all, he didn't say anything teasing.
Tian Baishun was stunned for a moment, then chased after him: "You are looking down on my hunting skills, old man..."
Before he finished speaking, his eyes suddenly caught sight of Lin Heng's backpack. The pheasant and gray squirrel were suddenly shocked: "This... was all done by you with a slingshot?"
Hitting squirrels and pheasants with a slingshot seemed unbelievable to him.
"No, I picked it up by luck." Lin Heng said and left.
When Lin Heng said this, Tian Baishun was speechless. His body was all soft after he picked it up. Are you trying to fool me, old man?
He knows how nimble pheasants and squirrels are.
"He must have hit him himself." Old Man Tian was sure.
No wonder they are not interested in being with me. What I gain from holding a gun is not as good as that slingshot. Is this what I am doing to my class?
But he also felt that he might have been caught in a trap, and he didn't want to believe that this famous second-rate man was so powerful.
“I have to show this old man my hunting skills some other time!” Old Man Tian felt that he was despised, and planned to get a big prey next time to show Lin Heng his skills.
Lin Heng and his wife Chen Xiulan had already returned to the door. After leaving the woods, he got a few handfuls of pigweed to cover the prey.
When others asked, he only said that he had picked a few fungi. He knew very well the principle of keeping wealth hidden. There were many jealous people in the village, and they would not like others. "You go back first, I'll go to the toilet."
After saying that, Lin Heng put the backpack next to him and put water next to it.
Chen Xiulan returned to the yard. Her parents, elder brother, sister-in-law, younger sister, and the elder brother's son and daughter were all back.
Father Lin Xuan and eldest brother Lin Yue are enjoying the cool air. Sister-in-law Liu Juan and mother Lu Hongmei, as well as younger sister Lin Caiyun, are scraping potatoes for dinner.
Seeing Chen Xiulan come back alone, the sister-in-law couldn't help but laugh: "Mom, it seems that my second brother didn't last even one day this time, and ran out to fool around again."
“Hmph, I knew dogs couldn’t change their habit of eating shit!” Mother Lin was very unhappy. She thought she could hold on for a few days this time, but she ran away.
His father Lin Xuan also shook his head in disappointment: "This second-rate guy is really angry. I will break his legs next time he comes back."
"Dad, you should take care of it. Look at Lin Yue , working all day long on the farm, Lin Heng does nothing, what will he do in the future?"
Sister-in-law Liu Juan complained quickly, thinking that if Lin Heng ran well, it would depend on what he would have in the future. Face points.
At this moment, Lin Heng came in after going to the toilet. He heard everything he said just now.
“No, you don’t even have this basic trust?” Lin Heng was speechless.
"Humph, did I make a mistake?" Mother Lin glared at him, then looked at her daughter-in-law Xiulan, and said distressedly: "Tell me the truth, did Lin Heng run away all afternoon again and just came back. "
She knew that her second daughter-in-law was soft-hearted and kind-hearted, and Lin Heng must have asked her to confess again.
"No, he and I went up the mountain, and he even shot a squirrel and a pheasant with a slingshot today." Chen Xiulan shook her head and said with a smile.
"What?" Lin's father Lin Xuan stood up after hearing the words, with a look of disbelief on his face: "He can hit squirrels and pheasants, and I will eat the loess on the spot."
Lin Heng He doesn't know what virtue he is, it's simply impossible.
"Are you sure you're not talking nonsense?" Mother Lin looked at her daughter-in-law Xiulan and asked, and touched her head.
Obviously, no one in the family believes that Lin Heng has this ability, unless the sun rises in the west.
“Come on, come on, see for yourself!!”
Lin Heng put the backpack on the ground and looked at the family confidently. This is the basic thing between people. Trust is gone?
When everyone saw it, they were dumbfounded. They even looked at it again and again. Their eyes widened and they looked like they couldn't believe it.
"Second father is possessed by evil spirits?" Lin Wei, the son of eldest brother Lin Yue, suddenly said.
Not only him, but everyone else also had the same idea, thinking that only Zhongxie was the most reasonable.
“You’re just possessed!” Lin Heng was so angry that he kicked him in the butt.
"Dad, you don't want to eat tonight, little sister, go grab a bowl of loess for dad, and dad will give you his share tonight." Lin Heng teased.
My younger sister Caiyun’s eyes lit up, but before she could do anything, her eldest nephew Lin Wei grabbed a handful of dirt and handed it to his grandfather Lin Xian: “Grandpa, eat dirt.”
Lin Xuan was so angry that he wanted to pick up a stick and hit someone on the spot: "You two unfilial descendants!!"
"Sir, you said it yourself." Lin Wei jumped out and hid behind Lin Heng. , smiling.
"Lin Heng, did you really hit him yourself?" The eldest brother Lin Yue didn't believe it either.
"That's right, are they the dead things you picked up? Don't eat the bad guys." Sister-in-law Liu Juan also nodded, not believing that Lin Heng could defeat these two things with a slingshot.
(End of this chapter)