Chapter 221 The Seducer
Lan Po hammered her stiff back and poured a cup of tea from the teapot.
As soon as she took it to her lips, she sighed again, put down the tea cup, and turned around.
In front of her, two people wearing long black trench coats and sunglasses, dressed in black from head to toe, were standing in front of her.
The two men, who looked almost identical, stood there without taking a breath for a long time.
Lan Po was not surprised at all, but simply asked: "The time is up so soon? I counted the days, isn't there still two months left?"
They replied in unison: "￥#%......&#"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot that you can't understand the words here. You are old and confused."
Lan Po apologized, grabbed a handful of soil from the flowerpot on the god's table, and rubbed it in her hands
He put a round ball into his mouth and repeated the previous question.
One of the men in black shook his head, "Lan Po, you were called by the Bodhisattva. Someone will pick you up when the day comes, so don't worry."
After a pause, he looked past Lan Po and towards Yin Xiu and Ma Xiaoyu who were sitting cross-legged.
"We are here to find them both."
Lan Po suddenly looked solemn, and after calmly taking a sip of tea, she said: "The two of them are not dead, they are just watching Luoyin, and they will be back later."
The man in black was noncommittal and continued: "I know that as long as the magic in the underworld does not disturb the underworld, we seducers can't control it, but..."
"Huh?"
Lan Po frowned, "You mean they violated the regulations of the underworld?"
"That's right, they made the whole Tilanqiao a mess."
The man in black, the seducer, said this.
"Are you talking about the Seven Evils? Speaking of which, it was an accident. Who would have thought that the evil ghost would be a fusion of the Seven Evils?"
After a pause, Lan Po glanced at the seducer, "And speaking of it, this is also your responsibility, right? If you hadn't ignored things and allowed the evil ghost to do evil, we people in the world would be full and have nothing to do. Have your jobs been taken away too?”
The seducer was slapped with a slap in the face by her, and could only shake his head and said: "Lan Po, don't embarrass those of us who are young, these are all rules, Yin and Yang are separated, don't offend each other!"
Seeing that the seducer refused to give in, Lan Po knew that this time it would not be enough to tell them to leave with just a few words.
After all, with the exception of Sun Wukong, no one who claims to be able to reach the underworld and come and go freely dares to mess up the underworld.
If it were Lan Po herself, these seducers would still give her some face. After all, she might have been doing this thing of communicating yin and yang for many years, and those bull-headed and horse-faced, black and white impermanence would turn a blind eye.
But Yin Xiu and Ma Xiaoyu were two newcomers, and no one knew them. Now they were on the receiving end of a gun.
I'm afraid the people below are worried that they can't find anyone to take the blame.
The seducer took a deep breath and showed his palm. On his palm, a big word "death" appeared, glowing with red light.
He stretched out his hand to cover Yin Xiu's head and absorb his soul.
"Wait."
Lan Po suddenly stretched out her hand and stopped the seducer's palm outward.
"Lanpo..."
The Seducer frowned, "It's hard for us to deal with you like this."
"Is it difficult?" Lan Po suddenly laughed softly, "Do you think I am making things difficult for you?"
The seducer tilted his neck, with "otherwise" written all over his face.
When he was about to say something else, Lan Po suddenly let go of his hand and waved at him: "Since you don't listen to grandma, then do whatever you want, but don't complain to Lan Po that I didn't save you in the future. .”
When Lan Po said this, the seducer was stunned. He looked back at his companions, both of whom were very confused.
Seeing this, Lan Po said cheerfully: "Hook, why don't you hook up? Don't you need to find two people to blame? These two are just right."
After taking a sip of tea, she asked the seducer again, "Have you checked the information of these two people before you came here?"
The seducer was stunned for a moment, then took out the book of life and death in his pocket, lowered his head and looked at it: "I checked it, and it is written on it, Yin Xiu, year of birth, year of birth..."
He widened his eyes and took another look at Ma Xiaoyu's message at the bottom, which had her birthday and horoscope written all over it.
"These two are neither relatives nor friends, and they are not the same family. How do you write their information in a family tree?"
Lan Po muttered and urged: "What's going on? You can't find Yin Xiu's birth date?"
"It's not that it can't be found, it's that there is none..."
The soul seducer said that he wanted to show Lan Po the book of life and death that could not be shown to others.
