Chapter 289 Jade Emperor, are you trying to cause trouble?
Cheng Long did not keep Taibai Jinxing waiting. He ran to the training room and left a note, then followed Taibai straight into the sky and flew to Nantianmen.
The Nantian Gate hidden among the clouds is an insurmountable barrier that separates the mortal world and the fairy world. It is mysterious, solemn, and awe-inspiring.
Following Taibai into the Nantian Gate, you can see thousands of golden lights, billowing red neons, thousands of auspicious auras, and purple mist coming from the east. Moving forward, there were hundreds of heavenly soldiers and generals on both sides, all of them mighty and mighty.
But Cheng Long could see in their eyes the numbness similar to that of beaten workers!
Although he still doesn't know the duty hours of the heavenly soldiers, even if he works four days a week and three days off, he will feel bored after working day after day. He feels like the whole person is like a wooden pile without a soul. of heaven.
Presumably many of the Heavenly Soldiers have regretted entering the Immortal Pond!
Although being a human being is tiring, at least you can still struggle. If you become famous or earn a lot of money, you can hope to live the life you want.
"Mr. Cheng, in front of you is the Yaochi. Your Majesty and your empress must have prepared a lot of meals for you. You can take whatever you want for a while. You're welcome..." As a favorite of the Jade Emperor, Taibai could spot the Jade Emperor at a glance. Mother's intention to recruit Cheng Long.
In order not to cheapen Buddhism, no matter how much Cheng Long eats next, neither His Majesty nor the Empress will mind, and they even hope that the other party will eat more.
The most indispensable ingredients in heaven are Ganoderma nectar, fairy peach and fairy wine!
Of course, it is not easy to get these. Ordinary heavenly soldiers and generals can only receive a fixed monthly salary. Cheng Long, who is full of merits and virtues, is different. As long as he is awarded the title of Immortal Official, he can enhance his luck in heaven. , the good things that can be obtained are naturally much higher than those of ordinary soldiers.
"Xingjun, with your words, I feel relieved."
Cheng Long just refused Buddhism's solicitation, mainly because he didn't want to be a monk and accept the precepts. Although there are many rules in heaven, he can definitely ask for a casual position for himself, such as being a mountain god or river god in the lower realm.
Just receive a fixed salary every year.
Under Taibai's leadership, he soon met the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother.
The Jade Emperor is not as mediocre as shown in many movies and TV dramas. He only knows about pleasure. His eyes are like stars on an autumn night, shining with the light of wisdom. His eyes are deep and calm, as if he can see into the hearts of all things in the world.
The Queen Mother is extremely beautiful and solemn, and her aura is faintly stronger than that of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and her strength may be even higher than that of Bodhisattva.
"Your Majesty, this is Mr. Cheng, a loose cultivator from the lower realm..." Taibai Jinxing walked to the Jade Emperor and stopped three feet away, saying respectfully.
"Loose cultivators in the lower realms have met the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother." Cheng Long followed and bowed.
"No gifts!"
The Jade Emperor waved his hand: "Mr. Cheng, please sit down."
"Thank you, Emperor Jade."
Cheng Long was not polite at all. He sat down on the food table opposite the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, grabbed a white, red and crystal clear peach and stuffed it into his mouth.
Tsk!
Take one bite and the juice will flow freely
As soon as the extremely sweet juice entered the stomach, it turned into a stream of pure spiritual power and surged into every corner of the body.
Preliminary estimates indicate that one fairy peach contains more spiritual power than he had to practice day and night for half a year.
If you could eat one every day, your cultivation level would surely increase, and there would be no need to kill anyone.
The Jade Emperor and Queen Mother saw him chewing the fairy peach with a faint smile on his face. Judging from his appearance, he must have never eaten the fairy peach. The fairy peach brew was of no use to them, but it was useful to the demon cultivators who had not yet become immortals. Great tonic.
They are not afraid that Cheng Long is greedy, but they are afraid that the other party is not greedy. Only greed can talk!
The majestic Jade Emperor and Queen Mother quietly watched Cheng Long eat three fairy peaches and half a pot of fairy wine, and said with a smile: "Mr. Cheng, you have great merits and can ascend to immortality, but there is no suitable person in my heaven." Your divine position only has some ordinary priesthood. I wonder if you are willing to get a job and become an idle god?”
"What you want!"
Cheng Long readily agreed.
He once served as a mountain patrol general in the zombie world, and he knew very well that being granted the title of immortal was beneficial and harmless. As long as he was not a miserable heavenly soldier or general, nothing else mattered.
Anyway, I am just a passerby.
He is not an unlucky person who is on the list of true spirits.
"In this case, I will pardon you and make you the mountain god of Luojia Mountain, in charge of the Haizhongzhou Islands..."
"Pfft!"
Before the Jade Emperor finished speaking, Cheng Long spit out a mouthful of immortal brew.
Luojia Mountain, isn’t that the dojo of Guanyin Bodhisattva?
Isn't the black bear spirit in charge of the mountain god somewhere?
