Chapter 287 I am the perfect military advisor, never defeated
Nearly one-third of the country’s Internet celebrity attractions have invariably appeared on campus 80 survey walls.
Attracting a large number of tourists and many outdoor bloggers.
At the same time, the short video about the anti-campus 1980s set off a wave of craze across the Internet.
This day is destined to be uneventful!
By three o'clock in the afternoon,
the topic of 80 on campus has reached the third place on the Douyin hot list.
Lin Feng turned around and said: "Let's go."
Yu Huanshui looked confused: "Where to go?"
Lin Feng: "It's over, just take off your clothes and hide your skills deeply. Name!”
Come on!
. . . . . .
On the way back.
Lin Feng sat in the passenger seat and clicked on Douyin.
“Cultivation of children’s anti-1980 awareness and bravery to say no in the face of bullying! Give children a happy childhood.”
"If you are bullied, don't be afraid! It's better to rely on yourself than to rely on the sky and the earth. Build up your muscles!"
"Junior high school student suffered 80, and the classmate couldn't stand it anymore. Internet users asked for help: the beating was too hard. , I want to do something."
"The boys stopped the eight-year-olds on campus and were surrounded and yelled at. The boy said: I can't just watch them bully her."
"The eight-year-olds on campus. influence How big is it? Today, many Internet celebrities with millions of fans say that they still can’t let go! This pain will not disappear because of other people’s fault. Suffering will always be suffering.”
“I will kill anyone who dares to touch my child. His fucking life, if falv can’t give me justice, I don’t care who you are, I will use the same method to seek justice for my children!”
"..."
The crowd is furious!
The topic of the 1980s is still rising in popularity.
Yu Huanshui searches for Li Hongbin.
The report video directly exceeded 500,000 likes.
Click into the comment area.
@南**provincial Education Bureau
@Kyoto Daily
@京都人网
@京都 Education Bureau
@KYOTO. . .
Yishui’s familiar ID.
Don’t mention it, these guys are always laughing and joking, but they are still very powerful at critical moments.
Yu Huanshui smiled and said: "Boss, can we count this as some merit?"
Lin Feng: "The battle has just begun. It's too early to think about this now."
Yu Huanshui was stunned.
What does it mean?
Anyone else?
Lin Feng yawned and said: "Eighty-year-old is never the most disgusting, and being left alone is not the most disgusting.
The most disgusting thing is that the victim finally couldn't help but want to resist. At this time, everyone will come and hold his hand.”
"Ah?"
"Ah what, look in front, concentrate on driving!"
As he said that, Lin Feng slowly flattened the seat and lay down on it.
“The originally beautiful child covered her mouth, with only fear in her bright eyes!
If kindness and justice are wrong, then what should we educate our children?
Okay,
I’ll take a nap for a while and call me when you get home! ”
“Okay boss! "
Yu Huanshui nodded and slowed down the car.
Muttered the sentence softly in his mouth: "If kindness and justice are wrong, then what should we educate our children. . ”
. . . . . . .
Back home.
Lin Feng continued to catch up on his sleep and woke up around seven o'clock.
As soon as I opened my eyes,
I saw Yu Huanshui walking around his bed anxiously.
"Mr. Shui, what are you doing?"
"Oh, boss you are finally awake, something big has happened!" Yu Huanshui looked anxious.
Lin Feng: "What's wrong?"
Yu Huanshui ran over with his mobile phone: "Look, Li Hongbin's video is gone again!"
Lin Feng was very casual He glanced at it and said: "It's gone, it's gone, why are you panicking?"
Seeing Lin Feng so calm, Yu Huanshui's thoughts turned out to be true.
The boss must have guessed that this would happen, so he said that the battle had just begun.
"What to do, boss, what to do next?"
Lin Feng walked out of bed and poured a glass of water, drank it slowly and said, "Do nothing."
Huh?
Do nothing?
Yu Huanshui was confused.
Lin Feng ignored him, but picked up his phone and sent a message to Li Hongbin.
Yu Huanshui just caught a glimpse of eight words: Stand still and wait for my news.
“Boss, what are you going to do?”
"I won't say anything, I won't do anything."
Huh?
Yu Huanshui became more and more confused.
