Chapter 480 Chicken talk with duck


"This talisman is indeed very courageous to use."

Riding on the horse, through the window of the carriage, Yin Xiu handed a glass tube to Ma Xiaoyu.

"How about you pretend to be more for me?"

Ma Xiaoyu rolled her eyes at him, "Do you think you are going to the shop to fill the wine or make soy sauce? You can just get a bottle to fill it?"

"But I always thought it wouldn't be a difficult thing for you."

"It's really not that difficult."

Ma Xiaoyu took the glass tube and played with it between her fingers. "However, it's not that simple. It takes a lot of effort to copy Ma's exorcism to you so that you can use it. Not only do you have to pray sincerely, but you also need to pray sincerely. The ancestors of the Ma family agreed.”

Yin Xiu laughed, "So, the ancestors of the Ma family have already agreed to our affairs before?"

Ma Xiaoyu's beautiful brows came together, "You are talking about magic, right?"

"Didn't I keep talking about this?" Yin Xiu asked strangely.

"Ahem..."

Coughing twice to cover up her embarrassment, Ma Xiaoyu added: "It's just that they didn't object. After all, you are also a descendant of the Mao family."

"It's a perfect match, a match made in heaven." Yin Xiu added.

"You!"

Ma Xiaoyu's eyes widened, but Yin Xiu didn't seem to mean anything else.

Therefore, even though she was a little angry, she could only say, "You said this yourself, and others did not say this."

"It's all the same. Two people must be ideal, and their emotions and cognitions must match each other before they can be together..."

"Together?" Ma Xiaoyu stared at him.

"Yes, we are fighting side by side and slaying demons. Otherwise, if one uses Maoshan skills and the other talks about Jesus, is it possible that we can combine Chinese and Western skills? They always need to blend in and fit together."

"That's true."

Ma Xiaoyu's cheeks were flushed, and she subconsciously touched her earrings, "But, sometimes both parties have their own rules. Our family is very strict. I have only focused on slaying demons before and have never tried it. , I will be a little worried.”

"What are you worried about?"

Yin Xiu didn't take it seriously, "There are many things that are too late to wait until you think about them carefully. It's procrastinating and uncomfortable. When you want to act, you have to act quickly. If you come into contact today, you have to get it done by night."

"It has to be done at night?"

Ma Xiaoyu's face blushed a little more, "This is too fast. I thought we had to get to know each other for a while and get in touch with each other. Although we have been getting along for several months, I was not ready to try it. ”

"Well, there is always a first time for everything."

Yin Xiu unbuttoned two collars and said, "I'll go to your car in the evening, or we can find a forest with no people around, and then the two of us can start."

"Do?"

The blush on Ma Xiaoyu's face reached her ears, "But when I was a child, I overheard what my aunt and some neighbor sisters-in-law said. They said that this kind of thing always hurts the first time."

"It might hurt a little and bleed."

Yin Xiu glanced at her fingers and said, "I felt pain at first, but it will get better if I do it a few times. I will get used to it."

"Huh?"

Ma Xiaoyu couldn't help but be curious, "As a man, you also feel pain? I thought you would only feel..."

"Of course!"

Yin Xiu glanced at the mocking wind sword hanging on the horse's back, "It hurts a little, but people have to grow up and get used to it. And I said, this kind of thing should be done quickly before it is too late to avoid encountering anything. Unexpected events, no preparation, so we have to start tonight!”

"Tonight?"

Ma Xiaoyu couldn't help but hold her hands on her chest and whispered: "But even if this kind of thing is to be done quickly, not to mention following the ceremony, there must be someone to witness it, right? And it can't be now. After all, we still have many things to do." Made.”

"So troublesome? Just for fun."

"Just for fun?" Ma Xiaoyu was a little surprised.

"Of course!"

Yin Xiu talked to herself, "It's just a matter of fun. If we get it done this time, we'll do it next time. Why do we need so many troublesome things? It's just for fun. When we go out to travel around the world, the most important thing is to be happy."

"So that's it."

The blush on Ma Xiaoyu's face had faded, and a hand hidden in the carriage held the green-faced evil ghost mask.

She still smiled and said: "Then you must be like this all the time? Are you just playing with others?"

Yin Xiu shook his head at this time, "How is it possible? There is no such thing in Maoshan Shu. In the past, Uncle Ming and I had a friendship. When teaching the law, apart from pricking the fingers and drawing blood, there was not so much trouble. .

Of course it hurts a little the first time when you prick your finger to draw blood. After you do it a few times, it won't be a big deal if you prick your finger, bite your tongue, or bleed.

I heard that some people even had to cut off their fingers, dig out their eyes, and burn themselves with fire.

