Chapter 59 059. Taoist Priest Shifang 04
Yun Tutu put the things into his bag solemnly, and then said, "I feel like these are all the same, and I can't understand or recognize them. . ”
It’s better not to try out such a precious thing. A good memory is not as good as a bad pen. There will be no mistakes if you take good notes.
"...Not a Taoist?" Taoist Master Shifang thinks that shouldn't be the case. Even for funeral services, he knows some strange skills.
Tutu pointed at the funeral supplies again and tried harder to sell them, "Are you sure you don't want some of these?"
Taoist Master Shifang blew his beard after hearing this, "No need. If it is really necessary, I have so many disciples and disciples, they will respect me."
I don't know which family taught a girl who would ask Such a silly question. Fortunately, it was Shifang who she met today. It was another Taoist priest who was not allowed to teach her how to behave.
Yun Tutu immediately understood that what he said was wrong and quickly slapped himself in the mouth. As a result, he hit his helmet hard with his hand. Only then did he remember that he had not taken off the helmet until now.
After seeing too many hideous and hateful faces, it was just the same thing. Yun Tutu had already gained courage and did not care about the sense of security. He took off his helmet and looked at Shifangdao with a silly smile. The leader said, "Taoist priest, I just said the wrong thing.
It's not that I saw so many flutters here. They may not need other things, but they can use these."
Taoist Master Shifang took a look at the densely packed ghosts nearby. They were staring at the paper objects on the ground with salivating expressions. They all said on their faces that they wanted... wanted...
"As the saying goes, Well, money can make all the difference, look at me There are all kinds of good things here. If they had these things, why would they live a miserable life?"
Yun Tutu thought that since he was here, he had to sell these things, or take them back. It's not easy to return it.
The female ghost who wanted to attack Yun Tutu before now crawled over again, staring at the box of paper skirts, "Give me a few skirts, and I will give you a favor."
< br>Yun Tutu instantly turned around and looked at it. He was bleeding from all his orifices. This is performance art. "The beautiful sister is really discerning. I carefully select the skirts here according to the most fashionable ones.
You see this style, if you wear this color on your body, it will better bring out your beauty. "
The female ghost who was originally lying on the ground actually stood up in a fluttering manner at this moment. Then she turned around and a delicate and handsome face appeared in front of Yun Tutu.
"Sister , you are even more beautiful like this." Sure enough, her aesthetics were fine, and she was still so pleasing to the eye. She said sweetly, "I also have a villa and a sports car. With these things, we can't seduce any little chicks. "
The female ghost covered her face, no longer as ferocious as before, "Don't say that, sister, I am a decent daughter. "
Yun Tutu, "...just to use an analogy, my sister is so beautiful, and paired with a good outfit, she can please ghosts as well as myself. ”
Send, send, "..." Are you making progress so fast? What did Yun Tutu learn from those teachers these days?
Before, he looked timid and afraid of getting into trouble, but in the blink of an eye, he even did ghost business?
"Then can you burn one for me to try first?" The female ghost still had reserved habits when she was alive. She actually knew to try before buying.
“There’s no problem with this,” Yun Tutu said generously, taking out a lighter and burning one on the spot for the sake of the potential customers who were watching eagerly.
A beautiful cheongsam skirt has been worn on the female ghost.
This beautiful skirt made all the ghosts on the side swallow their saliva, wanting... wanting... wanting...
The edge of the protective cover, which was not big in the first place, was densely packed with people. With grimaces, everyone scrambled to point to the items they needed. "Don't be anxious, don't be anxious, take your time," Yun Tutu didn't care that they were missing arms or legs. The customers were all cute and they could come as they pleased.
Taoist Master Shifang stared at this scene dumbfounded. Are these the same ghosts that he fought with endlessly before?
"Be careful, they lie to you with their lies. If you burn this thing to them, it will be in vain." Taoist Master Shifang frowned and reminded Yun Tutu in a low voice, "Don't waste time with them here."
Yun Tutu smiled and shook his head, "Don't worry, no one has been able to trap items sent across the border."
Seeing the chaos, Yun Tutu stood up, clapped his hands, and said loudly, "Everyone queue up, everyone queue up , you are so unruly, who should I give the goods to first?”
Now, in order to get to the front of the queue, these ghosts fought together again.
......
Taoist Master Shifang once again doubted himself, what has he practiced in these years? What is he doing here?
"Hurry up, we'll be in line within two minutes. I'm still in a hurry. I'll leave when the time is up."
As soon as the power of these words came out, two long lines formed in an instant. The white fog that had gathered had also dispersed.
Taoist Master Shifang almost couldn't breathe, ghosts can be so obedient, his life has been in vain these past few decades.
Yun Tutu was really surprised to see the female ghost standing at the front.
"Don't be nervous, sister, I am the ghost king here, and strength speaks here. Show me whatever you have here."
"Ghost King? Are you the Ghost King?" Taoist Master Shifang pointed at the female ghost, "Are you hiding behind me all this time?"
The female Ghost King glanced at him, "What does hiding mean? I never do that kind of sneaking. The thing is that the kid below wants to grow up, so he asked you to practice. You see, you have been here for so long, and we haven’t hurt you.”
“Then you are still doing this ghost realm?”
"Ghost Domain?" The female ghost king was even more confused, "This is just a home for us. When the ghost gate opens next time, they will leave on their own, or do you want us to wander around?"
"But the news is not like this..." Taoist Master Shifang had an ominous premonition in his heart. He had been deceived, but he shouldn't have. The person who came to inform him was his fellow disciple.
"I don't care what your news is," the female ghost king had no patience to talk to her. "You so-called Taoists are the most annoying. We didn't go out to do anything harmful to nature. Why do you want to chase us and kill us?
Okay, we have been playing for so many days this time, please leave later."
After saying this, the female ghost king stopped talking to her and smiled very kindly, "Sister. , my name is Ming Jiayi, You can call me Sister Ming. Prepare one, no, two copies of everything you have here, especially those skirts.”
The kid standing behind ordered. Click her, "Sister, too." Leave some for me."
Ming Jiayi kicked her foot back, and the little devil's head flew far away in an instant, but he soon came back with a playful smile, "I'll give my brothers some soup anyway. ”
"There are so many more, and what I want is a skirt, can you wear it?"