Chapter 313 Uncle Master's hands are more poisonous than his mouth
"...What are you doing out in broad daylight?"
The corner of Yang Fan's mouth twitched and he subconsciously touched his lower back. Unfortunately, The tree struck by lightning was not on him.
Qi Ming was wearing black casual clothes and said calmly, "I'll pick up the express delivery."
Others:? ? ?
Yang Fan looked at him as if he were a fool, "You came out to pick up express delivery in broad daylight, are you an old fool?"
"You in the underworld don't arrange physical examinations for you elderly underworld servants on a regular basis, so Working at such a young age can easily damage your brain.”
Others: Phew~
"..." Qi Ming took a deep breath and gritted his teeth and said, "Did your mouth be smeared with Hedinghong? It's so poisonous."
He just said one sentence, and she said so many things to criticize him, and she still couldn't get along well with him.
Yang Fan chuckled, "Are you envious? I'll rub some for you."
"If your eyes were as poisonous as your mouth, you wouldn't choose such a scumbag." Qi Ming clicked his tongue and used a poisonous tongue. He said, "Your eyesight is really bad, you should go to the hospital to have your eyes checked."
Yang Fan's face changed visibly. When Qi Ming saw her change of face, he felt a little strangely happy in his heart, and finally regained his composure. One game!
...The others silently moved back several steps.
Stay away and don’t splash blood on them.
Yang Fan snorted coldly, "Although my eyes are average, my fists are more poisonous than my mouth, so I would like to ask you to have a taste."
Her fists and voice fell at the same time, Qi Ming was in front As soon as he said this, he realized something was wrong and turned his head to the right to avoid Yang Fan's fist.
But he obviously underestimated Yang Fan's despicableness.
Qi Ming raised the corners of his mouth, "You..."
"Pa!"
A crisp slap interrupted his words.
When he was proud that he had escaped Yang Fan, she slapped him with her other hand, and the afterimage was left quickly.
Qi Ming looked at Yang Fan in disbelief, actually doing this trick of attacking in the east and attacking in the west.
What a thief!
Yang Fan blew on his palms, "Little nephew, are uncle's slaps poisonous?"
"If it's not poisonous, Uncle Master can be more poisonous."
Qi Ming's expression changed again and again, "Despicable!"
Yang Fan: "Louder, Uncle Master can't hear you . "
Qi Ming: "..."
Others looked at Qi Ming with no ability to fight back in front of Yang Fan, with sympathy in their eyes.
Xiao Lin stood at the back, looking at the two of them standing together, the handsome man and the beautiful woman, it was a very eye-catching scene, and she screamed like a marmot in her heart, so good! !
Seeing him frustrated after being beaten and defeated, Yang Fan was in a good mood, and at the same time, there was an inexplicable familiarity in her heart. She seemed to have bullied someone before.
But this feeling was ignored by Yang Fan as soon as it emerged. She had bullied many nephews in the past, so it was normal for them to be familiar with each other.
Not to mention that she has this sense of familiarity, Qi Ming also strangely feels that this feeling of being bullied but helpless and somewhat indescribable is very familiar, just like they have practiced it countless times before. Same.
He stared straight at Yang Fan, trying to search in his memory, and finally couldn't help but ask, "We..." Have we really met before?
Before he finished speaking, Yang Fan had already turned around and looked at Yan Qing and the others who were standing behind him, "Stop standing here and get to work."
Yang Fan spoke, and they obeyed They turned around and went to work, but Xiao Xiao and Xiao Lin were stopped by Yang Fan.
"Xiao Xiao and Xiao Lin, you two come with me to the city."
Yang Fan said to Yan Qing: "You will guard the canteen this afternoon."
Yan Qing hummed and returned to sit in the canteen.
Xiao Lin said with a smile, "Okay, boss."
Xiao Xiao nodded obediently, "Yes, Grandmaster."
They have all been arranged, what about me?
Qiao Cian looked at them, then looked at Yang Fan, pointing at himself with a blank expression, where is me, Master Patriarch? "Go to the orchard and work with Tang Yuanyuan and the others."
