Chapter 771
Jiang Tang did some science research and found out why there are 12 zodiac ministers in the Tiangong Palace.
Among these zodiac animals today, only Ox and Dog are here, the other zodiac animals are not here!
Does it mean that these two zodiac signs are more ambitious?
Dogs, the 12 zodiac signs, usually visit the most palaces among so many zodiac representatives. The more vicious zodiac signs like dragons and tigers all have their own territory!
For example, dragons usually have dragon palaces in the sea. If there is no big event, they will not go to the heavenly palace!
Tiger also likes to be in the forest, and does not like to be among such quarrelsome ministers.
Dogs and ox, the zodiac signs that have the most contact with people, are more likely to be among the crowd than snakes!
Especially dogs, mortal dogs, represent the watchdogs of middle-level owners.
Dogs also have wolf nature, there are ferocious dogs, crazy dogs, loyal and kind dogs, and even softer dogs that won’t hurt people!
He found that the cow was not easy to worry about either. It always behaved very domineeringly when looking at cows!
Not to mention the dog, he is usually ambitious and the one who speaks the most in the palace!
Moreover, he wants to take charge of everything, big and small, and wants to have a hand in everything. Regardless of whether it belongs to him or not, this official wants to have a hand in everything he manages!
Especially now that Eryao and Qingniu’s two spiritual pets are here, it should be the duty of the heavenly soldiers and generals to blast them out!
Dogs and cows are fighting to convict Qing Niu and Er Yao!
As for what Er Yao said just now, beggar immortal and broom star are ignored!
Jiang Tang’s current identity is the Emperor of Heaven, and the officials below are making a fuss, trying to punish Er Yao and Qing Niu without stopping!
Ye Tian was just watching the fun, as if it had nothing to do with him. Now he is a marshal, and he is not an intruder!
He wanted to see how Jiang Tang could make the officials in the palace obedient and stop making noise.
It’s just that the innocent fire burned him in a moment!
"The Emperor of Heaven, the Heavenly Soldiers and the Heavenly Generals, why did you send this cow and this dragon to the Heavenly Palace? As a marshal, can you explain it to us?"
The dog made a fuss, and then looked at the cow. After looking at it and making a secret calculation, they were so noisy that the Emperor of Heaven didn't say a word and didn't want to care about this matter!
How is this possible? If they don't drive the ox and the dragon back to the mortal world and they don't accept this mission, wouldn't they miss the opportunity to go to the mortal world?
Yes, dogs often go to the Heavenly Palace, of course, for food. It’s just that the delicious food in the Heavenly Palace cannot be eaten often. If you don’t have a banquet, you can’t eat it!
And after being noisy with these old men in the palace all day, I gradually felt bored again, and decided that if I had the chance, I could go to the mortal world to show off my power.
Recently, they wanted to go to the world of immortality. There were low-level monsters there, and it was just right for him, a dog, to have raw meat to eat!
A dog usually hates people calling him smelly, especially since he was originally a shit-eating dog who became an immortal through cultivation!
Just because he was lucky back then, he didn't have the skills to become an immortal.
He is a stray dog, ferocious and disobedient to human discipline!
Stray dogs are destined to have nothing to eat, and unruly dogs are not loyal enough and will not have anything to eat!
Gradually, he turned into a shit-eating dog!
But once he smelled the aura in the smell of feces, he ate it, and then he also washed the marrow.
Later he discovered that he had opened Lingzhi. It turned out that the smell of stray dogs and their fur and bones had begun to change, but the taste in their mouths had not changed!
I discovered that he was in the world of cultivating immortals. He came to the world of cultivating immortals in the mortal world. He was actually pulled out of some immortal cultivators after eating pills. After taking them, he could also cultivate immortality!
Later, he secretly watched how people meditated. Some had schools where the exercises were taught, and later he also secretly learned the exercises!
He knows that eating those things does not require other resources, and he does not bother to find food by himself, so he eats when he is hungry, and then he has the resources to practice!
Although it is excreted by the body of people in the world of immortality, it is also after taking tonic elixirs and medicines with various resources. With this special resource!
I don’t know how long he has been practicing. In short, I thought that I only had ten or twenty years to live, but I found that his cultivation method is faster than that of ordinary people!
After thousands of years, he actually became an immortal!
Then he competed with some dog fairies and became the representative of the 12 zodiac dogs. Of course, he also used his abilities to strive for the 12 zodiac rankings!
