Chapter 200: Crusade against Vampires
After seeing off Lan Po, Uncle Ming pulled up a chair and sat down, then motioned for Yin Xiu to sit on another chair.
He looked at Yin Xiu with complicated eyes, "It seems that this time it went well?"
"It doesn't matter whether it goes well or not, the person is dead anyway."
Uncle Ming took a drag on his cigarette and suddenly flicked his sleeve, "Choose! We didn't fight the demons and ghosts very much. All our spells hit our comrades."
"Hey, how can any of those monsters be so bad?"
Yin Xiu shook her head, poured a cup of tea for Uncle Ming, and said: "By the way, I met Ma Xiaoyu, a descendant of the Ma family, in the provincial capital. She also came to Hong Kong Island this time."
"Ma Xiaoyu?"
Uncle Ming glanced at him, then stood up again, with his hands behind his back, looking at the portrait of the ancestor on the wall.
"Although our Mao family and Ma family are equally famous, and others refer to us as [Southern Mao and Northern Ma], in fact we have no intersection. The south and the north each have their own traditions and techniques, and they are not related to each other. ”
When he turned around again, Uncle Ming already had a scroll in his hand, "Open it and take a look."
As soon as Yin Xiu took the scroll, he felt the fragility of the yellowed paper, as if it would break with just a little force.
Therefore, he could only unfold it carefully. On it was a portrait of a woman, wearing traditional clothes, holding a talisman in her left hand and holding a sword in her right hand. There was a flying dragon coiled behind her, and countless evil ghosts were stepping on her feet.
The woman is very talented and very beautiful, and her eyebrows look a bit like Ma Xiaoyu.
"This is..."
"The founder of the exorcist Ma family."
Uncle Ming took the scroll back and rolled it up carefully.
"Be careful. The Ma family's exorcism is passed down from female to male, and the women of the Ma family have always been difficult to deal with. You'd better not get too close to them."
"I know that."
Yin Xiu smiled bitterly, "The heir of the Ma family is indeed a difficult woman to deal with, but I came to see you today, Uncle Ming, because I have another thing to explain to you..."
"Is there such a thing?"
Uncle Ming frowned, stepped on the stool with one foot, and stroked his chin, seeming very confused.
"Vampires are not zombies. Whether you can defeat monsters or not depends on your magic power and skills. To deal with vampires, we have many issues to consider."
Unlike those monsters and ghosts that are free from human society, some vampires can be said to have "perfectly" integrated into Western human society.
In Dunling, there are many counts and families with deep connections to finance and politics.
They can even attend some occasions semi-publicly. Even the trial court will not rush to deal with them without conclusive evidence.
From this point of view, the "social status" of these guys is much higher than that of werewolves and necromancers. After all, the latter two can be directly sent to the stake as long as they are caught, and they will be roasted by just throwing in two handfuls of firewood.
"What we have to face is not vampires, but the gangsters and scum around them who are combined for various interests. Many of them are powerful enough to reach the sky.
Many of them simply don't believe that their partners are vampires. This is just like if you go out on the street and say that you can become an immortal. What will others think of you? ”
Uncle Ming scratched his head, gritted his teeth, and said after a while: "But we can't just let him bite people, right?" Yin Xiu grinned, "Of course not, if these evil spirits from the West are messing around under our noses, Come on, how can we Taoist priests hang out?”
"It's not a question of whether to mix or not."
Uncle Ming rolled his eyes at him.
"Aren't those werewolves forming gangs under our noses? But they are playing the same way as they did on the road. They kill me and I'll chop you up with those dwarf mules. After all, they don't harm ordinary people, nor do they We don't need to worry about those who are messing around. The worst thing is that the people in Shutuo Land have just changed a group of people, and werewolves don't necessarily eat people.
But vampires are different. How can the blood in the cold storage be as delicious as fresh human blood? If they can't absorb the blood of foreigners, they will miss the blood of local people. Moreover, these vampires like to engage in family affairs and play the same tricks as in the feudal era. If there is something special about that tuberose and they are still contacting vampires from all over the country, we can't Never mind. ”
As he said that, he turned around and offered five sticks of incense to the Patriarch, then turned around and said, "Let me know when you want to go."
"Tomorrow night. I don't think those vampires would leave an address where they would appear during the day. Night is just right.
And if that guy is really a successful person, it would be convenient for us to go there at night, when the moon is dark and the wind is too high to see us clearly.
Just assume that he was robbed, or that the enemy killed the wrong person. This happened several times a month, and the news didn't bother to report it. ”
Yin Xiu took a sip of tea and looked very relaxed.
"You are very thoughtful about this."
Uncle Ming nodded appreciatively, "Before I was released, you were as high as the guardians in the Tianshi Mansion in Longhu Mountain. You specialized in doing things that couldn't be done with dignity, cleaning up the family, cutting down mountains and destroying temples."
"Can such a person be called a killer or assassin?" Yin Xiu asked curiously.
Uncle Ming immediately picked up the gold ingot on the table and knocked him on the head, "You brat! What are you talking about? How can our Maoshan affairs have anything to do with fighting?"
"I know, cut down mountains and destroy temples!"
Yin Xiu touched the sore top of her head and quickly stood up to say goodbye.
After just a few steps out, he turned around and asked, "By the way, how about we go find Father Benjamin and ask. After all, he is a fellow villager with these vampires, and he must have some means of dealing with them."
Hearing this, Uncle Ming's face became even uglier.
"You ask me to use crosses and holy water without using Maoshan Technique? This is simply deceiving the master and destroying the ancestor! If the ancestor hears what you say, thunder from the sky will definitely strike you to death!"
When Yin Xiu saw that Uncle Ming's face was almost as black as the iron pot on the stall, he immediately turned around and left.
As soon as he walked out, before closing the door, he heard Uncle Ming's roar again.
"Baby! Just bring some blessed holy water, magic bullets, knives and the like. Don't take the Bible! That thing is heavy and clumsy. If you accidentally drop it, it can kill someone. It's also full of tadpole writing. I can’t understand it, and the most important thing is that if someone sees us two Taoist priests holding that thing, we won’t have to mess around in Hong Kong and Kowloon anymore!”
"I got it! Don't worry!"
Yin Xiu shouted.
Uncle Ming was still worried and said: "Remember, you gave it to others for self-defense. Don't mention my name! Go there when there is no one in the church. Don't mention my name!"
"I know! Even if you beat me to death, I won't tell him that you want to use it!"
The sound of Yin Xiu's leather boots hitting the ground and running quickly could be heard in the corridor.
(End of chapter)