Lan Po waved her hands repeatedly and took a step back, "You are seeking death! If anyone reads the book of life and death, their eyes will be gouged out! You want to harm me."
The seducer was shocked to realize that he had almost violated the regulations. He broke into a cold sweat and took a few steps back, stuffing the book of life and death into his pocket.
He glanced at his companion, and the two nodded in agreement. Then he looked at Lan Po and whispered: "Lan Po, I'd like to ask you to do this..."
Lan Po said calmly: "Don't worry, I didn't see anything, and you didn't show me anything."
After hearing what she said, the seducer breathed a sigh of relief.
Nowadays, the procedures and regulations for law enforcement and the strictness of management and review are not comparable to those in the world.
Whatever he did just now, whether he himself was discovered or Lan Po reported it to the subordinates, even if he was the seducer of souls, he would inevitably be assigned to do hard labor in hell, and he would never be reincarnated.
After being frightened one after another, the seducer's original aura was gone, and he could only say: "If there is any problem with these two people, please make it clear."
"It's easy to talk, easy to talk. You are a young person and you don't understand. Then I will teach you for free, grandma. Who is it that I like to support you young people the most?"
After saying that, Lan Po stood up proudly, walked to Yin Xiu, and patted his shoulder gently.
"This is Yin Xiu. I don't know his family background, but he is Mao Xiaoming's disciple, Nangong Baixing's disciple, a disciple of the Mao family, and the 40th generation successor of the Maoshan Tiandao Sect."
The seducer couldn't help but swallowed his saliva and stayed there. His eyes followed Lan Po's movements and turned to Ma Xiaoyu.
"This one, this one is even more remarkable. She is the contemporary female heavenly master of the exorcist Ma family. Although she is young, she is the boss of the Ma family now."
The seducer swallowed another mouthful of saliva, completely losing consciousness under his feet, and his whole body felt dizzy.
Until Lan Po came over and patted him on the shoulder, "Don't be nervous, it's okay. I think you are also a child who doesn't know the world. If you go back now, I can pretend you didn't see it."
The seducer immediately turned around and left without looking back. Halfway out, he quickly turned around and bowed to Lan Po.
"I'm causing you trouble today."
"It's okay, it's okay."
Lan Po waved her hand at him, "I still have things to do, so I won't send it away."
"Okay!"
The seducer and his companions hurriedly passed through the gate, looked behind them, and then he breathed out a sigh of relief. "Shall we forget it?" asked the companion.
"Otherwise? Why don't you go? Let the two of us move the person who can't move. Do you have a few more heads than the judge, or is your neck tougher than a bull's head and a horse's face? Which one of the people here is easy to mess with? ”
"I know Mao Xiaoming. He has a very hot temper. He is just a man of his own, and there is no one who can make the decision in the Ma family. I am afraid that if they do something, the soul will be hooked."
He glared at his companion and said, "You know everything!"
Maybe he was depressed, but he didn't stop his anger and cursed loudly.
"Fuck you, do you think the bottom is the same as the top? Up above, it's your grandpa. No matter how hard your dad is, most of the situation will disappear once a person dies. But it's different down there. How many days have the Mao family and the Ma family been there? Didn’t you know that the teacher is a visiting consultant in the underworld?
Oh, there are two young people, one is a close disciple of the current heir of the Mao family, and the other is even more exaggerated, the female heavenly master of the Ma family. These two people are not only going to slay demons, but also to travel to the underworld. Let’s Your immediate boss must also receive them well, so it would be better for you to win over their souls.
Do you know how many seducers will be sent to the eighteenth level of hell at this time? There won't even be any scum left between the two of us by then! ”
After being yelled at, the other seducer realized the seriousness of the problem and was sweating like rain.
"Then what do we do now?"
"What should I do? I know what to do? Go back and report the truth truthfully and be punished. It is better than losing your life!
pick! It's okay to have background and qualifications in the human world, but when you get down there, seniority rankings are even more ruthless than those at the top! Everyone who can speak below is a well-connected person. Damn it, being a ghost is much harder than being a human being! ”
Complaining like this, the two soul seducers turned into black light and escaped underground.
……
"Little sister, I have a somersaulting cat at home. Do you want to come with me to have a look?"
