Chapter 307: Fooling Natasha
The next day.
Early morning hours.
Cheng Long looked at Aunt Mei who was nestled in his arms with a smile on her lips, and thought to himself: "Now that the relationship has been broken through, Mei cannot die in the hands of the Green Goblin who will invade Marvel in the future..."
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Although he had never thought about signing Aunt Mei, he would not refuse to admit it by picking up his pants.
It's just that if you want Aunt May to protect herself from the Green Goblin, a super soldier physique is essential.
"There are still about 230 people's blood essence energy in the blood-thirsty bead. Let Mei get used to it first, and try to turn him into a super soldier within a month."
Make up your mind.
Cheng Long immediately took out the blood-thirsty bead, extracted the essence and blood energy of five people, and poured it into Aunt Mei's body.
"Hmm~~"
Mei, who was sleeping, let out a seductive moan.
At 30 years old, Aunt May is much more attractive than when Peter transformed into Spider-Man.
Mr. Cheng, who was already a little restless, pinned him down as soon as he turned over and did whatever he wanted...
In the next half month, traces of the two of them were left in many places on the second floor. They transformed into Aunt Mei, a widow for more than a year, tirelessly asking for things and trying various different tricks.
In the process, she was surprised to find that her power increased several times every few days.
When Cheng Long moved to a small town in New Mexico on the pretext of going away for a while, Aunt Mei, who was originally weak, could even shake a three-ton food truck.
When parking for a meal, the dining car did not completely park into the parking space, and the distance was not very large. Mei wondered if she could push it in to prevent it from toppling over. As a result, the butt of the car moved out of the parking space, and she was pushed with both hands. parking space.
Moreover, she did not feel any difficulty during the process.
Fortunately, there were no surveillance cameras nearby when Aunt Mei was pushing the cart. The SHIELD agent who originally monitored them also left because Cheng Long suddenly moved to New Mexico.
Otherwise, it would be impossible for her to quietly open a food truck and sell sour plum fried rice and scallion noodles to make a living. She would most likely be absorbed by SHIELD and receive various skills training.
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New Mexico.
In a small rural town.
Cheng Long carried a stack of beer and a bag of fruits and vegetables and slowly walked towards the small rental yard. When passing by the yard next door, his footsteps suddenly stopped.
"Hi~~"
The female neighbor, who had beautiful red hair and a curvy figure, looked at Cheng Long with a smile and greeted him very friendly: "You are new here, I haven't seen you before."
"I rented Mike's house and planned to live here for a while..." Cheng Long rented the house at a high price this morning, 10,000 US dollars a month, and signed a direct contract for a quarter.
Mike also played a trick when renting a house. As long as he stayed for 24 hours, the rent would not be refunded.
The same is true for later contract renewals.
But Cheng Long didn't care about this, it was just tens of thousands of dollars!
As long as he wants, he can easily get millions or tens of millions. He can even borrow three to five billion from Tony with just a phone call.
He was just surprised at the efficiency of SHIELD.
I rented the house in the morning, and in the afternoon the black widow Natasha also rented the house next door.
Black Widow "Natasha Romanoff", in the original comics, was born in 1928. She was transformed by the Soviet Union into a super soldier who was very similar to Captain America. Her physical fitness was beyond ordinary people, and her lifespan was correspondingly delayed.
However, in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, her date of birth is 1984. The plot of Iron Man 1 has just ended not long ago, and she is in her twenties, the same age as Hua.
It's just that Natasha, who was born in a red house, is missing one of the most important organs of a woman. Without this organ, she is not even qualified to become a mother.
Therefore, every time Black Widow sees her friend Hawkeye's happy family, she will show her envious eyes in a corner where others cannot see...
"Oh, it turns out that you were the one that Mike was talking about! You actually rented his house at a high price of 10,000 US dollars per month. After renting it for a year or two, you were able to buy his house." Natasha said with a look. With her carefree look, it can be seen that the role she plays this time is that of a small-town hottie.
"Haha, I may have suffered a loss by spending a lot of money to rent this house, but my experience of living here for a period of time will definitely make up for this small loss."
Cheng Long left when he and Aunt Mei were inseparable and had to linger every night. The main reason was because Thor's hammer was coming soon.
This was his opportunity to get in touch with Thor's hammer, make friends with Thor, and try to ask Odin to speak to the dwarf king to create a king-level weapon.
At the same time, he can also take away the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents who are monitoring him, so that Aunt May, who has acquired a super-soldier physique, will not be targeted, killing two birds with one stone.
