Chapter 755: Carnival all over the world: wedding (finale!)


Chapter 755: Carnival all over the world: wedding (finale!)

"This is not the Lingxiao Palace. What are you doing with your arms stretched out? Sit down and eat and chat!"

There were so many thoughts in her mind, but on the surface the Queen Mother spoke with a smile.

But in reality, as early as the moment Zhang Ke entered the house to play with treasures and the Queen Mother responded, the fairies who had been informed in advance had already begun to work around him.

According to the normal process, let alone Yaochi, even when he went to Lingxiao Palace before, Zhang Ke had to take off his armor and burn incense and take a bath. Not to mention how grand it was, but at least he didn't have to be covered in blood. The energy collided with something.

But that is also a normal process. It has long been a tacit understanding for Zhang Ke to handle special situations. Even if he does not change his armor, it is okay if he still has a strong blood energy. After all, except for those who are not present, How could anyone who has ever seen the world, except the Yaochi Fairy, have been ruthless characters who were powerful all over the world.

The whole table is filled with specially arranged tables and chairs, cold dishes, hot dishes, and various snacks. Even the nine-thousand-year-old flat peaches that can only be seen at the flat peach festival have become a feast for the eyes on this table. A small fruit for mouthwash.

Anyway, this table of meals is extremely rare even in the Peach Fair. At least most of the dishes are not allowed to be enjoyed by non-emperors, and even the emperors cannot replenish them without restraint.

It’s not that the Queen Mother is stingy, it’s that Heaven doesn’t have any extra ingredients for these dishes!

Take the most well-known dragon liver and phoenix marrow on the table as an example.

Although there are many kinds of dragons in Kyushu, and evil dragons emerge in endlessly, the only ones who really rebel and cause trouble are some half-dragons such as dragons and reptiles. Among the five-clawed dragons and four-clawed dragons, there are not many who are restless and unruly. Not to mention that this group of dragons are usually good at charity and rely on their rich family wealth to make friends with gods. There are few serious gods in heaven who have not received favors from the old dragon kings.

It is also true that the mouths of cannibals are short and the hands of others are soft. When it is not necessary, the immortals and gods are still willing to retain a little tolerance towards these evil dragons. At least they will give the seal a chance to repent and start again.

Of course, the result of being soft-hearted is that the god in question will have to bear most of the consequences of the evil dragon this time. And if the evil dragon does not repent and causes trouble again, He will not only have to kill it completely, but also bear the sin of condoning it afterwards. !

The consequences were serious, but the Dragon Kings were also generous.

And because of this, there are already very few troublemaking dragons. After being rescued, there are only a handful of dragons who can go to the dragon cutting platform. It is special to have a sinful dragon during the two Peach Fairs. It’s not easy, but you can usually come across one or two every three sessions.

The specifications are not reduced and the raw materials are limited, so we can only work out some details in terms of quantity.

After all, we can't let the Queen Mother of God and the emperors eat those evil hybrid dragons who commit crimes in the world, swallow all human beings with their mouths, and indulge in evil silver, right?

Let’s not talk about the big difference in taste. Just the lingering smell of human blood in the dragon meat makes me wonder whether it is eating vegetables or indirect cannibalism.

Pure dragons don't have this trouble.

The Dragon Clan controls the water system of the world (on the surface). With the power in hand, it is natural that the dragon species with purer bloodline will be arranged to have better water veins, and the richer the rivers, the richer the products, all kinds of natural materials and earthly treasures. Not inferior to land It is said that at the bottom of the Taotao River, there are no life-threatening herb collectors, and there are few Taoist priests who cross the border. Even compared to the spirits on land who have their own homes, all the aquatic tribes in a water vein are loyal to them. It's He Bo and Dragon God.

Unless the latter is unable to control the water veins, which will breed the covetousness of ambitious people, otherwise, the water monsters are far more united than those on land!

The spiritual objects in the entire water vein are controlled by He Bo and the Dragon God. No matter from the taste or the level of practice, no living person can compare with these spiritual objects or the effects brought by the combing of the water veins. The effect is good.

In this way, there is no profit to be gained, and cannibalism is especially easy to be targeted by Taoist sects in heaven, hell, and even the human world. If the matter is smaller, it may be limited to the visit of the Sanshan Taoist sect. If it gets too big, the Taoist priests may be beaten. Everything is broken, then the gods of the Lei Department will be the ones who come to chat with you next time!

Of course, it’s best to pray to the gods of Leibu, because if Leibu can’t take care of it, the best candidates will be:

The Great God of Santan Haihui, the Marshal of Zhongtan; the True Lord of Qingyuan Miaodao, the Great Emperor of Sichuan and Sichuan, the powerful and manifested Heavenly Lord; the Three-Five Train King, the Great Spiritual Manifestation Heavenly Lord of Dutian.

