In the wilderness.
A lonely car.
The car door is ajar.
There is not much room for imagination about what the people inside are doing.
Although BBA has fallen from the altar, and the price of Q5 is not even comparable to Boss Jiang's Chenguang One, at least the hotel room rate is definitely affordable.
No matter what.
Hourly room options are also available.
But adults, sometimes what they care about is not cost saving, but more likely to pursue excitement.
It was exactly as Shi Dong imagined. When someone opened the car door carelessly, a man and woman in their thirties were sitting in the back seat.
I don’t know whether it was in time or not, but the woman was straddling the man’s lap. Her clothes were disheveled, but she was not to the point of seeing no evil.
To put it crudely, it should be considered that they are in the stage of flirting. They are rubbing each other's ears and temples together, and it is getting better and better. The pair of wild mandarin ducks never expected that they would be disturbed when they went to a place like this.
Boss Jiang may have been too naive and did not think twice before opening the door, which led to this embarrassing situation.
The disturbed wild mandarin duck immediately broke away. The woman hurriedly got off the man's lap, quickly sat inside, and turned her head to straighten her appearance to relieve her confusion at this time.
The same thing happened to the man. He quickly straightened his waist and fastened the loosened belt again, and then buttoned his coat. There were still traces of lipstick on the side of his neck. The space in the back of the Q5 is only a little bigger, and the woman can hide. Once inside, he had nowhere to hide and could only face the heroes outside the door without any buffer.
I have to admit that at this time, Boss Jiang had his back to the dusk, and he felt like a messenger of glory.
The atmosphere was awkward.
That was quite embarrassing.
But there is no turning back. It is impossible to turn back time. Even if you close the car door again, nothing will change.
If you are in your thirties, you are definitely married, and married people are unlikely to be so interested in traveling to places like this to seek excitement.
Because marriage is a rolling pin of passion, some partners even evolve into brothers after a long time.
How could a "brother" do such a "dirty" thing?
Boss Jiang, who is a bad guy and a good guy, or who broke up an adulterous affair, doesn’t know if he is embarrassed at this time, but he has one advantage, that is, he is not alarmed by changes, and his inner emotions are not easily expressed on his face.
So he didn't quickly close the door again, and secondly, he didn't turn around and run away. Instead, he stayed there motionless, even holding the car door with his hand, leaning against the light, looking sacred and solemn.
To know.
In this case, the calmer one party is, the more nervous the other party will be.
"Brother, smoke."
I don't know if the man was frightened or not. He put his hands into his pockets and took out a pack of cigarettes.
"I don't smoke."
"Then...drink water."
The man put down his cigarette and looked for water at a loss, but couldn't find it, and his expression became more and more embarrassed. .
"What are you doing?"
The rude Boss Jiang asked first.
"No, nothing, we are just colleagues..."
The woman sitting inside gave a weak explanation, and she also raised her hands to cover her face, with long red nails.
"Well, yes, brother, don't get me wrong, we are just talking about work."
The man quickly added and nodded vigorously. If the lipstick marks on his neck were not too eye-catching, his attitude would be considered sincere.
"Talk about work in the car?"
Jiang Chen continued to ask.
The man touched his pants uneasily with his hands, his mental agility greatly reduced.
Jiang Chen's aura did not last long. The woman inside looked at him quietly, then took the arm of the best friend next to him and asked in a low voice: "Who is he?"
The man looked surprised, tilted his head, and asked stammeringly: "You, don't you know him?"
The woman shook her head, "I don't know him."
"Isn't he your husband?"
“No.”
Although she is over thirty, this woman is fashionably dressed, with wavy hair tied up, and her voice is soft and weak.
What I fear most is the sudden silence in the air.
When he learned that he was not the woman’s husband, the man was visibly stunned for two seconds, and then suddenly turned around.
“Who are you?”
At this time, there was still confusion on his face.
“I was passing by and asked if there was a mountain here...”
"..."
"..."
Looking at the confident Jiang Chen outside the car, the man's eyes straightened, and then he let out a breath and raised his hand to wipe his forehead, probably to wipe sweat. , at this time, the expression began to change.
“Are you asking for directions?”
“Uh, is that mountain near here?”
Jiang Chen continued to seek help.
The man closed his eyes, his masseter muscles trembled, and then looked outside the car, without answering Jiang Chen's question.
“Are you alone?”
“What’s wrong?”
Boss Jiang didn’t realize the seriousness yet.
It was probably because he didn't find anything when he looked around just now. The man suddenly changed his face, looked around in the car, and then picked up a high-heeled shoe that the woman had fallen off and had no time to put on.
“Ask, ask, ask your sister!”
Two levels of reversal.
He jumped out of the car like a wild horse, holding his high heels.