For this reason, spending tens of thousands of dollars to rent a small country villa is completely worthless.
"Well, for example?" Natasha raised her lips slightly and put on a charming smile.
"You, I met such a beautiful female neighbor like you on the first day I moved in. I think these tens of thousands of dollars are worth spending..." With that said, Cheng Long walked into the small courtyard with an enthusiastic face, stretched out his hand and said, "I My surname is Cheng and my name is Long. You can call me Mr. Cheng or Long. Nice to meet you. ”
"Me too, my name is Lucy."
Natasha shook hands with Cheng Long politely.
However, Cheng Long, who was looking at her, suddenly changed his expression and frowned: "Lucy, please forgive me, your physical condition is not very good. It seems that...an organ is missing. What's going on?"
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Natasha's delicate body trembled, and horror flashed in her eyes.
This person could actually tell that he was sick and clearly stated that he was missing an organ!
This... is amazing!
No wonder Mr. Cheng can easily cure Iron Man Tony without any effort. This kind of vision alone is definitely not something that only ordinary people can possess.
But she was shocked. As a professional agent, Natasha would not panic. She quickly regained her composure and said in surprise: "How do you know that I am missing an organ?"
"The human body is a great treasure. Whether a person is healthy or not can be checked through the four methods of 'looking, smelling, asking and feeling'. Although you look very healthy and your physical fitness is much better than ordinary people, the Qi in your body is not complete... "Cheng Long started making nonsense seriously.
Either he was not a monk in the Tribulation Realm, or he didn't know the plot in advance and wanted to tell at a glance that the black widow was ill, unless the other party had a serious hidden disease.
"Long, I didn't expect that your medical skills are so good. I'm sorry that I didn't meet you earlier. Maybe you could save my uterus that was damaged in the car accident..." Natasha's eyes overflowed with sad tears, looking like she regretted not meeting you earlier. Cheng Long looked like he had lost his uterus.
“It’s not too late!”
Cheng Long's calm words shocked Natasha. She raised her head suddenly, looked at Cheng Long with hope, and said tremblingly: "Long, what did you say?"
"There is a mysterious plant called 'blood orchid' in Borneo. According to records, blood orchid possesses a mysterious substance that can make people immortal..."
"If you can pick a few blood orchids for me, maybe I can refine a pill called 'Dragon Tiger Pill'. One pill can regenerate your missing organs and strengthen your body." Physique.”
Cheng Long said seriously.
He didn't know if there were blood orchids in Borneo in the Marvel world, and he just wanted to teach SHIELD a lesson behind Natasha.
Otherwise, using his method to cure Natasha would not be so troublesome!
"Blood orchid?" Natasha said in confusion: "Is there really a plant in the world that can make people immortal?"
"Immortality is definitely an exaggeration, but where blood orchids grow, there is indeed a group of huge pythons. These pythons have exceeded the limits of life and become species with certain intelligence. According to our Chinese saying, they are 'monsters'. '."
Cheng Long's expression is quite serious, and he is also a surveillance target who possesses mysterious power. Natasha will believe what he says no matter how unbelievable it is.
What's more, the blood orchid is also related to her uterus and whether it can grow back.
"There are indeed rumors of giant pythons eating people in Borneo, which has led many people to regard the misty tropical rainforest as a restricted area. But I am still a little confused. Since you know that there are blood orchids deep in the Borneo rainforest, why don't you go in and pick them yourself?" Natasha frowned.
"How do you know I haven't been in?"
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Natasha was speechless.
Think about it, if Mr. Cheng had never picked blood orchids, how could he have the power to defeat the Iron Overlord?
Isn't this the best proof that you have taken Longhu Dan to enhance your physical fitness?
No, this news must be reported to the director as soon as possible.
Thinking of this, Natasha immediately changed the topic, "Long, if there are really blood orchids in Borneo, then there must be relevant information on the Internet. I want to go upstairs to check."
"If the news about blood orchids could be found online, people entering the rainforest would have flocked to it."
"You're right, but I still want to check."
"As you wish!"
Cheng Long shrugged, carried beer and fruits and vegetables, and swaggered back to the next room.
The words are divided into two parts.
Natasha returned to the room, opened the video call directly, and reported the information revealed to her by Cheng Long to Director Nick Fury.
"Natasha, is everything you said true?"
Nick Fury jumped up excitedly when he learned that Cheng Long's power may come from the blood orchid in Borneo.
Cheng Long can dismantle Iron Overlord with his bare hands, which means that the opponent has strength comparable to the Hulk.
