Paris.
The upper reaches of the Seine River, an uninhabited riverside.
Cheng Long was wearing printed shorts and a white shirt, lying leisurely on a chair. From time to time he picked up the cup on the side and sucked the watermelon juice in it. He lived a comfortable life.
"Dragon, we're catching fish, come and help."
Diana's voice suddenly rang in his ears. Cheng Long immediately pulled up the net at his feet and looked sharply at the water. As long as the fish on the hook was pulled to the shore, he would fish it out as soon as possible. .
In the past month, the two have cooperated many times and are already familiar with each other.
Diana fished, Cheng Long fished, and each went back to his home in the evening.
Because Diana has always been wary of Cheng Long, living together still requires effort.
However, Cheng Long's sincere dedication for a month was not unrequited. Diana, who suspected that he used divine power or spiritual power to make people feel closer to him to achieve some purpose, had begun to waver in her heart.
Like now.
Diana, who spent a lot of time to pull the ten-pound trout to the shore, looked at the man with quick eyes and quick hands who picked up the fish with lightning speed, and a faint look of happiness filled her brows.
"Long, you broke the rules again! We agreed that we would not use extraordinary powers and just enjoy a normal day, but you keep cheating. Do you know this is cheating?"
"NoNoNo, I didn't cheat. There are many ordinary people like me who are quick-sighted and quick-handed. People who can't catch the fish even after copying it several times are deliberately making trouble. Fishing guys are very bad. They don't want others to go to the big fish industry. Fish.”
Cheng Long carefully brought the rainbow trout caught by Diana into the fish shelter. This was their dinner and they had to be kept well, otherwise they would have to eat vegetable salad again when they went back.
Diana was good at everything, but she ate too casually. When she was alone, she often had various salads for dinner.
This is not possible. If you don’t eat, how will you get the strength to be a superhero?
In order to keep Diana well fed and well fed, Cheng Long is planning to move into her villa, live with the heroine, and take care of her three meals a day.
"Is this why you don't fish but only copy fish?"
Diana joked with interest.
They have come to the upper reaches of the Seine River to fish several times. Every time, Cheng Long was unwilling to fish. Instead, he lay lazily on the beach chair and quietly watched himself fishing.
She thought it would be boring, but who knew that Long could be very enthusiastic about watching people fishing, and would even bring out fruits, pastries, and even barbecues to eat from time to time.
Cheng Long actually has his own reasons for not fishing.
Before the time travel, he had never caught a fish, and after time travel, he had never caught a fish. Unless he cheated and used magic to make the fish bite the hook, he would not be able to catch it no matter what bait he used.
He suspected that he was unable to catch fish because he was not wearing a helmet.
But it got too hot after wearing it, so I stopped fishing at all.
"Diana, it's not that I don't want to fish, it's just that I can't catch fish."
"I don't believe it until you try."
"Okay, then I will fish with you for a while today."
Cheng Long reluctantly picked up the fishing rod, sat in rows with Diana, and fished.
Three hours flew by.
Diana caught seven or eight fish intermittently, but Cheng Long didn't catch any of them. He obviously used the same bait, but the fish just didn't bite the hook.
Sure enough, as long as someone is fishing within a thousand miles, he will passively trigger the attributes of the fish that are incompatible with the fish. No matter what, he will not be able to catch fish, but others will be able to fill the pot.
"Long, there are so many fish in the river, and we are only fishing for one spot. Why can't you catch a single fish?" Diana looked at Cheng Long blankly. She felt that even a five-year-old child around her would be able to catch a fish. A few fish came up.
Let’s talk about poor technology!
The movements of the dragon hanging the bait and throwing the rod are very impressive.
But the fish just won’t take the bait, it’s so strange!
"I've already said that I was born to be a fisherman. I can only catch fish and fry fish. I can't catch fish no matter what." There are gains and losses, and Cheng Long has long accepted his fate.
At the expense of not catching fish, in exchange for the current opportunity, this transaction is not a loss.
"Then let's catch this, let's pack up and go back to cook fish. I want to eat braised fish tonight..."
"Today's fish is quite big. I'll give you an extra meal later. I'll make a fish head with chopped pepper for you to eat. I'll make sure you can't stop eating."
"Then I'll wait and see"
……
9 p.m.
On the banks of the Seine River, in a certain villa area.
"Well, the fish head with chopped pepper is delicious. Long, please leave more for me..." Diana looked at Cheng Long longingly as she plucked the rice in the bowl, hoping that the other party would be merciful and leave more delicious food for herself. .
