Chapter 260 Halloween (Daily)
"Idon'twantalotforChristmas (I don't want much for Christmas)~"
"ThereisjustonethingIneed(I only want one thing)~"
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"Ijustwantyouformyown (I just want you to be mine)~"
On Long Island, New York, the murder house was filled with laughter.
A pair of little girls, who are like mirror images, dance to the melody in front of a retro record player, leading a group of lively minions around them. Their short legs are jumping around, and the chattering sounds come and go, filling the entire scene. The halls were packed.
On the sofa not far away, Lango, wearing fox ears and a blue police uniform embroidered with the ZPD logo, was on the phone with Emma who was in a special school in Michigan.
"Really? The school also has a Halloween parade?"
"Cool, so what are you going to do? A witch?"
"Okay, home? Hmm"
Lango looked at Sharon and Alessa who were laughing and laughing in front of the record player, and replied casually: "There are two more girls in the family, they"
He was interrupted mid-sentence by an angry scream from the microphone.
Listening to Emma's words, Lange smiled helplessly and quickly clarified: "Emma, what are you thinking about? They are only about the same age as you, how could they be some new girlfriend? What on earth are you putting in your mind? Just focus on studying, okay?”
After some patient explanations, Lange finally calmed down Emma's mood. The two chatted for a few more words and prepared to end the call: "Be careful when traveling on Halloween. If you encounter trouble, remember to come to me immediately. Hello? Hello?"
Listening to the busy signal on the phone, Lange shrugged helplessly.
Children are still interesting when they are young, but become more and more disobedient as they grow up.
His eyes once again fell on Sharon and Alessa, the sisters who had spent more than half a month with him since they were rescued from the reverse world.
Tony and Sol went back after experiencing the completely different customs and customs here, and the sisters were brought to New York from the small town of Hawkins.
Originally, according to Quagma's plan, they were sent to a wooden house and monitored in all aspects. Their daily lives were taken care of by a dedicated person, and teachers were arranged to help them with their homework.
But in this case, what is the difference between it and house arrest?
So Lange rejected Quagma's suggestion without hesitation. In his opinion, since these two girls possess powerful spiritual superpowers and would easily hurt innocent people if they stayed in the world of ordinary people, then send them away Wouldn't it be enough to go to a school full of superpowers?
It just so happens that Nefermoor College, where Emma and Wednesday are studying, is just such a school. Although it recruits all children with alien backgrounds, ordinary superpowers can't get in even if they want to.
But Lange thinks that with his current reputation, it shouldn't be a problem to say hello to the principal of this college and get two admission places.
But the parting moment was always a little uncomfortable. After knowing that she had to leave the town of Hawkins, Sharon just dragged herself out and played with friends like Li and Anton for half a month before she was willing to go back.
And as soon as I came back, it happened to be Halloween, one of the three most popular holidays in the United States.
"Click——"
Lango gently pressed the stop button of the record player and looked at Sharon and Alessa with a little helplessness, "This is Halloween, not Christmas, and the songs are all wrong. Do you know?"
Sharon and Alessa were wide-eyed when they heard this. One of them had spent a long time in the laboratory, and the other had been bedridden in the Silent Hill hospital for a long time. Who knew the difference between the two.
Lango smiled and shook his head, then carefully selected a record that fit the Halloween atmosphere from Teddy's pile of vinyl records, and gently pressed the play button.
“All my friends are different, takeitslow (My friends are all different, don’t worry)~”
“Waitforthemtoaskyouwhoyouknow(Waitforthemtoaskyouwhoyouknow(Waitforthemtoaskyouwhoyouknow(Waitforthemtoaskyouwhoyouknow))~”
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The melody flows, and the alien atmosphere revealed in the lyrics coincides with Sharon and Alesha's temperament.
Lange looked at the twin sisters in front of him, their eyes sparkling with curiosity and excitement, and he couldn't help but smile proudly: "How about it, isn't this song good?"
Sharon and Alessa nodded quickly, with happy smiles on their faces.
Compared with the previous song "Christmas Kills You", this song with a weird melody and exotic lyrics is obviously more in line with their taste.
Lange held their hands and gently swayed his body to the rhythm of the music. The minions around him also imitated clumsily. The scene was both funny and heartwarming.
But when Lango's eyes fell on the clothes on Sharon and Alessa, he couldn't help but asked curiously: "Why are you still wearing these clothes? Are you wearing the COS clothes Teddy prepared for you?"
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The two people were confused: "What is a COS suit?"
"Just what you should wear for Halloween"
With that said, Lange began to rummage among the piles of COS suits on the sofa.
Since there are many "members" in the family, Teddy specially ordered hundreds of Halloween COS costumes online.
That's right, hundreds of sets!
Whether it's Malphite, Toothless, or even the Minions, several sets of COS have been prepared for them to choose from.
Nowadays, their family's daily expenses are really quite large. The cost of food is astonishingly high, and the cost of clothing is also a heavy burden.
Not to mention that you have to pay wages to the minions every day. Although they call each other "master", don't really treat them as free labor.
