Chapter 610 Haotian, what have you done! ! !
"Diyou, don't you want to explain it to me?"
When these words reached Zhang Ke's ears, his body suddenly stiffened. His movement down the steps was affected, and his upper body became immediately unbalanced.
But the foreseen danger and embarrassment never materialized.
After just a moment of daze, his feet that seemed to be stuck to the ground suddenly exerted force to pull his leaning body back to the right track. However, at this moment, Zhang Ke's heart was beating like a mortal, unsatisfactory and violent. The buzzing sound like a drum made everyone look up and cast curious glances.
However, Zhang Ke couldn't care about this, nor did he care about it. At this moment, he was more concerned about Haotian's title to him:
Diyu!
As we all know, children more or less have their own nicknames, or the abbreviation of "Bao" or "Baby". Although this sticky and disgusting name generally does not appear on the parents, those who use their real name The title will not appear in ordinary situations.
On a mortal level, it is either to introduce the younger generation to relatives, friends or strangers of the father's generation; and other than that, the only situation where the real name can be used is when the naughty child makes a big mistake. After that, Lao Deng angrily warned without hesitation!
No, he was just taking a nap, not to mention getting on the line, but he had been hit anyway, so he really couldn't be so serious, right?
This is not because Zhang Ke is arrogant and disrespectful just because he is favored. It is purely due to his past habits. All the mistakes he made before have been wiped out, even major events such as the Cholera Void that dragged the entire Kyushu into the quagmire. He was not punished for this, he was just taking a nap, no matter how he thought about it, he would not be judged like this.
Zhang Ke did not deny that he dragged Kyushu into the quagmire, causing Heaven and Earth to suffer a lot of casualties in this battle, even though the gains were fruitful, and a great battle completely interrupted the outside world's desire to spy on Kyushu and interfere with it.
But work is work, and mistakes are mistakes. He can still distinguish this.
But whether he is punished or guilty, this is a matter that should be taken for granted, just give the order directly. He is not a clever talker or a messy person. As for doing this?
Zhang Ke's intuition told him that Haotian's sudden attack was not directed at his mistakes in the Lingxiao Palace, but he couldn't help but realize how he had offended the person behind him.
Zhang Ke, who was not used to using his brain to do things, was not able to solve this puzzle after all.
Feeling the growing anger behind him, and the unspoken malice, he gave up thinking and began to behave habitually.
After taking a deep breath, Zhang Ke turned around and clasped his fists with his hands, and whispered: "I don't dare to call you that. I hope God will make it clear. What's wrong with me?"
"At least, if you want me to die, let me die clearly!"
Do you understand?
Do you still want to know better?
Haotian, who was already angry with his old father, was provoked by Zhang Ke's words. A blush gradually rose up on his calm face and spread all over his face at a speed visible to the naked eye. He was about to curse, but suddenly Seeing the group of courtiers below the stage with their heads raised, waiting to eavesdrop, Haotian swallowed the words that had spewed into his mouth.
As a price, Haotian's already rosy face now looked even redder and warmer.
He has completely become a little celebrity.
"Wrong? How could you, Emperor You, be wrong? How could you, Emperor You, be wrong?"
"Is it wrong to have a hot temper? Or is it wrong to insult your elders and disrespect the emperors in public in public? Isn't it just that in the Lingxiao Palace, I made the ministers wait for a nap, shouted "Lao Den" twice angrily, and then Just preparing to retaliate in public”
"It's because we doted on you too much. I thought you were young and made you frivolous. This led to your current lack of etiquette and disrespect for your elders."
"But you have a little heart. Among all of you here, who can't afford some respect from you? Is it possible that the emperors rushed into the void and only rescued a white-eyed wolf?"
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Zhang Ke looked at Haotian who was so angry that he walked down from the throne and pointed angrily at his forehead. Then he turned his head and looked at the bewildered emperors below.
Even with Zhang Ke's modest eyesight, he could clearly see the confusion and comfort in the emperors' eyes.
In their eyes, this matter is not worth making a fuss about.
Even if everything Haotian said was true, most of them were happy with it.