As for the other 12 zodiac representatives, why don’t they like to be in the Heavenly Palace and often go to court? Some like silence, some like mountains and forests, and some like water.
Some of them are women, and they don’t like to chat with these men here every day!
Niu, in fact, he has already started a family and has children!
I won’t come to court often!
He is the only dog who wants to receive merit and be favored by the fairies!
However, when the fairies saw him like this, they actually didn't dislike him at first, but then they became annoyed by him and gradually started to dislike him!
Especially when he opened his mouth to speak, it smelled like shit!
Others thought he didn’t brush his teeth and didn’t care about hygiene!
In fact, immortals and demons like them can use magic to remove the smell!
But there is an innate smell, like the body odor of a fox, which cannot be eliminated!
It's like a dog. He originally became an immortal by eating that food, and some of it has become a habit in his bones!
The body does not smell bad, but the smell in the mouth cannot be removed!
No matter how much perfume he wears, no matter he has been in heaven for thousands of years and has stopped eating it, the smell is still flowing in his mouth!
You can’t let people know that he is a shit-eating dog!
Ye Tian was implicated by a mad dog. He was in trouble even if he stood aside. In fact, if the dog was not facing him, the smell would not reach him!
Now that he was named, the smell wafted to him!
Ye Tian was about to vomit because of the smell of shit in his mouth!
At this time, I thought of the vitality flower on my body and just sprinkled it to remove the stinky and poisonous smell in the air!
Covering my nose, I sprinkled some of the liquid on my hands, hoping it would disperse in the air and prevent the smell from spreading to my face!
“Oh, stop talking. You stink so much, so don’t stand in front of others. You are disgusting, do you know that?”
The dog was angry. When he became the representative of the palace as the Dog Fairy, he was also questioned by some fairies!
Later, he secretly defeated these immortals, whether in life or in verbal disputes, and even tricked them secretly!
Let them have a long memory, and there will be no good fruit for offending him!
After these tens of millions of years, he has established a firm foothold in the sky. In the world, there is one day in the sky every year, in the sky for thousands of years, and in the world, I don’t know how many years have passed!
It's a pity that he couldn't get rid of his bad mouth, and because of his bad mouth, he became a bachelor!
I was just thinking that if I find time to do this task, I can not only improve the food, but also find a wife!
The dog has a beautiful thought in his heart. When he became the dog fairy, he became a representative among so many dog fairies and had a status among the 12 zodiac animals!
I was thinking about finding a wife among the dog fairies, but found that those dog fairies were either already married, or there was no yellow flower girl at all!
Of course he was not willing to give in, so for thousands of years, he tried every means to seduce the fairy!
The fairy doesn’t know what he is doing, so he should be a bachelor. He is usually too crazy and has a bad reputation!
Not all fairies in heaven are unmarried!
Many people who can become immortals also try not to marry!
Dogs, at first I didn’t know if they could become companions with humans, immortals, and other demons!
But he has a mean mouth and often makes fun of beautiful women!
Many beauties were persuaded to quit just because of his bad breath!
The demon who just came said he had a bad mouth, and now the marshal said it in front of everyone!
The dog holds a grudge even more! Then they had a fight with Ye Tian!
The original odor in the air was detoxified by the Vitality Flower liquid, and everyone felt refreshed!
Jiang Tang glanced at Ye Tian, and when he saw him taking out the liquid, he knew that he must have discovered a secret in the Hell Palace.
The Hell Palace is just a magical weapon, an immortal weapon. He found the spiritual grass in it, which means he has a keen sense of smell!
This is why Jiang Tang does not want to bring outsiders to the prehistoric treasure spiritual field space. This is a secret, and he does not want spiritual pets to enter his inner space!
But those elves are different, they are his secret castle!
Of course Jiang Tang would not think that this was his selfish intention. Those elf beauties were his personal appreciation!
His harem!
Just like now in the welfare of heaven, he cannot truly enjoy the welfare of the emperor of heaven, the beauty of heaven!
Dog, I argued over and over again, but in the end I couldn’t go down to earth. I could only have a chance to fight with Ye Tian, Er Yao and Qing Niu!
The dog felt that he could deal with three of them one by one, and one of them was still a marshal, so he had to form an alliance. When he saw the green ox, he thought of the ox!
So we invited the alliance cows to fight these three together!
The heavenly soldiers and generals knew that the coach also fought with dogs, so they brought many heavenly soldiers and generals together to cheer and cheer for the coach!