Lin Feng glanced at him, smiled and said: "Don't worry, Mr. Shui, just wait!"
"What are you waiting for?"
Lin Feng: "Public opinion is fermenting!"
. . . . . .
Eight p.m.
Lin Feng started broadcasting on time.
[The stream of members from Year V flows into the live broadcast room]
[Xiaowan, a member of Year V, enters the live broadcast room]
[A stranger, a member of Year V, enters the live broadcast room]
[. . . . . 】
Five minutes into the broadcast, the number of viewers exceeded 40,000.
The barrage at this time was all about the campus 80 and Li Hongbin video being deleted.
In response, Lin Feng only made a 'shh' gesture.
The brothers understood immediately.
No more swiping the screen.
"Don't worry, brothers, everything is under control. When the time comes, I will give you a satisfactory answer."
Lin Feng spoke in a very cryptic manner, receiving bursts of praise from his brothers. .
"Believe in the strategist!"
"The strategist will never let me down."
"If the strategist does not go to the battlefield, he will be a joker (dog head) on the battlefield."
Damn you,
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Then there is the most classic "National College Entrance Examination--Boyfriend and Girlfriend Admissions Test"!
Directly pushed the popularity of the live broadcast room to 80,000+
Lin Feng struck while the iron was hot:
“For candidates whose scores in this exam are not very satisfactory, we will conduct random live broadcasts next. , places are limited, are you ready?
I said three-two-one,
Brother Shui started to connect wheat,
Brothers, let’s work hard! ”
For a time, the brothers were gearing up and eager to try.
Three,
Two,
One,
start.
Ding~
“Hello, military advisor!”
It's a girl.
Lin Feng: "Congratulations to this sister for getting the first special tutoring opportunity tonight.
Come,
Sister,
Excuse me, ex Add me on WeChat and ask me how I’m doing lately
How to respond and answer? "
The girl thought for a while and said, "I'm hiding from debt. What's the matter? ”
Beautiful!!
Correct answer!!
Just tell him that you have been having a bad time recently and are short of money.
In this case, he will be so scared that he will turn around and run away, afraid that you will borrow money!
Lin Feng said excitedly to the camera: "Congratulations to this classmate for becoming the first guest to answer correctly tonight, and I will be rewarded with a box of pure cattle and horses from Yili!!"
Miss etiquette!
Then I saw Yu Huanshui holding a box of ‘Yili pure cattle. . Ma’ walked a catwalk in front of the camera very enchantingly.
. . . . .
On the barrage.
“My Yili pure cow horse hahahaha (laughing to death).”
“Who the hell changed ‘milk’ to ‘horse’, I laughed so hard.”
“These two guys are so funny, hahaha.”
“Don’t drink too much, sister! This thing will foam up if you drink too much (grin).”
Poof~
Hahahahahaha.
"Sister, send me your address privately in the background, and I will ask Brother Shui to mail it to you tomorrow."
Come!
The next person please!
Ding~
"Hello, military advisor!" It's another little sister.
Lin Feng: "Excuse me, should I kiss with my eyes closed or with my eyes open?"
Girl: "Kissing with a boy or with a girl."
? ?
Fuck you. . .
“Of course it’s a boy!!”
Girl: “Hee hee, then I’ll close my eyes.”
Lin Feng slapped the table: “Wrong! The correct answer With your eyes open, do you know why?”
Girl: "Why?"
Lin Feng: "Because you have to keep an eye on his hands and don't let his hands be placed where they shouldn't be!"
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
“Is it better to kiss a boy or a girl? Hahaha, I’m laughing so hard!”
"I don't understand why kiss is staring at her hands (dog head)."
"Because...it can be compared to the fact that you need to hold the bowl (sunglasses) while eating."
"I hold the bowl (cover the bowl) Face).”
Hahahaha, that’s the truth.
. . . . . .
Come on,
next.
Ding~
"Hello, military advisor."
It's a boy.
Lin Feng: "Excuse me..."
Boy: "Brother, don't ask, I have a question."
Lin Feng: "Say."
Boy: "Brother, I sent you a private message. Urgent, help!"
Lin Feng clicked on the private message in the background.
That was a screenshot of a WeChat chat.
Verification message: "Hey, ancestor, agree!"
You have added air bangs and can now start chatting.