Moreover, when it comes to teaching the Dharma, we are very particular about not spreading the Dharma to the six ears. Even Taoist Master Afa would not stand aside to watch this kind of thing, so naturally there would be no such ceremony or witness. ”

Ma Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment, then asked hesitantly: "Then you said it was just for fun?"

"Because I don't know if I can succeed, so I won't be so depressed if I fail, right? So I just treat it as a fun." Yin Xiu was quite helpless.

"That's it..."

"Why is that so, haven't I been saying this all the time?"

"Of course, I am also preaching the Fa."

Ma Xiaoyu coughed a few times in embarrassment. When Yin Xiu touched her shoulder with concern, the green-faced evil ghost mask fell into the carriage with a plop.

"What sound?"

"It's nothing. Why don't you go ahead and take a look at the situation?" Ma Xiaoyu moved her body and pressed the green-faced evil ghost mask under her body.

"No, everything is fine right now."

As Yin Xiu spoke, he turned around and looked around. The team was marching in a seemingly slow but actually orderly formation.

Wei Dahong and Ren Qi walked at the front to explore the road, Hai Dongqing and Liu Banxian were in the middle, and Yin Xiu and Ma Xiaoyu were at the back of the team, marching step by step.

It was precisely because of such relaxation that Yin Xiu had time to chat with Ma Xiaoyu.

However, this leisure was soon broken by Liu Banxian.

It seemed that there was nowhere to talk to Hai Dongqing, or that he didn't want to pay attention to him at all, so Liu Banxian simply jumped off the carriage and ran from the middle to the end to chat with Yin Xiu.

Yin Xiu was helpless, "Liu Banxian, you are in danger."

"Danger?"

Liu Banxian looked around and said, "There is nothing."

As he said this, he climbed onto the carriage's shaft and sat outside the carriage.

Seeing that he would not leave for a while, Yin Xiu couldn't help but sigh, "Of course the danger is hidden in invisible places. If you see it, what is the danger?"

"It seems so."

Liu Banxian scratched his head and said, "Brother Yin, you are always very philosophical and mysterious in your speech. It would be a waste if you don't major in Feng Shui and Kanyu."

"Except for those who are really capable, everyone else is just doing psychological counseling. What is different about what they do?"

Yin Xiu took off the wine bag from his arms and handed it to Liu Banxian, indicating that he would take a sip to keep warm.

"Although we may have temporarily escaped the White Lotus Sect's spy, the closer we get to Changbai Mountain, the more likely we are to encounter those guys."

"It's like changing a batch, and you can always find the best one in the end, right?" Liu Banxian mused.

"Why change a batch?" Ma Xiaoyu suddenly asked. "Nothing, nothing."

Yin Xiu waved her hands repeatedly, "It's just a casual comment."

Liu Banxian also reacted at this time and changed his words: "It's just a joke, just a joke."

As he spoke, he looked ahead, and the huge outline of Changbai Mountain was already looming.

Even if Wangshan is a dead horse, there is still a huge distance in between, but being able to see a corner of this huge mountain range at the moment still makes people feel more at ease and more reliable.

Although that place could not be called the end point of Yin Xiu and his party's journey, for everyone in Weijiagou, arriving there was considered as completing their errands and repaying their debts.

After all, it is winter now, let alone people, even the roe deer are afraid of such severe cold and have to hide.

Not only the weather, but also the various strange things he encountered along the way were something Wei Dahong had never encountered in most of his life. He thought that he had experienced a lot by traveling all over the country.

In the end, compared with Yin Xiu and his party, he was no different from the farmers in the village.

However, during these days of travel, he has understood that sometimes seeing and experiencing little is a kind of happiness.

After all, most of what Yin Xiu has experienced cannot be faced and solved by a farmer or a porter.

Just as he was thinking about it and riding his horse forward, Ren Qi suddenly pulled his horse.

"What's wrong? Mr. Ren?"

Wei Dahong looked up and paused before asking any questions. He saw a "package" lying on the road ahead.

When he opened his eyes wide and looked, he realized that it was a person, but he was wearing rags and strips of cloth, and his face was buried in the snow, so he made a mistake.

As soon as Ren Qi and Wei Dahong stopped in front, the entire queue also stopped.

Then Yin Xiu rode up on a horse, Liu Banxian, Ma Xiaoyu, and Hai Dongqing followed curiously.

"Dead body?" Yin Xiu asked.

"Living people." Ren Qi replied.

"Trouble!"

Somehow, seeing a dead body on the road now made Yin Xiu feel relieved, but if there was a living person in front of him, he would be worried.