Yang Fan suddenly thought of Qi Ming next to him, and smiled and said to him: "My nephew, do you want to eat fruit?"
Seeing her smile, Qi Ming suddenly felt something bad. He had a premonition and looked wary, "What do you want to do?"
"Look at you, why are you so afraid of doing something? My uncle will not eat you."
Yang Fan spoke in a tone like It's like coaxing a child, "Uncle has something to do and has to go out. There is a lot of work at home. Please help him with some work. Uncle will give you some fruit to eat."
"No."
Qi Ming gave Yang Fan an emotionless smile, turned around and disappeared.
......
"Uncle, you have already eaten two, you can't continue eating."
In the orchard, Fu Cancan kindly reminded A middle-aged man who ate two pears before paying.
The middle-aged man probably thought that Fu Cancan was just a weak girl who was easy to bully, so he said rudely, "What's wrong with me eating two fruits? How dare you try such expensive fruits?" ”
Fu Cancan sighed, "If you continue to eat, there will be problems."
When there are more tourists in the village, there will be a mixture of fish and dragons, and all kinds of strange people will appear.
We agreed to come to the orchard to pick fruits. Except for the large fruits, we could taste one of each, but there were always some people who wanted to take advantage.
What to do in this situation?
Of course let him eat it.
The middle-aged man snorted coldly and continued his uncultured behavior to the end, "Are you going to arrest me after I eat two fruits? It's really funny. I'm going to eat it. What can you do to me?"
< br>As he spoke, he picked the third fruit and took a bite. The expected sweet and delicious taste did not appear. Instead, his mouth felt like he had bitten red-hot iron.
It was so hot that he made a sound like a killing pig and fell to the ground rolling.
"Ah ah! My mouth, my mouth, it's so hot, so hot..."
It's only three things. The talisman Yang Fan put on the fruit not only prevents ghosts but also this kind of thing. A scoundrel who steals food.
Fu Cancan walked over and picked up the fruit that had been bitten by the middle-aged man. He said it was a pity, turned around and threw the fruit into the bushes nearby.
Soon, there was a rustling sound in the bushes, but it soon became quiet again.
This is what Yang Fan told them. This kind of discarded fruit is thrown to other small animals to satisfy their greed.
The middle-aged man was still rolling on the ground, shouting that the fruit was poisonous and calling the police to arrest them, and begging the people next to him to call 120 to save him.
The other tourists on the side looked at his innocent mouth with expressions that were hard to describe. You can meet a lot of people here. If you live a long time, you can meet anything.
The acting is too fake!
Some people who have stayed in the village for some time have seen several of these "touching porcelains" with sympathy in their eyes. Brother, why can't you think of something? This is Master Ren's orchard.
How can people manage such a big orchard and let scoundrels like you take advantage of it? Why don’t you go out without thinking?
There was no one around to help him hit 120, and he continued to pick fruits regardless of his presence.
Fu Cancan didn't care. Yang Fan's talisman did not cause any substantial harm to the human body. It was just painful. If you go to the hospital for a checkup, there would be no problem. This pain will last for about five days. will disappear.
Qiao Cian saw this scene when she came. She glanced at Fu Cancan, who nodded helplessly to her, and she understood what she meant instantly.
He was punished for stealing food again, he deserves it.
Fu Cancan saw that she came up alone, so he asked, "Where is the little Taoist priest?"
According to the previous arrangement, Xiao Xiao was with her, and Qiao Cian should go elsewhere. , but now she is here, Xiao Xiao is not here.
"She and Xiao Lin were taken to the city by Grandmaster." Qiao Cian briefly explained what had just happened.
Hearing that the scumbag Chen Jianhua came to pay back the money, Fu Cancan regretted that he missed the scene where Yang Fan taught the scumbag a lesson.
Just when she was feeling regretful, she received a video from Xiao Lin on her phone. It was a video she had taken of the scumbag coming to pay back the money and then being driven away.
Fu Cancan: Good sisters! Reliable!