Chapter 343 A joke is not nonsense, an adaptation is not random fabrication


The next day.

Early morning hours.

Mr. Cheng, who was awakened by Qingzi's mouth, glanced at the girl who went into the bathroom to wash up, and a gleam of light flashed in his eyes.

"Qingzi, see you next year!" Cheng Long did not hesitate and directly activated the shuttle function that had just passed the cooling period, and then disappeared without a trace.

"Hurry up, it's going to rain."

"Damn, my new shoes."

"..."

Noisy sounds rang in my ears.

Cheng Long appeared in the neighborhood at an unknown time, as if he had been there from the beginning, without arousing anyone's suspicion. The rain covered with dust and haze fell on him, and was automatically bounced away by a layer of invisible gas.

This rain is very dirty.

There is nothing sweet about ancient society.

Traveling to Citiland again made him feel very surprised.

"This world... seems not as ordinary as it appears!"

Cheng Long's consciousness spread like a wave, and he soon discovered something strange about an antique shop in Chinatown next door. There was a golden stick placed inside, which was obviously not a mortal object, and seemed to contain a mysterious power.

Somewhat similar to the energy in the Space Stone.

Of course.

This power is very weak, probably only enough for one person to teleport once.

There is no comparison with the space gems containing infinite energy.

After a few minutes.

Cheng Long came to the antique store and asked the old man in the store: "Old man, do you sell everything in the store?"

"Of course, just take a look."

Old Huo, the owner of the antique shop, replied with a smile.

This is an old man who is over eighty years old. His speech is weak and his physical functions are very worrying.

Cheng Long walked around the store, then walked into the inner room and picked up the golden stick that fell on the ground. Just as he was about to turn around and ask about the price, he saw Lao Huo walking over slowly.

"This is a warehouse, the stick in your hand is not for sale..."

"Not for sale?"

Cheng Long weighed the stick and found that it was not light, weighing almost ten kilograms.

There is a golden stick that resembles the old man Chen Jiaju, and there is a girl who looks very similar to Xiao Longnu living in the grocery store opposite.

The world that I will travel to this time is already ready to come out.

——King of Kung Fu.

A typical bad Chinese-American co-production.

However, even if she is dead, the white-haired witch in the film is still on point. The white-haired Bingbing is more charming than the heroine Jin Yanzi, and the Queen Mother, played by the fairy sister and mother, is also charming.

Come here, of course you have to take the golden hoop to travel through time and space to see the grace of the gods and Buddhas in the sky.

"This is an item left by my grandfather. He has been waiting for the destined person to take away this stick all his life, but until he died, he could not wait. After my father took over, the person still did not show up. In the blink of an eye, Even I am old!”

"Old man, is it possible that I am the destined person?"

"..."

Lao Huo looked up and down and shook his head silently.

"What now?"

Cheng Long secretly entered a ray of magic power, and the golden cudgel, which was originally restrained in charm, instantly bloomed with dazzling golden light.

At this scene, not only Lao Huo was so shocked that he couldn't say anything, but even the young girl in the Golden Swallow grocery store across the way almost dropped her jaw in shock.

"You, you..."

Lao Huo stammered, he couldn't believe from the bottom of his heart that a Chinese who appeared out of nowhere could activate the legendary golden cudgel!

Because the person he is waiting for, the destined person who appears in his dreams from time to time, is not Chinese at all, but a Citizen boy who likes oriental culture and loves kung fu...

"What, do you think I'm not qualified? Or do you, old man, accept death and think that only Western barbarians can save the world? And it's our eastern world that's being saved?"

Cheng Long stared at 'Lao Huo' sharply. This is the fundamental reason why Sino-US co-productions produce bad movies. Because the Hollywood film industry is too developed and its communication capabilities far exceed China's, the protagonists of Sino-US co-productions, no matter where the story takes place, Either way, the protagonist will become a blond foreigner.

"The King of Kung Fu" and "The Great Wall" are typical cases!

"Do you know this is the Golden Cudgel?"

Lao Huo's eyes widened and he looked at Cheng Long in disbelief.

"I know everything and have the absolute ability to save Sun Wukong. It depends on whether you are willing to give me the stick."

Cheng Long is not a domineering person. He will rarely use force to solve problems that can be solved with money.

Next, it depends on how Lao Huo chooses.

Choose yourself or some Citiboy named Jason!

In fact, at the beginning, he suspected that Lao Huo was Lu Yan from thousands of years ago. However, Lao Huo's physical fitness was too poor and he had no ability to hide his cultivation. Naturally, he could not be the Master Lu who could compete with the Jade War God.