Ma Xiaoyu calmly avoided the opponent's outstretched paw and said coldly: "I don't like cats, I like goldfish."
"Goldfish?"
The man suddenly became happy and said, "I also have a big tank at home. It's colorful. I like to show my little sister goldfish. Uncle, will you take me to see it?"
"Okay!"
Two pear dimples appeared on Ma Xiaoyu's face. When she raised her hand again, a talisman flew out and hung towards the wretched man opposite.
The man suddenly panicked, and with a scream still in his throat, he was pasted by the talisman and turned into a shadow and disappeared.
Lust, one of the seven sins, was easily conquered by Ma Xiaoyu.
"Pride and lust, two of them."
Ma Xiaoyu counted with her fingers. Although she had conquered two, her face was still solemn, because in the underworld, the soul has no concept of the passage of time.
She had no idea how much time had passed unless Lan Po reminded her, and Lan Po's voice disappeared from unknown time ago.
This is similar to a one-line connection. Only when Lan Po calls them can the two parties respond to each other.
Ma Xiaoyu looked around, and those ghosts seemed to be getting ready to move again...
"Qing Yi Peng Peng Hu! Come on, give me money, give me money!"
Yin Xiu sat on the edge of the stage, playing mahjong with a bang.
This made the three people sitting next to him extremely dissatisfied.
"I'm going to attack you! Are you cheating? You've been cheating more than a dozen times! If you let me see you cheating! I'll cut off your hands!"
"I think so. He's so handsome and he's so good at playing cards. How can there be such a good thing in the world? He must be out of luck! Kill him!"
Seeing this, Yin Xiu stood up, packed up her chips and was about to leave, "In that case, don't fight! I'm too lazy to waste time here with you!"
As soon as he turned around, his wrist was pulled by someone, leaving a shallow mark.
He turned around, and the person who had been sitting in his house said with a smile: "Don't go! Don't go! We are just playing cards for entertainment, why are you so serious? And brother, you have won so much, why don't you give everyone one?" A chance for revenge, isn’t that good?”
As he spoke, he waved his hands to the two people again, signaling them to calm down.
"I dare say this guy definitely didn't cheat. He's just lucky. Lucky, right?"
He looked at Yin Xiu, then at the two people, and immediately suppressed the anger of both parties.
"Okay, let's play another round!"
Yin Xiu sat down, crossed her legs and asked, "But do you still have money?"
This immediately stumped the three of them, because Yin Xiu had almost lost all their underwear in the previous few hands of cards.
"Everyone is here to play. If there are no chips on the table, it doesn't make sense, right?"
Yin Xiu scratched his head in distress, and after a long while he said: "Otherwise, wouldn't I be able to defeat you three together? I want to run away, but you can't keep me. Otherwise, let's fight Let’s liquidate the big ones at once!”
"What do you mean, brother, have you come up with any exciting ways to play?"
The person who was mediating just now became excited.
"It's easy!"
Yin Xiu also looked very excited, her face flushed.
"Speak quickly, slow down and I will chop you up!"
"Hurry up, I'm not asking you to show off just to talk."
Under the urging of the two people, Yin Xiu said: "Let's play this again. If I win, the three of you will be at my disposal. If any one of you three wins, not only will all the money I won before be returned, I’ll give it to you, even this life, how about it?”
The three of them looked at each other, and they all saw cunning and excitement in each other's eyes.
Afraid that Yin Xiu would regret it, the man quickly said: "Then it's settled, young man, you are not allowed to regret it."
"How could I regret it?"
After this was agreed upon, the three began to shuffle the cards.
You give me a look, I quietly make a gesture, three of them hit each other, I just make a card and he's dead!
After playing cards for so long, this was the first time they met such a stupid person. The three of them couldn't help but be a little excited, and all kinds of tricks were ready.
After everyone sorted out the card pile and grabbed the cards, the man said very generously: "You are a guest, you can play one card first and have a look!"
"Okay, then I'm welcome!"
After Yin Xiu casually stroked the mahjong tiles in front of him, he suddenly laughed.
The three of them were immediately puzzled, "What tricks are you trying to play again!"
"It's not about playing tricks. How dare I play tricks with the three big guys."
Yin Xiu pushed the card in front of him.
"Tianhu, Thirteen!"
(End of chapter)