A person with the Hulk's powerful physique and strength will not be lost in his mind by the power and turn into a barbarian who only knows how to smash. If he can produce such strong men in batches, why should he be afraid of aliens?
"Uh~~Although Mr. Cheng said it very seriously, I can still tell from his micro-expression that he is a bit cynical, and the possibility of teasing me is not small." Natasha is an experienced agent after all, no matter what Cheng Long's expression is Serious, she would always reveal a subtle evil smile intentionally or unintentionally when playing games.
"No matter whether the news is true or false, a team of people must be sent in to look for it."
Nick Fury is more paranoid than Tony Stark and always wants to include mysterious items and people with extraordinary abilities into S.H.I.E.L.D.
If he didn't send people into Borneo to look for the blood orchid that was elicited from Cheng Long's mouth, then he wouldn't be Nick Fury.
"Who are you going to send?"
"Barton, he's on vacation now."
"Mr. Cheng said that where the blood orchids grow, there is a group of huge, almost demonic pythons, and asked him to be careful when he goes in."
Natasha was introduced to S.H.I.E.L.D. by Clinton Barton, and they had a very good relationship. She didn't want Barton to be swallowed by a giant python because of his carelessness.
"There is nothing to be afraid of, as long as the bomb can blow up the blood, then they can kill." Nick Fury is right. With SHIELD's firepower equipment, the group of giant pythons in the movie "Anaconda", It's really not enough for Hawkeye to lead the bombing.
Of course.
The premise is that there really are blood orchids in Borneo.
Without it, ordinary pythons would suffer.
The team led by Barton will surely kill every one they see. After death, they will bleed and cut their flesh, and hand it over to the accompanying biologists for testing their genetic composition.
Soon, after receiving a call from his boss, Barton led a combat team, as well as biological and medical experts, and flew to Borneo on a special plane...
Cheng Long, who had thought that Nick Fury would send people, didn't care about this, even if there was a blood orchid in Borneo.
After all, this is just a little bit of longevity material that can extend people's lives, which is far worse than the fairy peaches and fairy fruits in his storage column.
"Mei, how is business today?"
In the evening, Cheng Long scooped the cooked noodles into a plate, then topped them with a bowl of spicy shrimp tails and brought it to the table. While eating, he video chatted with Mei.
"Business is booming, but today's old customers all say that the sour plum fried rice I make is not as delicious as yours, but they also give good reviews..."
Aunt Mei smiled and said: "They said the fried rice and noodles I made were more delicious than those made by five-star chefs. By the way, Tony sent Happy over today to buy peeing beef balls, and there was a long queue, but I didn’t buy it. Should I make more tomorrow?”
"Can you do this alone?"
"I found an employee, Mrs. Wilson, who wanted to relieve her husband's burden..."
"Be careful of Mrs. Wilson eating secretly and letting her wear a hat. Her hair has fallen out badly. If guests eat her hair, they will be complained."
"Hmm~~"
Half an hour later.
After Cheng Long had eaten and drank enough, his spiritual thoughts came out.
In an instant, everyone and everything in the town was in full view.
At this time, Natasha, who lived next door, was taking a bath in the bathtub. For some reason, pink foam started to form, and he couldn't help but take a closer look.
Jane Foster, Dr. Eric, and Daisy, who live just north of the town, are still studying celestial bodies.
Others were either drinking and chatting, watching TV at home, or going into the room to play poker.
Cheng Long didn't want to monitor other people's every move for a long time. After confirming that Jane and Eric were still in the town and that the destitute second prince of Asgard had not yet arrived, he returned to the room to call out Ning, who had not seen him for more than half a month. Zhong Ze Ning is a heroine.
"Sir, why did you change places again?" An Ning, who had cultivated to the Ghost King Realm, walked to the window and looked around curiously. He found that this was just a small town, and he couldn't help but feel a little confused.
"Of course it's because there is an opportunity here. After a while, a hammer will fall from the sky. Only kind-hearted people can pick it up. I want to try it." Cheng Long walked behind Ning Nvxia and hugged her waist. Lifting his body, he greedily sniffed the aroma of Aning's body.
"Sir, you have the merits to help the world. If you are not a good person and can't pick up the hammer, I think other people in this world, even if they can pick up the hammer, are just in vain. They will definitely It's impossible to compare with you." Ning Zhongze didn't believe from the bottom of his heart that there were kinder people in this world than Cheng Long.
"Then I'll lend you some good words."
"Sir, you can definitely do it..."
(End of chapter)