Chapter 123 It’s a joke
Liu Banxian wiped the sweat off his head, then suddenly remembered that he actually had a handkerchief with him, so he took it out of his pocket and wiped his hands.
Then he calmed down a little, but was still worried.
He touched the beard on his chin and said seriously: "I couldn't remember what day it was at first, but I was aroused by the divination and finally remembered it. Today is the day when King Zhou went to war and was defeated! It's very unlucky. Ah.”
Liu Banxian grabbed Uncle Ming's sleeves, as if he wanted to tear the clothes from Uncle Ming's body, and the veins on his hands were exposed.
"King Zhou led his army out in full force that day. After the defeat, he had nothing and burned himself in Lutai..."
When Uncle Ming saw him like this, he couldn't help but cursed: "I'm going to kill you. King Zhou was defeated. Doesn't that mean King Wu was victorious? In my opinion, there is no more auspicious day than today!"
After saying that, without waiting for Liu Banxian to react, he stretched out his hand and slapped two talismans on his face.
"Now, these two are protective spells. If you put them on your body, you won't be dead for a while if you encounter something later."
"Wait?"
"Yes! Do you really think the two of us are here to cheer?"
Uncle Ming took out another handful of talismans and stuffed them into Liu Banxian's hand.
"You and I will start from here, one side at a time. We will go all over the place and paste a dragon and tiger talisman on every formation eye and Feng Shui Ming Gate. By the time we meet on the opposite side, we will have probably completed the entire It was plastered all over the venue
No matter what kind of monsters and monsters they are, can they still turn the world upside down under the Maoshan Demon Suppression Formation? ”
When Liu Banxian took the talisman paper, his hand couldn't help but sink. Obviously these talisman papers were carefully made by Uncle Ming, so they also contained some magic power.
Seeing that Uncle Ming had made up his mind, Liu Banxian was a little worried, but on the one hand he was reluctant to give up the game.
But he also knew that this matter was very important and could not tolerate delay, so he nodded hesitantly.
Seeing him like this, Uncle Ming couldn't help but feel a little worried. He threw the cigarette in his mouth behind and held Liu Banxian's shoulders.
"Old Liu, I have always been very optimistic about you. When you lived under the locust tree, I scolded you every time I passed by and gave you nicknames. I didn't care if others put snakes in your quilt. , but I always believe that you will be able to do something great one day.”
Liu Banxian didn't know whether to cry or laugh for a moment, but after seeing Uncle Ming's firm eyes behind his round lenses, he was still slightly encouraged.
"Okay! Fight him! I don't believe it. After we defeated him together last time, what kind of tricks can he do now! You also said before that he only has half a life left. Pick! I’m also afraid of this half-life guy, why should he still be involved in the Feng Shui world?”
Uncle Ming seemed too excited to speak, he just pursed his lips and nodded.
After Liu Banxian walked away, he looked at his back and sighed.
"Half life left or something, I just said it to encourage you."
……
"Old man, why are you running around? This is the players' lounge. Aren't you afraid of being beaten by those boxers as sandbags?"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm getting older. I need to urinate after standing for a long time. I always look for the wrong bathroom."
"Go quickly! Go quickly! If you leave later, be careful, I will blow your eyes out!"
"Huh?"
Tiekou Li paused and waved to the person who spoke, "Young boy, come here."
"What? Why do you have so many things going on, old man?"
When the man approached, Tiekou Li smiled sadly, "Young man, from the looks of your face, there will be a bloody disaster within three days."
The man was stunned for a moment, then brought his face close to Tiekou Li's eyes. After looking at him, he suddenly laughed. "Hahaha, do you think you are a master like Liu Shenxian because you wear sunglasses? A blind man said that I am in danger of a bloody disaster. Please be careful when you walk. Don't fall and eat shit!"
He wanted to continue saying something, but his voice suddenly stopped, his whole body went limp, and he fell to the ground.
Tiekou Li sighed and wiped his bloody fingers on the other person's face. He didn't realize that the blood flowing out of the other person's two holes made his fingers redder and wetter.
"Young man, I told you that you are going to suffer a bloody disaster. If you don't listen to the old man's advice, you will suffer a lot."
As he spoke, he picked up the bamboo stick again and walked slowly towards the corner.
Liu Banxian held his breath, his face turned red, and the sweat in his palms unknowingly soaked the talisman paper.
[That person is the demon who set up the Feng Shui array? Uncle Ming, the person you are looking for is here, and you show up! 】
But now he can only complain in his heart. Uncle Ming must be on the other side of the venue at this time, pasting charms along every corner. Even if he shouts at the end of his throat, the other party may not be able to hear him.
The distance was so close, separated only by a corner, and the sound of the iron-knotted bamboo stick hitting the ground was like a soul-stirring death knell, hitting Liu Banxian's heart one after another, making him tremble involuntarily.
Suddenly, the sound disappeared, and the corridor became silent again.
Liu Banxian breathed a sigh of relief, lowered his head and sniffed, and his sunglasses fell on the bridge of his nose. He quietly exposed his eyes and looked into the passage.
As soon as his head emerged, he let out a scream and fell to the ground.
I didn't know when Tiekou Li stood in front of him. His sallow and withered face was no different from that of a puppet. His dry and wrinkled hair was scary to death!
Liu Banxian fell to the ground and was about to crawl and roll away.
However, Tiekou Li's hand rested on his wrist, grasping his hand tightly like a pair of pliers.
Liu Banxian, who was a round younger than him, couldn't move an inch despite all his strength. His face was pale with fright, and his face was even uglier than Tiekou Li.
Tiekou Li pressed his pulse, but still had the energy to stretch out two fingers and touch his hand.
When he touched the stack of talismans in Liu Banxian's hand, his expression changed slightly, and then he smiled with relief, his voice as cold as a knife.
"This is the dragon and tiger talisman of Maoshan. I didn't expect to meet the descendant of Zhu You in such a dirty place. It is really a blessing."
Not intending to let Liu Banxian get up, he put a little more force on his hand, causing Liu Banxian to scream in pain again.
"Last time, your Excellency and I had a distanced discussion? I still remember the good tricks you used, especially as an old man."
Liu Banxian stretched out his other hand and waved repeatedly: "It's just a little trick of running around in the world. Children don't know the world. They are just joking. Don't pay attention, brother."
"Oh? Are you kidding?"
Tiekou Li smiled even more: "Then I also have some gadgets that I want to play with you."
As he spoke, he released the bamboo stick with his other hand. The bamboo stick stood straight on the ground, as if it had roots.
Tiekou Li touched his hand in the cloth bag, then took out a dried centipede and showed it to Liu Banxian.
"This centipede is the king of poisonous insects. It can kill a person's intestines with just one segment the size of a fingernail. I wonder how many segments you can withstand?"
Liu Banxian's face turned pale: "Master, there is no need to be so big!"
Tiekou Li laughed eerily, and his laughter echoed in the passage, like the cold wind in the Rift Valley.
(End of chapter)