Jade Emperor, you are going to cause trouble!
"Mr. Cheng, you..." The Jade Emperor's face suddenly darkened.
Cheng Long wiped the corners of his mouth slowly and frowned: "Jade Emperor, as far as I know, Mount Luojia belongs to Mount Putuo and is the dojo of Guanyin Bodhisattva. Isn't it appropriate for you to arrange for me to go to the Bodhisattva's dojo to be a mountain god? ”
"Master Guanyin always lives in the Purple Bamboo Forest. Putuo Mountain is her dojo, not other places." The Jade Emperor explained with a straight face.
“But isn’t the mountain god of Luojia Mountain a black bear spirit?”
"That is wild, I have never given it a pardon..."
Cheng Long: "..."
The Jade Emperor is determined to cause trouble!
Even if the mountain god Black Bear Spirit is not orthodox, he is still the gatekeeper of Bodhisattva. The Jade Emperor named himself the mountain god of Luojia Mountain, and he simply wanted to use him as a spearman to take back Mount Putuo, one of the four famous mountains of Buddhism.
Although his relationship with Sister Guanyin would definitely be fine, he would never cause trouble for his backer just for the sake of a piece of cake.
Thinking of this, Cheng Long stood up and waved his hand, putting a dozen immortals on the table, a watermelon cut in half, and half a pot of immortal wine into the storage ring, cupping his hands and saying: "Jade Emperor, I suddenly remembered I just left in a hurry and forgot to close the yard and said goodbye.”
“Wait a minute~~”
The Queen Mother frowned and glanced at the Jade Emperor, then looked at Cheng Long and said: "Mr. Cheng, if you don't want to go to the Bodhisattva's dojo to be a mountain god, you can also make your own request. As long as it's suitable, we will agree."
"Then I'd like to trouble you to confer on me a sinecure priest named Dangdang, who is the patrol envoy of the mountains. I'm a restless person and like to hunt down demons and eliminate demons everywhere. Patrolling the mountains is more suitable for me than sitting on a certain mountain."< br>
Cheng Long suddenly opened his mouth. Originally, the Jade Emperor could confer any priesthood at will, even if it was just a small mountain god, it didn't matter. He never thought that the Jade Emperor wanted to use him as a knife.
I was suffocating in my heart, and how could I let it out unless the lion opened his mouth and gave the Jade Emperor eye drops.
The mountain inspector he asked for could be seen from the name alone. He had the function of supervising the mountains, and he was a bit like an imperial envoy.
Sure enough, the Queen Mother frowned when she heard his request, and subconsciously looked at the Jade Emperor aside.
The Jade Emperor stared at Cheng Long expressionlessly.
Cheng Long has no fear. He can return to the city at any time with one click, and with a thought, he can return to the Hong Kong Comprehensive World.
The magic system is his biggest backer!
However, he would never return to the city with one click unless he had to. Although the level of the Green Snake World was not high, its aura far exceeded that of the Liaozhai World.
What's more, he left without saying a word before he signed a contract with the Blue and White Snakes.
Xiaobai will definitely make the same mistake again, meet Xu Xian at some time in the future, and fall in love with him.
"Mr. Cheng, the function of the Inspector of the Mountains is not small. Your Majesty has said so eloquently that once you are appointed the Inspector of the Mountains, it will be equivalent to adding a chair to the heads of the great emperors of the Three Mountains and Five Mountains." Taibai Jinxing is very discerning. He persuaded and said: "Maybe the Five Mountains Emperor will not do anything to you because of his merits, but he will secretly use tricks to make it difficult for Qin to move. It will definitely happen."
"Then I will take a step back. The Southern Supervisor cannot be lowered any lower. If you don't agree to this, then I can only leave." Supervising the mountains in the world is indeed easy to attract people's hatred, but just supervising the mountains in the south, Cheng Long is still Be confident and competent.
Anyway, he didn't want to interfere with the mountain god. He just wanted to use his position to kill monsters in the mountains and forests to increase his strength. With the priesthood of the inspector, even if he killed some monsters with backers, he could still defeat them. pull.
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Cheng Mansion.
Late afternoon.
Bai Suzhen ended her three-day practice and walked out of the secret room happily, only to see a note posted on the door.
"Young Master was actually invited to heaven, wouldn't he soon be in the Immortal Class?"
Bai Suzhen's eyebrows were filled with joy, but then she thought that she had only passed through the sixty-nine heavenly tribulations, and she didn't know when she would be able to pass through the ninety-nine heavenly tribulations and achieve enlightenment. Her excitement instantly cooled down.
"Sister, what's wrong?"
Xiaoqing seemed to hear her sister's movements, and she also ended her practice and ran out of the secret room.
"Look."
Bai Suzhen handed over the note.
Xiaoqing read it and said with a smile: "I didn't expect Brother Cheng to be so proud that even the Jade Emperor would send gods to earth to invite him to heaven..."
"Xiaoqing, you stay and look after the house, I'll go out for a walk."
Bai Suzhen flew out of the yard with worries.
