Chapter 128 Hannibal: "I hope there are no vegetarians among you."
Murder House.
In the backyard garden, Lange was sawing a wooden board with abandon.
He was surrounded by a group of lively and cute minions wearing diving goggles and jumping around with short legs.
They hang on Lango's head, or cling to his shoulders and back, as if they are his most loyal audience and cheerleaders.
Whenever the saw successfully cuts off a piece of wood, they cheer with their mouths wide open and their little hands clap loudly. Lango has completely grasped the emotional value.
The entire yard, from the edge of the pool to the fence, was densely packed with hundreds of minions. They were either playing or teasing each other, laughing and laughing one after another, both harmonious and noisy.
As for Teddy, this guy just buys things to have fun, and he doesn’t care about it after buying it!
"Bu Na Na! I want to eat Bu Na Na!"
"Yeah! Bu na na!"
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Suddenly, a childish voice broke the harmony in the courtyard, and then the other minions seemed to be ignited with enthusiasm and started shouting one after another.
The sound was like that of a child who had just learned to speak. The squeaking noise made Lango feel like he was facing a bunch of misbehaving kindergarten students.
"no!"
Lango put down the saw decisively and refused seriously, "I have eaten hundreds of bananas since I brought you back last night. I will eat more in your stomach."
"Bu Na Na! Bu Na Na!!!"
But can the enthusiasm of the minions be extinguished by just a few words?
They swarmed up, shouting and throwing themselves on him coquettishly. After a while, Lango was thrown to the ground by these little guys and drowned in the yellow ocean.
"Hey, babies! Bu Na Na is here!"
At this moment, the courtyard door opened, and Gloria, who had been out shopping, finally drove back in her car. She patted McQueen's car window. The next second, McQueen spit out dozens of boxes of unfinished food. Unwrapped banana.
The attention of the minions was instantly attracted, and they all evacuated away from Rango and ran towards the tempting pile of bananas.
Lange started from the ground, and when he saw them all feasting and enjoying their faces, he couldn't help but said: "My dear, you shouldn't pamper them so much, you have to give them some lessons properly, let them know who is Only the boss can do it.”
"Walter?"
After hearing this, Gloria said in disbelief: "The minions are so cute, why do you have to teach them a lesson, and they only eat a few bananas, but they are much easier to raise than Toothless."
Lango shrugged noncommittally upon hearing this. Toothless had to eat several large buckets of fresh and lively sea fish every meal. In order to feed him, Gloria had to go to the market to place an order a day in advance.
"Have you finished the beds I asked you to make for the minions?" Gloria suddenly asked him halfway through feeding the bananas.
Lango got very angry when he mentioned this. Last night, after he brought a hundred minions home, these silly and cute little guys seemed to have magical powers and instantly won the favor of everyone in the family. Even the always calm robot Megan was smitten, holding them tenderly and caressing them for a long time.
But at night, it was Lango's turn to suffer.
The minions who were supposed to be sleeping peacefully on the sofa in the living room unexpectedly hugged pillows and claimed with aggrieved faces that they had nightmares and insisted on squeezing into his bed to sleep together.
Rango originally wanted to kick them out, but Gloria was very concerned and asked them all to come up.
So that night, Lange had the most crowded sleep in his life, crowded on the same bed with a hundred minions.
In order to relieve this sweet burden, the next day, Gloria suggested that he make a hundred small beds for the minions to sleep on. She also specially ordered small clothes and toiletries, as if Think of them as your precious children in the family.
"It's all done and placed one by one in the living room. Think about how you can explain to them the one hundred small beds placed in the living room when guests come over."
"Don't worry, the guests will just be jealous of all the cute little babies we have at home."
Gloria responded with a smile, then waved to the minions, gently announcing lunch break like a kindergarten teacher, and promised that the first child to fall asleep would be rewarded with a banana.
"yeah!"
After hearing this, the little guys immediately lined up to enter the house, but when they passed by Lango, they all stopped and looked at him expectantly with their eyes wide open.
Seeing this, Lange was speechless and said, "I really don't know what that guy named Gru taught you."
It was like this last night. When it was time to go to bed, these little guys would come over to him one by one and ask for a kiss.
Although he felt funny and helpless in his heart, he still gave in to this innocent request.
"OK, everyone line up and come one by one."
He squatted down, picked up the minions one by one, left a gentle kiss on their little heads, and urged them to rest quickly.
"Copy that! Good afternoon, Boss!"
"Be good."
"Wait a minute." After Lange kissed dozens of minions in succession, when he saw a familiar one in front of him, he pointed at him and asked, "Didn't I just kiss you?"
Snap!
The Minion behind this guy immediately slapped this undisciplined companion, pushed him out, and looked at Rango with a smile.
Not long after, Lange finally finished kissing these one hundred minions who had the same personality as children. Looking at the jumping figures of these little guys, he pursed his lips and had an idea.
He remembered that the minions in the movie were immortal. Not only were they invulnerable to poisons and weapons, they could perfectly adapt to living conditions whether under the sea or in space. And their biggest characteristic is that they need an owner.