Lao Deng, this title sounds a bit frivolous and bold in the Kyushu concept, but in later generations, it was originally a name for the elderly in Liaodong. After the spread of the Internet, it gradually became popular among young people and became a way for young people to refer to their elders. A title used by friends to express closeness and respect between each other.
Of course, Lao Deng is not a compliment in the perfect sense. In addition to being close, it also has many malicious expressions. However, the emperors are not clowns who cannot distinguish between good and bad words. The title of Zhang Ke contains They know the meaning of it better than anyone else.
Compared with the courtiers in heaven, ordinary people, and even the respectful attitude of their descendants towards them a long time ago, the emperors prefer Zhang Ke's somewhat indulgent and natural way of getting along, and my old man (Lao Deng) It also sounded particularly pleasing to their ears.
In this way, except for a few one or two who were thoughtful and even felt something in Haotian's scolding.
Most of the other emperors frowned and looked at their own Emperor with slight dissatisfaction.
You can't stand it, don't hold us back, not to mention that even if you want to teach your children, it can't be said that it has to be in the Lingxiao Palace, in front of everyone. ;
In other words, he is bullying our Emperor You, who has a simple and honest personality and does not care about his own family. Do you dare to talk about this to your nephew? Believe it or not, I will give you a seal and leave in minutes?
Of course, with the temperament of True Lord Erlang, such a situation would not usually arise, and True Lord Erlang would not win the favor of the emperors like Di You. This kind of speculation is fundamentally untenable.
Just as a righteous party, seeing the old guys looking at him with disdain and restraint because of his scolding, the anger in Haotian's heart became more and more intense.
Okay, okay, all the good people have been fooled by you, but am I the only bad person in my relationship?
It’s not your cabbage that’s being raped. You must be in cahoots with this little yellow guy.
Besides, let's go ahead. Anyway, Haotian had already made psychological preparations as early as the Pantao meeting, but breaking the vows and hanging out together before the wedding was beyond Haotian's expectations.
Even after reading through the humanities of later generations, he has become normal to the bizarre ideas and styles of those young people, but the job of serving cabbage is not what Haotian expected at all?
What's more, the Queen Mother patted her chest and explained to him that first Yu wanted to seize his son-in-law, and then all the younger daughters fell in love with Emperor You. This was to avoid chaos, and at the same time it was also a way to compensate Yao Ji for her cold temperament and rough fate. , allowing the two children to get along day and night not only alleviates Diyou's rejection, but is also a way for them to satisfy Yao Ji who made the request.
I thought that with the Queen Mother monitoring them day and night, even if the two young men were successful, they would not make any mistakes.
I didn't expect, I didn't expect that your queen mother, with her thick eyebrows and big eyes, would fool his old father with two losers.
tmThe first time these two got together was in Haotian's harem, in the Queen Mother's Yaochi Shrine. Later, a side hall was specially decorated for the two of them to rest. Even if he didn't accidentally discover this, With the Queen Mother's help, the matter was kept hidden until the wedding of the two.
If just saying this thing is enough to change Haotian's mentality from a father to a father-in-law looking at yellow hair.
The loss of his regular clothes ignited Haotian's anger. However, even until now, Haotian was suppressing his anger and waiting for a private opportunity to make plans. After all, this was not a glorious thing.
But who would have thought that this unlucky thing in the Lingxiao Palace would create such a show effect for him.
Wearing His clothes, sleeping with His children, talking like a ghost, where will the fire stop?
Like a flash of inspiration, he thought of those weird videos and jokes from later generations. When Haotian came back to his senses, he didn't like Zhang Ke's opinion. But even though he had restrained himself a lot, he was blamed by a group of old friends for using the topic. All kinds of emotions were mixed for a while. They were mixed together to the point that Haotian's fists clenched several times, and for the first time he had thoughts of murder. As a fellow Yue, Shuiguan Emperor was keenly aware of something, sensing Haotian's obviously wrong mood. In the blink of an eye, he looked at Zhang Ke, who was kept in the dark about everything, and the ominous premonition in his heart became more and more intense.