Once their wages are cut off, these little bastards might one day go on strike collectively and run away from home.
Fortunately, Lango and the others saved a group of European demigods a while ago. In order to thank them, the rich second generation generously donated hundreds of millions of dollars in cash to the museum.
Such a large amount of money is enough for Lango to enrich his own pockets, otherwise he will have to cheat Quagma again to pay for the cabin.
"Found it!"
Lange rummaged through a pile of demon costumes for a long time, and finally found the COS costumes prepared for the Sharon sisters. The number was simply dazzling, with more than ten or twenty sets.
"You two can choose for yourselves, 'Elsa and Anna', 'Batman and Robin', 'Snow White and the Stepmother'. There are too many styles here, just choose what you like and wear it." Rango Said with a smile.
However, before he finished speaking, he took out two western cowboy outfits from a pile of clothes, and he couldn't help but frown slightly.
This doesn’t look like Woody either
"Oh, these are the COS suits of Jack and Ennis." Teddy yawned and walked from the corridor, glanced at the jeans in Rango's hand, and explained casually, "Haven't you seen "Brokeback Mountain"? This is what the two cowboys inside are wearing.”
"Waterfa?"
After hearing this, Lange immediately threw his clothes aside with dissatisfaction and said with a serious face, "Such things with same-sex implications will not be allowed in the house from now on!"
"Huh?" Teddy heard this and looked at Rango with a puzzled face, "Don't you really like that movie?"
"It's true that I like the movie "Brokeback Mountain," but it doesn't mean that I want my family to also break their backs." Lango said righteously, "This may cause lifelong gender distress and sexual orientation for children. Question, I don’t want the LGBT trend to come into my home.”
As he spoke, his eyes suddenly shot out two laser beams, directly burning the two sets of jeans to ashes.
Teddy on the side saw that he was making a fuss and couldn't help but joked: "If he knew you hated LGBT so much, Donald should have asked you to be a guest candidate, man."
"I would also like to go, but as you know, I come from a middle-class family, and my mother is a housewife. Hahahaha"
Listening to Lango's answer, Teddy couldn't help laughing.
The voting day of the recent general election is coming soon. The white-headed president is already old and has been reelected for two terms. Therefore, the most popular thing among the people is the Donald mentioned by Teddy and the source of Lango's words just now-"Sister Haha." .
"Fake America."
Teddy said to Rango with emotion on his face, "I'm afraid this country is going to end, man. Look, now even a mistress who fucks Fake may live in the white house. This is too magical. Let's go!" Lange threw a few sets of clothes to Sharon and others and asked them to go into the room and choose slowly. He responded indifferently: "Anyway, these have nothing to do with us, don't say that this world may not last a year. It will be destroyed. Even if we really can’t stand those damn LGBTs, the worst we can do is go to Brazil or Hong Kong. Beach beauties and oriental food are much more interesting than Mama Fake’s political correctness.”
Teddy shrugged noncommittally. For him, as long as he could be with these guys around him, it didn't matter where he went.
He jumped off the sofa with his legs crossed, holding a cigarette butt in his mouth and getting ready to go out for a walk.
After all, today is Halloween, and the community must be very lively. He wants to take his little brothers out to play tricks on the little kids who want candy.
"Wait a minute." Lange stopped Teddy, pointed at him and looked him up and down, "Are you just going to go out without COS?"
"I'm cosplaying!" Teddy looked back at the group of minions wearing devil horns following behind him, and pushed the door open without looking back, "I'm cosplaying a teddy bear. Believe me, buddy, today No one’s COS can surpass mine.”
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Lango shook his head in amusement, and after kicking the butts of several minions who had lined up to go out to play, he was ready to go out with them to have a look.
But at this moment, a soft voice sounded from upstairs and stopped him.
"Officer Nick~"
Lange looked up and staggered suddenly, almost losing his balance.
"Holy shit."
In front of the handrail of the corridor on the second floor, three women dressed in the costumes of Judy the bunny police officer from "Zootopia" stood tall and graceful. They had long bunny ears on their heads and wore a variety of colorful and uniquely designed tight-fitting uniforms. They looked at Lango with burning eyes.
On the far left, under Lango's care, Gloria's figure has become more plump, almost bursting the police uniform; on the right, although Clary's figure is slightly flat, her delicate facial features are reflected under the rabbit ears. Under the light, she looks as charming as a princess; Mavis in the middle cleverly combines the advantages of the first two, and the sharp little tiger teeth add a bit of unique charm.
Lange couldn't help but swallowed, what a waste of time to go out for a stroll.
"Why don't you come up and have a drink together, Officer Nick?" Gloria winked at him, with a hint of teasing in her eyes, "We just accidentally saved your favorite drink for later when we retire. The whiskey is open.”
As she said that, she took out an opened bottle of whiskey from behind, licked the mouth of the bottle, and lowered her eyes to look at Lango, "Don't you want to come here to arrest and punish us?"
"Catch me~Come and catch me~"
Clary and Mavis laughed and stretched out their hands, as if expecting to be "punished".