Although the gods in this world are extremely powerful, the heavenly soldiers and generals are like a group of ruthless bandits, burning, killing and looting everywhere. The fight between Sun Wukong and the Jade God of War is more like a child playing house, without the strength that a God of War should have.

But Lu Yan could compete with the God of War, and no matter how much he stretched his hips, he could not be like Lao Huo, who was about to die.

Lao Huo was silent for a long time and then said: "My choice is not important. What is important is it. If you can activate it, you can go back thousands of years and rescue the owner of the golden hoop."

"In my opinion, its opinion is not important at all. If the Golden Cudgel dares to reject me, then there is no need for it to exist." Cheng Long secretly added strength, ready to make a move, always wanting to ask for his help. The cudgel suddenly became quiet.

This stick is more discerning than Lao Huo.

Because when he was talking, the Golden Cudgel sensed an extremely terrifying aura, and destroying it might not be a joke.

Treasures have souls.

The Golden Cudgel, sensing the approaching crisis, had to stay safe for its owner, Sun Wukong, or for itself.

"Okay, just give me some dollars and it's yours."

Old Huo sighed, something had changed, and he didn't know whether it was for good or bad. If Jason lost his chance, he might end up being mediocre and useless for the rest of his life!

"Old man, because you are so sensible, I decided to let you live a few more years."

Say it.

Cheng Long grabbed the void with his right hand and took out the blood-thirsty bead that glowed red.

Then, without any explanation, he grabbed twenty people's blood essence and energy and instilled it into Lao Huo.

"Hmm~~" The old and feeble Lao Huo could not help but groan when he felt the warmth pouring into his body.

He closed his eyes subconsciously, feeling this unprecedented comfort.

About ten minutes later.

Lao Huo reluctantly opened his eyes. The 'destined man' who had taken away the golden cudgel had long since disappeared, and was replaced by Jason who looked shocked and was speechless. The Citi youth who pushed in the door a few minutes ago witnessed with his own eyes the transformation of Lao Huo's hair from gray to silver, and the wrinkles on his face gradually flattened from ridges and ridges.

In Jason's eyes.

In just a few minutes, Lao Huo became ten years younger at a speed visible to the naked eye.

……

late at night.

In front of a hotel window in Chinatown.

Cheng Long took out the golden cudgel hidden in the storage ring, weighed it gently, and said calmly: "Golden cudgel, if I were you, I should take the initiative and don't ask me to say anything."
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Buzz!

The golden cudgel suddenly glowed with golden light, creating a pulling force that pulled it into the void. After that, he felt a familiar tearing force of time and space, just like every time he traveled through time.

He knew that he would soon be able to travel through time and space and return to this magically modified ancient mythical world.

Sure enough, after the force of space-time tearing disappeared, Cheng Long found himself in mid-air, with a green and clear river directly below him.

He stabilized his body, floated to the river bank, and took a deep breath. His spiritual energy was quite abundant, much better than in the Marvel world.

"There are terraced fields, and it looks like the South of Caiyun, but this is a made-up world, and you can't mess with geographical knowledge..." The reason why Cheng Long had this idea was because Jason and Lu Yan in the movie were here While getting rid of the bandit-like heavenly soldiers, he went to the town and met Jin Yanzi from the south.

If this is the south of Caiyun, then further south is undoubtedly the Indochina Peninsula.

Jin Yanzi, a typical oriental beauty, cannot be a South Asian girl!

Just as Cheng Long was about to leave, a group of heavenly soldiers and generals wearing armor suddenly appeared at the corner of the mountain road not far away. Yes, the heavenly soldiers who went up the mountain to plunder the women from the countryside.

It's so fucked up to let foreigners be screenwriters.

Marshal Tiantian Tianting can actually fall in love with a country girl, and he still resorts to predatory methods. He really has no pursuit at all.

If Wang Jianjun knew that the Jade God of War in this world stretched his hips so much and looked 70% to 80% similar to himself, he would probably be furious to death.

The majestic marshal of heaven, instead of doing serious business, only did things like crowing, dog stealing, killing people and arson. Moreover, in this world, a person who knows kung fu can defeat the heavenly soldiers and generals. Cheng Long didn't even bother to complain.

If the golden cudgel hadn't been somewhat spiritual and considered a good acquired spiritual treasure, he might not even look down on such great gods as the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother.

Although the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother in this world may not be as powerful as him, there are still some good treasures in heaven, such as the longevity wine that the white-haired witch desires, and one sip can make you immortal.

No matter what happens, I have to pack up this wine and take it home, so that all my women can drink it.

"Xu Xu~~"

The heavenly soldiers who came on horseback quickly discovered Cheng Long standing on the river bank. The leader stopped his horse and shouted: "Hey, where did this stick come from?"