Boss Jiang is not too stupid. He knew how to hide at this time. While retreating, he said: "Forget it, I won't ask anymore."
It's a good feeling.
The man's face was red, and he was probably holding back more than just anger. He chased Boss Jiang with high heels and wanted to knock Boss Jiang on the head.
I can only blame the Taoist sister for having other tasks, such as picking up Wu Sheng from school. Otherwise, if she were here, this beast who stole incense and jade and was destroyed would probably be in trouble today.
“Stop!”
A calm and intimidating voice sounded.
Sister Taoist Sister is not here, but Boss Jiang is not alone either.
Although Shi Xixi has many unsatisfactory qualities in her character, she has one distinctive feature, which is to protect her shortcomings.
Just like dealing with people like Yi Fei, you can bully them casually, but you can't bully others.
The furious man didn't expect there was anyone else, so he subconsciously stopped and saw a woman in professional attire holding a mobile phone.
"If you dare to take another step forward, I will call the police immediately."
Call the police, call the police!
Who is afraid of whom!
Who is the injured party? !
The man wanted to shout, but he didn't have the confidence. After all, having an affair is not a glorious thing. If it can be avoided, it must be avoided as much as possible.
And the other person felt very different to him. She was dressed in professional attire, but not like those ordinary working women, with a sinister look in her eyes, which made him frightened.
He was very angry, but considering the reality, between taking a step back to gain access to the world and further losing his reputation, he rationally chose the latter.
Since he specifically asked Boss Jiang if he was alone before the attack, it shows that he is actually a quite... rigorous person.
“Don’t let me touch him again.”
He took his high heels and pointed at Boss Jiang with the tip of his shoes, then turned around and walked back to Q5.
After a while, Q5 started.
I don’t know if it’s time to change to a feng shui treasure land.
No.
It has nothing to do with Feng Shui.
The main reason is that time has been delayed.
It’s almost half past six. It’s time to get home. It’s time to get home.
"Say thank you."
Q5 left with resentment. Shi Xixi put down her phone, raised her pointed chin slightly, and suppressed a smile.
“Why?”
“Without me, you would have suffered a bloody disaster today.”
“If it weren’t for you, I wouldn’t be here.”
Boss Jiang, who was almost beaten, made a statement based on the facts, and then reminded him kindly, "Have you seen how violent people are nowadays? You'd better not act alone in the future and bring a bodyguard with you."
" It has something to do with anger Isn’t it because you ruined someone else’s good deeds and is holding back your anger?”
“It’s not because you asked me to ask for directions.”
Jiang Chen shied away. Responsibility, but Shi Dong will definitely not bear the blame.
"Did I ask you to pull the car door directly? You're not afraid of hurting your eyes. I think you did it on purpose, right? Does that woman have a good figure?"
Before Jiang Chen could answer, the comments came in full swing.
"Why are you such a pervert!" In fact, the majority of female compatriots should learn from this aunt. Her ability to knock someone down is simply the pinnacle of perfection.
She just encouraged someone to ask for directions, and she clearly knew what was going on in the car.
Of course.
People are divided into groups.
Being able to "outing" with her shows that Boss Jiang is also a well-matched player, how could he not know the other party's "tricks".
But he still said nothing and performed exceedingly well, adding a different kind of fun to the boring life.
This is a tacit understanding.
Such a state is rare, and few people are lucky enough to encounter it in life.
In the adult world, it is not difficult to find collaborators who can work together for mutual benefit. It is rare to find someone who is as willing as a child to accompany you to fool around.
“No matter how perverted I am, you are not as perverted as you.”
Of course Chairman Shi also knew that the other party deliberately disturbed a pair of wild mandarin ducks to amuse himself, but this guy’s mouth was still the same as before. It makes people feel itching involuntarily.
"The dog bit Lu Dongbin, right? I should have let that person break your head just now."
Jiang Chen didn't take it seriously.
"Do you think I'm afraid of him? I just don't want to hurt anyone. Three or five people can't get close to me."
"Tsk, tsk!"
Shi Qianqian sneered.
"Go back home."
Jiang Chen doesn't want to waste his words, Xia Chong can't say anything, how can this aunt understand his strength.
Jiang Chen turned around gracefully.
“Why?”
Shi Qianqian followed the car.
“I can’t find any place, where can I go back?”
“Hello Xiaochen, I’m going to Langlang Mountain.”
Shi Xixi said to the car.
“Received, we are navigating to Langlang Mountain.”
Jiang Chen thought it was a joke, but he didn’t expect that it was actually that name. He drove for another half an hour and finally arrived successfully. And drive to the top of the mountain.
At this time, the sky is getting dark. Looking from a high place, the hazy city lights flicker in and out of sight.
“Get the stuff out.”
