Chapter 711 Jiang Ziya: No need to save me! [Requesting monthly pass]
In the real world, Mu Guiying and Yun Xiao left Guanlan Mingshu Community, enjoyed a delicious breakfast at a mutton soup restaurant, and then drove back to the B&B.
As soon as they entered the door of the B&B, they saw Li Shimin and Zhuge Liang sitting in the restaurant having breakfast.
Mu Guiying walked over and asked:
"Little Taizong, did you stay up late last night?"
Li Shimin soaked the fried dumplings in soy milk, took a big mouthful of them like eating noodles, and then said:
"Last night Liangdi and I came over to check the information. After checking the information, we went back to rest... …I’m here today to wait for my sworn brother to hear the feedback.”
“What feedback?”
“I’ll take a screenshot of the film and television drama filmed by Goli Bangzi and ask Wukong to send it to Chang’an. , play it again for Li Shimin over there... I've been waiting for news now. If it's too much, just record some videos to make up for it."
Zhuge Liang, who had been eating the sauced pork buns seriously, asked:
"How does Brother Shimin want to remedy this?"
"Show me over there the photo of the ice hockey team kneeling to the King of Thailand."
Mu Guiying: "... "
Zhuge Liang: "..."
You have a life-and-death feud with Li Shimin from Journey to the West, right? You have to make him vomit blood to be happy?
Of course, Li Shimin was just joking. Last night he compiled a bunch of information about Wang Hua's education, as well as immigration, colonization and other related content. It would be too cheap for some lower-class ethnic groups to execute them on the spot, so they had to be killed beforehand. Just squeeze it dry before you die.
Especially the Goguryeo people. They need to fill the swamps in the Liaodong area, build the roads, and dredge the rivers. If the Goguryeo people are directly killed, they will have to go far away to capture Xue Yantuo's people to work in other places. What a hassle.
As an emperor, you must be good at using local materials, so as to save resources to the maximum extent.
Zhuge Liang asked:
"Is there a Little Sun Kingdom in the world of Journey to the West?"
Li Shimin took a big sip of soy milk angrily:
"No, I can't even try to destroy a few more countries over there. The setting of Nine Continents and Ten Lands is too unpleasant. I'm still waiting. Let’s watch Wukong, Nezha and Erlangshen team up to defeat Xiaoli.”
As for San Tia Tou’s violent temper, if you look at the anti-Japanese expansion pack, you will get angry and start killing.
Zhuge Liang ate the last bite of the bun and said calmly:
"Brother, don't worry, there are still us. According to the current progress, we should be able to land within five years. Japan, when it comes up, will avenge this in the real world... As for the clowns around it, they will also be dealt with one by one. From now on, there will only be one country in Asia and only one master in the Pacific. "
Li Shimin quickly agreed:
"Yes, yes, brother Liang said it very well... You should develop Northeast China faster than me. Remember to lend me some talents when the time comes. I can use... Use others "
He originally wanted to say oil, but the oil from the three countries has already entered the application stage.
As for coal, there are not only open-pit coal mines in the Three Kingdoms World, but various underground coal mines have also entered the preliminary construction stage, and coal production will begin next year at the latest.
As for other resources, Three Kingdoms World seems to be at the forefront.
In this case, the bargaining chips that the Sui and Tang Dynasties could use were extremely limited, so Li Shimin could only vaguely use "other resources" to deal with Ge Liang.
But in my heart, the little guy has made up his mind to complete the unification as soon as possible, otherwise he will always follow everyone and eat dust, which is very inconsistent with the style of our Datang Dynasty.
Mu Guiying was already full, but seeing that the two little friends were eating very well, she picked up a piece of fried cake and started eating too.
Yunxiao came to the backyard, fed the horses first, and then let them run wild for a while, then returned to the Fengshen World to see if the two sisters had demolished the house.
As a result, she came to Sanxiao Courtyard and found that Qiongxiao and Bixiao were not there. She flew to the Internet cafe to take a look and found that Zhao Gongming was leading Yu Yixian and others to fight Red Alert 2 online. They were still playing That map of ice and snow.
"Brother, where are Qiong Xiao and Bi Xiao?"
"I don't know what was being circulated at Junior Sister Gui Ling's place. They also gave all their facial masks to Junior Sister Gui Ling, which made Empress Jiang and the others very nervous. Go to Junior Sister Guiling and ask for a facial mask.”
When Yunxiao heard this, he didn’t bother everyone to play the game anymore, and flew directly to the courtyard of Our Lady of Guiling. He found that all the female fairies in Chaoge City were there. Everyone was eating melon seeds and drinking milk tea, and they were all enjoying themselves. It must be like a dead house waiting to die.
