Chapter 19 There is a reason why you failed to pass the civil service exam
A good day starts with breakfast, which is the only thing Li Cang has that can be called enjoyable.
The broken wood dug out from the demolition of the house was soaked by the rain, so Li Cang had to use the firewood stored by the original owner of the wing to start the fire.
This made him feel very distressed, and he regretted why he didn't think of getting into the kitchen of ordinary people's homes and carrying a few liquefied gas tanks back.
After all, there are basically no plants on the island. After all the rotten wood and the fuel stored in the wing are burned out, he can't eat his hair and drink his blood, right?
I cooked myself a pot of rice and steamed a few vegetable leaves drizzled with soy sauce and peanut oil.
Out of one pot!
Real foodies never pick and choose the quality of food, they only care about whether it is enough to eat.
Staring at the bacon hanging on the beam, chewing vegetable leaves and eating rice, Li Cang began to lose focus.
Yanchuan belongs to the northeastern region and does not have the habit of making ham and bacon. Those who live in or capture the fragments and floating islands belonging to the southern region must have a high happiness index, right?
Li Cang once traveled to her hometown with a college classmate with whom he had a good relationship. That year was the peak of pork production, and the price of meat was sky-high. At first sight, he saw chickens hanging on the beams in the kitchen and in the curing room. Duck, fish, pork ribs and ham, he felt that this very low-key female classmate must have secretly opened a mine at home behind the back of his classmates and friends.
What kind of family do you dare to create like this?
Moreover, the shelf life of cured goods is very long, and they can usually be stored for several years
It’s so fucking mouth-watering!
Li Cang almost drooled as he finished the tasteless soy sauce cabbage rice. It felt as if he had not eaten it.
So I reluctantly ate three more corn dogs, and then I felt that I could make do with life.
With diesel, that generator could finally start.
Li Cang found a spot welder and an angle grinder from the trophies that the corpse brother had arranged in piles and covered them with plastic sheets to protect them from rain. He cut and welded them, and used the steel bars to make several anchor-shaped steel hooks.
The old tattered ropes are no longer needed. Bundles of new ropes look very secure at first sight.
After tying the rope to the hook, Li Cang began to try to hook the surrounding floating island fragments.
"Whoosh"
After several attempts without success, Li Cang realized that it was not just a long rope that would get twice the result with half the effort. This thing actually required strength, accuracy, and a foundation in physics.
With his current state of 69 years old and guarding the tower despite being sick, he can only throw a hook that is not heavy at most ten or twenty meters, and it will be useless any further, just like a useless person.
"Brother Big Corpse, come here and I'll give you something fun~"
Big Corpse Brother:
The amount of debris produced after the explosion of the giant floating island is so huge that a blind cat can kill a mouse even if it encounters a few.
After two hours of non-stop throwing and retracting the hook, Big Corpse Brother retrieved six fragments of the floating island that were relatively close to each other.
The larger ones are more than ten meters long and wide, and the smaller ones are no bigger than a toilet.
[Air Island Subordinate: Li Cang (Cang)]
[Area of empty island: 17.34*21.88 (under annexation)]
[Servant of Destiny: Brother Corpse, (to be named)]
【Destiny Coin: 101.5】
【Prayer】
【Communication】
After using up the hook, Li Cang's face was full of relief when he looked at the large and small fragments firmly hooked on the edge of the floating island.
"Wait a minute."
I seem to have forgotten something!
He started scratching his head.
The impact on the head hurts a little, maybe there are sequelae?
So, what did I forget? A floating island.
Lao Zhong was sitting in a room with seventeen or eight big pig knuckles hanging from the beams, cursing as he took the ribs out of the pot to stew chicken and ate it,
"Ganli Niang, all the ashes have been raised by you!"
"Even if you die, you won't even remember to give me a dream!"
"Oh, man!"
"It's okay this time. Should I leave now or not?"
Li Cang placed the flush toilet on the edge of the floating island and built a toilet that could flow down three thousand feet.
Yes, that's right, he's here to poop.
It's very troublesome, you need to fill the toilet manually, the pipe is buried directly underground, and the excrement rises directly along the edge of the island.
How else could it be?
Leave feces and urine to be used as fertilizer in vegetable fields?
Stop it!
Human feces cannot be used directly as fertilizer. It must be fermented before use.
Then can you imagine composting on an island with a total area of 20*20 square meters?
Do you think your life is too comfortable and want to find some punishment for yourself?
Besides, Li Cang is not so luxurious as to use the hard-earned rolls of plastic greenhouse film as compost.
Mentioning shit.excrement.uh.fertilizer.
Li Cang finally remembered what he had forgotten. It turned out to be Lao Zhong!
【Cang: Wuhu~】
[Si, Fu, Xing, He: Am I pretty? Do you hear me? Am I pretty? 】
[Cang: Calm down, Old Wang, and treat others with courtesy]
[Si, Fu, Xing, He: I’ll give you a hammer, I’ll give you a hammer, my old Nima King, I thought you were dead. It’s such a hot day. If you wait a few more days, you’ll get maggots. Then I’ll It would be too much to cremate you]
[Cang: I’ve been fooled. Do you still remember the guy on the forum who found a wild island with more than 600 walking corpses? 】
[Si, Fu, Xing, He: Did I bump into you? I told you that the connection was lost and the navigation failed. I contacted you but couldn’t reach you. I thought you were buried secretly. Let me tell you, it is very immoral to avoid cremation these days. No wonder you failed the exam. Official ape, your qualifications are not up to standard]
[Cang: Wait for me to reconnect the coordinates, then you can continue on your way, okay]
[Si, Fu, Xing, He: Got it, how was your harvest? 】
Li Cang thought for a while, this harvest is hard to say
So Li Cang told Lao Zhong the story about me and my placenta and his speculation.
Lao Zhong was silent for a long time, and then he held back a sentence:
[Damn, this young man is so awesome! 】
Another half day passed,
[Si, Fu, Xing, He: So, our earth exploded, creating another parallel world. That floating island is the fragment of another earth that was blown up by our earth, and that monster is actually you? 】
[Cang: I guess that’s what I mean. This is a bit too big of an idea, but I don’t know how to put it. That guy made me feel like I was looking in the mirror]
[Si, Fu, Xing, He: If you become that kind of monster, can I inherit your inheritance if I rush over now? 】
[Cang: Blocked. 】
[Si, Fu, Xing, He: No, no, no, no, I said you are in a very high mood today. Is your illness finally cured? 】
[Cang: Yes, the wishing coin reminds me that I can cure the disease by popping your anus a thousand times]
【Si, Fu, Xing, He: OK, I’m going to take a shower now】
[Cang:? ? ? 】
[Si, Fu, Xing, He: The question mark is a chicken, you should say, these are brothers! 】
[Cang: I don’t allow you to insult the word brother]
[Si, Fu, Xing, He: That’s it, then just insult me as much as you want, I can bear it]
[Cang: Get out! 】
(End of chapter)