Cheng Long smiled and said: "I picked it up."

"Give it to me." The leader spread out a hand.

"What if I don't give it?"

"Then you must die!"

"You are so murderous, it seems that you have done something to people..." Cheng Long's eyes suddenly turned cold. It seems that all the heavenly soldiers and generals under the Yujiang God of War have done things like burning, killing and looting. Killing a hundred of them may not be enough. Three or five are innocent.

"Stop talking nonsense and hand over the golden cudgel quickly!" the leader yelled impatiently.

"You want my stick? It depends on whether you can catch it..."

Cheng Long raised the corner of his mouth slightly and threw the golden cudgel violently. The originally ordinary stick suddenly burst into golden light and turned into a stream of light, piercing through the chest of the heavenly soldier like lightning, then quickly turned around and stabbed another person.

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Under the control of Cheng Long's consciousness, the golden hoop directly turned into a murderous weapon, and more than twenty teams of heavenly soldiers fell off their horses one after another like wooden stakes.

"Although these heavenly soldiers are very weak, blood cannot be wasted..."

Cheng Long decisively took out the bloodthirsty beads and drained the more than twenty corpses of the heavenly soldiers in front of him. Before leaving, he set a fire and burned them to ashes on the spot.

……

Late afternoon.

Cheng Long walked into a restaurant with a golden hoop in his hand.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw the drunken Lu Yan and the girl Jin Yanzi wearing a black robe and holding a pipa in her arms.

"Girl, can we chat?"

Cheng Long swung his golden cudgel and walked straight to Jin Yanzi, smiling like a weirdo.

Although he prefers the white-haired witch, the Golden Swallow played by the fairy sister is not out of ideas, but Jin Yanzi is a little more immature and not as mature and attractive as the Bingbing version of the white-haired witch.

"Talk to me?" Jin Yanzi glanced at the golden cudgel and frowned: "Is this stick of yours authentic? There are fakes everywhere on the Silk Road now. Who knows whether your stick is real or fake?"

"It doesn't matter whether the Golden Cudgel is true or false. What's important is that I have the ability to kill the Jade War God..."

Cheng Long's words were not shocking, and he just frightened away the customers ten meters away. Hearing this, dozens of diners around him stood up straight as if they had received an electric shock, and rushed out with panic on their faces.

Only Jin Yanzi was secretly happy and said anxiously: "If you can help me kill the Jade War God, I will promise you anything."

"Okay, I'll help you kill the Jade War God. How about you be my maid and take care of my food and daily life?" Cheng Long is familiar with the plot and knows Jin Yanzi's thoughts very well. Naturally, there is no need to play some vain tactics. Just show it off.

"A word is settled."

"It's hard to chase a horse!"

Just when Cheng Long and Jin Yanzi reached an agreement, the owner of the restaurant led a group of heavenly soldiers and came back shivering from outside the store. He pointed at Cheng Long and said, "Master, it's him, it's him! It was him just now. He spoke nonsense in my store and dared to say that he could kill the Jade God of War.”

"Seeking death!"

The leading general had a fierce look in his eyes. He grabbed the handle of the knife with his right hand, pulled out the sword with a clang, and shouted: "Young men, kill him!"

"Yes, General."

Zhengzhengzheng...

A series of sounds of drawing swords sounded.

Jin Yanzi, who was holding Pipa in her arms, inevitably became nervous, but she still pretended to be calm, looked at Cheng Long calmly, and whispered: "Master, if you can't even deal with these celestial soldiers, then our deal will be over." There is no need to proceed.”

"Watch it."

Cheng Long put away the golden cudgel that was showing off on the market, then took out the bloodthirsty beads and threw them up.

In an instant, a terrifying spiritual thought came out, and in conjunction with the suction force generated by the blood-thirsty beads, the dozens of heavenly soldiers and generals who besieged them were instantly trapped in place, unable to move.

Then, a terrifying scene came into view, frightening Jin Yanzi, the owner of the restaurant, and some diners who were looking curiously, and their bodies trembled uncontrollably.

Even Lu Yan, who was regarded as a wine master, his eyes widened at this moment.

"Sucking away dozens of heavenly soldiers and generals in an instant, how could there be such a terrifying evil thing in the world?" Lu Yan, who was originally sitting on the Diaoyutai, preparing to drink and watch a show, could no longer remain calm, and his eyes were as wide as copper. Ling stared blankly at the incredible scene in front of her.

"Little Yanzi, do you still doubt it now?"

After a few breaths, Cheng Long put away the bloodthirsty beads that were a little thicker in blood, and the corners of his mouth curved, revealing a charming smile. (End of chapter)

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