She landed and saw Qiong Xiao holding a stack of papers and looking at them carefully. She waved her hand and the papers automatically flew into her hands.
At this time, Yunxiao realized that what was written on the paper was a story in a script.
She looked at it with interest, but as she looked at it, she realized that she was actually the heroine in the story.
Qiong Xiao looked up and saw her eldest sister. She quickly threw away the remaining paper, carried her macaron cart and fled, forgetting to eat her favorite potato chips.
Bixiao also ran away. Not only did she take away her car, she also took away the Kui beef jerky made by the Golden Spirit Mother.
Fairy Caiyun wanted to leave, but felt that it would be too guilty to leave, so she hurriedly came to Yunxiao as if to please:
"Is the queen thirsty? Do you need me to collect some? Make tea at Wannian Lingquan?”
Hanzhixian volunteered to go to Penglai Island to pick some fairy tea. Good water goes with good tea.
Empress Shiji turned herself into a stone to prove that she had nothing to do with this incident.
The Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit and the Holy Mother of the Turtle Spirit saw that the Holy Mother of the Fire Spirit wanted to run away, so they took action at the same time and detained the second-generation disciple with the lowest seniority in the audience.
Senior Sister Yunxiao would be embarrassed to get angry if the junior was present.
Yunxiao is watching the latest chapter of "Bed Scene", with a somewhat dumbfounded expression:
"Junior sister Guiling, love is not that simple, and being intimate with each other is not as thrilling as you think... You guys, who have never even held a man's hand, got together just to imagine that my husband and I are in love?"
She really doesn’t understand this kind of sugar-eating behavior of fans. If she has the skills, why not do good deeds for the common people and earn merit?
Our Lady of Guiling raised her hand and said tremblingly:
“We want to fall in love, but we are afraid of trouble, and we can’t find a man as good as His Highness the Holy Son, so we passed Fantasy about the details of your love, and satisfy your heart a little bit, anyway, our purpose is...the sweetness, bitterness, and pathos of love, we only eat the sweetness in it."
Yunxiao: "..."
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Is this the legendary thing about only eating the sugar coating and not touching the cannonball?
She reminded:
"I rack my brains and fantasize about these things every day. Be careful of the day you fall into love. Then I will not be able to help you."
Our Lady of the Fire Spirit Seeing that Yun Xiao was not angry, he suddenly became more courageous:
"Master Yunxiao, don't worry, whoever falls into love disaster, I will suffer a little loss and become a man to save everyone...Master Guiling, do you like it?" The domineering CEO type or the little puppy type? ”
Mother Guiling hit her on the head with a writing brush:
"I like your size. If you say something like this again, I will send you to Lingshan immediately and let Zhenjiao Jinlian teach you a lesson." ”
Once the monks in Lingshan have mundane distractions, as long as they get close to the lotus platform, they will instantly become the most devout believers of Buddha.
Although the Holy Mother of Fire Spirit is Duobao's disciple, when she arrives at Lingshan, she will still be purified by the lotus platform and become a nun with six pure roots... In front of the twelve-grade lotus platform, all living beings are equal.
Seeing that Yunxiao was interested in chatting, Our Lady of Jinling took out some Kui beef jerky to entertain her:
"Sister Yunxiao, try it. It's made in the same way as dried meat, and honey is added to it. Everyone likes it."
Yunxiao picked up a piece, tasted it, nodded and said:
< br>"It tastes good. Do you want to make more? If so, I will take one away." Give some to my husband, he likes this sweet meat."
As soon as he finished speaking, Bixiao flew back with his own macaron cart:
< br>“Sister, eldest sister, I have more than a hundred kilograms of dried meat here.”
Qiong Xiao also took the opportunity to claim credit:
“We were worried that my brother-in-law wouldn’t have enough to eat, so we left so much for him, don’t you think so, Bi Xiao?”
Bi Xiao: “…”
You were the first one to run away, and you are the one who takes the credit. You are indeed the thickest-skinned person in our family.
When Our Lady of Jinling heard that she wanted to bring food to His Highness the Holy Son, she couldn’t help but take out more than a thousand kilograms. By the way, she also took out a gourd of medicinal wine brewed from tiger bones and other precious medicinal materials:
"I heard that Your Highness the Holy Son is weak, so use this to make up for it. This wine is full of yang energy, and His Highness the Holy Son should like it."
Yunxiao felt that now that the matter has come to an end, it is time to make it clear to everyone:
"From a mortal point of view, my husband's body is already top-notch. He is not bad at all. Dundun has strengthened himself to the level of an athlete. Recently, he has been drinking the tiger bone wine I made. His bones are The density and strength of his muscles are much higher than those of his peers... Don’t worry about his body, he is not weak at all.”