Little Loach, come and choose one!

So instead of working hard and being thankless, it’s better to do your job obediently!

But even so, you will inevitably end up being sent to the dinner table after making a big mistake!

Of course, although dragon seeds are edible, heaven is not a private factory. There are always constraints from heaven. If you didn't really make a big mistake, you wouldn't end up like this.

Just like the most widely known Dragon King of Jinghe River, the so-called change of the number of rains is essentially a private change of God's decree. Even if it falls into the ordinary world, the emperors of the world cannot tolerate it, let alone the heaven where the rules of heaven are more stringent?

And dragon dish is just one of them. In addition, all kinds of dishes that Zhang Ke can’t name are also quite tempting!

But the dishes that were strictly limited at the Peach Fair have now become unlimited side dishes. But when you think about special events and no taboos, these are nothing!

This sudden kindness made Zhang Ke look at the Queen Mother in disbelief, and then his eyes rested on Emperor Wa.

It's not that he's suspicious, he's really used to being straightforward. For example, in the past, whenever any teacher came to him for something, he would not get on the bus first and then pay for the ticket. He would get benefits after doing the work, or he would simply make a living by getting benefits. Where have I seen him? Such a Hongmen Banquet scene?

Seeing his vigilant look, Nuwa smiled and shook her head: "I have nothing to do with letting you come today. I just want you to be old and have built a big family business. Not to mention that you will be taken over soon." Forbidden the right to expand territory

Since you stay at home, why not do all the things that need to be done?

Those fairies and the king's daughter are by your side. At first, he was concerned that you were still young and had a bright future. Dayu was worried that the young man's temperament was undecided, and he could not control himself for a while and immersed himself in the gentle land, ruining the future. . But now that the dust has settled, you have entrusted the land of Shang and Zhou to their jurisdiction. Due to both emotions and reasons, you should settle down with them as soon as possible! ”

Zhang Ke opened his mouth, wanting to say a thousand words in his heart, but thinking about it, he couldn't be so arrogant in front of several empresses.

This is the result of such a big scene?

It's not that he doesn't take it seriously, but as the concept becomes more and more integrated with Kyushu and the wilderness, Zhang Ke becomes more and more inclined to the ancient concepts in the way he handles some things.

Marriage is a major matter, parents' orders, matchmaker's words.

Although my marriage involves too many things, it is no longer something that my parents, who were traveling around the world with their guards in the Shang and Zhou dynasties, could settle down, but I have Nuwa, Huangdi, teachers, and the woman on my side. There are Queen Mother Haotian, Dayu and the Tushan clan.

With so many elders planning a wedding, it is his turn to worry about it?

After all, Zhang Ke was not prepared to betray, and if the affairs of the other three princesses were not really difficult to deal with, he would have been hanging on Yao Ji and Xian for the rest of his life.

Let’s not mention the latter’s young age.

Since taking Yao Ji to stay overnight in Yaochi, Zhang Ke has been looking for an opportunity to completely resolve the matter.

After all, it's different from later generations, where it's normal for things to happen between boyfriends and girlfriends, or even other unrelated relationships? But in Kyushu, according to tradition, only brothels can do this unless they are couples!

Zhang Ke, who is not a scumbag and has no intention of becoming one, has been planning everything in private and working hard to save the betrothal gift. The heaven and the wild foreign lands that are now filled with them can bear witness to his efforts.

As for the time, he had already agreed on a thousand-year period at the Yaochi Conference, and he was making preparations at this time, at least that was the case a long time ago.

Later, with the love of destiny, the growth of his own status and the continuous battles, although Zhang Ke did not completely put the matter behind him, he could not spare any time to prepare carefully. In addition, a thousand years have passed. It has been dragging on for nearly two hundred years, with only a little over eight hundred years left, but who would have thought that it would drag on until now.

Now that he heard Emperor Wa mention the matter again, he naturally had no reason to evade it.

After all, Zhang Ke is not a saint to begin with. His original intention of coveting beauty before being selected by the game has not changed to this day. What's more, he will be banned from activities for a long time in the future, not only because of his relationship with the foreign gods. agreement, as well as the repeated persuasion from Haotian and several emperors on the way back from the parliament.

And since it is difficult to go out, and he is not busy with official duties like a mortal emperor, and the courses that he was supposed to take are now in a state of semi-abortion due to his exaggerated gains, and there is nothing serious to do, He really couldn't think of anywhere else to go other than eating, drinking, and falling in love.

Suppressing the excitement in his heart, he said happily: "This is a good thing, but I am not familiar with it, and my parents are not familiar with ancient rituals. I have to trouble the elders to figure out how to handle it!"