"If you have quick hands, you may have slow hands. If you want to eat more, you have to be like me and eat as much as you want."
Cheng Long moved faster and faster, forcing Diana to use her super speed to continuously stretch out her chopsticks, pick up pieces of fish head meat, and put them into her mouth.
In fact, under normal circumstances, Diana would not eat so crazily even if she met her favorite food, but if someone rushed to eat it, the situation was different.
The delicacies snatched taste particularly delicious.
After a gust of wind and lingering clouds passed.
Cheng Long and Diana looked at the plates on the table with no soup left, and put down their chopsticks in unison.
Then, the two looked at each other and smiled.
"Long, hotels in Paris are very expensive. If you don't mind, come and live with me tonight!"
Suddenly hearing Diana's invitation to live together, Cheng Long, who was lying on his chair and lying dead, teleported out of the restaurant without saying a word.
After a few seconds.
The disappeared Cheng Long appeared in front of Diana with a handbag and said excitedly: "Diana, I have been waiting for your words for a month. I am very happy that you can accept me and let me be your live-in boyfriend. .”
Diana blushed and said arrogantly: "I just don't want your burden to be too heavy. You have to live in a five-star hotel every day and don't work. I'm afraid you will spend all your money."
"Haha, you know how to help your husband save money before you even get started. Diana, you are indeed my good wife. I will go upstairs to clean up, and you wash the dishes today."
Cheng Long dragged his suitcase and happily went to the master bedroom on the second floor.
Diana had already taken the initiative to invite her to live together. If she went to the guest room to clean up at this time, wouldn't she be betraying the beauty's infatuation?
Living together means living in the same room.
Tonight, he wants Diana to cry and call daddy!
……
Another month later.
Gotham.
Bat Manor.
"Wayne, great news!"
The butler Alfred quickly came to Bruce Wayne holding a tablet computer and said excitedly: "I found the location of the Joker. He is now in a bar in the Financial District. It seems that he is planning to rob the National Bank. At present, Several groups of criminals have come into contact with him.”
Wayne asked: "Where are the Dragon God and the Little Dragon Girl?" "The Dragon God and the Little Dragon Girl rescued the Joker half a month ago and have no contact with each other anymore. Saving him seems to be Harley's personal intention."
Ah Fu is a little confused. The Dragon God and the Clown are two unrelated people. Why do they go to so much trouble to rescue people from Arkham Asylum?
The only one who can explain it may be Harley.
After all, before Harley and Long Yi debuted as a team, she was a slightly famous psychiatrist. Now she is a madwoman who dares to shoot and kill while wearing a mask during the day.
Although the ones he killed were all criminals or rude street bullies, Batman still listed Xiao Longnu as a high-risk person, including Cheng Long's clone Long Yi, who also became Batman's target.
Half a month ago.
Batman once showed up to stop Long Yi and Harley from hunting down gang members who were trading reading materials. The result was shocking. Long Yi, who he and Alfred had always thought was a Kryptonian, was actually immune to the radiation of Kryptonite.
This also means that the kryptonite spear that can kill Doomsday and Superman has no effect on dragons.
That night, the unpleasant Batman Wayne had a mixed doubles of the couple stall. As soon as the dragon hit, he was like his young son, without any resistance.
Even Harley can beat him up.
Harley, who has been training with Long Shuang for two months, has already been reborn and has gained a physical fitness comparable to that of Captain America. Coupled with her own powerful fighting skills, Wayne can only make an appointment in advance to defeat Harley. It is only possible with sufficient preparation.
"Huh~~ Fortunately they and the Joker are not from the same group, otherwise Gotham would be completely in chaos!"
Wayne breathed a sigh of relief when he learned that Long Yi and Harley, who were both good and evil, did not hang out with the clown.
Although he objected to Long Yi and Harley's method of killing to stop the fight, no matter what, Dragon God and Little Dragon Girl's starting point was good. This was why they prepared a large amount of criminal information about the two of them, but still did not hand it over to the Gotham police. reason.
The clown is different.
The Joker is the most dangerous and terrifying criminal in Gotham City. Even many villains are afraid of him. He has a high IQ but crazy behavior. His criminal behavior is often unpredictable, and he is always accompanied by chaos, disorder and chilling wherever he goes. of wild laughter.
The Joker is particularly fond of showing the world the futility of life by causing pain and death.
If a highly intelligent criminal mixes with the superhuman Dragon God, there will be no one to check and balance Gotham, and the consequences will be disastrous.
……
East End.
Harley's house.
