Chapter 278 My cat is too smart
Brother Nan loves to drink, simply loves to drink.
She did not clink glasses with Li Mu and her sister, but chatted about topics that had nothing to do with wine while eating barbecue.
I just raised my glass and took a sip from time to time during this process. It seemed that I was drinking slowly, but in fact, the glass of wine bottomed out very quickly.
She added another glass and continued drinking.
This reminded Li Mu of the way his grandfather used to drink alone at home, leisurely and contented, with nothing to do with others.
Drink as much or as little as you like.
You don't have to worry about getting drunk if you want to drink more, because you are all members of the family. If you want to drink less, no one will tell you, and you won't be laughed at. You can feel free to do so.
After meal.
Brother Nan opened the payment code on his mobile phone and forced it into Li Mu's hand, asking him to take it to check out. She was so full that she couldn't get up.
While Li Mu was leaving, Li Qinran touched the tail of the yogurt and said to Brother Nan:
"I have inside information. The task on the last day of your single youth friendship will ask you to give each other a souvenir. The price of the souvenir will be limited. It should not exceed one hundred yuan. You'd better start preparing in advance to avoid being rushed when you arrive. , seems insincere.”
Brother Nan blinked a few times, then turned his head and pointed his ear at Li Qinran: "What are you trying to avoid? I didn't hear clearly!"
Li Qinran looked at her silently and said nothing.
They look so alike!
Li Mu came back after paying the bill, sat there for a while, and then the three of them and the cat walked out of the store.
Brother Nan was drunk. She drank almost a pound of loose wine. She seemed to be walking as usual, her face was not red, and her expression was normal. But as soon as you asked her a question, she became dull.
And insisted on going to the Internet cafe all night.
"It's okay, I'm awake!" Brother Nan swayed, "If you don't want to come, just go back. I'll find an Internet cafe nearby."
Li Mu glanced at the Internet cafe sign not far away, then changed the direction to block Brother Nan's view: "There are no Internet cafes nearby."
"What should we do?" Brother Nan was stunned.
"Go home."
"I don't! I want to play games! I want to be super awesome!" Brother Nan's eyes widened with a serious expression.
Li Mu pulled her, but he didn't pull her.
Li Qinran was holding yogurt and watching from the side, and suddenly said: "How about you come to our house to play games? My parents went out to play with friends and won't go home tonight."
Brother Nan had lost the ability to think and nodded along with his sister's words: "Yes!"
So she raised her arms, hugged Li Mu's neck, and hung half of her weight on him: "Let's go, Brother Nan, I will go to your house to play games tonight! How about it?"
"Hey, are you talking?"
"Oh, you drank too much. Don't listen to Li Qinran's nonsense. I will take you home."
Li Mu was rarely so close to Brother Nan. He could smell the faint smell of alcohol on Brother Nan's breath and the body fragrance on her body. He even felt that as soon as he turned his head, he would be in close contact with Brother Nan's face, which made him feel a little bit. nervous.
Glancing out of the corner of his eye, Li Qinran was pointing his cell phone at them with a focused expression.
In the bustling city, nightlife has just begun.
Various shops on both sides of the road are brightly lit and bustling with people coming and going.
Li Mu helped Brother Nan walk to the roadside. The little cat followed his feet with broken steps, looking up at them from time to time.
Li Qinran walked in front of them, facing them and walking backwards.
"What are you doing?"
"Are you taking pictures?"
"If you don't look at the road, I'll kill you!"
"No more pictures! If you take any more pictures, you will be beaten."
Brother Nan stared at Li Qinran and threatened him.
Li Qinran remained silent. She observed Brother Nan and Li Mu. After thinking for a moment, she pointed at Li Mu's cuffs: "Brother Nan, look, there is a thread on Li Mu's cuffs."
Brother Nan looked down and saw that it was true.
Suddenly her eyes lit up and she smiled. She stretched out her hand to pull the thread and said to Li Mu, "Li Mu, your sleeves are torn!"
"Click!"
"Click!"
"Kaka."
Li Mu looked at his sister speechlessly, "Why don't you turn off the sound when taking photos? It sounds quite embarrassing."
"Sorry, that's it."
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Brother Nan drank too much, and Li Mu stood on the side of the road and called Didi, preparing to send her home first and then come back to ride.
Brother Nan stood beside him and swayed left and right, while Li Qinran stood on the other side of Brother Nan but turned a blind eye.
Li Mu quickly stretched out his hand to hold Brother Nan's shoulders: "Look at you, you can't even stand still!"
"I'm a fighter!" Brother Nan explained.
