Chapter 284 Beauty is like a flower (Twenty-one)
Master Snake was awakened by a ray of sunlight projected into the room.
In the morning, his house was pushed to the surface, receiving light energy from nature.
Hey, why does the back of my head hurt so much.
Master Snake sat up in confusion and touched the back of his head.
Thanks to his strong recovery power, he has already recovered.
But looking back, I can still see a brown mark on the wall.
That was dried blood.
Master Snake's pupils shrank, and then he remembered what happened last night.
At this time, my head turned suddenly and looked back in the direction of the bathroom, and the black shadow was still there!
However, in broad daylight, the gloomy feeling disappeared.
At this time, the whole house moved, and there happened to be a ray of warm sunlight shining on it from the window.
Because of this ray of light, Master Snake discovered that this was not a hanging trick at all...
It was his Taoist robe!
He quickly got up and moved to the bathroom.
The robe he wore yesterday was hanging on the ceiling.
Look carefully and then reach out and touch it.
This robe is still wet and wrinkled. It has obviously been hung up without being wrung out or flattened.
This hanging method is also very strange, it is just stuck the collar casually in the crack of the ceiling.
As for the blood in his imagination...
It's just that the quality of this robe is not good, and the color faded after such a rough wash...
At this time, there was a large pool of black marks on the bathroom floor.
The clean-loving Snake Taoist’s forehead jumped wildly.
“This, this, this!”
When he thought about how troublesome it would be to clean up, Master Snake stammered in anger.
But why the robe was washed like this and hung up so carelessly, Master Snake couldn't figure it out.
The only explanation is that he was sleepwalking.
No, there are several possibilities -
He has lost his memory! He's hallucinating! He is crazy!
Is there something wrong with his inhibitory medicine?
He heard that this situation was not unheard of. The suppressive medicine did not work, so he became a madman and finally became a trash in the abyss.
When Master Snake thought of this, he felt like he was really going crazy!
No, he must not be crazy!
Master Snake was panicking and quickly took off his robe and threw it into the dryer.
After quickly washing up, as soon as Master Snake saw the working hours, he quickly contacted the psychiatric clinic and prepared to make an appointment for a consultation.
However, it was obviously quite early, but Master Snake was not among the first to connect to the communication. He had to wait in line for more than 80 days before it was his turn.
The only explanation is that too many people have mental problems now.
This is also a side effect of becoming a new human being.
Some people say it is sweet trouble.
“I’m crazy, but I’m stronger!”
This kind of statement is very popular on the Star Network, and some people are even proud that their spiritual value is hovering at the passing line, but old-school people like Snake Daoye cannot understand this kind of mentality.
The consultation time was scheduled for the afternoon, and he had no work during the day. Snake Daoye could only force himself to calm down, turn on the TV and start watching.
It is also a live broadcast of "Metamorphosis".
Although it is still early in the morning, the number of viewers has reached an astonishing hundreds of billions. This is literally the entire federal empire watching.
At this time, the scene of Xiaoxiao covering his mouth and crying bitterly while watching his disemboweled father in the carriage was being broadcast live on the light screen.
The scene was extremely bloody. The entire carriage was filled with blood. There were fragments of internal organs and splashing blood everywhere. Lu Shousheng was like an opened rag bag, leaning softly against the deepest part, his eyes widened. , seemed to have seen something extremely shocking, and could not close his eyes until death.
Xiao Xiao was sad and scared, and finally cried so much that he almost fainted. Under the orders of the old lady who came in a hurry, he was taken away by the maids.
Such a terrifying and miserable scene led to a burst of carnival. But some people regret that they haven't seen Lu Shousheng actually take action against Xiao Xiao. They are just doing side effects, which is a pity.
Looking at those barrages, Snake Daoist cursed: "Psycho!"
What he was criticizing was a real mental illness. After all, it is not fashionable to have any mental problems these days.
This is also the reason why so many people are addicted to Star Network and like to watch these bloody, crazy and even violent programs.
Too many new humans have high and low mental values and need some channels to vent. However, there is a bottom line of law that restricts their behavior. They can only satisfy their desires through the virtual world.
The current "Metamorphosis·Beauty Season" just satisfies their psychology.
Without the protection of a guide like Snake Daoye, the program crew just arranged all kinds of tragedies unscrupulously, preferably both red and yellow, to repeatedly stimulate the little hearts and stimulate the emotions of the audience.
"This is your fate. Without me, who will control the situation?" Master Snake said to himself with a distorted face, thinking about the broken kid.
“Ah!”
Suddenly, there was a pain in the scalp being pulled, causing Master Snake to scream.
"What's going on? Am I losing my hair?"
Snake Road Master was filled with fear and hurried to the bathroom to look in the mirror for a closer look.
No hair loss, thankfully.
But unfortunately, his head turned out to be a bunch of fine, tightly knotted pigtails.
No wonder I had a headache just now.
When was this done?
Why can't he remember it at all?
Master Snake looked at his face, which gradually collapsed. His face turned pale, his eyes had deep circles, and he looked strange.
What's going on? Is he really going crazy?
He won’t. Is he really going to become some kind of cosmic garbage?
No, it seems to be abyss garbage?
Ah, never mind!
A crazy scream came from the bathroom.
After a while, Master Snake walked out of the bathroom with his hair torn to pieces and looking like a chicken coop, with a look of deep exhaustion on his face.
I can’t think about it anymore, let’s just watch the show and relax.
Perhaps, if you immerse yourself in it, you can be like those new perverted humans. Not only do you not become crazy, but you become stronger.
Snake Taoist comforted himself, opened another pack of rat slices, took a can of snail juice, tried to relax his tight body, and collapsed on the sofa.
Hehe, let me see what will happen to these lousy kids!
Master Snake said secretly in his heart, trying to immerse himself in it through psychological suggestion.
The barrages have been crowded on the light screen, like gloomy dark clouds, pressing on the small world.
【Oh my God, when we got up together, we saw so many people watching, more than last night. Don’t you all need to sleep? 】
【This show was so good that I took stimulants and stayed up all night to watch it! 】
[Me too, I saw that the stimulants and barbecue on the takeout yesterday were sold out at the same time. 】
【Sure enough, everyone is watching! 】
【Fortunately, I have evolved out of sleep and do not need to take drugs at all. 】
【I envy the new humans who have evolved the nocturnal predator gene! 】
Master Snake sneered, this is all because of his youth!
Like him, he also has the ability to hunt at night, but as he gets older, doesn't he have to go to bed at that hour? If you don't get enough sleep, you'll be like Schrödinger's snake the next day.
While he was thinking, pink bubbles floated in front of him one by one.
He waved his hand to break and was startled when he saw the screen.
Now, pink bubbles are popping up crazily on the screen. His entire light screen is filled with dense pink bubbles, and it is completely unclear what the content is.
“I’m almost suffering from trypophobia.”
Master Snake muttered and turned down the "gift effect", and then he could barely see what was live broadcast on the light screen.
This is when I finally understood why everyone was so excited.
It turns out that Xiaoxiao finally started to fall in love!
The object of Xiao Xiao’s love is an elegant and handsome young scholar.
The two met at a temple fair, but unexpectedly they became involved in a red thread.
Today’s third update is to celebrate the release of the Old Touhou DLC.
Rub your hands and play with the old man’s ring after typing! ! ! !
(End of this chapter)