"Long, the Joker invited us to rob the Gotham Bank. He will give us 70% of the money after we finish the job. Do we really not want to go?" Harley looked at the encrypted message in the email and looked at Long Yi with some excitement.
No one has too much money.
Of course she was no exception, especially the man in front of her who always liked to rob the rich and give to the poor, and would send the money stolen from gang members, mercenaries, and unscrupulous businessmen to orphanages and nursing homes in Gotham and several nearby cities.
Therefore, even though the team of Dragon God and Little Dragon Girl robbed a lot of gang money, they still lived in the apartment building bought by Harley, a typical Western old and broken boy.
"No, the clown likes to be gangsters. If he doesn't want to take action against us, Gotham will have much less fun." The reason why Long agreed to Harley half a month ago to rescue the clown in the lunatic asylum was because Gotham needs characters like this to mobilize criminals' passion for lawlessness.
Otherwise, many criminals would not dare to come forward if they were attacked by him and Harley every day.
This is not good. There will be no fun at night when no one commits crimes. Is the quiet Gotham still the Gotham in my impression?
"Then after they succeed in the robbery, we can go and rob the clown?"
Harley suggested enthusiastically.
If she didn't go out to do things at night, she would have to stay up all night and not be able to rest until the early morning. Even if her physical fitness had improved to the level of Captain America, she still felt extremely overwhelmed.
Therefore, in order to avoid suffering at night, Harley always likes to take Long Yi out to have fun.
"Great idea!"
Long's eyes lit up, he stood up, grabbed a monkey mask, and walked to the balcony excitedly.
Harley picked up a cartoon cat mask from the coffee table and quickly followed the man's pace.
She has fallen in love with the days of fighting violence with violence and killing with violence. If she doesn't kill a few scum every night, she won't be able to sleep well.
"Let's go."
On the balcony, Long Yi put his arm around Harley's waist and with a tap of his toes, the two of them soared into the sky like cannonballs and flew into the sky above the city.
After two months of being a thieves who robbed the rich and gave to the poor, Long Yi was already familiar with the layout of the city of Gotham. He even knew the residences and warehouses of the good guys and villains.
There is no way, who made his consciousness extremely huge!
Cheng Long's true immortal consciousness can cover the whole world, and a ray of soul can easily cover an entire city, not to mention that the Kryptonian clone itself has super hearing and vision.
If necessary, Long Yi can even monitor the entire United States and retrieve all senior government officials from billions of messages...
"Has the alarm system been all set?" On the roof of the Gotham Bank building, two masked gangsters were nervously disabling the alarm system in the building.
"Soon." The busy professional wearing an Ultraman mask replied.
Another person stood behind him on the grounds of being vigilant.
Waited for a while.
The man on guard asked again: "Have all the alarms been lifted?"
The robber wearing an Ultraman mask lowered his head to pack his things and replied: "Yes, unless there are other hidden systems."
Bang!
Blood covered the entire transformer box, and the Ultraman robber fell to the ground.
The other robber quickly picked up the tool box and walked downstairs.
At the same time, the masked gangsters hiding near the bank rushed out of the darkness in twos and threes and quickly came to the bank gate. One of them placed a C4 explosive on the door and quickly called his partners to evacuate to a safe area.
"Boom~~"
After a few seconds, flames shot into the sky.
The robbers hiding on both sides of the gate immediately swarmed into the opened bank.
"Long Yi, it seems that we came at the right time, they are taking action..." On the building opposite the Gotham Bank, Harley looked at the six masked robbers who invaded the bank, and the three passing by. The bank followed passers-by who slipped in, their faces filled with morbid excitement.
Free Gotham, a paradise for crime.
"When they come out, we will rob them."
As soon as Long Yi finished speaking, he saw a masked man wearing a bat suit riding a motorcycle, driving out of the right corner and rushing into the bank at extremely fast speeds.
It’s exciting now!
The fateful enemies of Batman and the Joker meet again.
Wherever Batman appears, it means that the Joker's plan will have nowhere to be implemented. Long Yi could only look at Harley with regret and said helplessly: "My dear, it seems that our gangster plan has failed."
"What a disappointment!"
Harley drooped her head. Apparently she knew very well that it was impossible for the criminal gang convened by the Joker to open the vault and take out the colorful knife music in such a short period of time.
Their black-and-white plan had to be shelved.
However, there is no way out after mountains and rivers, and there is another village with dark flowers and bright flowers.
Not long after the two left the bank building, they saw a sneaky figure sneaking into a gold shop through a narrow window on the second floor in a commercial street near the financial district, revealing a body that surprised Harley. Softness. (End of chapter)