Chapter 277 Beauty is like a flower (14)
Looking at the real-time barrage comments floating on the screen, Master Snake was so angry that he almost fainted, and he quickly pinched his flat forehead.
【It’s great, I haven’t seen such a fresh, natural and relaxing program for a long time. 】
【It’s just pleasing to the eye without the expert stuffed in! 】
【There are so many stories about Master Daddy saving the heroine that they have become a waste. 】
[And those "masters" sent by the empire were all made on the assembly line, which is boring. 】
【New human beings born naturally are the purest and most powerful! Look at that kid named Liu Sheng, he is stronger than many of our new humans. 】
【That’s why some experts say that we support nature and oppose nurture. 】
【But there is no way, how long does it take to generate a new human being in a natural environment? 】
【Yes, the efficiency is too low. 】
[Looking at the entire planet, it seems that there is only one new human being, Liu Sheng. 】
【In short, I have to say that looking at the little sister Liu Sheng is better than looking at that snake-faced Taoist. 】
【+1, it’s really ugly. 】
【In the previous seasons, there was Murong Zihua and Xinghe Xianjun, so why did he become this wretched old man this season? 】
【That’s it! I guess it was forced in by a related household, right? 】
[The truth is revealed upstairs. I checked this old man. His name is Snake Daoye. He is a retired 36th-tier veteran actor. He is famous for being a big star who loves to sleep and does not memorize scripts. He also holds some training classes to improve the skills of new humans. Make money. I guess it’s just to advertise for myself! 】
【So that’s the case, then I must support the natural new human girl Liu Sheng! 】
【Support the natural new human child sister Liu Sheng! 】
【Support the natural new human child sister Liu Sheng! 】
Looking at the support, Master Snake was so angry that he swung his tail at the light screen.
Unfortunately, the light screen is a projection and has no entity. It only produces some tiny light spots. The screen shakes and then recovers instantly.
The barrage on the light screen continues.
【Natural new humans are the most powerful! I'm only ten years old and I'm already S-level! 】
[Haha, please show me the proof. 】
【This is a fact, why should I prove it to you? 】
[If there is no proof, it will be regarded as nothing. 】
【Okay, stop making noise! If you make any more noise, go to the martial arts room! 】
【Isn’t it good to watch the show quietly? What a healing program! 】
【Seeing them running all over the mountains and plains reminds me of the period of our ancestors of the Chinese Empire. 】
【I think this scenery is also very common. When you open Swordsman World Online, it is everywhere, and I am tired of seeing it! 】
[Jianxia World is really fun, I have uninstalled all other games. 】
【In this way, it really looks a bit like the world of swordsmen. 】
【What you are talking about is a virtual game, but what I live in is real life. How can they be compared? 】
【I suspect that the above are all underpinning the swordsman world. 】
【I feel like the life in the show is really simple and beautiful. As a social animal, I really want to experience it! 】
[Forget it, think about it, they don’t have enough food or clothing to keep warm all day long, feces and water flow everywhere in the place where they live, and the social rule of law has zero effect. Do you still want to experience it? 】
【I don’t think about it anymore. 】
【Ask in a low voice, do we have the rule of law? 】
【Be careful what you say upstairs. 】
【That being said, I don’t want to see them so poor anymore. 】
[Yeah, I watched Slums for dozens of minutes and I’m tired of it. 】
【The main thing is Xiaoxiao, such a beautiful little girl, why don't you arrange some nice little skirts for her? Let the program team be individuals! 】
【Transformation! Transform! 】
【Is there any wealthy person who can send money to the program team to arrange it. 】
【+1, looking for a wealthy person! 】
[+2, looking for a wealthy person! 】
……
【+100860000, looking for a wealthy person! 】At this moment, a huge battleship slammed into the light screen with a "bang", and then came through the screen towards his face. Master Snake was startled, and he hurriedly rolled on the sofa and dodged to avoid it.
In the end, it was just a shadow, but it was a little more powerful.
Master Snake climbed back onto the sofa and cursed a few words under his breath.
