Chapter 267 What cartoon villain universe? !
It is not difficult to convince Lucifer. Lango even thinks that this guy may be deliberately trying to cause trouble with the people in the cabin so that he can get off the ground. Whether it is negotiation or force, in short, he wants to join forces to fight Satan. One vote.
As for Quagma and Lao Qiao
It’s hard to say whether these two guys really want to make trouble with Satan, or they feel sorry for Lango, the son of his best friend, to take risks.
Anyway, after being slightly provoked, they agreed wholeheartedly, and even said that they would bring the high-tech killer weapons in the wooden house and use Satan's blood to warm up the battle between the ancient gods.
A very good promise, of course Lange didn't have high expectations.
He himself was not idle either. After making a rough plan in the Bar of Light in Los Angeles, Quagma and Old Joe took Lucifer to various parts of North America to close the gates of hell one by one.
Rango, for the upcoming journey to hell, rejected Lucifer's "good intention" of having hundreds of succubi accompany him, and flew back to New York that night.
It was already past two o'clock in the morning, and the whole city was immersed in silence. However, the hotel in front of him had a different scene.
The green lights shine everywhere in the hotel like searchlights. Many monsters that only appear in fairy tales are drinking glasses of unknown bubbling liquid, swaying to the rhythm of the music.
Lango believed that Dracula must have been a complete hippie in the past. With his money and big house, he would hold parties in the castle all day long, take pills with a group of friends, and get drunk.
Otherwise, there is no way to explain why there are always endless parties at Hotel Transylvania every time he comes over at night!
"How about... we should wait until dawn before coming back?" Lange lowered his head and looked at Teddy, who was at his feet with his eyes wide open.
After returning to New York, Yumi and the others went home to rest. Only Teddy became energetic when he heard that he was going to Hotel Transylvania and insisted on going together.
"Hotel Transylvania during the day is not that interesting." Teddy refused, looking up at Lango's hesitant expression, he couldn't help but said: "Brother, are you a little bit unsure about your position? Blurred?”
"Huh? What should I say?" Lango asked strangely.
Teddy pointed to the Transylvania Hotel not far away and said seriously: "Do you know who the owner of this hotel is?"
"Dracula."
“Who is Dracula’s daughter?”
“Mavis.”
"That's right! Mavis is your wife now. She talks about giving you a baby all day long. She is so obsessed with you!
"So? "
"So you are the nominal heir of this hotel! "
Teddy said excitedly, "Think about it Rango! You are Dracula's son-in-law. According to the mentality of those old money men, this cool hotel will be yours sooner or later. By then, all the monsters here will respectfully call you 'BOSS', and you will have to pretend to patrol the territory every time you come. After they know your identity, they will not be able to flatter you, so how can they dare to offend you! ”
“Thank you for your generous gift! " Lange looked at Teddy in shock, and it took him a while to squeeze out a sentence, "Why are you always thinking about my family property all day long! ”
"Because I have consulted a lawyer. With our current cohabitation relationship, if we break up in the future, you will have to pay me a large breakup fee." Teddy responded mercilessly.
"Haha, it seems that in order to avoid bankruptcy, I have to be bound to you for the rest of my life."
Lange smiled and kicked Teddy's ass twice, and Teddy was not to be outdone. He jumped up and punched Lango's knees a few times.
The two chatted and laughed, walking briskly towards Hotel Transylvania.
When Dracula and his team first moved from the mysterious island, in order to prevent ordinary people from intruding, the flower ponds on both sides of the hotel door were deliberately planted with piranha flowers.
Now that a few months have passed, I don't know how the people inside take care of it. The piranha flowers that were originally only as thick as an arm have grown to be as thick as several people hugging them, and the flower buds are big enough to easily swallow a car.
After sensing the arrival of Rango and Teddy, these hundreds of piranha plants turned their buds and aimed at them.
On the largest one, two fleshy branches even protruded from the buds, and two eyes were opened at the top of the branches, staring at Lango curiously.
"Fake. What do these two volleying glares mean?"
"I don't know, I didn't see them last time I came here. It seems that the piranha has become a spirit."< br>
Rango and Teddy looked at each other, shrugged, and planned to ignore these guys and walk directly into the hall.