Every minion must find its own master as soon as it is born. This is engraved in their DNA. They can work for the boss in their hearts at any cost.
Because of this, when Teddy spent money to buy them, Lango took them home.
The minions regarded him as their new master and almost obeyed all his instructions except eating bananas.
The most important thing is that these little guys are also born with the talent to make inventions, from guns and ammunition at home to aerospace engineering, they are capable of almost everything.
No, not only inventions and creations, these little guys can be called engineers and soldiers. As long as their master needs them to do something, they will almost rush forward without hesitation.
"Um"
Thinking about it now, Lange felt that he might have really found a treasure this time.
Good at inventions and creations.
He couldn't help but cast his eyes on McQueen, who was putting up a tire to scratch his itch outside the courtyard, and Megan, who was basking in the sun on the balcony to recharge her energy.
Lango suddenly had a Awesome idea.
Manhattan Island, Upper East Side.
The area stretching from Fifth Avenue to the east and Lexington Avenue to the west is the most expensive and popular residential area in North America and is known as New York's "Gold Coast."
The richest people in New York live here. It is a truly wealthy area. Even the air is filled with the smell of old money and conservative values.
In front of an apartment building, Lango, who had just escaped from home, was waiting for Hellboy and his party.
They captured the elven princess in the troll market last night, but the woman remained silent. Whether it was the whereabouts of the Holy Crown fragment or the location of Nuada's lair, she was unwilling to tell them. It was obvious that she didn't want to talk to them at all. cooperate.
Lange had seen the movie. He only knew that the elves' lair was underground in New York, but he didn't know the specific location. After all, it wasn't explained in the movie, and even if it was told, after so many years, he still didn't know. I had long forgotten all about it.
Originally, the elf princess should have been tortured in this situation, but the mermaid Abel rejected the suggestion of torture. He believed that the mute princess had suffered a lot of psychological trauma and only needed to find a qualified psychiatrist to enlighten her. It can be solved in one go.
So Lango made an appointment with them to come to Hannibal's residence the next day.
Lange doesn't have a clear idea of the professional level of this ogre psychiatrist, but his cooking level is definitely high.
Soon, Abel arrived carrying the elf princess with a pale face and empty eyes.
"Where are Hellboy and the others? Didn't they come with them?" Lango asked strangely.
After Abel hesitated for a moment, he still said: "Liz is pregnant."
"Oh?" Lange was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "That's really gratifying."
He then glanced at the elf princess who still had a dead face, raised his eyebrows and said: "Go in first, I have already called Dr. Hannibal."
Entering the apartment building, Hannibal obviously greeted the manager at the front desk. Although he was a little surprised when he saw Lango and others, he helped start the elevator and took them to the apartment that belonged to Hannibal. .
After ringing the doorbell, Abel asked curiously: "How professional is this psychiatrist?"
Lange shrugged, "Those who can afford to live in such a luxurious apartment needless to say about their level."
After a few seconds, the door opened quickly.
Dr. Hannibal, dressed in a crisp suit, greeted Rango with a cheerful face. First, he gave a warm hug that instantly shortened the distance between them, and then turned to Abel and greeted him politely.
The guy held Lango's arm tightly, his eyes flashing with surprise: "I didn't expect us to meet again so soon."
"Yes, I have to trouble you, doctor, this time."
Lange and Abel entered the room. It is worth mentioning that although it is called an apartment, the space inside is very open, and the decoration style is simple yet elegant.
After arranging for them to sit down and serving a few cups of coffee, Hannibal also knew that the situation was urgent through Lango's previous knowledge, so without too much greeting, he directly arranged for the woman to enter a small clinic. .
After the princess' eyes lingered on Abel for a moment, she followed him in obediently without any resistance.
"Doctor, please be careful. Although she looks thin, her body strength is much stronger than that of ordinary people." Abel suggested kindly: "Look, if it's convenient, I can go in together to help you look after her." ”
Hannibal shook his head with a smile, "Don't worry, you guys can rest for a while. If nothing else happens, it will be over soon."
After saying that, he entered the clinic. Lange looked at Abel's caring and eager look, and secretly speculated in his heart. He remembered that in the movie, the fishman Abel seemed to have fallen in love with the princess. Looking at it now, it seemed like it was love at first sight. .
Time passed slowly, and an hour later, Lango was casually flipping through the psychology books in his hand, trying to pass the slightly long waiting time.
Suddenly, the door of the consultation room opened slightly, and Hannibal walked out with a victorious smile. Behind him was the Elf Princess, whose face was no longer as cold as before, but with a few more complex emotions.
Lango looked at Hannibal, "Doctor?"
Hannibal smiled and nodded, then turned and walked towards the kitchen, as if he had everything under control.
"It's still early, and I happened to have prepared some fresh ingredients. Why don't we talk while we eat?"
As he spoke, he fiddled with his knife with the skill of a chef and added humorously: "I hope there aren't any vegetarians among you."
(End of chapter)