The Queen Mother was delighted with Zhang Ke's decisiveness in agreeing, and the smile on her face became a little more kind:

"That's okay, as long as you nod and agree to the many trivial matters that will follow, someone will take care of them without you having to worry about them!"

Marriage in later generations is indeed something that young couples who are about to enter the palace need to work hard and carefully choose life events for a long time. Even during this period, there are not many dirty births. But once they move forward, let alone the family of a prince and a powerful person. , as long as there are few assets in the family, the marriage has little to do with the real protagonists, the boy and girl.

At least it doesn't matter much before entering the bridal chamber.

From the three books and six etiquettes to the four hires of hardware, the elders in the family are responsible for taking care of it! The Prince's House will only become more complicated.

And Zhang Ke respected him as the king of men. The woman was either the daughter of the emperor of heaven or the daughter of the king of men. The specifications and aspects involved were incomparable to ordinary people, so there was no need for him to worry about it!

After receiving the answer from the Queen Mother, he saw that the three elders had no other matters and only smiled and advised him to eat more. Seeing this, Zhang Ke, who understood that he had survived this time, did not show any pretense. He ate and drank in a hurry and managed to hang out. After eating three minutes full, he left in a hurry. Since it is a big happy event, I can't just be happy about it. The other victims must also know about it early.

But it was such a joy that Zhang Ke didn't expect, or maybe he forgot that before a classical wedding, men and women were not allowed to see each other.

As soon as Zhang Ke returned to Shang Zhou Tiandi, the team that came to pick up the princesses and Xian broke through the clouds and arrived at the Wushan Palace. Looking at the leader of the Five Mountains Emperor and the unscrupulous laughing Huashan, the original joyful mood suddenly dropped. rock bottom.

And as the pick-up team left, another group of heavenly court officials were ordered to stay in Shang and Zhou heaven and earth to teach him wedding etiquette, which made Zhang Ke's already unhappy mood even worse!

Fortunately, although a wedding is large-scale and the process is cumbersome, at least it does not have to choose a good and auspicious day like a regular wedding.

To be more precise, the so-called good times and auspicious days are nothing more than allusions and changes in solar terms, but the authority of both is in the hands of heaven. For such an important day as Diyou's wedding, not to mention that the choice is to have a great wedding within the fastest possible time. On that day, even during the Qingming Festival and Zhongyuan, all the gods in the sky can force it to have auspicious celestial phenomena!

And as the news of Diyou's wedding spread, the entire heaven could not help but fall into a frenzy of joy!

This is no exaggeration.

As a major event in life, marriage in Kyushu means not only that couples stay together until old age, but also a symbol that boys and girls have completely grown up!

What's more, Diyou is different from other young people.

His abilities and talents are unprecedented and unprecedented, but his ability to cause trouble is also unprecedented. He can organize the entire heaven for 100,000 years in one battle. This can... We cannot say anything that is not united.

Anyway, when Di You gets married, the happiest person is not the two parties themselves but the gods and gods in heaven and earth!

Even if they didn't say it out of fear of being resented, they would have thought that Di You would be a foolish king who indulged in women more than doing practical things.

No king can receive such heartfelt blessings!

But this is the most sincere wish of the gods and goddesses all over the sky. In order for the wedding to go smoothly or even be completed in advance, they are willing to create more incarnations to indulge in official duties while they themselves act as errand runners for this civilized level. The wedding is so busy!

In this way, in the next period of time, the human race and all the spirits in the world of Shang and Zhou witnessed what it means to be a crowded city, and what it means to throw a brick in any direction and hit an immortal god!

The Xitian Gate, which has lost its function due to the isolation and closure of Lingshan Mountain, is directly open to the sky of Wushan Mountain.

The colorful rainbow bridge splashes down like a waterfall straight into the depths of the palace.

The immortals and gods that ordinary people can only see in temples and statues are constantly flowing to and from the heaven and the royal city. All kinds of rare and rare things fill Diyou's palace at a speed visible to the naked eye. The vast and grand palace is even more... It becomes very popular in a few days!

This means that the underworld gods are really not suitable to appear on this festive occasion, otherwise everything will be paved faster! ! !

Many days later, the once solemn Wushan Royal City had already been decorated with lights and colorful decorations, and every pedestrian on the street was proudly enjoying this grand celebration!

Colorful auspicious clouds hang down from the Tianmen, and together with the peaceful sunshine, they spread all over the world.

In the festive royal city, there are immortals and gods who come as guests everywhere. The tables and chairs for banquets extend from both sides of the square under Zhang Ke to the square outside the palace gate. A rough count of them is at least tens of thousands. number of tables, and the number of guests expected to come here is more than 100,000.

