Chapter 292: Being distracted
"Officer, this little needle can divert the thunder from the sky. How did you do it?" Bai Suzhen opened her mouth slightly in surprise when she witnessed the sixth thunder that endangered Xiao Qing's life being guided into the ground by the needle. His eyes were full of astonishment.
"Using some scientific knowledge and a few tricks, Xiaoqing was the first to eat the crabs and was able to pass the test. If the monsters behind want to follow suit, they will only die worse!"
Cheng Long built a lightning rod to help Xiaoqing survive the catastrophe. He completely took advantage of the catastrophe. After all, no one in this world has ever installed a lightning rod on the roof, and no monks have used this method to take advantage of the situation.
If Thunder Tribulation is regarded as a program, then his behavior is equivalent to finding loopholes in the program. Xiaoqing can not only pass the test by using tricks, but also get a bonus.
But this kind of trick can only be used for the first time. If you follow Xiaoqing's example and put two drops of blood on the lightning rod to leave your personal aura, so as to blind the sky thunder's induction, don't even think about it.
The artificial intelligence Annie studied by Dr. Sala can even repair loopholes on its own. How can Tiandao, who knows the laws of the world, not be able to fix such a small loophole?
Wow!
A thick beam of soft light dispersed the dark clouds and fell on Xiao Qing like a thundering giant.
Xiao Qing, whose whole body was charred and whose appearance was blurred after being struck by lightning, immediately had the pain on her face wiped away. Then she closed her eyes with a happy heart, and while healing her wounds, she shaped her face. .
Mainly for shaping, the face has been shaped into its half-demon form. The optimized version of Manyu has a very good-looking face.
"Why do I feel that this light is more abundant than when I was going through the tribulation?"
Bai Suzhen looked at Xiao Qing with some amusement. It was obvious that her cultivation was stronger and the thunder tribulation she survived was more dangerous. How come the benefits she gained were not as good as those of a little green snake who had practiced for five hundred years?
What she is thinking now, in the words of the Internet, is that she is afraid that her sister will suffer hardship, and she is also afraid that her sister will drive a Land Rover.
The white light in front of her was one-third thicker than what she had originally obtained.
In other words, after Xiaoqing absorbs the rewards from heaven, it is very likely that her cultivation level will be upgraded to the Yin Shen realm, instead of the Nascent Soul realm as previously expected...
"Although Xiao Qing's way of overcoming the tribulation just now was tricky, it still helped the company fix a loophole, so the reward is more than 100 million points..." Cheng Long put his arms around Xiao Bai's waist, but stared straight at it. Holding Xiao Qing.
Bathed in the soft white light, Xiaoqing's snake tail is disappearing at a speed visible to the naked eye. The scars on his upper body that were previously blackened by lightning have also faded away, revealing his snow-tender white skin.
It has to be said that his sister-in-law has a very impressive figure. Maybe she heard overheard before that he likes big ones, so when Xiaoqing was shaping Yuanshen, she specially made the small steamed buns into big meat buns so that he could fit in them. I realize everywhere that small branches bear fruit.
This guy's eyes were wide open.
It's great to be a fairy. You can create any figure you want. As long as you have good aesthetics, you won't be ugly at all.
"Officer, you are drooling!"
"Ah~~"
Bai Suzhen's teasing voice rang in his ears. Cheng Long subconsciously wiped the corner of his mouth, but of course there was nothing. Someone smiled awkwardly, pinched Xiaobai's cheek fondly, and whispered: "Xiaoqing put her figure... The shape is so exciting, are you jealous?”
"No!"
Bai Suzhen said with disbelief: "Xiaoqing is my sister. She has become more beautiful. I am not happy in time. How could I be jealous of her?"
"Yes, your figure is not as bad as hers." Cheng Long did not criticize Xiaobai in this aspect. Except for the fact that his white lady was a little poor in the cafeteria, she was excellent in other aspects.
……
Jinshan Temple.
Fahai, wearing a white monk's robe, sits cross-legged, twisting Buddhist beads with one hand and knocking wooden fish with the other. His resolute face is always restless, and unsightly pictures keep appearing in his mind...
An hour ago.
Fawai went out to relax and wandered in the dense forest ten miles away. Suddenly he noticed a ray of evil spirit, so he used his magical power and quietly chased after it.
After a while, he saw a man in night clothes, holding a woman on his side, speeding through the forest, and he could smell the strong smell of blood from a distance.
We followed him for about thirty miles.
The masked man hugged the young woman and entered a dark cave.
Fahai did not dare to delay and immediately accelerated to chase after him.
Then, he saw the man in black tearing off the woman's clothes, revealing her fair and graceful body, which made Fa Hai feel hot in his heart.
