Chapter 257 Miracle Doctor
Drip, drip, drip.
The sound of the ECG monitor became more and more real. Eugene opened his eyes drowsily and saw the ceiling of the hospital.
Pain spread all over his body, and memory fragments flooded into his mind. Eugene vaguely remembered what happened before he fell into coma——
He was hit in the head by a hammer from the Terminator robot, and his skull was fractured. He used his last bit of consciousness to disapparate, barely escaped, and was carried to an ambulance.
Thinking of this, Eugene turned his neck and looked left and right. At this moment, he was lying in an ICU ward. His upper body and head were tightly wrapped in bandages, and his face was especially numb and stiff.
A late-night shopping program was playing on the LCD TV directly opposite the hospital bed.
"You're awake."
The door of the ICU ward was pushed open from the outside, and a tall, thin boy with orange hair, wearing a black kimono and carrying a long knife walked in.
This person's name is Kurosaki Ichigo. He is the male protagonist of the comic "Death". He is also one of the three gold medal thugs in the Toy City City Hall alongside Naruto Uzumaki.
"Ahem,"
Eugene had met this toy version of Kurosaki Ichigo in a script assignment a long time ago, and asked hoarsely: "How is the situation?"
"Not very good."
Ichigo Kurosaki brought a chair, sat down casually, crossed his arms in front of him, "The nuclear power plant was successfully saved, and there was no nuclear leakage.
The centipede you mentioned escaped and is suspected of getting into a nest in the sewer. The city hall is sending a violent terrorist mobile team to hunt him down, along with two other extraordinary beings. ”
A total of six players participated in this mission. Eugene stood on the side of the city hall, Buttermos was eliminated, and Frankenstein was captured and imprisoned in a prison with the highest level of protection.
The only ones who can still jump around outside are Peking, Joker, and Gouchen. Our own advantage is quite large.
"I need to get out of here, they know about my partnership with City Hall and will probably attack the hospital."
Eugene held the edge of the bed and reluctantly sat up.
Due to the loss of guild support, he did not have a life potion that could cure all diseases. The automated medical kit as an alternative could only treat injuries to his hands and feet, but not his brain.
"I'll call the doctor."
Ichigo Kurosaki walked out of the intensive care unit and brought back a middle-aged male doctor in a white coat with a medium build, black hair, a beard, and a chin.
"How are you feeling?"
The middle-aged male doctor holding a plastic box in his hand strode over, and while helping Eugene remove the bandage on his face, he said in a deep male voice: "When you were brought to the hospital, your entire skull was sunken. A small piece of brain tissue was eroded and had to be removed
I finally put the skull fragments back together. After restoration, you may look different from the original. ”
"It doesn't matter."
Eugene felt vaguely that this middle-aged male doctor looked familiar. The toy city had a population of more than eight million, and it was filled with miracle doctors from different dimensions.
What about Black Jack, Netherland Chasing Soul, Hua Tuo? In some funny cartoons such as "Blade Ya", there are also magical medical technologies that can use glue to stick nerves, directly sew palms seamlessly, and arbitrarily splice other people's arms regardless of rejection.
This doctor should also be a miracle doctor, right?
Brushing——
The male doctor took off the bandage and picked up a small mirror to let Eugene see what he looked like at this time.
Seeing his reflection in the mirror, Eugene shuddered and almost jumped out of bed.
His face was green and black, his eyes were crooked, his mouth was crooked, his skin was ulcerated, and his original appearance was completely unrecognizable.
"Now I'm taking off this protective Halloween zombie-themed rubber mask."
The middle-aged doctor was talking to himself. Under Eugene's painful gaze, he took off his mask and revealed Eugene's face.
It actually looks quite normal, except for a hideous spider web-like scar between the eyebrows, which extends to the earlobe.
"Thank you, doctor."
Eugene breathed a sigh of relief. His face was numbed by the tight bandage just now, and he didn't feel the presence of the mask at all.
"You're welcome."
The male doctor curled his lips and opened the square plastic box, "This is the damaged brain tissue I cut from your body. If you want to keep it, you can take it away." "Uh"
Kurosaki Ichigo came over to take a look and said with a strange expression: "Doctor, this is half a fried meatball."
“Meatballs?!”
The male doctor was stunned at first, then frowned and said, "Oh my God, what was the late-night snack I just heated in the microwave?"
? ? ?
BYD ate my brain like a fried meatball, right? ! Hey, police? There's a Hannibal here.
Eugene stared, his balls hurting and asked: "Doctor, what is your name?"
The male doctor shrugged, "Hartman."
I know
Eugene put on the mask of pain. This Hartman comes from the American animation "Family Guy". He graduated from Boston University and is the number one miracle doctor in Clam Town.
It can replace a dog's kidney into a human body, perform leg replacement surgery by watching the instructional video on the spot, and save a child with a rotten brain and maggots.
"Dr. Hartmann,"
Eugene had watched "Family Guy" and was very aware of how unreliable this "miracle doctor" was. He quickly pulled him and asked: "When you sutured my head, didn't you leave anything behind?"
"How is it possible! I am a well-trained doctor."
Hartman frowned and threw away Eugene's arm, and said righteously: "But during the operation, I found that you probably had intestinal cancer, so I cut out the intestines and replaced you with a plastic tube."< br>
Eugene's expression changed. Sure enough, he felt uncomfortable in his stomach, and there was a gurgling sound, expelling gas.
Woo——
The fart whimpers are long and mellow like some kind of musical instrument, pouring out endless sorrow.
"The bagpipes are heard from afar, this is real music."
Dr. Hartman sighed sincerely, took off his hat, let down his silky and shiny black hair like a rock star, and shook his head in immersion.
Not only Eugene, but Kurosaki Ichigo couldn't hold it any longer and quickly asked the miracle doctor to withdraw his magical powers and go to work on other patients.
After sending away the miracle doctor, the atmosphere in the intensive care unit became silent again,
"You lie here for a while, and I'll ask someone to come up and move you away. This hospital is indeed unsafe."
Kurosaki Ichigo said this, just as he picked up the phone and called someone up,
The TV screen picture suddenly changed,
It changed from the original shopping show to an all-black background.
On the screen, Eugene, who looked haggard and was wearing the same gray trench coat, was sitting behind a chair and said to the camera: "Hello citizens of Toy City, I am Eugene."
Eugene's brain stagnated for a second, and he immediately realized that he had never recorded this video, "Ahem, someone forged it!"
On the TV screen, the "Eugene" smiled sadly, "My identity is a low-level employee of the secret department of the city hall, specializing in handling some 'dirty work' for the city hall.
For example, spying on the opposition, monitoring inside government departments, etc.
Until a year ago, the city hall gave me a new task, to secretly capture the citizens of Toy City who suffered from malfunction disorder, kill, execute, and dismember them. ”
After saying that, "Eugene" turned on a big screen next to him and played the video.
The content was exactly what Li Sheng had previously filmed while lying in the ventilation duct, showing the nuclear power plant staff throwing body parts of malfunction patients into the cooling water of the nuclear power plant.
Since the shooting angle is at the ventilation duct, it looks like a surveillance video. The shooting time is also carefully marked in the upper right corner to prove that the video content is very new.
"This is what I risk my life to reveal."
"Eugene" took a deep breath and said in a deep voice: "The City Hall of Toy City lied to all of us.
They lie to us that we can find a cure for malfunctioning, that we will take good care of people with malfunctioning, and that we leave our relatives and friends in their hands.
But it's all lies. ”
(End of chapter)