If it was just her husband, Yun Xiao wouldn’t mind what everyone said. But this is related to the majesty of the Holy Son of Emperor Wa, so we have to pay attention to it. After all, the core of the management of the Three Realms in the future will be the Imperial Palace of Wa. If there are any rumors, it will be very detrimental to the stability of the Three Realms.
Our Lady of Turtle Spirit puts her hands on her hips:
"Since His Royal Highness the Holy Son has such a great body, it is not an exaggeration if I write the setting of breaking the legs of the bed... Senior Sister Yunxiao, haven't you guys kissed me yet?"
Yunxiao shook his head:< br>
“He and his sister have gone to get their marriage certificate these days, and they are not in Yinzhou.”
Sister?
Everyone reacted for a while before they realized that they were talking about Zhou Ruotong, the concubine of the Great Saint.
The eldest sister of Jiejiao suddenly called someone else's sister, which made everyone a little uncomfortable. However, Comrade Tolstoy Gorky, the great first female writer in the prehistoric times, keenly discovered the contrast in this title.
The eldest sister who worries about everything for everyone becomes the younger sister who needs to be taken care of in the B&B. Isn’t this kind of contrast what readers are looking forward to?
The empress must also want to see the scenes of them loving each other and being intimate... Since the empress has become the biggest brother in the replacement team, it is natural to write more about the harmony between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, the deep love between sisters, and the family. An enjoyable plot.
Please please the old mother of the human race, don’t be dissatisfied.
Empress Shiji, who turned into stone, also changed back into human form at this time:
"Senior Sister Yunxiao, what is a marriage certificate?"
Yunxiao raised her hand and used her power to condense a small red book:
"This is the marriage certificate, with photos in it. There is also an anti-counterfeiting stamp on the photo, which is an important proof of marriage... In the real world, one man, one man I can’t get married with my husband, and I don’t need it, because we will eventually come to settle in the book world and won’t stay in the real world forever.”
Life is too short there, but in the book. The world has an almost unlimited lifespan. Which one is more important, Li Fuyu naturally knows how to choose.
Yunxiao thought of Mu Guiying's request for a marriage certificate, so she conjured up a few more copies.
Qiong Xiao took it, looked over it over and over, and asked with a smile:
"Sister, if I randomly find two people to post photos on this, will they be husband and wife?"
>Yunxiao shook his head:
"The real world does not recognize it. My marriage certificate is also a forgery. Then The marriage certificates here are uniformly produced and issued by the government, and they are also registered and filed to prevent people from registering marriages with multiple people under the name of being unmarried.”
A group of women who have never been to the real world and have never experienced love. Fairy, they kept asking questions around Yun Xiao. They were interested in everything, but what they cared about the most was the relationship progress between Li Yu and Yun Xiao.
"When are you going to kiss?"
"Yes, this is the most important first kiss. If you kiss, the sky will collapse and the earth will collapse and the river will flow backwards."
Yunxiao is drinking water and hears this. I almost choked:
"Is it a love story or an apocalyptic plot that you are fantasizing about?"
Our Lady of Turtle Spirit said embarrassedly:
"This is what I imagined, Senior Sister Yunxiao. Wouldn't kissing cause a strange phenomenon in the world?"
"I am an ordinary person there, there is no strange phenomenon in the world, and kissing is only after the relationship between two people is in place. What happened naturally is not as exaggerated as you think.”
Everyone wanted to ask some more private topics, but suddenly, a huge scream came from the direction of the Conferred God Platform, and everyone flew into the sky immediately. He got up and arrived above the Fengshen Platform.
Also arriving were the male immortals led by Zhao Gongming. A few of them were in a hurry, some were carrying keyboards and some were holding mice. Qiong Xiao, the CEO of Xiaoxiao Internet Cafe, felt a burst of pain in his heart.
My brother-in-law bought this with money. Isn’t it excessive to ask for a thousand times compensation later?
When the sky descended, I found that there was another head on Jiang Ziya's shoulder. This head was fierce and had red eyes.
Zhao Gongming took the lead in throwing out the Dinghai Pearl, sealing off the surrounding world:
"What's going on?"
The Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit checked it with her divine power, shook her head and said:
“Junior Brother Jiang Shang’s three souls and seven souls have been eroded by one soul and three souls. This head is the spirit of evil thoughts that grew out of the unstable soul.”
When he heard the word "evil thoughts", Kong Xuan, who had been silent until now, was ready to take action and chop off the head.