"Bold monster, you dare to kidnap a woman in broad daylight. You will not be allowed to live today..." Fa Hai took a few seconds to calm down and roared at the evil male monster, "Mighty Heavenly Dragon, Vajra Flame!"
With a flick of the Buddha dust in his hand, it instantly transformed into a long fire dragon, which bound the waist of the masked male demon like lightning. Then with a strong pull, the demon fell back uncontrollably in front of Fahai.
"Master, spare your life, spare your life!"
The wolf demon, whose whole body was igniting with raging anger, could no longer maintain his human form at this time. He could only pray in panic: "Master, master, please forgive me for this first time sin of a little demon..."
Fahai brushed aside the piles of human bones in the corner and silently increased the output.
--boom!
The wolf demon, which was already unsustainable, could no longer bear it and instantly transformed into a giant lone wolf two feet long, with green eyes glowing and demonic power gushing out.
However, its demonic power was contaminated by the Buddhist vajra flame and turned into nutrients, which in turn increased the intensity of the fire.
After a while, this wolf monster, which had killed an unknown number of people, turned into a pair of charred coals in the eyes of the captive woman.
"My little girl Meng Yao, thank you so much, Master, for your help!"
The abducted woman was grateful and quickly ran to Fa Hai. She knelt down on the ground with great piety. She seemed to have forgotten that her clothes had been torn to pieces by the wolf demon. Her graceful figure was uncovered as she ran, and her rabbit-like liveliness The soft parts are all exposed.
"Female donor, please get up quickly."
After Fa Hai reached out to help the woman up, he stared blankly for a while, then turned around resolutely, with his back to Meng Yao and said: "Amitabha, Buddhism should keep the sexual precepts as the most important thing!"
Meng Yao smiled softly when he heard this, and said coquettishly: "Master, the night is dark and windy, and the little girl is alone. Her clothes have been torn by monsters. She goes back alone, for fear of disaster. I wonder if I can trouble you, Master, to send the little girl back?"
"...Where is your home?"
Fahai hesitated for a long time, and then nodded in agreement.
But he never dared to turn around and face Meng Yao, because all he could think about was the white body of the female donor!
"Qiantang~~"
"Help people to the end, send Buddha to the West. That's fine, I'll send you back right now."
"Thank you, Master."
……
"Master, what is your name?"
"The poor monk's Dharma name is Fahai!"
……
"Little monk, am I beautiful?"
"..."
"Little monk, do you want a wife?"
"..."
"Little monk, little monk..."
On the way, Meng Yao was very serious at first, but as he walked, he suddenly became less serious. Not only did he deliberately walk to the front and show off his graceful figure in front of Fa Hai, he also dared to tease him with words over and over again.
As a result, Fahai was distracted all the way until he sent the person home. After returning to Jinshan Temple for a long time, his mind was still confused. Knocking on wooden fish is useless.
Chanting sutras and chanting Buddha's name are of no use.
After being forced into meditation for only a quarter of an hour, my body was covered with sweat.
The image of white flowers is not only lingering, but also becoming clearer and clearer.
He knew that he was violating the sexual precept and had thoughts that he shouldn't have.
But he just couldn't forget it, and he never stopped thinking about the wonderful feeling when he sent Meng Yao home, when the other party pretended to sprain his ankle and asked him to carry it back.
This is Fahai's first contact with a woman, and it is also the first time he has experienced firsthand why there is an idiom about women being like water.
His heart was getting more and more confused.
"You monsters really don't know how high the sky is. You dare to break into the holy land of Buddhism!" Fahai, who was trapped in the demonic barrier without realizing it, attributed everything to the inner demons that disturbed his concentration, and his face became ferocious.
"Fahai, Fahai..." The inner demon turned into a woman and kept calling his name.
"You pink skeletons, ugly in appearance, still dare to twist around in front of the Buddha,"
"Fahai, Fahai..."
The woman transformed from the inner demon is getting closer and closer.
"Why aren't you afraid of me?"
Fahai's face was ferocious, and there were faint signs of being possessed by a demon.
"Fahai, we came from your heart, even if you are afraid, we will come, hahaha..." At some point, the inner demon got under Fahai's knees and poked its head out.
Other inner demons were writhing around him, and some even transformed into Meng Yao, posing and posing, which made Fa Hai feel extremely hot.
"Humph~~"
Suddenly, Fahai groaned, flew up suddenly, and grabbed the calf of one of the inner demons, "I am born with wisdom and a profound Taoism. How dare you mess with me? Get out of here as far as you want!"
"Master Fahai, this little girl is thinking of you, but you are cruel enough to drive me away?" The inner demon caught by Fahai also transformed into Meng Yao, putting on a pitiful look.
Sure enough, Fahai's movements suddenly stopped.
"You bitch, you still dare to mess with me?"
"Prajna Baba coaxes..."
Fahai slapped him mercilessly.