She was very confused at the moment. She didn't want to be separated from Cheng Long, but she also looked forward to Brother Cheng becoming a member of the Immortal Class.
What she was worried about was that after Brother Cheng achieved righteousness, the two of them would be separated.
"Are Brother Cheng and I destined to be inseparable?"
Just as she was thinking about it, a teacher from a school in the city suddenly attracted her attention.
"Flowers are sent to the beautiful girl, the willows swing her waist, the goddess peeks at the Fengyue kiln, the man holds the spring organ and plays softly, the sister welcomes the autumn rain to the sky..." Xu Xian, who was wearing a long robe and had a handsome face, finished reading the poem written by the student and said angrily: "Write these licentious words Poetry, who is it for? Your exam period is coming soon. Although you don’t study to gain fame, you can’t be so obsessed with women, waste your youth, and waste your studies, you know?”
"Got it."×N
"Qin Song, what about you?"
"I understand, teacher."
Xu Xian's upright words seemed to have a magical power eroding Bai Suzhen's heart.
It was obvious that she already had a crush on him and was not shy about other men, but when she met the teacher below, she tried to leave several times but could not move.
It is not until the other party has finished teaching the student and left an impression in his heart that he can take steps forward.
"That scholar has so much temperament, even better than Brother Cheng... No, my heart belongs to Brother Cheng, how can I think that others have temperament?" Bai Suzhen, who was stunned, suddenly felt her heart tighten.
Although snake nature is inherently lustful, her charm and love will only bloom to the person she likes. Since she has chosen Cheng Long, who is kind to her, it is impossible for her to fall in love with anyone else.
What's more, the teacher in the school is not particularly handsome. How could I suddenly fall in love with him?
The more Xiaobai thought about it, the more frightened he became.
Originally she wanted to go shopping in the market to relax, but now that something like this happened, how could she think about shopping? She flew up into the sky and disappeared into the moonlight...
"Didn't sister just go through seclusion? Why did she go in again?"
Xiao Qing, who had caught a pheasant from nowhere and was about to roast it for dinner, saw his sister sneak into the secret room as soon as she came back, with a look of confusion on her delicate face.
"Forget it, my sister left in such a hurry, let's wait until she comes out!"
Xiaoqing grilled the pheasant carelessly, adding seasonings according to Cheng Long's usual barbecue procedures, and it turned out to be a decent roast. Soon, the pheasant, which was active in the mountains and forests, exuded attractive meat. fragrant.
Before it was cooked, she couldn't help but pull off a chicken leg and took a beautiful bite.
"Ah bah bah bah...it's so salty!"
Xiao Qing spit out the meat in her mouth and looked at the chicken legs with a look of disbelief. She obviously followed Brother Cheng's steps, so why was the roasted meat so salty?
What's wrong?
The snake brain is about to be overloaded!
"Xiaoqing~~"
Cheng Long's voice suddenly sounded in the air.
Xiaoqing's face was filled with joy, and she raised her head and said, "Brother Cheng, are you back? What kind of official title did the Jade Emperor give you? Is it a big one?"
Cheng Long landed lightly into the courtyard and said: "The official is not small, but not big either. Why is your sister still in seclusion?"
As soon as she mentioned her sister, Xiaoqing no longer cared about what official position Brother Cheng had granted, and said anxiously: "My sister left the seclusion in the evening, earlier than me, but she went out to relax, and when she came back, she ran into the secret room with worries. I don’t know what’s going on, I’m a little worried.”
"Is there still such a thing?"
Cheng Long frowned and walked towards the secret room without explanation.
"Bang bang...bang bang bang..."
He knocked very quickly.
But even so, Bai Suzhen still waited twenty or thirty breaths before opening the door.
The worried Xiaobai thought it was Xiaoqing who was worried about him, but he saw Brother Cheng standing at the door with a worried look on his face.
"Brother Cheng, are you back?"
"Xiaobai, just now Xiaoqing said that you flew back from outside with worries. What's going on?"
"I met a man who was a teacher..." Bai Suzhen hesitated and explained: "This man is very strange. His words and deeds seem to have magic power. I just listened to him reprimanding the students, and I had a feeling for him. It’s a wonderful feeling, as if he is my true destiny.”
Cheng Long frowned and said, "Do you still feel this way now?"
Bai Suzhen smiled and said, "I'll be gone when I see you."
"That is to say, when you see the teacher in the future, you may have the feeling of meeting your beloved by chance?" Cheng Long had already guessed who the teacher Xiaobai was talking about.
Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian in the Green Snake World have no life-saving cause and effect, but they fall in love at first sight.
This may be the fate of the two people. Xiaobai is destined to have this disaster, but Cheng Long is more inclined to someone secretly doing something, because in the past six months, the relationship between them has become stronger day by day, and the relationship between them is about to be broken. The meal was cooked, but such a bad thing happened.
He didn't believe that Bai Suzhen was the kind of woman who could easily change her mind!
I don’t believe that a mere Xu Xian can have such great charm!
(End of chapter)