Chapter 126 The tricky location selection of Hotel Transylvania
“I have seen all kinds of cunning and despicable villains, but they are not even half as good as you, the turtle bastard!”
"Hey, Teddy, you'd better change your curse words when our brothers are around in the future." The Ninja Turtle couldn't help but remind him.
"OK, my bad brother."
Teddy then pointed at the indifferent-looking hook-nosed man in front of him and cursed: "A damn guy like you should stay in a dirty sewer for the rest of his life, he should"
"Please Teddy!" The Ninja Turtles were speechless.
"What's wrong with riding on a horse again? Although you live in a sewer, I didn't scold you."
"Can't you change the curse?"
"Really? Then I curse this guy to stay in a comfortable and luxurious villa for the rest of his life. What do you think?"
What Lango saw when he came closer was the scene in front of him. Teddy and others, who were still speaking in unison, suddenly started arguing among themselves because of the issue of curse words.
Well, facing this scene, Lango didn't feel any surprise.
"What's wrong?"
He interrupted Teddy and the Ninja Turtles, glanced at the calm-looking hooked nose on the other side and asked them: "Did you encounter forced buying and selling?"
"You came just in time!"
Teddy took over the conversation angrily, "Take down this hook-nosed stall quickly. This bastard took the money and didn't do anything! A profiteer!"
The Ninja Turtles explained what happened in detail. After hearing what he said, Lange couldn't help but frown and look at the hook-nosed man setting up a stall opposite.
Not long ago, the drunken Ninja Turtles and Teddy were wandering around in the sewers. I don't know if it was the inertia of the plot characters or something, but they accidentally came to the Troll Market through the sewer pipes.
Seeing such a strange scene for the first time, the group of them was almost overjoyed. They walked around the entire market with excitement and were dazzled by the sight.
Unlike the cash-strapped Ninja Turtles, Teddy has hidden a lot of private money over the years and wants to buy interesting things whenever he sees them.
However, everything here is basically barter, and everything is surprisingly expensive if you buy it with cash.
So Teddy had to suppress his desire to shop and prepare to find what he liked the most before buying.
Then I met this hook-nosed man setting up a stall.
The man's name is Gru, a humanoid creature. I can't tell what race he is, but with legs as thin as chopsticks and a nose like Pinocchio, he is definitely not a normal human.
There is only one kind of product in Gru's stall - those round, yellow minions wearing diving goggles. They are lively and active and look extremely cute.
When Teddy saw this thing for the first time, he couldn't walk. Gru's introduction made him excited: the minions are not only good at washing and cooking, they can even do scientific research and fight, and even accompany their masters to smoke and drink. Take a bath, pick up girls, anything.
After hearing these results, Teddy no longer hesitated and immediately made the decision to place the order.
The price is also very cheap, you can buy one for only 10,000 US dollars. Teddy took out all his personal money, a check of one million US dollars, and planned to buy 100 of them to take home and play with.
However, just when Teddy was about to leave happily, an accident happened.
Just turning a corner, the minions disappeared en masse and reappeared next to Gru's stall.
Gru said in an understatement that it was Teddy's failure to take care of him properly that caused the Minion to get lost. If he wanted to find it, he would have to pay another $1 million.
After hearing this, Lango's first reaction was not to force Gru to pay back the money. Instead, he looked at Teddy and said in shock: "You actually have one million US dollars in private money?!"
"Hey, that's not the point bro,"
"That's the point. I was so poor some time ago that I almost had to borrow a mortgage, and you actually hid a million in your pocket and didn't take it out!"
"OK, my problem brother, but now all my money has been defrauded by this damn hook-nosed guy!"
After Lango heard this, he looked at the hook-nosed Gru in front of him with his arms crossed and looking down upon him and others with the same displeasure.
"Brother, since the minions have returned to their original positions, we should return our money." Lange said seriously to him: "I advise you to be honest. What I hate most in my life are profiteers."
However, Gru shook his head in an almost provocative manner and responded: "NO! I have already sold the goods to you. It was you who didn't think well of them, so they came back. Could it be that after you bought something in the store, you threw it away?" Can I still get a refund from the store owner after I buy it?”
"You are using strong words, man. Nothing was lost at all, they were just called back by you again." Lange pointed at the hundred little ones at the guy's feet who were holding weapons and glaring at him with fierce and cute expressions. Yellow people.
"Really? Then I have nothing to do. I can only blame you for your bad luck." Gru trimmed his nails and said nonchalantly.
Seeing this, Lango glanced at Teddy and the Ninja Turtles beside him, and then asked: "What do you mean, as long as we can take good care of the goods we bought?"
Gru nodded slightly, with a mocking smile in his eyes.
When Lango saw this, he didn't go up and beat the guy up as Teddy thought. He looked around calmly, and then picked up an abandoned leather bag from the corner.
In the next moment, Lango seemed to turn into a red lightning, shuttling between Gru's stalls, and in the blink of an eye, those minions magically disappeared.
The bag in Lango's hand has become heavy. Inside are the minions he captured at extremely fast speeds, a hundred of them, exactly the same number.
He weighed the somewhat heavy bag in his hand, spread his hands towards Gru and said, "I think they won't be able to escape now."
