Chapter 335 Hahaha, that’s wonderful
“Before I reached the peak of martial arts, I was dug out by those three unscrupulous grandsons. All my previous achievements have been wasted. I am afraid that my life span will be exhausted and I will not be able to live for a few years. Well, I was having a good time in the game world.
A dead eunuch came out of nowhere. I’m afraid this old eunuch is hundreds of years old. He is so fierce that he is about to reach the level of a ninth-level earthly immortal. I’m afraid. Several hundred bigger He has not been active for years, who is his opponent?
He defeated me in just a dozen moves. If I hadn’t had a whim and made a person who looked exactly like me to die in my place, what would he have done? use After breaking out of the Earthworm Escape, I'm afraid my life is over..."
The more he spoke, the more excited and angrier he became. His spittle flew everywhere, and he gargled a jar of old wine in one gulp, causing him to turn over. Roll your eyes.
"I see, this is really too bad. I can understand how you feel now."
Xin Zhuo was confused when he heard this, but that didn't stop him from showing sympathy. He sighed and patted Li Guangling on the shoulder. : "It's said that we are destined to meet each other thousands of miles away. What happened to you and me is the same. I was having a good time, but a group of masters suddenly came to kill me. If I hadn't been a little clever, my life would have been long gone. Everyone in this world , It’s so annoying!”
“Oh!” The two sighed at the same time.
"You and I hit it off right away. We have nowhere to go, and we don't have the money to pay for food and wine. Why don't you come and stay at my house for a while? My house is a big place, and you can have delicacies, wine, and delicacies at your disposal. How about that? ?" Xin Zhuo stood up with a sincere invitation.
Li Guangling looked around, applied pressure on the wound again, and grinned: "My little brother is a wonderful man. If my family doesn't lack a pair of chopsticks like mine, then my brother... Is it better to obey my orders than to be respectful?"< br>
"Please!"
"Please!"
The two left side by side, as if they had been friends for many years.
The crowd of onlookers moved out of the way. Tai Xun Gong, Yu Siliu, Jiang Yong, and Jiang Hu couldn't help but sigh with emotion. When it comes to human nature and sophistication, this young prince is simply self-taught. , Dancing with Huang Taigai, the eccentric Confucian Earth Immortal, and having a miserable relationship with this weirdo who calls himself an Earth Immortal. He was originally going to be a father, but in the end, he fell down a generation and became brothers for nothing.
Who in the right mind has such ability?
...
"Aren't you kidding me? You are clearly Jiang Yuqing, the king of Western Qin!"
In the prince's palace, Li Guangling and Xin Zhuo were sitting face to face. He was just not used to this. The current environment does not mean that he is an old fool.
Xin Zhuo asked back: "Have I ever said that I am not Jiang Yuqing?"
Li Guangling thought for a moment: "It seems not."
"So, it doesn't matter who I am, the important thing is..."
Xin Zhuo slapped his chest, "No one in the world will treat you sincerely except me!"
Li Guangling His eyes widened: "Why do you treat me sincerely?" exist I see myself reflected in you. I now hold millions of soldiers and am powerful. Isn’t that a true reflection of your power and domineering back then? If you don’t do well, I think I will end up like you sooner or later. I won’t allow it. .
I suddenly understand your mood very well, and I also know your temperament and character very well. This may be the so-called close friend falling in love at first sight! ”
That’s ridiculous!
Li Guangling was a little dizzy, but felt that it made sense, and couldn't help but feel a little shy: "That's right!"
Xin Zhuo stared at Wangyuejing: "I know you are here For the purpose, the eunuchs who fight you can only come from the palace. The people of Da Zhou will not tolerate you and hurt you. You just came to Xi Qin to make a living with me, Jiang Yuqing, right? Don't worry, Xi Qin will let you play. , I, Jiang Yuqing, will protect you, and no one can touch you!”
This bastard was afraid that he was causing too much trouble in the surrounding areas. When the Zhenwu Division learned of this, he notified the court, and the court dispatched Shixian Palace. An Earth Immortal-level master is here to arrest him?
“Hahaha, interesting!”
Li Guangling was very moved by these heartfelt words.
[Li Guangling Debt +10]
"I heard that you like to disguise yourself? Brother, don't worry, I conquered thirteen countries, not to mention anything else, there are just too many people, what kind of king , queens, generals, prime ministers, princesses, wealthy businessmen, millions of people, think about it, turning them all into pig heads, is there anything more enjoyable in the world? "
"Haha, seriously? ?”
[Li Guangling’s debt +15]
"Of course it's true. Not only that, I also want to heal my elder brother. I want to collect a mountain of spiritual herbs to heal my elder brother's body. My elder brother is injured, and I feel uncomfortable."