Is it possible, no, it's impossible, Queen Mother Xi or Queen Mother, she is a long-established fairy, and she wouldn't have no face at all, and act like this.
But if this were not the case, it would not be able to explain Kunlun's previous bizarre measures of refining alchemy and benefiting the wilderness.
Is it possible?
Sensing the increasingly dense and weird atmosphere, looking up and down at the inexplicably arrogant emperor and god behind them, the immortals who were originally a bit interested in wanting to bury their heads in the ground.
Close the five senses and erase memories.
Everything that happened in the Lingxiao Palace today must not be spread out even a word from their mouths.
As for Zhang Ke, who was in the center of the storm, he ignored the eyes that were about to burst out with sparks, took a deep breath, bowed and said: "You are wrong to be arrogant and rude, I hope you emperors will not mind it! ”
Zhang Ke felt that the expression in words was not very solemn, so he turned around, his knees softened, and he knelt directly towards Haotian.
"Boom!"
A dull sound exploded on the jade steps of the imperial platform. The jade steps, which were made of precious jade and whose magic power was condensed and could bear the weight of a thousand mountains, were cracked by Zhang Ke.
Above, Haotian, who was originally red and warm, felt numb all over when he saw Zhang Ke's straightforward behavior. When the redness on his neck suddenly dissipated, his angry face suddenly became a little unspeakable.
In fact, it doesn’t have to be this way.
You are young, who hasn’t made a mistake yet?
It seemed that I had done something wrong, and I just wanted to vent, but I forgot that Shaoyou himself had a straight temper.
However, before Haotian could react and reached out to help him, he saw Zhang Ke, who had broken his jade steps, stood up, turned around, walked down the jade steps and bowed to the emperors, his knees weak.
Not to mention that because of Zhang Ke's hasty move, there was chaos, and the Lingxiao Palace was avoided by everyone.
Haotian, who was originally feeling guilty, felt a chill in his heart when he saw this scene, and an unknown omen was quickly rising.
As expected, Zhang Ke did not kneel down for the second time and was forcibly helped up by the emperors who flashed forward.
The Emperor of Huashan, with his eyes red and faintly glowing, forcibly held Zhang Ke in his arms, patted the back of his head and said loudly: "It's okay, I just like what you call you, what's wrong with Lao Deng, someone wants to I don’t have the qualifications yet. I don’t know the blessings when I am in the midst of blessings. Hum, don’t come to Lingxiao Palace if you have nothing to do in the future. It will save you the trouble.”
"God's words are a bit too harsh. Emperor You is very uncomfortable when he suddenly ascends to a high position at a young age. It is our duty to teach carefully. If there is any bad thing, it is because we, the teachers, are not strict in discipline. How can you blame a person? Children?”
Emperor Ziwei's words were cold and thunderous: "Besides, we have already concluded about the void matter. Emperor You is the Jiuzhou Humerus. He conquered the south and the north, and wiped out countless foreign barbarians. His contribution to the prosperity of heaven cannot be ignored. Finally, you That’s too much!”
"Do you allow the barbarian gods from the outside world to bully our young children and not allow us to avenge our children? If that's the case, then what do you want when you start a war with the void? Why should you declare to the four directions that you have plundered thousands of mountains and rivers and hundreds of heavens and earth?"
Compared with the eccentric Xiyue and the Ziwei who directly forced the palace, the late Taishan Lord was even more important, and he apologized: "Young young man is frivolous and it is our fault. A vulgar person cannot teach a humble gentleman. I hope God will punish me!”
After saying that, he first bowed to the superior Haotian, and then Taishan said to Emperor Shuiguan who didn't know what he was thinking: "The emperors of heaven are so vulgar and may harm the young talents. Please don't worry about it." If there is a gap, take Shaoyou back to the wilderness to teach you!”
Shuiguan:? ? ?
I was distracted for a while, what happened here?
But no matter what, it was always a good thing for him that Jiuzhou was the first to give up custody of the naughty child.