"Fake!"
Seeing this, Lange immediately gave up the idea of going out.
He loosened his collar, laughed loudly, and prepared to go upstairs to "punish" these three naughty "rabbit officers."
Conveniently, he picked up a semi-finished pumpkin head with only a palm hole dug out from the coffee table, thinking that this thing might come in handy later.
However, just as he was happily preparing to take off, his feet were caught tightly. He turned around and saw that sisters Sharon and Alesha had put on their Halloween costumes and were looking at him expectantly.
They were wearing blue princess dresses, with hairpins on their foreheads... Well, these two little girls turned out to be The Shining twins.
"Cool!"
Lange encouraged him first, and then hurriedly said: "But uncle, I have urgent matters to deal with now. You guys go out and play trick-or-treating on your own, okay?"
As he spoke, he grabbed a handful of candies from the large bucket full of candies placed at the gate and stuffed them into their pockets. He handed them a plastic bag and said with concern: "Go out and play quickly, children, try to have both." Come back in an hour, you know?”
The extroverted Sharon took the plastic bag, but did not go out immediately. Instead, she responded slightly shyly: "But we don't have any friends here, so we don't know how to play this game."
Lange patiently explained: "What's so difficult about this? Just knock on the door and ask for candies. You two are so cute. When you come back from shopping, the bag will be full."
His words were really not perfunctory. The community they lived in was one of the famous middle-class and wealthy areas in New York. The annual household income here started at least 100,000 US dollars.
Therefore, the festival atmosphere in the community is extremely strong, and both children and adults are keen to wear various COS costumes and go out to play.
With how cute Sharon and Alesha are, coupled with their perfectly restored The Shining Twins looks, they will undoubtedly become the focus of the night and earn a lot of candy.
"If someone is unwilling to give you candy, write down their house number and ask Uncle Teddy to help 'retaliate' against them." When Lango said this, he emphasized, "The 'revenge' I mean is to hit them with eggs. The windows and doors of your home, don’t use those supernatural powers to capture people into Silent Hill.”
After finishing speaking, Lange was ready to send them out in person, but at this moment, the doorbell rang suddenly.
In front of the gate, the two little ghosts Luke and Manny from Modern Family dressed up as an angel and a devil respectively, looking at Rango with a smile.
"Trickortreat!"
"Haha, you two guys came on time."
Lange smiled and rubbed their heads. He had been a guest at Feier's house many times in the past, and they were all old acquaintances.
"You can take it yourselves, as much as you can take."
Lange pointed to the large plastic bucket filled with branded candies at the door, which was one meter deep.
"Yes! Thank you Uncle Rango!"
The two little ghosts cheered and quickly stuffed the candies into their pockets, but their eyes involuntarily turned to the Sharon sisters.
They looked at each other curiously and whispered in their hearts: Why are there always so many cute girls in Uncle Lango's house?
Emma and Wednesday were the same before. Although they looked cute, they had quite bad personalities. Every time Luke and Manny tried to get close to them, they would be teased and run away in fear.
"Uncle Rango, who are they?" The bold Luke couldn't restrain his curiosity and blurted out.
"Oh, they are Sharon and Alessa, my nieces far away in the south." Rango responded casually, then remembered something, and added with a smile, "By the way, can you do me a favor, Sarah?" Lun and the others have never celebrated Halloween before. Can you take them out for a walk and play together?”
Looking at the two Sharon and Alessa in front of him, who were more outstanding than any other girls in the school, Luke nodded without hesitation, fearing that Rango would regret it and eagerly wanted to take them to explore the community. Every corner.
Seeing this, Lange smiled with satisfaction. Although the two little boys in Modern Family have different and even outrageous personalities when they grow up, they were very innocent and kind-hearted children during their childhood and were good playmates.
After giving an encouraging look to Sharon and the others, Lango turned around and prepared to return to the house. There were three rabbit officers upstairs who needed his stick education.
But when he caught Manny's figure from the corner of his eye, he couldn't help but frown slightly.
Why does this kid exude the aura of an evil spirit all over his body?
"Manny, have you been in any trouble recently?" Lango approached the chubby little guy, looking at the dark circles under his eyes that looked like he hadn't slept well in a few days, and asked with concern.
Manny hesitated for a while, and finally told the truth: "I have been having nightmares these days. There is a bad guy in the dream who has been chasing me, which caused me to lose sleep for several days."
"Really?"
Lango nodded slightly and patted his shoulder gently, "Don't worry, go play. I'll go to your house later and see, everything will be fine."
"Oh! Thank you Uncle Rango, let's take Sharon and the others out to play first!"
After saying that, the two little guys couldn't wait to surround Sharon and Alessa, took the initiative to strike up a conversation, and led them to a more lively part of the community.
Lango looked at their backs, shrugged, then turned and closed the door.
After his figure disappeared, at the intersection not far away, a ferocious clown let go of the hand holding the red balloon.
As the balloon slowly lifted into the sky, countless guys with scary makeup and costumes that looked like they came out of a horror movie slowly walked out of the darkness.
(End of chapter)