Boy: Who are you?
Air bangs: I am your girlfriend’s strategist.
Brother, I beg you.
Can you please stop posting the difficult question of giving away someone’s head?
I am analyzing and answering those questions.
My brain cells are almost gone from you two.
Stop embarrassing the military advisor, okay?
Seeing this screenshot, Lin Feng laughed directly.
“No, bro, how do you chat with each other? Look how difficult it is for the child.”
Boy: “No, bro, I learned those words in your live broadcast room. You have to be responsible for me!”
Fart!
Lin Feng: "I am an emotional strategist. I only analyze and never teach people how to chase girls.
You listen to those bullies on the public screen giving you random advice, and if you mess up, you want me to take the blame, right? "
Boy: "Brother, I was wrong, please help me. "
...
On the barrage.
"Who are you calling a piece of shit (dog head). ”
"I am a fire-sign strategist, and I mainly focus on talking to my best friends instead of talking to myself (slightly)."
"By coincidence, the air-sign strategist is online. We have just made a couple, who will come (sunglasses)."
"Look at the avatar, it's the mother's womb, either the sea king or the widowed king (grin)."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "It is my principle and bottom line not to help others fall in love.
However,
the military counselor opposite is a bit interesting.
Push me to her, I will follow She passed two moves."
Holy shit!
Strategist versus strategist!
Wonderful brothers.
"Personal business card (Fengxian)"
Boy: This is my military advisor, you guys can talk.
Ding Dong~
You have added Feng Xian and can now start chatting.
Air bangs: Hello!
Lin Feng: Hello!
Air bangs: Is it okay?
Lin Feng: Where!
Air bangs: Where to go on a date on the weekend?
Lin Feng: Zoo.
Air bangs: What can I do to get a date?
Lin Feng: Look at the swan
Air bangs: Then you are a toad (sunglasses).
Lin Feng: Then you are the white swan (dog head).
Air bangs: I'm glad to meet you, I'm in Wolong AKA Southwest with a scumbag girl (holding fists).
Lin Feng: It’s a pleasure to meet you. I am Fengchu AKA the most affectionate person in East China (handshake).
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Wolong AKA Southwest's top partner with a scumbag" versus "Feng Chu AKA East China's most affectionate"
"Our military advisor: Fire a test shot first.
Female military advisor: Nuclear bombs! Two. Get ready!"
"Hahaha, I laughed so hard."
"Should I say it, these two are terrible!"
"Really, every sentence is like a joke and every sentence is a test."
"Masters duel with deadly moves!"
"As I get older, I like to watch these little guys. Young tossing (dog head). "
"Really, the old aunt's love brain has been awakened again"
"She was still stunned (sunglasses)." br>
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Air bangs: The tone is not small.
Lin Feng: Don’t dare. After all, I brush my teeth (sunglasses) every morning and evening.
Air bangs: How about a discussion?
Lin Feng: Okay!
Air bangs: Are you playing with Eggman?
Lin Feng: I will kiss you after deducting 1.
Air bangs: 1
Lin Feng: This is my game ID (dog head)
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Hahaha, the military counselor KO'd."
"Victory! (dog head)"
"The military counselor won, but also lost (sunglasses)."
"How do you say it?"
"Win the battle, lose love (raise an eyebrow)."
I clicked.
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Air bangs: You misunderstood, 1 means received (smile).
Haha,
talk back.
Lin Feng: Actually I like you (pen refill)
Air bangs: I don’t like you (hands spread)
Raymond Lam: It doesn't matter, I just took the risk and lost
Air Bangs: I know, so what I just wanted to say is that I don't like me, but I love you (Rose)
Lin Feng: Lost I need to express my love to the person I love most.
Air bangs:. . .
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
“Hahahaha our military division won again in the second battle.”
“Frog Qu, is this the true strength of Principal Lin (shocked)!!”
“ Although the opponent's military advisor lost, he was already stretched to the limit (cow)"
"Really, just watching them type makes my cerebellum shrink (face covering)"
"Every sentence is a trap, I would have been walked like a dog (grin)."
"Trivia: The military advisors on both sides seemed relaxed, but in fact they have been scolded countless times in the process (dog head) ).”
Pfft~
Hahahahaha.
(End of this chapter)