However, at this moment, a large green banana leaf suddenly stood in front of them. The piranha flower staring at them in the air opened its bud, revealing that it was filled with bloodshot and broken flesh. mouth.
"Invitation."
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Rango couldn't help but be stunned. He had been to Hotel Transylvania so many times, and this was the first time he heard that he had to pay a fee to get in. Rules for invitations.
Piranha continued to open and close its big mouth, and said in a low voice: "BOSS is holding a dinner party inside, and no one is allowed in without an invitation."
When Teddy heard this, he immediately became unhappy. He pointed at Lango and shouted to the blind piranha: "Hey! You ignorant thing, open your eyes and take a good look! Do you know who he is?"
Piranha directly staring straight at Lango looked at it for a few seconds, then shook his head, "I don't know him, he looks like a human being."
"OK, I can only say that your level is too low." Teddy patted Lango's Shank, proudly said to the piranha: "My brother is the husband of Dracula's daughter Mavis, and the future owner of Hotel Transylvania. Do you understand this time?"
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Piranha was still shaking her head in confusion.
Seeing this, Teddy explained helplessly, "That means that after Dracula dies, Lango will be your new boss. If you want a promotion and a raise now, you'd better let us in quickly!" "
This time the piranha finally understood. It was slightly startled, and then the flower buds opened to the maximum. Just when Lango thought it was going to attack, this guy actually laughed.
Rango and Teddy looked at each other, is there anything funny about this?
The piranha flower in front of me laughed convulsively for a long time, and after spewing out countless smelly pollen, it finally stopped.
It looked at Lango and laughed: "Wait until Dracula is gone? Man, do you know how many years my boss has lived? Just wait slowly! Even if that day comes, I will probably wither long ago. Too old to die.”
“.Shetter.”
Teddy scratched his head in confusion. This guy seemed to make sense. A monster of Dracula's level might already be immortal. It would be more realistic to wait for him to die of old age than to wait for the end of the world.
Lango shook his head funny and said politely to the piranha: "I have something very important to discuss with Dracula and the others. Don't worry, let me in. Your boss won't blame you. Yours."
"No, the hotel is full of distinguished guests tonight, and you can't enter without an invitation." Piranha's attitude was very firm.
Frank, I don’t know where he pulled this old onion on Dracula, but he is quite dedicated.
It is definitely not possible to break in forcefully. According to Piranha, there seem to be many distinguished guests of Dracula in the hotel. He came here to seek help this time, so his attitude couldn't be so tough.
So, Lange took out his mobile phone from his pocket and prepared to call Mavis at home and ask her to tell someone in the hotel to come out and pick him up.
However, before he could dial the number, a swift figure suddenly jumped down from a balcony of the hotel, cut through the air, and arrived in front of Lango in an instant. "Woof woof~Rango!"
"Haha, Winnie!"
Looking at the little wolf girl with a butterfly hairpin in front of her, Lange immediately squatted down with a smile and rubbed her head.
After returning from the reverse world last time, Lango planned to let Winnie and the little slime visit his home for a few days to enhance their relationship.
But as soon as he arrived in New York, the werewolf Wayne stood guard at his door and took the little wolf girl and slime away without giving him a chance to abduct them.
“Hey, are you here to play with me?” Winnie was caressed by Rango on the head and lay comfortably on the ground. The dog’s head rubbed against Lango’s palm, enjoying the intimacy. .
Lange shook his head gently and said: "I will take you out next time. The place I go to this time is too dangerous and not suitable for you."
"Okay."
Winnie looked a little disappointed. : "Then let me take you in first. There are many guests at the hotel tonight. By the way, Rango, do you know? It turns out that my dad has a biological brother, but he looks fierce and not cute at all. "
Seeing that Winnie was about to take them in, Rango scratched her chin like a pet. But when Winnie was about to lean back and expose her belly, Lango was so frightened that he retracted his hand.
Sin, sin, I almost forgot that this little guy is a wolf girl, not just a puppy.
When Winnie saw Lango suddenly stop, she shook her head with some dissatisfaction, and then led Lango and Teddy towards the hotel.