Especially, it's nothing to just run wild in the wild and vast land and stay in Kyushu to rub pg everywhere.
As for Lao Deng, neither Dayu nor the human kings have cared about it. After all, the barbaric human race is still in a state of fighting for survival against the heaven and earth, and is an enemy of all things. The excessive use of force has contributed to the development of culture. Slightly flawed.
Of course, this does not mean that the culture of the barbarian people is not brilliant enough. It is no exaggeration to say that most of the humanities in Kyushu evolved from the barbarians.
However, the barbaric human race doesn't care much about the etiquette between father, son, monarch and minister. You can indulge as much as you like, provided that you are not ashamed of the human race. And the current barbaric wilderness needs such a capable stir-up stick to sort things out. Their ancestors and grandchildren Father and son can continue to rip off the ancient gods.
However, when Dayu, who had replaced Shui Guan, stepped forward with a happy face and prepared to pack it away, he found that the emperors who came forward one after another to admonish Haotian did not leave any space for him to lead people.
They were crowded together, everyone was talking happily, but their footsteps were constantly moving, blocking their way forward.
It was only then that Dayu finally realized that he had thought too much.
Taishan's words are most likely sincere. After all, what Taishan left in Kyushu is only a clone of himself. His status is equally noble in the wilderness, along with Xiyue and others, but this is the heaven of Kyushu after all. After all, the remnants of the wilderness are not as numerous as the native emperors of Kyushu.
With so many enemies and few, even if Dayu came in person, he would not be able to drag the people out immediately.
And some things are time-sensitive. Taishan may regret it at any time, and Haotian will not condone him taking people away. If he fails to seize the opportunity, then there will be no need to do anything that follows.
While Shui Guan was regretting that he had just been distracted and failed to respond immediately, the emperors' admonitions against Haotian continued.
After all, not everyone is as noble as Ziwei, or has the profound heritage of the East and West Mountains to support their bold words. Even if most emperors think that Haotian is a bit excessive, they only give tactful advice, like taking The third prince's nonsense and Erlang Zhenjun's disobedience of instructions and examples have become popular trends.
Since you, God, can tolerate the bratty third prince and treat the Erlang Zhenjun kindly, then why is Shaoyou so wrong?
One by one, every word forced Haotian into the corner.
How this sudden chaos was resolved, the immortals and gods in the temple had no way of knowing. When they came to their senses, they only saw the emperors returning to their respective places and the majestic and solemn God Haotian sitting on top. .
The discussion continued, but only a few beings quietly discovered that their previous memories were being erased at a slow but steady speed.
No one said anything, and no one resisted.
After all, to put it bluntly, this is not a good thing. Even if Haotian and the emperors don't do anything, no one will dare to spread rumors outside after the next court
When the atmosphere returns to normal, everything can continue.
As the instigator of the Void War, there is no need to hide Zhang Ke's guilt for dragging Kyushu into the quagmire. Therefore, his name has not changed in this award, and his ranking among the new five emperors has even been moved lower. One person will be fined a thousand years as punishment at the same time!
After several crimes, there is a reward. He can choose one-third of the outer civilization harvested from this void battle. He can use it at his own discretion in various universes and plane levels. He can mobilize the immortals to coordinate and integrate the heaven and earth into the Shang, Zhou, and Zhou dynasties. In future generations, you can also travel around Kyushu according to the past process, and then use it after the mortal dynasties and the earthly Yin gods have purified the world.
It is worth mentioning that there is no handling fee for this replacement. Thanks to the influx of a large number of new worlds, in the next period of time, the earth, the gods, and even the heavenly officials of the eight divisions of heaven will enter a period of transformation. A period of explosive growth.
But in fact, although there are many people, the position of immortal god at a certain level is still a carrot and a pit. If you want to be promoted early, you will naturally have to do some hard work.
In this way, while the wishes of the immortals and gods who have been standing still for a long time are fulfilled, the heaven also saves a lot of expenses and can create more positions to accommodate those meritorious ministers. As for Zhang Ke, he can also get more, even if these The shares will turn into potential and it will take time to redeem.
(End of chapter)