"You are really good!"
[Li Guangling Debt +10] "What is this? Didn't that damn eunuch hurt you? We can't bear this anger. I will use all means to improve your martial arts. In order to recover, we will go back and kill the old eunuch and ask him, why are the flowers so beautiful? If a man does not take revenge, what is the difference between that and a salted fish? "
"You are so right! Ah Qing, you are such a wonderful person. Although I am hundreds of years older than you, I recognize you as my brother. You are indeed sincere to me!"
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[Li Guangling Debt +10]
"Brother, there is no need to be like this, we are just such a magnanimous man who will help our friends at all costs!"
Damn, there are still 5 points to go, stud. !
Xin Zhuo looked at Li Guangling carefully with a serious look on his face, "By the way! I heard that my elder brother's ability to disguise himself is extremely mysterious. I wonder if he can transform into me?"
Li Guangling blinked: "What do you mean?"
Xin Zhuo grabbed his hand, his face indescribably frank and sad: "Do you believe in fate? Why do you think I treat you like this? I have no brothers, my mother is seriously ill, and my father died early. Last night, my father entrusted me with a dream , said that a noble man will come today, and I have a brotherhood with me.
As expected, the eldest brother and I hit it off. We are brothers for a day, and we are brothers for a lifetime. I am full of emotions. I want to share the glory with you! Let's become rich together! You become the king of West Qin for half a month, and I will be the king of West Qin for half a month!"
"Brother, how can this be done?" br>
Li Guangling was shocked. After living here for hundreds of years, who hasn’t seen him? The human heart is the most selfish, but such a warm-hearted person is really rare in the world. How could this not surprise and shock him?
[Li Guangling’s debt +30]
Outstanding!
Xin Zhuo resisted the urge to see if he could share this person's martial arts skills, and knelt on one knee, with tears in his eyes: "Brother, if you don't agree to this, I will die on my knees here!"
"Prince, you are always so sacrificial for others, I feel so sorry for you!"
In the distance, Xiongzhao knelt down and looked at Li Guangling with the same tears: "Prince, please agree!"
The great prince?
This feeling suddenly feels good.
However, Li Guangling still looked embarrassed and could barely hold back his laughter. After a long time, he reluctantly pulled Xin Zhuo up and sighed: "Brother, I promise you!"
Talking about controlling the colorful spots The bright knife slashed across his face, scraping off the makeup and paint in three strokes. After a few more strokes, it suddenly turned into Xin Zhuo's appearance, at least an eighty-point resemblance. Looking at Xin Zhuo's surprised eyes, Smiling proudly: "How's it going? This is me, eldest brother The face-changing technique of creation, I transformed into you, although it is temporary, but it can last for three months, how about it?"
The surprise on Xin Zhuo's face became more intense, and his eyes were filled with tears. Smile: "That's great! Brother I ..."
Caught up in tears again, turned around and took out his royal robe and put it on Li Guangling: "From now on, we will share the wealth! But I have a wish, and I still need help from my eldest brother!"
Li Guangling patted his chest: "My dear brother, it doesn't matter!" Patrolling the territory, my heart is full of regrets!
Why don’t you go patrolling the territory for me? Don’t worry, brother, it’s not hard work. You can just socialize with the local officials and enjoy endless delicacies, fine wines and delicacies!”
Li Guangling imagined the scene, this... traveling around mountains and rivers, eating and drinking, and being the king of Western Qin. It was so perfect. He said with a reserved look: "What did you say, brother? Brother, am I a person who is afraid of hard work?" ? No problem at all!”
“Brother is really a free and easy person!”
Xin Zhuo pulled him and unfolded a map, "Look, starting from Zhangfu City on Xiaoman Mountain in the easternmost part of the land of Western Qin, all the way south, the southernmost part is quite close to Shenyin Sect. Those of Shenyin Sect If the warrior is unable to pull, give him a lesson, then turn west and pass by the Shence Army camp. According to my personality, I will definitely piss on them
Then, continue to the west and pass by. The former site of the Seven Kingdoms, the Saixi Kingdom, the Damang Mountains, the Datong River, the Kunlun Mountains, and beyond are the second-class Western Kingdoms and the Demonic Hill on the banks of the Shura River. I have always wanted to go to the Demonic Hill to see the enchantress, and the enchantress saw the sword! Just go back in the end. "
It is necessary to create the fact that "I" went to Yaoqiu to reduce the court's suspicion. Otherwise, wandering around Nanli and Beicang will easily find something wrong.
“Haha, wonderful!”
I suspect that your grandson is playing with me!
Li Guangling scratched his chin. I am just old but not stupid. Is there anything in the world that only gives benefits? However, think about it carefully and put yourself in someone else's shoes...
(End of this chapter)