Before, Jiang Chen was still wondering why the other party went shopping in the middle. Could it be that the restaurant needed to prepare its own drinks, but now the case was solved.
Shi Xixi was well prepared and carefully bought a blanket for the floor.
Because the location is indeed a bit remote, there is only one car on the top of the mountain. Except for the two camping people, no other wild mandarin ducks can be seen.
Same.
Yanyangyang also has to clock in to work.
Tomorrow is not a day off.
“It’s quite impressive, you can find it in such a place.”
Jiang Chen wanted to get on the blanket, but was scolded.
“Take off your shoes.”
He could only take off his shoes angrily.
"You didn't like running around when you were a teenager?"
Shi Xixi, who was sitting with her legs bent, threw several cans of beer over. In addition to the wine, there were snacks, fruits, and braised delicacies on the blanket.
“How can we compare with your conditions? The good students think about studying hard and getting ahead, while the poor students spend all day thinking about how to outwit their parents so they can steal some time to play games in Internet cafes.”
People living on the same timeline does not mean they live in the same era.
For example, compared with this aunt, the gap between the two when they were young was too huge.
While the other party was hanging out with friends, driving around in luxury cars, and enjoying life, he was studying hard in the classroom late at night.
“Click.”
Jiang Chen unscrewed the beer can and took a sip.
"It's miserable to sell less. Material life is lacking, but your spiritual world is rich."
Shi Xixi exposed it unceremoniously and opened the bag of cooked food, "That barrister of yours said He is young, but he is handsome and smart, with both talent and appearance. ”
Jiang Chen's expression remained unchanged, "Thank you for the compliment. I am proud to have such a young boy."
"Just proud?"
Shi Qianxi raised her eyes to look at him .
“What else?”
Jiang Chen didn’t know why.
"Ka."
Shi Xixi also unscrewed a can of beer, sat on the top of the mountain, looked into the distance, and said lazily: "Stop pretending, you worked so hard to get me back from Kyoto. Everyone knows what Sima Zhao’s plan was.”
“Since you have done the investigation, you must do it rigorously. I didn’t invite Fang Qing to come. This was Shu Rui’s idea.”
“Huh.”
“Why are you laughing?”
"I knew you would say that. The trick that men usually use is that they will never admit it unless they are stuck in bed. They rack their brains to shirk the responsibility. Even if they can't deceive others, it's good to deceive themselves. Even if they are blocked, In bed, he would also say that he was the one being tempted. Did the man and woman who had an affair just now also say that they were friends? "
Jiang Chen was silent at first, and then he couldn't help laughing.
This aunt has a very clear understanding of human nature.
“If you think so, I can’t help it.”
Jiang Chen picked up a duck claw.
"I thought you could make a different excuse."
Shi Xixi looked disappointed.
Jiang Chen is not afraid of being scalded by boiling water, "Maybe my image in your mind is too tall."
"Vomit!"
Shi Qianqian immediately made a vomiting gesture , until now, she was the only one who was so careless in front of Boss Jiang.
"Pregnant?"
Jiang Chen looked at her sideways, still holding a half-eaten duck paw in his hand.
“Go to hell.”
Shi Qianqian kicked with her feet. She was wearing high heels, so she didn’t wear socks. Her smooth, white and tender feet crossed a lot of food and drink and stabbed towards Jiang Chen’s thigh. .
“It stinks!”
Jiang Chen used his hand to fan himself.
Not only did he not regard her as Chairman Jin Hai, he also seemed not to regard her as a woman.
“You stink to death!”
If it were an ordinary girl, she would definitely be shy and embarrassed, but Shi Qianqian was completely different. Instead, she moved her bare feet up and tried to put them into Jiang Chen’s mouth. go.
“Pa.”
Jiang Chen slapped him away, what a gentleman!
“Don’t make me puke too.”
It was then that I discovered that Shi Dong’s toenails were also painted with Dankou, and they were still blue.
Same.
The toes will not be seen by outsiders and will not affect the dignity.
"Give me your phone."
Since someone doesn't know how to cherish, Shi Xixi naturally chooses to take her feet back.
“What for?”
Jiang Chen turned around to admire it and asked casually while drinking.
“Lend it to me.”
"You don't have a mobile phone yourself?"
"Throw it in the car."
Jiang Chen didn't think much and threw the mobile phone, an extremely private personal item, to the other party so casually.
“What are you doing?”
Who knew that after receiving the phone, the other party turned off the phone inexplicably.
"I'll keep it safe for you for the time being."
Shi Qianqian stuffed the phone under her butt, "This way no one will disturb you."
Jiang Chen's eyelids twitched for no reason and he glanced at the general. The witch put a date into her mouth and suddenly felt that the quiet mountain top with a good scenery had become eerie and dangerous for no reason. (End of this chapter)