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"Boom~~"
Brother Nan uttered onomatopoeia and continued to fly left and right. Suddenly, she shook her shoulders vigorously to shake Li Mu's hand away, turned her head and glanced at Li Mu dissatisfied: "Don't interfere with my flight."
".The car is here, it's time to get on."
"I want to fly back by myself." Brother Nan said.
"Fighter engines have a limited service life and high maintenance costs. During non-war times, it is best to use transportation equipment during transportation."
"What?"
Before Brother Nan could react, Li Mu quickly took her arm and got into the car, pushed her to sit down next to him, and said to Li Qinran outside the car: "You are riding Brother Nan's car with yogurt. Go home and I’ll come back later to ride mine.”
After getting on the bus, Brother Nan suddenly forgot the fact that he was a plane and started chatting with the driver. We talked all the way, but sometimes the topic changed too quickly and her imagination was so amazing that no one would have been able to tell that she had just drank a pound of bulk liquor.
At the intersection at the provincial party committee compound, Li Mu thanked his master and forcibly pulled Brother Nan out of the car——
In such a short time, she and her master had already talked about how much money Didi earn in a month and the current international situation. She even planned to go back and forth again to chat for a while.
"We're at the door. Do you still remember where home is?" Li Mu escorted Brother Nan all the way to the door of the provincial party committee compound.
The armed police on duty were already familiar with him and did not interrogate him like they did when they first arrived.
"What did you say?"
Brother Nan frowned and looked at him, "I have never been drunk before. This is called being tipsy. You don't understand."
"Oh, then go back quickly and go to bed early when you get home."
"I know, I know, Brother Nan knows it."
Brother Nan burped and walked away. An armed policeman helped her unlock the door and followed her two or three meters behind, apparently to escort her home.
Li Mu felt relieved and turned around to leave the compound.
First, I rode a shared bicycle back to the barbecue restaurant and then rode my own bicycle home.
Li Qinran had already arrived home on Brother Nan's bicycle, and Li Mu locked the two cars together.
After washing up, Li Mu sat on the bed and told Yogurt a story.
"Wait a minute!"
Cat interrupted Li Mu, ran to the foot of the bed and picked up the cat doll, and then picked up the cat lantern beside him, then lay down and said, "Let's talk."
Li Mu smiled and gently touched the kitten, "There was one once upon a time."
After telling a short story, there was a knock on the door.
Li Qinran, wearing pajamas, walked in holding a laptop.
"What's wrong?" Li Mu asked.
"What are you doing?"
"Tell the yogurt a story."
"Oh."
Li Qinran sat down on the bed, turned on the computer, and got straight to the point.
"Look at this photo." Li Qinran turned the screen to Li Mu, "How do I take the photo? Does it look like Brother Nan is going to hold your hand?"
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"Where's this one?" Li Qinran pressed the → key on the keyboard.
"And this one, look, they are all hugged together."
".What do you want to say?"
"Want to buy photos?" Li Qinran took the yogurt over and put it in her arms, "A set of five photos, intensively edited, and two more."
As she spoke, she pressed the → button twice more, "I'll charge you two hundred."
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"Do you want it?"
"I am your brother, do I have to pay?"
"It's already discounted. Most people don't care about this price."
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In desperation, Li Mu took the phone and sent a red envelope to Li Qinran.
Your friend Qinran received your red envelope.
Qinran: Li Mu Jiang Ruonan20241004.rar
"The photo has been sent, you can just put it on your computer and unzip it. Good night." Li Qinran put away the computer with satisfaction, got up and left.
"Wait."
Li Mu looked at the kitten on the bed, a little puzzled, "Since when did Yogurt let you hold it casually?"
"Today." Li Qinran said, "Mr. Yoghurt gave me a piece of meat in the afternoon. After I finished eating, she let me hug her."
"Meat?"
"Well, don't tell me. The jerky you bought this time is much better. At least it has flavor and tastes delicious."
"You ate it directly?"
"It's cooked. How can you eat it if you don't eat it directly? It's not much."
"The shape of the meat"
"What shape?" Li Qinran thought for a moment, "It's just a small, square piece."
"That's it"
"What's wrong?"
"It's okay, go back to sleep."
"Oh." Li Qinran looked at Li Mu suspiciously, opened the door and left.
Li Mu looked helplessly at the kitten on the bed, "You"
"Me"
The cat lay on the bed and learned to say a sentence.
"Isn't it a flying squirrel when you came back? Why is it a small, square piece?"
"I asked the great sage to cut off the head and tail with a knife. You people have too many cutscenes and don't like to eat the whole rabbit!"
Li Mu fell silent.
My cat seems a little too smart.
(End of chapter)