"Give it back to me!"
Gru, who had always regarded the minions as his own private property, reacted and became furious. He took out a gun and shot Rango directly!
Rango instantly dodged the white ray sprayed from the gun, and the monster hit by the ray the next second was directly frozen into a big block of ice!
Freeze gun?
Here, Gru failed to hit the target and pulled the trigger crazily. In the past, he was the only one who took advantage of others, and no one else took advantage of him!
Want to buy a hundred minions for one million dollars?
He was at a loss to his grandmother’s house!
Lango quickly dodged one ray after another, then rushed in front of the hooked nose, raised his leg and hit him with a knee!
Gru, who was hit hard against the wall, rubbed his chest in pain and was about to pick up the weapon again to fight, but Rango's figure had already arrived in front of him.
Looking at this guy who didn't look like a good person at first glance, Lange pointed at him and said seriously: "If you weren't greedy, how would you be doing what you are doing now? Don't be reluctant to part with these one hundred minions. This is how we spend our money. Bought it. And speaking of it, you should suffer a bit." After saying that, Lange sent out a [Dragon Power] threateningly to scare the guy who was still ready to move, and then raised his eyebrows at him: " If you want to go back, you can buy it with your own money, one million for one."
After saying that, he signaled to Teddy and others, and the group left the market with a leather bag filled with minions.
Looking at their backs, Gru smacked his lips in displeasure. He had already decided that he would steal the minions back!
But what's this guy's name?
"A hundred! You actually bought a hundred of this thing! Even if you like this thing, why don't you just buy one or two and put them at home?"
"Don't be like this, Rango. If you only buy one or two, they will be lonely. A hundred is just right. They can even mate and reproduce."
"Shet, sometimes I really can't tell whether you are a genius or a bad person."
In the market, at a barbecue stall.
Rango, who had escaped from Gru just now, immediately complained unhappily to Teddy.
And Teddy was still telling Rango about the benefits of owning minions.
“They can do laundry and cook.”
"Megan, too."
“They know how to surf the Internet and do scientific research.”
"Megan can do it too. She can even connect her brain to the Internet. The most powerful hacker you can find cannot be Meghan's opponent."
"OK the minions can also sing and dance."
"Meghan can dance just as well, even if it's a little weird."
"Mom, if you messed with Fuck, you shouldn't have called Megan out!" Teddy replied depressingly. Seeing that Lango looked angry after hearing this, he immediately added: "But there is a Megan in the minions that cannot be replaced. The good thing about them is the sheer emotional value they bring, which instantly lifts my mood.”
Lange shook his head helplessly and said, "There's no need to buy so many. The house will be in a mess by then."
As he said that, he looked at the vent that was holding his leather bag, looked at his minions pitifully, and sighed softly: "Okay, I hope they can live in harmony with their families."
"Yes!!!" Teddy immediately clenched his fists excitedly.
Seeing this guy teasing the minions, Lange couldn't help but laugh.
The combination of teddy bear + minions is too weird.
After taking a bite of the kebab in his hand, Lange didn't bother to care what kind of meat it was. At least it tasted good, and judging from the courage of the merchants in the market, it didn't look like they dared to buy and sell human flesh.
At this time, the three Hellboys also came over with a woman hostage.
This guy first picked up the beer on Lango's table and took a swig, and then proudly introduced: "This woman is the biological sister of the previous Prince Nuada. She didn't know what she thought and escaped to the Troll Market alone. , Hahaha, with her here, I can definitely catch that Nuada!"
"Good luck."
Lango raised his eyes to look at this woman, and sure enough, her appearance was almost exactly the same as that of Prince Nuada.
Hellboy then said unhappily: "But it's a pity that this woman refuses to say anything when asked. She is just like a mute. She really deserves to die."
Lange frowned and asked: "Did you find the Holy Crown fragment on her?"
"Fragments of the Holy Crown?" Hellboy and others looked confused.
Seeing this, Lange had no choice but to recall the content in the movie and explain it to them. He mainly told them that there were three fragments of the Holy Crown, and as long as they were collected together, they could summon the Golden Legion from thousands of years ago.
This legion was indestructible and was the ultimate weapon for the elves to fight against humans.
The reason why Nuada attacked the auction house and took away the Holy Crown fragment was to summon the Golden Legion to retaliate against mankind and destroy the world.
After hearing Lango's words, Hellboy and the others' faces immediately became solemn.
"Mom, Fuck, why do you meet such a madman who wants to destroy the world every two days?" the baron complained speechlessly.
Lange was convinced: "Yes! I have wanted to ask this question for a long time, and these guys don't even think about it. If the world is destroyed, where will they live?"
"So what should we do now?" Faced with the current predicament, the fishman Abel made a seemingly unrealistic suggestion: "Since she refuses to say anything, maybe we can find a psychiatrist to try?"
"Um"
Lango thought of a cook in his mind, and he mused: "As for a psychiatrist, I know a good one."
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At the same time, while a group of them were still working to save the world, a group of uninvited guests were welcomed into a hotel in Brooklyn.
Winston, the manager of the Continental Hotel in New York, looked at the group of weirdly dressed guys in front of him, and for some reason suddenly felt an ominous premonition.
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