After all, in the vast snowfield of Liaodong, it is not unusual to see other things, but only when you bump into people, it will make people wary.

Who knows if this thing hiding in the snow is a beard, a strongman or a monster?

"You guys stay here, I'll go to the front and take a look first."

Ren Qi said something and looked back at the people, only to see that they had almost no reaction and just stood there.

Liu Banxian was wiping his sunglasses, while Yin Xiu and Ma Xiaoyu were whispering to each other. Even Hai Dongqing looked up at the sky, even though the sky was clear and clear at the moment, without even a single cloud.

"Okay, I'm the one who said it!"

Ren Qi jumped off the horse without holding a sword. He just put his hands in his sleeves and walked slowly on the snow, like taking a walk after a meal.

When he was only five steps away from the half-living and half-dead man, the man suddenly shivered, then turned over and muttered something vaguely.

"What did you say?"

Ren Qi stepped forward.

As if he suddenly saw a life-saving straw, the man stretched out his hands that were red from the cold and grabbed Ren Qi's boots.

Ren Qi still held his hands and did not bend down. He just lowered his head and asked: "I am just a passerby, not a pursuer chasing you."

After hearing this, the man's hand holding Ren Qi's boots relaxed a little and raised his head.

"Did you see it?"

"Well," Ren Qi's expression remained normal, "You used the Shaolin plum-folding hand that is secretly taught by Da Nei. Just now you held my meridians. If I make any abnormal movements, if you exert force on your hand, my thigh will instantly Break it off, and then you’ll take the opportunity to attack my crotch.”

"Then you're not afraid?"

"Not afraid."

Ren Qi turned to look at the people behind him, "If you dare to attack me, although the people behind me always pretend to be grandsons at such times, any one of them can kill you when you get up. ”

"I know."

The man let go of his hand completely and laughed twice, "Actually, I don't have the ability to defeat you, because you are a master, and I may not be able to beat you with both hands."

"You know the truth."

Ren Qi took a step back and asked him to stand up, "Tell me, which bureau are you in?"

"This is a secret. If you tell me, you will lose your head."

The man patted the snow on his body and bowed to Ren Qi, "The villain Ren Lingbao has met the adults."

Ren Qi ignored him, but turned around and shouted to Yin Xiu.

"This person also has an accent from Eastern Guangdong. Didn't you say that all my relatives named Ren in the provincial capital have turned into zombies? Isn't this okay?"

"Maybe I just happened to go out to visit relatives and missed it by chance."

Yin Xiu jumped off the horse and walked to Ren Qi, "What, has this person made his details clear?"

Ren Qi glanced at Ren Lingbao, "He said it was a secret, and he would be killed if he told it."

"Oh, this is a man with principles and a bottom line. I admire him! I like to deal with such a strong-willed man."

Yin Xiuchong gave Ren Qing a thumbs up, then turned his head and said to Ren Qi expressionlessly: "Kill him."

After saying that, Yin Xiu turned around and left without looking back, while Ren Qi stayed where he was, his hands slowly coming out of his sleeves.

As soon as Ren Lingbao saw Ren Qi's wrist, he immediately stood up straight and without a moment's delay, he cupped his hands and said: "The villain Ren Lingbao, the captain of the stick stick department, the fifth-grade palace guard!"

"Oh, a guy who fights backwards."

Ren Qi looked at him with disdain, "Then your title is correct. You really need to call me Sir."

"I wonder what I call you, sir?" Ren Lingbao complimented.

"What do I call you?"

Ren Qi touched his chin, "What if I told you that I am a fourth-grade imperial commander? But that is all in the past. Now you only need to know that my head is worth three thousand taels of silver, and it doesn't matter whether I live or die. That’s it.”

Ren Lingbao took a breath and looked towards Yin Xiu again.

To him, Ren Qi was terrifying, and Yin Xiu, who could instruct him to kill someone with just one sentence, was even more terrifying.

So he asked again: "Who is this lord?"

"He, he has no character." Ren Qi replied.

When Yin Xiu heard this, she turned around and said, "Are you scolding me?"

"I told the truth."

Ren Qi said calmly: "You have never worked as an errand in the court, and you have not even gone through the ordnance. Then you are naturally worthless."

"It seems so." Yin Xiu had to agree.

"But you have to remember, his head is more valuable." Ren Qi seemed to be introducing the product.

"I understand, little one."

Ren Lingbao bent down, then raised his head to look at the team, "Who are you?"

Snap!

As soon as he finished asking, there was a slap mark on Ren Lingbao's face, and half of his face became swollen.

Yin Xiu wiped her hands on him, "Am I asking you now, or are you asking me?" (End of Chapter)

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