On the screen, the camera was all over, the host who looked like a ball of meat was full of surprise and reported in a high-pitched voice:
“Thank you to the sponsor, I love to watch Boss Love” Cinderella on Cinderella's [Titan Battleship]!"
"Press According to our promise of "Metamorphosis", the sponsor who gives the highest value gift can participate in designing the plot! Wow, this is really such an exciting situation that has not happened in many years!"
"Come on! , please tell us what plots you want to join.”
The host dialed the financial owner's communication on the spot and was quickly connected.
A voice with a modified tone said: "Just, just, let Xiaoxiao change his identity according to the wishes of the netizens."
The host's face was originally a piece of meat, so it was difficult to see clearly. He showed an expression, but at this time he almost lost his face, and a piece of flesh on his cheek almost fell off.
“This is retribution!” The sharp-eyed Master Snake saw it at a glance and immediately laughed with gloating.
"This, Xiaoxiao's identity has been confirmed, she is the daughter of Tofu Xishi..." The host was a little embarrassed.
Before he finished speaking, another humanoid thing with only a black shadow slowly moved over.
Master Snake knows that this is the director of this crappy show!
The person he hates the most!
"Hey, this identity is not really certain. Life is full of coincidences and accidents. As long as we make arrangements for her, it will be fine!"
Said, Black Shadow He let out a jeering laugh.
The host understood instantly, and also showed a professional smile, but the flesh was crowded together, forming a crescent moon.
“Our Director Luo has spoken. It seems that there will be some new changes in our little destiny. Are our sponsors satisfied?”
“Full, full, satisfied. "
The voice also added: "Remember, remember, remember, I want a nice dress."
Then there was also a stuttering Jie Jie laugh.
The host smiled politely and turned off the sound and said: "Don't worry, this must be arranged."
"So, what kind of fateful turn will our little one face? Stay tuned!"
< br>"After a commercial, it's our classic part of "Metamorphosis" - 'Watching with Famous Artists'. After all, our program is positioned as a social experiment and observation program, and it should be brought to everyone. Let’s do some in-depth thinking instead of pure entertainment.”
“This time, we invite a very important celebrity to watch the live broadcast with you and provide a professional perspective for our program!”< br>
“As for who it is, it will be kept secret for the time being, leaving everyone with a sense of mystery! Please continue to pay attention to our live broadcast room, after the commercial, the excitement will continue!”
As the words fell, advertisements began to play on the screen.
Snake Daoye glanced at it, it was an advertisement for a plastic surgery agency.
“Do you feel that after becoming a new human being, your appearance is unsatisfactory and does not meet the aesthetics?” said a voice-over.
In the dark bathroom, a figure in a white dress hung upside down from the door.
Looking closer, he saw a female new human with pale skin and blood dripping from her body. The camera was zoomed in, her long hair was gathered on her face, and only her malicious eyes could be seen.
Master Snake was frightened and leaned back.
The eerie music played, and the woman slowly raised her cracked face, faced the camera, and opened her mouth hoarsely: "I... want to change..."
Then, this The woman crawled into the bright clinic with her limbs twisted, causing the lights in the entire clinic to flicker. She chatted with the plastic surgeon with a flashlight before getting on the dark operating table.
As soon as the camera turned, a beauty in white with a pretty face and long flowing hair appeared on the screen, and she winked at the snake Taoist outside the screen.
“This is me, the new me.”
Blinking his eyes, the screen blacked out and returned to the terrifying appearance it had at the beginning.
“Your abilities are not diminished, you can switch as you please.”
“Come to Beauty Plastic Surgery Hospital and join me to become a more beautiful new human being!”
Snake Daoye watched the beauties , said "poof".
This thing is extremely expensive. He thought his chin was not sharp enough before and wanted to ask, but found that the price was not something he could afford.
Forget it, they are all advertisements. According to his experience, they need to be broadcast for half an hour.
Go take a bath and come back to see.
Master Snake walked to the bathroom, completely unaware that the light screen behind him was flashing and the channels were switching.
Although there is no one on the sofa.
Watch the natural new human girl bravely enter the variety show circle
(End of this chapter)