The inner demon exploded immediately, turning into black mist that filled the sky, and escaped into the void.
But the remaining inner demons were still posing and confusing Fa Hai's mind, and all kinds of deranged sounds kept coming.
"Fahai, stop pretending. You obviously want it, so why do you pretend to be serious? Come and play together!"
"Fahai, Fahai, why are you like Buddha, like a piece of wood!"
When the inner demon mentioned the word "Buddha", it was like touching some stress spell, and Fahai Mi's confused heart instantly became extremely rigid.
"How dare you, you evildoer, to blaspheme my Buddha!"
I saw Fahai flying up, chanting mantras and angrily casting Buddhist Dharma.
"Thunder, lightning, wind and fire, kill!"
"Yaksha evil ghost, kill!"
"Demon Lord and evildoer, kill!"
"Hell ghost, kill!"
"The mighty heavenly dragon, the World Honored Ksitigarbha, the Vajra Buddhas, the gods and protectors, kill, kill, kill..."
Just as Fa Hai was killing his demons in his mind, Xiao Qing, who had absorbed the white light from the sky and whose cultivation had increased dramatically, flew to Cheng Long and said excitedly: "Brother-in-law, your move is really effective! Just now The last thunder almost scared me to death. Fortunately, you prepared a lightning rod, otherwise I would have been dead.”
"Silly girl, I really think your brother-in-law is a freeloader. How could I let you die as long as I'm here?" Cheng Long rubbed Xiaoqing's face. A man like him who does whatever he wants will never realize that Fahai looks at a woman. What a feeling it is to feel like a scourge.
"Brother-in-law, it's great to have you."
Xiaoqing rubbed her brother-in-law's palm with her head like a milk cat.
Bai Suzhen on the side couldn't help laughing when she saw this scene, "That's enough for you two. Treat me as if I don't exist, right? Especially you, a girl who has successfully transformed into a human being and is not even wearing clothes, so you are not ashamed at all."
"Sister, there are only three of us here, what are you afraid of?"
Xiao Qing is ignorant about matters between men and women. She only knows that her brother-in-law and sister are good to her, and she should also be good to her sister-in-law and husband. She doesn't care about anything else.
"What if someone passes by!"
"Xiaoqing, your sister is right, put on your clothes quickly."
Cheng Long took out a set of long skirts out of thin air, watched Xiao Qing put them on without blinking, and said seriously: "Xiao Qing, using a lightning rod to survive the tribulation this time is just a trick. Next time, you will survive the 99% immortal tribulation. Don’t be opportunistic.”
Xiaoqing's eyes widened and she asked doubtfully: "Why?"
"Because this kind of trickery can only be used once, and there will be no next time. Heaven does not allow creatures to use tricks when going through tribulation."
"Oh, I see."
Seeing her brother-in-law's seriousness, Xiaoqing nodded with regret.
It's such a pity that such an easy way to overcome the tribulation can only be used once.
Not long after, the three of them returned to the Cheng Mansion. Although it was already late at night, in order to celebrate Xiaoqing's success in overcoming the catastrophe, Cheng Long roasted a sheep overnight, took out half a pot of fairy brew, and shared it with Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing. The sisters got drunk alone.
After drinking this half pot of immortal brew, if you want it next time, you can only get it when you receive your immortal salary.
The southern inspector Cheng Long asked for had a high official position. According to the first to ninth ranks of the human court, he would be at least a third-rank priest. He could receive a pot of fairy brew, a hundred catties of fairy fruits, and a certain number of moonstones and stars every year. Dew and other cultivation resources.
As for the flat peach?
It must be held every 365 years, and the next Peach Conference will be ten years from now.
In other words, if Cheng Long wants to eat flat peaches, he has to stay in the Green Snake World for ten years, but before that, with the above resources, his cultivation level can also advance by leaps and bounds.
Because the salary issued by Heaven is a treasure for Cheng Long at this stage. Immortal brew and fruit alone can improve his cultivation level, not to mention the moonstone, star dew and other cultivation methods that can increase his foundation. resources.
Moonstones are produced from the Taiyin Star, and each stone contains a large amount of the essence of the moon. Taking them back to Alan, cousin and others for practice will definitely make their cultivation progress thousands of miles.
Star dew is produced from the stars in the sky. Although the total annual production is quite a lot, it is only a little bit more when it is distributed to each immortal family.
Fortunately, Cheng Long was assigned a third-grade idle position, patrolling the mountains and rivers in the south. His official position was not small, and he received a lot of star dew every year, a full ten kilograms.
Ordinary heavenly soldiers only get one, two or two star dews every year, and only three to five moonstones are picked up and searched for. Cultivation resources are quite scarce.
Resources are scarce in any world. If you can control all the top resources in the three realms, it is equivalent to controlling the lifeblood of the creatures in the three realms...
(End of chapter)