Chapter 23 The young master hasn’t smiled like this for a long time
[First glance: girl
Second glance: the rest of my life
Third glance: I wish to be with you for the rest of my life.
The fourth eye: People will eventually be trapped in their lives because of things they can’t get when they are young.
Fifth Eye: Sister, my monthly salary is 1503 yuan, and I am willing to give you 1314 yuan. The remaining 188 yuan is my height, and the remaining 8 yuan is my abdominal muscles. Don’t ask why I am missing 7 yuan, because I care about you. Love was sentenced to no more than 7 years in prison [Compare Heart][Compare Heart][Compare Heart]]
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Wen Si was idle, just like reviewing memorials, he replied one by one:
[Good boy, if you like a girl, you can’t just look at her appearance, you have to look at your own appearance as well. 】
[Gold, wood, water, fire, you. 】
【Chai Mi Ni Salt Sauce Vinegar Tea. 】
[I’ve been raising myself since I was little, are you sure? 】
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Everything has two sides. While she was praised by some people, she also received malice from others.
[This looks just average. I don’t know what you are bragging about. 】
[I also think it’s just average. She dresses like a slut. I don’t know how many men she’s slept with. But the innocent girl is the best looking! 】
[Do you provide door-to-door service? How much does it cost per night? 】
[What are the benefits of kneeling down and licking her like this? She won't give you any of her money. 】
[She's just an old maid that no one wants, what's the big deal about her in a love story? If everyone becomes unmarried and childless like you, what will happen if the human race becomes extinct? 】
[I am from a single-parent family. My mother has worked hard to raise me so well. Her biggest dream is to see me marry a wife as soon as possible. Just forget it if you don’t want to get married. Don’t run out and lead others into trouble, okay? It’s hard to find a partner these days [smile][smile][smile]]
[I looked through her old photos and found them quite vulgar. 】
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As for these people, Wen Si also made no secret of his aggression:
[I’m playing the suona to accompany you at your funeral [smile][smile][smile]]
[Life is boring, toad comments on human beings [smile][smile][smile]]
[Come to collect corpses, 20,000 per time [smile][smile][smile]]
[Waiting at the intersection, I will burn one billion for you tonight [smile][smile][smile]]
[What to do, what to do, mix your mother’s ashes with rice [smile][smile][smile]]
[Every grievance has its owner, every debt has its owner, and whoever has it is the one who makes up for it [smile][smile][smile]]
[Thank you for the compliment, my soil is just for burying you [smile][smile][smile]]
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By the time everyone got up one after another and prepared to start a new day of work or study, Wen Si was already going crazy in the comment area.
And because it is so offensive and censorious, it quickly became a hot search topic among troll netizens.
The hot search term is still the classic line from "Ye Shao is paranoid and domineering, the wife wants to escape every night": Congratulations, you have awakened a beast.
Netizens who got up early and witnessed this drama were crazy with joy.
[I never reflect on myself and only go crazy and scold others. The rich lady is really a role model for our generation! [Applause][Applause][Applause]]
【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I am a civilized monkey watcher throughout the whole process. I just want to say: Why do you think you messed with her! 】
[Silently turn down the volume and listen to the voice of the smelly man breaking the defense [Nip][Nip][Nip]]
[Fortunately, I was not born in the Three Kingdoms era, otherwise what would Zhuge Liang have done when he was quarreling with Confucian scholars! [Cover face][Cover face][Cover face]] [If my sister accidentally drops something on the ground while eating, she will definitely pick it up immediately and stuff it into her mouth, right? Because my sister’s mouth is dirtier [Like][Like][Like]]
Someone even turned her eyes into two dangerously flashing red lights, and wrote below: Congratulations, you have awakened a beast.
Then it successfully became the favorite emoticon of netizens in the comment area.
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In the boys' dormitory, Jiang Zhihuai was still dreaming, but the cell phone thrown at his feet kept buzzing and vibrating.
The WeChat messages in the notification bar flashed one after another, all from the same group chat: a loving family.
As a surfing expert whose family’s Internet speed is second only to Jiang Zhihuai’s, Jiang Zhijin shared a series of Wen Si × Jiang Zhihuai’s CP-oriented edited videos to the family group overnight.
The titles of the videos are more ambiguous than the last:
[He keeps saying that he is single, how come he is eliminated after just looking at each other for a second? 】
[Can I understand that you care about me? 】
[Mr. Sponsor, the way you look at her is not innocent. 】
【Sexual tension overflowing the screen! The rich man’s brother × the rich woman’s sister’s lustful editing! 】
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As a result, because his family members were more and more regular in their schedules, it was not until seven o'clock in the morning that he finally received a reply.
Shen Qingtang didn't even care to read what he posted, and just criticized him: [Jiang Zhijin! You stayed up late again! If you don't want your broken body, donate it to the medical school for specimens as soon as possible. Don't moan in front of me whenever you have a headache. You have no self-discipline when I ask you to take care of your body! I look angry! 】
Jiang Yanan and Jiang Zhixing were making peace with each other below.
Jiang Yanan: [Honey, don’t be angry! I'll take him to fill out the body donation form tomorrow! 】
Jiang Zhixing: [Mom, don’t be angry! I will go and ask the day after tomorrow if any medical school is interested in studying people who stay up late to die, and I will make a reservation for him overnight! 】
Jiang Zhijin, who was caught secretly staying up late: "..."
hateful! He just thought about sharing the big melon he had eaten with them as soon as possible, and forgot about this!
Jiang Zhijin: [Mom, don’t get excited yet! You first watch the video I shared with you above! Jiang Zhihuai is capable! How dare you hook up with a girl in a love show behind our backs! ! ! 】
As expected, the three people's attention was diverted from catching him staying up late, and they all clicked on the video to enjoy themselves.
Ten minutes later.
Jiang Zhixing was the first to return from eating the melon and made a sharp comment: "He looks like a male peacock courting..."
Jiang Yan'an: [Good boy, no wonder you don't want to take care of a good company and insist on joining the entertainment industry. It turns out that this is such a crooked idea! 】
Shen Qingtang: [In the words of Mr. Ba, the young master has not smiled like this for a long time! 】
Jiang Zhijin: [More than that! I have never seen him so coquettish! 】
Jiang Zhixing: [The key is being rejected! 】
Jiang Zhijin: [And I was rejected more than once! 】
Jiang Zhixing: [Hahahahahaha! He actually has today! 】
Jiang Zhijin: [Come out and be embarrassed! @江智淮]
While they were busy gloating about their misfortune, Jiang Yanan and Shen Qingtang, who were lying together looking at their mobile phones, turned their heads at the same time and looked at each other.
Years of loving each other have made them know each other well.
There is no need to say many things. With just one look, they can understand what the other person is thinking.
Jiang Yanan logged out of WeChat and called his special assistant.
(End of chapter)