"What? Dell?"
"Hey, what's the matter, you have forgotten the songs you wrote yourself? "Gangnam STYLE", the songs you wrote for Koreans, are shown on MTV. The lyrics, music, choreography and choreography are all SUNTAO"
Sun Tao scratched his head and really forgot.
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People can't look back. It's really difficult to adapt to the previous rhythm after getting used to using smartphones.
After 2020, it doesn’t matter what shit gets trending.
The mother and daughter jumped in line at the scenic spot! ! !
Someone is occupying the seat on the high-speed train! ! ! !
Someone brought a dog into the panda house! ! !
There is a tramp in the bridge cave who wrote a poem. The master is among the people! ! !
If my wife and her male best friend go hiking in the mountains, and they stay up all night and can’t get through on their cell phones, then the whole country will know about it. Isn’t it true that the MLGB guys are just going to shoot wild artillery... for such a big battle?
The big shit happened in the middle of the night last night and spread throughout the country the next morning.
There are often silly people on the Internet asking: Ah, um, why is social security so bad now? One child was lost here today, two others fell into the river tomorrow, and there is an old man here today. Someone was beaten in the subway, and tomorrow Jimei felt that the man opposite was staring at it...
It's really quite "two". The person who asked this question has never been beaten by society!
As recently as 2004, he was still so arrogant! ! !
Moreover, in those days when there was no clairvoyance, in Yangcheng, there was no way to count how many people worked in factories. In the end, there was no way to count them at all. (These two paragraphs were deleted a lot. It was really messy around 2000.)
Looking at the post-00s generation from the perspective of the post-80s generation, these people are all giant babies who are too well protected. They should be thrown to Gaza to experience what the hell life is. The 19-year-old "child" had a 0.3 cm cut on his leg. He had to call an ambulance for a deep wound, and then cried out that he had never been so wronged before, and extorted 8,000 from the store... Of course, the above may be all staged, and the extortion of money is real.
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In 2004, there was no YouTube, no Douyin, no Facebook, and no Twitter. It would have been impossible for a song to become popular all over the Internet overnight.
Sun Tao himself thinks "Decent" is quite good, but its popularity is still limited to college students.
Zhang Jianxin, "Okay, then it's settled. You will be the lead singer in "Gangnam STYLE" and 18 girls from our class will dance with you... Hahaha..."
Sun Taoxin said: You are so stupid, uh, a physique teacher at a film school... Damn it, maybe you know people but don't know faces! Looking at the kind-hearted old man...that Ito **** is also the same type!
Sun Tao, "Wait a minute, Teacher Zhang, Teacher Zhang, please stop. I will not sing a song like "Gangnam Style" in public!"
Zhang Jianxin, "Well, "Gangnam STYLE" is so pornographic that it is stolen. In this era, we still pay attention to these things. Aren't all popular songs nowadays about love and love? You love me, I love her, and she will not care about it anymore." Love him. By the way, except for "In the World", aren't they all love songs, "Down the Mountain" has a girl waiting for him, and "Decent" is about breakup..."
Sun Tao, "Teacher, you don't understand Korean. The Chinese songs I wrote are all about love. "Gangnam STYLE" is about love. Hey, forget about love. It writes about sex. SEXLADY, if you think of it with horse riding dance, I understand.”
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Zhang Jianxin was silent for a moment, "Uh, Sun Tao, you, you, you seem to be quite honest, but you are boring, bullying us for not knowing foreign languages?"
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In the monitoring room, everyone looked at each other in shock.
"Oh, girls are all LADY, ladies, young ladies, MD, young ladies with horse riding dance! Let me just say, I saw those women on MTV squirming around, why did I feel so uncomfortable at the time... It turns out that this song is Promiscuity! ”
"Stop talking nonsense, you're not used to it anymore. When you got up in the morning and went to the toilet, weren't you still singing SEXLADY, SEXLADY oh oh oh..."
"Hey, hey, don't talk nonsense, I will sue you for defamation."
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Sun Tao chuckled, "Teacher, you are attacking me personally. This is a business practice. Songs written for Koreans must conform to their national conditions. I read reports that the Han River, oh, the capital of South Korea is called Seoul, runs through the city. The river is called the Han River, and the Jiangnan mentioned here refers to the south bank of the Han River. There are many red light districts there, and the content of aphrodisiacs in the water of the Han River exceeds the standard. ”
Zhang Jianxin, "Bah, bah, bah, it's true or false. You didn't deliberately bury people, did you? The Han people have a grudge against you?"
Sun Tao, "I have never met many Koreans. What kind of hatred do they have against me? These are all public reports on the Internet. When people asked me to write songs, I went to find out about them. When I saw their situation, then I When writing lyrics, you have to go straight to the affected area, and then writing romantic lyrics is just scratching the surface for them.”
Zhang Jianxin hummed and said slowly: "Well, according to what you said, this song is really not suitable for public performances, especially since we are still a school. Everything in school is big or small. No one pays attention to it. Even if it is a trivial matter, someone will pay attention to it." A poke is a big deal.
So what are you going to do? If you think about it, let me know? ”
Sun Tao smiled bitterly, "Okay, but if, oh, teacher, why don't you sign me up as a soloist first, and don't do any backup dancing? I'm afraid if there is a meeting here on the day of the performance..."< br>
Zhang Jianxin, "Okay, I understand, I'll tell my classmates."
After making the call, Sun Tao looked up and saw that it was already past twelve o'clock.
"Damn it, there's still food in the cafeteria!" Sun Tao grabbed his windbreaker and hurried out.
As soon as Sun Tao walked downstairs, the door of 203 was pushed open and two people walked in calmly. Of course, someone clearly reported Sun Tao's location to them.
"Kakaka" "Kakaka" The content written by Sun Tao just now was carefully read by them.
Remark 4: It’s difficult. If you only select people based on body shape, facial features, and basic skills, there may be too many people who meet the criteria. It’s really difficult to judge who is more suitable. But if you just keep improving in order to filter out some people How difficult is the interview...
Well, maybe I can consider the selection from an all-round perspective. After all, there is still a gap between what Director Zhang wants and what I think. I can't choose two groups of people. Then choose a group of actors who are proficient in different dances.
"I thought it was interesting just now when I watched it on the surveillance camera. It's even more interesting when I watch it live. A person has to write down his own thinking process..."
"Where do you get all this nonsense? Picasso's random graffiti must be sorted and sorted by a dedicated person. This is the artist's quirk."
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The cafeteria was renovated from a warehouse. It is only one floor but very large. There is a glass wall between the back kitchen and the front hall. People inside can clearly see what they are doing outside.
The front hall is like a school cafeteria, but there is almost no one there now. It is expected that the place will be lively after the actors enter.
Sun Tao walked around and picked up a plate of leek and egg dumplings, a large bowl of haggis soup, a ham platter, and three roast duck rolls.
The food here is free, and there are buses picking up and delivering you here every day. Sun Tao decided to stay here permanently.
"Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep." He had just finished answering teacher Zhang Jianxin's call and set his phone to vibrate mode. If he hadn't taken his cell phone with him when he went out to eat, he wouldn't be able to answer anyone's call now. .
Sun Tao lowered his head, [Jin Yan].
Inexplicably, an ominous feeling enveloped my heart.
Sun Tao's Law: When you have nothing to do, you will always have nothing to do; when you want to do something serious, all kinds of messy things will come to you.
"Hey, sister-in-law, why do you think of me?" (End of Chapter)