Chapter 27: No Martial Arts
“It’s very simple, we aim at the same time, and then I shout one, two, three and shoot together.
What I shoot down is mine, and what’s on your arrow is mine. How about yours?"
Tian Baishun looked at Lin Heng and whispered.
“If you don’t agree, I will drive the grouse away and no one will be able to catch it.”
Before Lin Heng could say anything, Old Man Tian added another sentence, the main thing is to be shameless.
"Old man Tian, you are so shameless." My uncle couldn't help but cursed.
"So what? If you don't agree, I'll throw it away." Tian Baishun is famous for being barefoot and not afraid of wearing shoes.
“Okay, just do what you said.”
Lin Heng breathed out and nodded in agreement with Tian Baishun’s proposal.
"Then follow me."
Tian Baishun glanced at Lin Heng and walked in front with a gun in his hand.
Lin Heng followed behind with a bow and an arrow in his hand. After walking for more than ten meters, he saw a grouse resting on a pine tree.
There are four in total, resting on two branches respectively. Their feathers are blue-gray, and their legs and beaks are black.
None of the four have beautiful tail feathers, they are all female grouse.
"I'll hit the one on the left, you hit the one on the right."
Fifteen meters away from the grouse, Tian Baishun stopped and refused to let Lin Heng continue to move forward.
After setting up the gun, Tian Baishun took out an artillery piece from his pocket and placed it on the ignition eye.
This artillery is similar to a fire starter. When the trigger is pulled, the trigger head on the shotgun will hit the artillery under the action of the spring.
Thereby sparks are emitted to ignite the gunpowder in the barrel, and finally the flame pushes the ball to fly out, causing damage to the target.
"Three...bang..."
After counting three, Tian Baishun fired with a bang. The red flames flew out wrapped in tiny ball bearings, pulling out a beautiful scattered line of fire in the air. .
At the same time, there was a violent sound.
“Holy shit!!”
Lin Heng was startled by the voice, and shot the arrow out with trembling hands.
"Gada Gada!!"
A grouse flew up in shock, and the remaining three all rolled down the tree. Lin Heng's arrow hit the trunk of the tree accurately.
"Old man Tian, you old guy has no martial ethics!!"
Lin Heng turned his head and cursed, Damn, we agreed to launch them together, you will launch them when you shout two, right? ?
“Hey, I said three, two, and one will be launched together, but I didn’t say that they must count to one before launching together.
Young man, hunting is not that simple. Just go home and practice for two years before trying again. "
Tian Baishun chuckled and ran over to pick up the grouse shamelessly.
"Okay, okay, let's play like this!" "
Lin Heng pulled out another arrow, and with a pop, the sharp arrow penetrated a dead grouse.
"What are you doing? "Tian Baishun turned around and asked.
"You said that whatever I hit with my arrow is mine, but you didn't say that I had to shoot it alive."
Lin Heng sneered.
"You are shameless, young people, you are bullying the elderly!"
Tian Baishun suddenly became unhappy.
"You are shameless first." Lin Heng smiled and walked over to pick up a grouse.
Tian Baishun didn't dare to stop him. He was at fault in the first place, and now his gun was out of bullets, while Lin Heng still had a few arrows.
"Tian Baishun, you are so old, why are you like this."
Uncle Lin Heng came over and cursed.
"Actually, my hand slipped, not on purpose." Tian Baishun chuckled.
Looked at Lin Heng again: "Young man, I didn't realize that you still have some ability. Are you interested in fucking a big guy?"
"If you don't go, I'm afraid you will shoot me down."
Lin Heng refused ruthlessly.
"Hey, even though my old man has no children, he would not do such a thing as extirpating his descendants."
Tian Baishun said roughly, as if this was a great deal to him. insult. Lin Heng ignored him, pulled out the arrow, and left with Xiong Ba.
The two of them walked back directly. With that shot, all the prey on this mountain were scared away, and there was no need to look for them anymore.
This is also one of the disadvantages of shotguns. There is too much movement.
“You bitch, my ears are still rumbling now.”
Lin Heng couldn’t help but curse again, this Tian Baishun is a real dog.
Xiong Ba: “Woof woof?”
"I didn't mention you, you are much better than him." Lin Heng glanced at Xiong Ba.
"Lin Heng, let me try your bow and arrow."
On the way back, my uncle borrowed the bow and arrow and wanted to give it a try.
Lin Heng taught him how to use it and let him figure it out on his own.
“No, it’s too difficult. It’s harder than a slingshot.”
After playing for a while, his uncle returned the bow and arrow to him and tried his own slingshot again.
On the way back, I didn’t find any prey, not even a single squirrel, they were obviously frightened.
But Lin Heng is already satisfied. Today’s harvest is already very good.
"You go home, I will help carry the two trees back."
When we reached the top of the mountain, my uncle took the slingshot and left.
Lin Heng didn't go. His whole body was sore today and he really didn't want to help.
I don’t think anyone will mind if we have rabbit meat for dinner.
On the way home, Lin Heng took another road and saw several yellow thread fungi, also known as chanterelles, on the roadside.
Cai was about to leave when he suddenly caught a glimpse of golden light from the corner of his eye.
“Huang Laitou!!”
He hurriedly ran over and cleared away the leaves. Three yellow heads stood tall and graceful, making people salivate at the sight.
The scientific name of Huang Laitou is Boletus corticata, also known as yellow beef liver, and it tastes extremely delicious.
And this mushroom can grow very large, up to more than ten centimeters tall, and the cap diameter can reach up to more than ten centimeters.
It is very easy to identify. The cap looks like it is cracked, with wrinkles in one piece.
The folds are all golden yellow, and other parts are brown.
The fungus meat is firm and delicious.
"Generally speaking, you have to wait half a month for this thing to produce mushrooms. I didn't expect to see it in advance."
Lin Heng was very happy. Huang Lai had a big head, and one of them could There are more than three liang, and the three of them add up to almost a pound.
“Woof!”
Xiongba leaned his head over and smelled it, looking at the mushroom curiously.
"You can eat it when you go home tonight." Lin Heng touched its head.
My family will definitely be reluctant to eat morels, but yellow ones will be fine.
It is delicious and plentiful. The most important thing is that the purchase price is not expensive, only 40 cents per pound.
Because porcini mushrooms don’t taste very good after being dried, unlike morels, which don’t lose their flavor after being dried.
After collecting the three yellow flowers, Lin Heng led Xiong Ba back home.
When I came back, the uncle of the Wang family was still working in the fields.
Hearing the barking of the dog, he looked up and found that it was Lin Heng. A gloating smile appeared on his face: "The second son of the Lin family, did you fail?
Hunting is not that good. It's simple. It's all about skills. You can't just go up the mountain with a bow and arrow. Just go home and work in peace."
"Is this what you mean?" Lin Heng asked from the basket on his back. Rabbit asked, pretending to be confused.
I didn’t want to pay attention to him at first, but it’s annoying that this uncle always likes to use his shallow experience to teach others how to do things.
Uncle Wang's face froze, and he smiled awkwardly: "Did you really hit this?"
"Picked it up, I don't have the skills to hunt." Lin Heng smiled and put away the rabbit. .
Watching Lin Heng leave with the dog, Uncle Wang's head was buzzing. This second-rate guy actually knows how to hunt?
Are you still using bows and arrows? Is this still the same second-rate guy who didn't do his job properly?
"No, maybe he really picked it up. If he had been beaten, he wouldn't have raised his hand to show off."
In the end, after deep thinking, Uncle Wang came to a conclusion that he could accept.
(End of this chapter)