The battlefield is not in the palace!
Jiang Tang asked them to fight outside. They could also see who won and lost in the palace fight outside!
So Marshal Ye Tian fought with dogs and cows, and he didn’t even need to spread the news. Except for the gate of Tiangong, the square outside was already filled with spectators!
There is a arena square among them, with thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals cheering for their marshal.
There are also other fairies, and some idle fairies, coming to join in the fun!
The first scene is of course a fight between the dog and Marshal Ye Tian!
It turns out that among the heavenly soldiers and generals, immortals came out to take their place.
How could their marshal come to power so easily?
How could their marshal fight with a dog?
If you want to fight, they will fight!
Dog, how could he let Ye Tian go? With every word he spoke, he had already made a pact to fight. Could it be that he wanted to back down?
Or do you want so many heavenly soldiers and heavenly futures to beat him to pieces?
Then can he also contact those dog fairies and start a group fight?
Ye Tian didn’t know if he would win, he only knew that now was an opportunity to practice!
Why do those moves he just learned need to be practiced with others?
If you don’t want to spar with people, why not practice with dogs?
Anyway, winning or losing in a fight now seems very shameless. In the hallucination, he will be embarrassed in front of his subordinates, but he has not forgotten that this is just an hallucination!
Entering here can give him a chance to practice!
You can beat people, or you can beat crazy dogs!
Ye Tian then turned the magical sword on his body into a dog-beating stick, and used the spear-like move on the dog-beating stick!
Reminds me of the beggar gang in mythology, and the gang leader’s dog-beating stick!
But he just went to see the leader of the Beggar Clan, and there was no dog beating stick at all!
Maybe he is just an ordinary beggar who is lucky enough to become an immortal!
There is no inheritance of the dog-beating stick!
The dog, he has no weapons, he uses four paws, front legs and hind legs, which can be used as weapons to hurt people!
And the most powerful thing is the teeth!
The moment the dog fought, he transformed back into his true form, a mangy dog, bigger than an ordinary dog!
The body that looks bigger than a wolfdog is about the same size as a cow in my impression!
I saw the dog leaping up, with a killing move towards him. The claws on its front and rear legs were ready to kill Ye Tian. It also used its mouth to bite. If it was bitten, it would definitely be bitten on the neck. Will die!
If you are bitten anywhere else, your skin will peel off until you die!
His claws exposed very long nails and were scratched, which was not something an ordinary immortal could bear!
And this dog can also transform into multiple dogs. In the phantom, there are tens of millions of them, all rushing towards Ye Tian.
No matter where he wanted to go, he would be knocked down by a dog, or even bitten or injured!
Ye Tian didn’t know whether these dogs were the special move of that dog, or it was possible. One dog could transform into many dogs, and even the dogs could hurt and kill people!
He made a circle of light on his body, and also put some elves in a circle around his body to protect his body!
The dog-beating stick is not polite, and powerful killing moves are everywhere.
In other people's eyes, they only know a stick with many changes. This stick can restrain that dog!
Dogs that attack from all directions will be sapped by this dog-beating stick!
The dog was hit by accident, and his head shook for a moment. His head was a little dizzy. When had he ever suffered such a loss after entering the Demon Immortal?
I thought I had no opponents!
Little did he know that the gods in the Heavenly Palace actually didn’t want to argue with this mad dog!
Today, Ye Tian beat a dog in public, and the audience cheered and cheered non-stop!
I don’t know how many immortals this dog has offended, but the heavenly soldiers and generals clapped their hands and cheered!
Jiang Tang in the palace could also see the light curtain, thinking when did Ye Tian learn the dog-beating stick trick?
Is it in an illusion?
It seems that taking them out to practice is effective!
Those immortals, they looked very excited when they found out that the dog was beaten by the marshal!
Maybe it was because the dog was beaten, and they were gloating about it. It seemed that they usually offended a lot of immortals!
No immortal thinks that beating a dog is wrong at this time!
Although Ye Tian seemed to enjoy beating dogs, he was actually very stressed.
In the vision he was dealing with fairy dogs.
Learning the tricks of the gods only adds a little bit of chips to his abilities!
After all, he is still a human being, and occasionally he is hit by a mad dog or scratched by his claws!
I have used the protective aperture and the protection of the elves. Although there is no bleeding from the injury, I can still feel the burning pain in my body!
(End of this chapter)