Chapter 176 I don’t deserve to be a dog licker
Gu Chan was confused by their reaction.
At this time, the maid standing on the left said, "Normally when those men see our lady, they all flatter and praise us in order to make our lady smile. You kid is really ignorant and different from them."
"He is still a child, how is he like those stinky men! He doesn't understand the affairs between men and women." The maid standing on the right added.
When Gu Chan heard what the two said, she felt relieved instantly.
After doing it for a long time, this girl is used to being licked by dogs. One day she meets someone who is not a dog licker. She is really not used to it.
"I shouldn't be licking a dog, why should I lick you? Besides, I'm a fucking woman, so I'm going to lick your dick!"
After thinking about this, Gu Chan couldn't help but start cursing in her heart.
But she didn't dare to say it out loud, so she could only smile and say, "Sister, I'm just here to treat the mysterious beast you raised. Why should I please you!"
"Hmph! Go away! I don't like you." The girl snorted coldly and became angry.
Gu Chan suddenly felt furious!
She didn't lick, but she got angry instead!
How can you make her feel so embarrassed?
"Sister, it's not that I don't want to lick you. In fact, I am also a woman. Why do you ask me to lick you? I can't!" Gu Chan cried bitterly in her heart.
Don't tell me, she was speechless at this moment. She was not a man. If Ma Zheng came and said a few nice words of praise to this girl, maybe she wouldn't be angry.
Shaking her head helplessly, Gu Chan said, "Hey! Forget it, I'm leaving, sister. You can hire someone else."
After saying that, Gu Chan turned around and left.
A ridiculous scene happened. The girl who was angry just now suddenly turned around, stared at Gu Chan's back and said anxiously and angrily, "You kid, you really left just as soon as you said you would! Don't you know how to coax others?" ?”
"..." Gu Chan.
Dry!
I’m so kidding you!
Beautiful women are so difficult to maintain! Gu Chan now understood the man's troubles.
It feels like nothing is right no matter what you do!
Gu Chan turned around and looked at the aggrieved girl spreading her hands, looking dumbfounded and saying, "Sister, I really can't coax women, can you forgive me? I just want to leave now, please let me go. Pass me!"
"No, you have to coax me. Once you make me happy, I will let you help my mysterious beast see a doctor." The girl lost her temper and said stubbornly with her little mouth pouted.
"Damn you!" Gu Chan couldn't bear it anymore and cursed in her heart.
Standing on the spot, she secretly tugged with her small fists.
If it weren't for the noble status of the girl in front of her, she really wanted to rush up and beat her up!
His grandma has seen pretentious people, but I have never seen her be so pretentious. Even if she is a woman, she can't stand it. What can I do?
At this time, the two maids began to sing along again.
"Boy, please coax our eldest lady! Otherwise she will be angry, our master will blame her, and you will have to walk around without food today."
"Yes! Our master loves the eldest lady the most. She is the treasure that our master holds in his hands!"
"How about this? I'll tell you a joke and make you laugh. Even if I coax you, what do you think?" Gu Chan rolled her eyes and said with a sly look on her face, as if coaxing a child.
The girl pouted and nodded. Gu Chan walked up to her and thought for a while and said, "In the teahouse, a talking bird said to the shopkeeper, 'Idiot, give me a glass of water.' The waiter also imitated the little bird and said to the shopkeeper, 'Idiot, give me a glass of water.'" "Water," the shopkeeper was furious and threw the waiter and the little bird down from the building. The little bird said to the waiter, "Are you stupid? I can fly."
"Hehehe..."
After Gu Chan told the joke, the girl was so amused that she stretched out her white and tender hands, covered her mouth and laughed sweetly.
The two maids were also so amused that they held their stomachs and laughed.
Gu Chan thought to herself, "Sure enough, if modern jokes are used in ancient times, they will be a powerful tool for picking up girls!"
After the girl laughed for a while, she stared at Gu Chan and said, "You kid, you are quite funny. This joke is really funny. This is the first time I have heard of it!"
"Then I will often tell you jokes to make you laugh. I have a lot of jokes here! I'm sure you've never heard of them." Gu Chan reached out and patted her chest.
Many jokes in modern times have never been told by anyone in ancient times. She can guarantee that no one in this world has heard of any jokes she makes.
The girl immediately became interested in her and said with a smile, "That's great! From now on, we will often interact with each other. You can come to the house to play with me, or I can come to play with you."
"Okay, sister, can I treat the mysterious beast you raised now?" Gu Chan asked with a smile.
The girl immediately waved her little hand to the maid on the left, "Go and bring Yin Ling over."
"Yes, miss." The maid responded respectfully and immediately stood up and left.
After she left, Gu Chan said, "Sister, I don't know your name yet!"
"My name is Liu Xue'er. I was born when it snowed heavily in winter, so my grandfather gave me this name." Liu Xue'er said softly with a smile.
"Well! It's indeed a good name. You have a beautiful voice and a nice name. No wonder Mr. Zheng is so fascinated by you. Before I came in, he even said to me, let me say a nice word to him in front of you. A few words, so he can come in and see you later!" Gu Chan said deliberately.
Liu Xueer was still smiling at first, but when she heard what she said, she immediately changed her face and said with a look of disgust, "I don't like that person. He always looks lewd when he looks at me. I hate it so much, and he always wants to He fawned over my grandpa and came to our house more than ten times, but every time my grandpa didn’t want to see him.”
"Then he is really thick-skinned. He ran away more than ten times and was turned away, yet he still came here shamelessly." Gu Chan mocked with disdain.
Liu Xueer nodded firmly.
Gu Chan had an idea and said, "Sister Xue'er, do you want him to never come to Liu Mansion to bother you again?"
"Of course I want to! He is so shameless every time he comes. I hate him the most. It would be best if he doesn't come, so as not to annoy people to death." Liu Xueer said with great hope.
"Well, I have a trick that will ensure that after you use it, he will never bother you again." Gu Chan said.
Liu Xueer hurriedly asked, "Tell me, what's the trick?"
"Don't be anxious! I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. I'll wait until I treat your mysterious beast." Gu Chan deliberately kept it secret.
Liu Xueer felt anxious and itched her heart instantly, wishing that Gu Chan would tell her this method quickly. She also wanted Zheng Shi to stay away first and never bother her again in the Liu Mansion.
Gu Chan stood there without saying a word, with a smile on her face that couldn't stop.
Anyway, she couldn't be a dog licker, but when it came to handling women, she dared to say that she still had some skills.
(End of chapter)