But just as he was about to take action, he was stopped by Yun Xiao:
“This head is connected to three souls. Once cut off, Junior Brother Jiang Shang will become one soul and his life will be in danger. ”
That full When the evil-faced head heard this, he let out a jeering laugh:
“Kill me quickly. If you don’t kill me, I will torture Jiang Ziya all the time. Hahahaha, as long as you kill me, the Conferred God Platform will last forever. It can’t even be built!”
While they were making a fuss, Yunxiao raised his hand and touched it. The head of this evil spirit turned into a big meat ball and lost its seven orifices and five senses.
You can’t see, listen, speak, and you can’t provoke anyone.
Well, it can’t be killed. It’s okay to seal it for a short time.
Jiang Ziya also regained his consciousness at this moment. He bowed to everyone first, and then said:
"No matter what kind of torture I endure, I will repair the Conferred God Platform, please Don’t worry, brothers and sisters, as long as I am alive, I will never let you down!”
Just now, everyone was chatting about gossip, playing games, and felt that life was endlessly enjoyable.
But now after seeing what happened to Jiang Ziya, I realized that everyone’s fate was carried on the shoulders of this little immortal, carrying the burden forward.
Qiong Xiao’s childish nature couldn’t bear this scene, and asked with a cry:
“Sister, you are almost becoming a saint, think of a way to save Junior Brother Jiang Shang, he is too How pitiful! "
Yun Xiao felt very uncomfortable, but there was no way to save her now. All methods would break Jiang Ziya's soul into pieces. Even a saint like her mother-in-law could not do anything, let alone a quasi-sage like herself. .
She was about to explain, but Jiang Ziya took the lead and said:
"No need to save me! Since the birth of the human race, countless sages have shed blood and sacrificed their lives to achieve today's situation. I am just walking forward in the footsteps of their sages." That's all... Brothers and sisters, please forgive me if Jiang Shang did anything wrong in the past!"
After saying that, Jiang Ziya tied a cloak with the twenty-four mantras printed on it and continued. He commanded the slaves to build the God-conferring Platform.
Yunxiao did not give up and went directly to Wa Palace to ask his old mother for help:
"Mom, is there really nothing we can do to save Junior Brother Jiang Shang?"
"There is no way. He is the one chosen by Heaven to confer gods. Only the Conferred Gods Platform he built can have the effect of conferring gods. This is something that even saints cannot change... Haotian's persecution on him will become stronger and stronger, Jiang Ziya It will gradually turn into a terrifying monster. Unless you agree to Haotian's conditions, there is no solution at all. "
Watching others sacrifice makes Yunxiao sad. She wants to do something, but she can't. Don't know where to start.
The empress said:
"Jiang Ziya is right, the sages of the human race all came here this way. The path he is taking now is just the path that the sages walked in the past. Yunxiao, if you only care about Sadly, Jiang Ziya’s sacrifice was in vain.”
Hearing that the sages of the human race had come this way, Yun Xiao felt even worse.
Without contact with mortals and unaware of the sufferings of the world, the human race has grown and grown since childhood, and has experienced hardships that an innate creature like her could not imagine.
Leaving the Wa Palace, Yun Xiao looked at Jiang Ziya with multiple heads on his shoulders. He felt sad, but didn't know what to do, so he had to leave the Fengshen World and come to the B&B.
At this moment, Mu Guiying was leading Li Shimin and Zhuge Liang to play badminton. Seeing Yun Xiao coming, she immediately shouted:
"Sister Yun Xiao, come quickly, let's each bring a little friend to experience Let’s have a mixed doubles match.”
Yunxiao was not interested and shook his head slightly:
"You guys fight, I want to be quiet for a while."
As soon as Mu Guiying heard this, she ran over quickly:
"What's wrong? What happened?"
Zhuge Liang and Li Shimin also came over and wanted to know why the Fourth Master was so depressed.
Yunxiao told what happened to Jiang Ziya:
"I am already a quasi-sage, but I am unable to do anything about this matter. I just watched Junior Brother Jiang Shang suffer..."
When she was blaming herself, Zhuge Liang said:
"People Isn’t the power of faith very useful? If so, then practice more martial arts. Just let the army visit the king's temple in turn to increase Jiang Taigong's mental power."
Li Shimin also agreed:
"Yes, I will go to the Sui and Tang Dynasties to practice in Jinyang now. A martial arts temple, calling on the entire army to pay homage to King Wucheng!”
The little guy is a man of action. He hurriedly came to the world of Sui and Tang Dynasties, but the moment he appeared, he was stunned:
"Huh? What do I want to do? Yes, go and play games with Sister Wugou. , let her see my newly learned combo moves... Hum hum, Sister Wugou My sister will definitely look at me with admiration."
Li Shimin hummed a little tune and strolled towards Changsun Sheng's house, his previous thoughts disappearing without a trace...
(End of this chapter)