The piranha that had been blocking them from entering had disappeared in front of Rango as soon as Winnie appeared and retracted into the flower pond.
It seems that it is not as ignorant as Teddy said.
Soon, the thick door of the hotel was kicked open by Winnie, and the melodious jazz and saxophone melodies echoed in Lango's ears.
In the hall, there are all kinds of monsters. They are holding wine glasses, chatting and laughing with friends, or dancing to the rhythm of music. Among them, some are so huge that they seem to burst the ceiling, while others are as small as mice, and many ghost-like creatures shuttle among them.
Having said that, there are many monsters here that look very familiar.
You don’t have to think twice to know that Lango must be the monster villain in which movie.
But he did not come back to catch bad guys. After smiling and greeting the large group of monsters who looked at him curiously, Lango continued to follow Winnie closely.
Generally speaking, at such a dinner party, ordinary guests are often gathered in the hall, and heavyweights like Dracula should be in a more private place at this moment.
< br>Bang——
Outside the private room at the end of the corridor, before Lango could knock on the door, Winnie, who was biting her pacifier, raised her foot and kicked the door open just like before.
"Dad, Brother Lango wants to see you for something." ." Winnie's voice was clear and loud.
In the private room, more than a dozen guests were sitting around the sofa, sipping red wine, biting cigars, chatting and laughing. Hearing Winnie's voice, they immediately stopped talking and turned their eyes to Lango, who was stunned at the door.
"Uh hahaha, I'm actually going to knock on the door."
Lango smiled awkwardly and waved quickly in Teddy's direction, indicating that the atmosphere here was not right and asked him first Go back to the hall and take shelter. But when he lowered his head to check, he found that Teddy had disappeared.
Frank, you are so unfaithful.
Feeling the scrutiny of everyone in the private room, Lange coughed lightly, loosened his collar, and strode in directly.
"Uncle Dracula"
Lango walked up to Dracula and was about to speak. The old vampire just glanced at him lightly, nodded slightly, and pointed Point to the empty seat next to you.
"Sit down first. I will introduce you to some of my old friends, who will also be helpful to you in the future."
"Huh?"
Lango couldn't help but feel shocked when he heard this, and the expression on his face almost lost control.
I have known Dracula for so long, and this is the first time that he has spoken to me so harmoniously!
At this moment, Lange felt an indescribable sense of satisfaction in his heart.
He knew that Dracula valued him! Otherwise, he would not agree to Mavis dating him.
Lange nodded gratefully, and even couldn't help shouting: "Okay, Dad."
"Huh?"
This statement also stunned Dracula, he He looked at Rango as if he was crazy. Just when he was about to make Rango smaller and give him a lesson, he thought about the relationship between the other party and his daughter.
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The old guy He shook his head helplessly and moved his seat a little further.
Here, Lange sat down contentedly and crossed his legs without any restraint. He picked up a glass of amber liquid from the coffee table, took a sip, lit another cigar, and looked at everyone present leisurely.
Needless to say, Dracula and his gang of old friends, I meet them every time I come here. I don’t know if they are cursed, so they must be with them at all times.
In addition to these old friends, Lango also unexpectedly met the Adamses
According to what Mavis said before, Mrs. Adams’s mother and Dracula were close friends, so the relationship between the two families It has always been very harmonious. Ever since Hotel Transylvania moved to New York, Mrs. Adams will be a guest almost every other day.
Sitting next to the couple is a human being.
Yes, Lange was very convinced that the other party was a human being. Whether it was the systematic judgment or the perception of his own giant body, he told him that the other party was a genuine human being.
But what really attracted Lango was not the identity of the other party, but his hilarious outfit.
The black and white tight-fitting battle suit, paired with a face longer than a horse's face and a pair of black glasses without temples, makes him look like a panda.
Coupled with the golden nose of the plane, it is even more ridiculous.
Soon, Dracula unveiled this mysterious figure for Lango - Mr. Super Power.
A superhuman villain who has recently emerged.
Okay.
Lango nodded, his eyes continued to flow, and fell on the next guest - a peacock with his head held high and wearing a white robe?
Dracula introduced him at the right time: "This is Prince Shen. He came all the way from the far east to visit me."
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(End of this chapter)