Chapter 5: Just follow Lao Na
After half a stick of incense.
Shuiyue Temple.
Xiangji Kitchen House.
Nuns in blue robes, white robes, and yellow robes gathered together. Even the governor of Wutang, Master Nipujing, and the concubine Puming, who were in golden cassocks, were alarmed.
"You said that strong man calls himself Hungry Wolf Village...Sky Cannon?"
As for the vulgar bandit name of "Sky Cannon", Master Puming, who is a monk, is a little embarrassed to say it. He first glances at the messy place. Tofu plate and steamer basket, and finally looked at Huixin.
"Yes!" Huixin's wounds have been bandaged, but her face is pale, "That's what the strong man calls himself, and he is very sure about it."
"You said his sword skills are very tricky ? But I am not a good person? I didn't use my mind when I defeated you?" Master Puming asked again.
"Yes!" Huixin said with a hint of flinch in her eyes, "The sword technique has reached the realm of transformation, but the realm is definitely not advanced, and the mental technique was not used, but he defeated me with one move!"
Master Puming looked at Master Pujing aside, looking for answers. Losing some food in the nunnery is not a big deal, but the person who steals it is so weird and scary, so it is worthy of caution.
“Each sword technique has six levels of artistic conception, namely entry, Hinayana, Mahayana, entry into the subtle realm, transformation, and tongxuan. Those who transform the realm can unite the human and the sword into one, and those who have accessed the xuan can summon gods and ghosts.”
< br>Wu Tang Supervisor Ni Pujing had a strange look on his face, "Martial arts in the world are so difficult to practice. It is not difficult to practice a martial arts attack to the Mahayana level. If you want to reach the subtle or even advanced level, you must practice one alone or have more than thirty years of experience. , a person who is extremely talented and beautiful, all three are indispensable!
If he is such a genius, how can he defeat the ninth-level Huixin without the blessing of mental skills? "It's inappropriate!"
"Master, I don't dare to lie, this is absolutely true." Huixin felt a little aggrieved. She was clearly defeated.
"I have a question for you, poor nun." Master Pujing said in a deep voice: "What is the name of the sword technique? Has that person ever revealed any clues about it?" , famous all over the world.
"...I once asked, and the man said that he was rude and cunning with dog-like sword skills." Huixin answered honestly.
A group of nuns blinked blankly, is this a serious knife technique?
Master Pujing was also startled: "How old is that person?"
Huixin thought carefully and then realized: "That strong man has waist-length black hair, bright eyes, and a clear voice. He must be just a teenager!"
"Absurd! This is simply ridiculous. Ridiculous!”
Master Pu Jing shouted hastily. This completely broke her knowledge of martial arts for decades. How could she believe it?
Huixin’s eyes were red, and she lowered her head and was speechless.
“This person is definitely not a strong man from Hungry Wolf Village!” Master Puming suddenly said.
The nuns looked around and saw Master Puming walking to the table, picking up the piece of paper with the ugly handwriting, and saying softly:
"I sit in the clouds and travel out of the world, and I don't have a bottle to drink alms bowl." If you don't talk about human affairs when you meet people, it means that there is nothing in the world. Master, just follow me, right?"
The whole room was silent. This poem... The front is good, but the back seems not serious. .
"Wonderful! It's really wonderful!"
Only one old nun was touched by his heartstrings and was extremely excited: "Although the whole poem does not mention half a word of Zen, it is full of words. According to the words of the Buddha, one should devote oneself to the Buddha, avoid the fruits of the worldly world, save all sentient beings, dare to overcome the causes of the worldly world, and leap out of the world. Amitabha, this person must be an enlightened monk!"
All the nuns in the hall looked at each other.
This seems even more ridiculous, submerged products, realm swordsmanship, teenage children, eminent monks?
Are you there?
Also, the last sentence, "Master Tai followed me," is obviously a dirty word.
“This strong man is not a mountain bandit. The mountain bandit definitely does not have the literary talent and force. He must be a member of the Qiugong Pavilion. He lied about his identity to confuse the public. He did not intend to deliberately disfigure the handwriting, but it was self-defeating. , there are no more three hundred taels of silver here!”