And this is because of the relationship between status and relatives, which means that some gods and wild beings cannot be ranked. In addition, the operation of Kyushu always needs people to maintain it, so that those who do not come can only stay in the various mansions of the heaven. The Yazhong enjoyed the same dishes, but could not see this prosperous and grand scene!

It is worth mentioning that most of the dishes on this table were Zhang Ke’s only contribution to this wedding.

Thanks to the large number of edible individuals among the demons and evil gods he had previously killed and stored in the Wilderness and Kyushu during his ascension, Heavenly Court and the Wilderness would not empty out their inventories to fill the bottomless abyss, and the spirits and monsters of the two worlds Because of this, he narrowly escaped with his life!

Mountain ghosts and fairies came and went to guide the guests to their seats and arrange various dishes.

The immortals and gods from heaven are enjoying this long-lost leisurely day, eating, drinking, bragging and chatting!

As the real protagonist, Zhang Ke only now dealt with the headache of the wedding with the help of Wen Quxing. At the same time, he also released a sea to kill some war gods with itchy hands.

In this way, they were able to receive the sedan with the bride in it from the Yaochi, carry the bride out one by one, and lead the procession of people playing and playing music down from the West Gate to the main hall of the palace before the Dragon and Phoenix Royal Expulsion.

And when Zhang Ke appeared, many figures suddenly appeared on the mostly empty seats in front of the hall.

The emperor, the queen, the earth, the three emperors and the five emperors, the emperors of the five mountains, the five directions, the three officials, the three qings. There are nearly a hundred people in total!

In the center of the crowd of kings and emperors who were filled with divine light, either kind or joyful, an ordinary middle-aged mortal couple sat in the main seat with a little uneasiness. Their weathered eyes looked at the five people below. General Yu Chu picked up the brides one by one and walked towards them with the red rope, tears falling from his eyes.

I once thought that at the beginning, the two small vendors who opened a shop on the street only wanted to make a little money and be healthy, find a wife for their son who was about to graduate from college, build a house, buy a car, take care of their children and grandchildren, and then die in peace.

But who would have thought that fate would have it that his son, who had been mediocre and unremarkable since childhood, would step on the wind and clouds and transform into a dragon.

Being prominent was a slight for him, and the two of them, the two burdens, not only relied on their son to obtain the qualification of immortality, but also indirectly became "the emperor and the empress dowager".

That's all. Who would have thought that he would still be sitting with God now, or even sitting in the main seat, listening to the praises of God and the ancestors, and watching his son lead several charming brides under hijabs to walk towards him step by step.

This is no longer something that can be described simply as smoke coming from an ancestral grave.

And even though more than a hundred years have passed since the day of changing families, the two elders are still in a dream when they see this scene!

Really?

Dream?

It's hard to tell, but there's no need to tell.

In a cloud-like dream, with complicated rituals and promises, several newlyweds climbed up the high steps in front of the temple, and slowly knelt down in the high-pitched voice of Taibai Venus:

"Worship the heaven and the earth!"

"Two thanks to Gaotang!"

"Husband and wife worship each other!"

"It's done."

The joy of marrying a bride did not last long. After Li Cheng sent Yao Ji and the others back to the harem, Zhang Ke was hurriedly taken away by Xia Qi for a toast.

However, his brother-in-law, who should have been on his side, went against the norm and got together with those guys who were having trouble with the marriage and became a member of the drinking group. Facing the familiar faces, he congratulated and raised the With the cup in the wine jar, Zhang Ke's helplessness almost turned into reality.

But what can he do?

The immortals and gods on the left and right are not worried about alcohol allergies, nor are they worried about the harm of excessive alcohol. It is just that even if they don't want to get drunk, under the painful eyes of their colleagues on today's big day, they can't contain their joy and laziness. , they must also get drunk!

In this way, the immortals, who were dissatisfied with the quality of the wine, added an excessive amount of reversed yin and yang to the already intoxicating wine.

Zhang Ke, who witnessed all this with his own eyes, wriggled his lips for a long time and finally raised his thumb silently!

So the cups and lights intertwined, and the figures swayed.

Tables were replaced, people were greeted with respect, and Zhang Ke, who was supposed to be immune to these things, felt the loss of control of his body and the lethargy of his brain for the first time in a long time. After the heaven and earth shook for a while, the clear sky The sky was replaced by a bright red bed curtain, and his slightly weak wrist was held by two white and tender hands and lifted over the hijab. Then looking at the extremely familiar faces and the gradually loosening restraints on his body, Zhang Ke was completely drunk. .

Like clouds, like a dream.

The dream that I have been waiting for for many years finally came true on this day. The luxurious wedding room bed even gave people a weird feeling of crowding.

(End of chapter)

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