Chapter 40 Really? I don't believe it!
“Is beating someone by a pregnant woman considered a gang assault?”
"The Bluetooth headset is broken. Should I go to the hospital for ear surgery or dentistry?"
"Winter melon obviously grows in summer, why do we call it winter melon?"
“If a pig’s kidneys are deficient, can its kidneys still be replenished?”
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He was so sleepy that he almost became an immortal, but it was Song Zhiyu who was unable to fall asleep because of his words: "..."
He lifted up the quilt and sat up from the bed suddenly: "No, you fucking..."
The three words "Are you sick" were already on his lips, but because of Jiang Zhihuai's status as a sponsor, he forcefully swallowed it back and replaced it with a gentler sentence: "Is something okay?"
"Actually, it's not a big deal." Jiang Zhihuai said, "Just seeing you sleeping so soundly, I suddenly couldn't sleep."
"How about we chat for a while?"
What are you talking about in the middle of the night? What do these two grown men have to talk about? Not gay!
The villain in Song Zhiyu's heart collapsed and roared, but he said with dignity: "Okay! What are we talking about?"
At worst, he would just start the conversation and let Jiang Zhihuai say it himself. He listened, and he accidentally fell asleep while listening. Is this reasonable?
Song Zhiyu was just making up his mind when he heard Jiang Zhihuai ask: "Is there anything you are more afraid of?"
"Yes!" Song Zhiyu was excited for a second, "If you talk to me about this, then I won't be sleepy anymore!"
"Growing up, I have been afraid of many things. When I was a child, I went back to my hometown in the countryside with my parents. My grandfather raised a big rooster. That guy! He was so arrogant. He would chase and bite people when he saw them. As a result, I still have this fear. I have a psychological shadow on chickens. I am afraid when I see a live chicken, for fear that it will chase me and bite me!”
"Also, there is a family in my grandfather's village who has a big, ferocious black dog..."
Caterpillars falling from the trees, toads covered in pimples in the fields, snakes dug up after demolishing the house...
Song Zhiyu spoke so vividly that he even forgot to fall asleep.
It wasn't until Jiang Zhihuai almost fell asleep from him talking about it that he finally heard the key point: "But those things are rare in the city now and don't pose any threat to me, so it doesn't matter whether I'm afraid or not."
"But there is one thing that can pose a threat to me at any time in this life, so I am very scared even now."
Jiang Zhihuai's ears immediately stood up: "What?"
"Ghost." Song Zhiyu said: "When I was a child, I listened to the old people telling ghost stories too much in the countryside. I would have nightmares every night when I went to bed, or I would simply be too scared to sleep."
"I don't dare to look in the mirror when I go to the bathroom, I don't dare to close my eyes when I wash my hair, I don't dare to sleep back to back with others..."
After listing a series of 'ghost story sequelae', Song Zhiyu himself was amused by himself: "Even now, knowing that all those horror stories are made up by old people to scare children, I still dare not read anything about horror. Supernatural things are sure to cause insomnia.”
Just as he was getting excited, he suddenly heard Jiang Zhihuai let out a weird laugh from under the quilt.
Then came a devilish whisper: "Really? I don't believe it unless you let me try."
Song Zhiyu: "???"
! ! !
Before he could ask how to try it, Jiang Zhihuai smiled strangely and told the ghost story he had found on the Internet: "When sleeping, I followed my past habit of tucking the edge of the quilt, hands and feet They all hid under the quilt and fell asleep with a sense of security.”
"In the middle of the night, the air conditioner suddenly stopped running. I woke up sweating profusely and stretched my feet out of the quilt."
"The cold and sticky feeling instantly covered my ankles, and I finally caught it, and a voice came from under the bed..."
Song Zhiyu: "..." He quickly retracted one leg that was stretched out to dissipate heat, and wrapped himself in a quilt like a silkworm baby.
"That's enough, brother, it's already taking effect! If you don't believe me, come and see, I was so scared that my hands and feet retracted into the quilt!"
Jiang Zhihuai turned a deaf ear and continued to read aloud: "I was about to put my son on the bed and coax him to sleep. My son said, Dad, help me check if there are any monsters under the bed!"
"I pretended to cooperate with him and looked under the bed. There was a child exactly like him under the bed. He stared at me tremblingly and whispered: Dad, there is someone on my bed."
Song Zhiyu: "..."
This time, not only his body, but also his head retracted directly into the bed.
If it weren't for the gravity of the earth, he wished he could be suspended in mid-air, far away from the bottom of his bed!
Unfortunately, the quilt in summer was too thin, and the sound insulation effect was almost non-existent. He didn't dare to reach out for the headphones, so he could only listen passively.
Jiang Zhihuai: "A person died in the community, but the body was missing."
"That night, a girl's door was knocked on, and a group of people outside said that someone's body was missing. We saw a dark figure running into your room."
"The girl was so frightened that her face changed. She and the group of people rummaged through the room, but found nothing."
"When she went to bed at night, she was still thinking, where is the body?"
"Then she got a text message that said: Don't sleep on your side, look at me."
Song Zhiyu: "..."
Already lying flat, he turned sideways in an instant, curled up into a ripe shrimp under the quilt, and begged for mercy: "That's enough, that's enough! I'm begging you, brother, please let me go! If I If there is anything you are dissatisfied with, just say it boldly and I will change it!”
Jiang Zhihuai put away his phone and snorted arrogantly: "How boring is it to say it directly? I'll give you one night and think about it yourself."
After saying that, he yawned and fell asleep beautifully.
Song Zhiyu, who accidentally told the truth: "..."
No, someone like him, who loves to show off to others and see cars with flat tires while driving, actually has something that dissatisfies Jiang Zhihuai?
Seeing Jiang Zhihuai's breathing gradually becoming steady, Song Zhiyu was completely panicked: "Brother, what time is it? Are you ready to go to bed now?"
"Brother, please say something! I'm scared to be alone like this!"
"Brother! You are my real brother! As I beg you, can you chat with me for two cents more?"
"elder brother!!!!!"
"Come back quickly! I can't bear it alone!!! Come back quickly!!!!"
He was crying and howling alone in bed, and even sang a song.
It's a pity that Lu Yao has the habit of wearing earplugs when sleeping, so he can't hear any noise.
Jiang Zhihuai also received inhuman training. As long as he wanted to sleep, there was no place he couldn't sleep.
It was dark and windy that night, under the bed, in the wardrobe, on the ceiling...
Everywhere is an accident-prone area from a ghost story!
It takes a lot of courage for him to even go to the bathroom, let alone go out and call someone.
(End of chapter)