Master Puming put his palms together and concluded: "The Qiugong Pavilion actually has such an amazing and talented descendant. The Qiugong Pavilion is very popular. We should inform the nunnery master and meet the Qiugong Pavilion master for a while!"
"Good!" All the nuns clasped their hands.
Nun Huixin is completely confused! So why do people like this come to steal food from our nunnery?
……
Crushed and deformed steamed buns, vegetable buns, tofu and other items were neatly placed on the dusty table.
Large and sufficient!
Cui Ying'er, Huang Dagui and other five bandits stood in a row with blank expressions.
Even if they try hard, they still can't figure out how the little boss does it?
Have those ferocious group of Shuiyuean Goanwuni, who looked upon the bandits like bugs, let their guard down to this point? Impossible? The nuns who are fine during the day and fine at night are full of energy.
Looking at the pensive and indifferent expression of the little master, a bold idea jumped out -
There is adultery!
The young boss is handsome, but it is inevitable that he will meet some pretty nuns who are not clean. The two parties are involved in the fire, burning, and tossing and turning.
No wonder the little boss has to go alone!
Reasonable!
Then the eyes he looked at the little master became more and more weird.
Xin Zhuo sat on the stone slab, folding his arms, looking down at the ants moving, and his thoughts returned to the confrontation with nun Huixin just now.
That nun is a good swordsman, but she doesn’t seem to understand her own skills, and she still has a bit of contempt and contempt? As a result, he was defeated by one of his own moves.
In other words, have you never encountered someone from this world like me [rude and cunning dog-like sword skills]?
Non-mainstream knife skills?
Steamed buns, steamed buns, and tofu are cooked in one pot, with some coarse salt and Sichuan peppercorns. It is surprisingly delicious. Moreover, the bandits from Hungry Wolf Village did not attack this morning, which adds to the leisurely atmosphere of gathering together to eat.
The five thieves, each with a bowl, sat in a courtyard, snoring and chirping incessantly. While eating, they glanced at Xin Zhuo from time to time, with pictures in their minds and a sparkle in their eyes.
Xin Zhuo took a small bowl and took a sip. Looking at the thieves, the famous scene of the aunts at the entrance of the village in her previous life who worried about the harmony of other people's families appeared in her mind.
Cui Ying'er looked much prettier after eating. At this time, she looked at Xin Zhuo with unclear meaning and asked, "Why doesn't the boss eat?"
I was too full and not hungry. Sorry to say.
"Life needs a sense of ritual, eat slowly!" Xin Zhuo said.
“A sense of ritual?”
This new word touches the bandits’ knowledge blind spot.
Huang Dagui, the third master, wiped the dregs on his beard: "Is it the kind of gentleness that noble men say? Yo-yo, wonderful, the first master is a talent, I am afraid he will become famous in the future, but... ”
“However, some things cannot be separated... The white-slender hand holding the chopsticks of the fourth master raised his orchid fingers, "It's too morally corrupt. How will we explain to the old master in the future? If we have a future, we should marry a rich girl for the big master. No one else." They understand those ladies better than me and are more nourishing than Xiao Ni.”
Xin Zhuo didn't understand, but refused to continue the conversation.
The bandits may have no choice but to conquer the country if they want to get ahead, and it is best not to be killed along the way.
A young lady from a wealthy family? "Wealthy family" had better not be a check-box name.
......
The life of a bandit is boring, especially since he cannot go down the mountain to rob and seek the excitement and gain of the moment.
Xin Zhuo, who was bored, was thinking about the situation of the five sacrifices to the spirits in the moon-watching well after practicing the secret book, but he could only wait until the moon rose at night.
In the afternoon, it was Huang Dagui and Cui Ying'er's turn to go down the mountain to defend, while Han Qiniang and the other three took a rest.
Xin Zhuo thought about lying down for a while longer. As soon as he walked to the bamboo strips chair, he heard a strange and piercing cry from the distance: "Smash your teeth, kill me!"
Is this?
Before he could react, Bai Jianxi and Han Qiniang had already rushed out with the guy in their arms:
"Son of a bitch, here we go again, there are quite a few people!"
(End of Chapter)