Chapter 38 Is this the souvenir you brought me?
The sky is covered with dim clouds, and smoke columns with a height of hundreds of meters and kilometers stand in rows on the devastated "ground" where magma flows. The clouds and smoke columns refract the sunlight, coating the whole world with a layer of thickness and gloom. .
From the perspective of the floating island where the survivors like Li Cang are located, it is more appropriate to say that the bottom is not so much the earth as the abyss and purgatory.
The total visual distance was less than three to five kilometers, and everything else was shrouded in a cloud-like dust haze. Li Cang could not see anything else.
"Wuhu~"
"Daddy's such a big boy, you are so cute when you look forward to it. You can't wait for daddy to pamper you. Why are you standing there in a daze? Come over and give daddy a hug. Are you feeling weak?"
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At the other end of the island, a gourd-shaped floating island suddenly appeared and stopped steadily.
An extremely tall guy jumped down from the gourd-shaped floating island. His body was full of muscles and he looked like a human shield.
This guy pulled his flip-flops and ran towards Li Cang,
"Son, we, grandfather and grandson, have to have a good time and affection~"
Lao Wang laughs like a barbell, his expression is twisted and malicious, and his running movements are as powerful as a bulldozer.
Li Cang tightened the big wand in his hand.
"Oh"
My spine is already thirsty for help, knock the fuck out of me!
As he was running, Lao Wang suddenly glanced at a huge and terrifying shadow approaching him at great speed.
"What the hell! Hold the grass"
He only felt severe pain in his shoulder, and his whole body flew out in a difficult posture that took three and a half weeks and more than two months in the air.
Bang!
Lao Wang was dizzy and stunned. He didn't realize what happened for a long time.
Until a pair of big feet of fifty or sixty yards stood next to his head——
"Hold the hanging."
People who have never experienced it can never imagine how tragic your performance will be when a ferocious humanoid monster with a body covered in bone armor, tattoos, fangs, and glowing green eyes filled with strange blue bloodshot eyes suddenly approaches you.
Lao Wang's chrysanthemum tightened and he almost peed. He rolled and crawled back, screaming in pain, but he couldn't hold back a single word.
He watched helplessly as a large claw, bigger than the fan he used to fan himself, with fingertips that were more like bone awls than nails, clawed at his head
It will use my skull as a bowl!
At this moment, Lao Wang felt that his crotch was even moister than the young woman he had just picked up a few days ago.
The logic and IQ in my head are all out of the blue:
who I am?
Where am I?
Why am I here in this shitty place?
Teacher Cang, this rebellious son, wants to usurp the throne?
The ball is dead.
The huge paw patted his head gently, which could even be described as a caress.
Then Lao Wang heard Li Cang’s voice,
"Be good, touch me and you won't be scared. Come on and put on these pants first~"
Look at the big corpse brother who is motionless with his pillar-like pestle, and then look at Li Cang who takes out a pair of torn pants and hands it to him with a smile.
Lao Wang was stupid.
A foul smell mixed with the smell of urine rushed straight from Xiasan Road to Dingmen Point, and Zhong Jianzhang roared like a groundhog:
"Li! Cang! You will die on horseback!"
The enemy is ashamed, I will take off his clothes~
afterwards.
Lao Wang pulled on his tattered "new" pants, his face full of discomfort,
"How are you living your life? Don't you have any better pants?"
The dignified old men were idle, and both he and his egg felt very reserved and uncomfortable. Only Jill was acting wild and flamboyant there.
"Let's talk, let's talk, don't go arm in arm, stay away from me, it's too tasteful!"
Lao Wang gritted his teeth and wanted to kill someone.
Li Cang suppressed a smile,
"What's the matter with you, little brother? I've been through big storms, but I haven't seen anything like that. A mere zombie can scare the shit out of Ningda's famous Yanchuan ground cannon?" MMP, I really don't understand this. Seen it!
Not everyone has the courage to go to wild floating islands that may only have an area of tens or hundreds of square meters to play hide-and-seek with the zombies. Many people have never even seen a zombie until now.
Lao Wang is not one of them. Have you never eaten pork and seen a pig running?
It's just that I haven't been forced to fight the walking dead yet.
"By the way, I saw it from afar. Who are you setting up a grave on the island to commemorate? Ouch, what the hell is this door?"
Lao Wang's expression changed and he hesitated to speak,
"Teacher Cang, have you ever felt that there is anything wrong with you recently? That's it~"
He pointed to his head.
"Go away! Even if I sell you, I won't even get a foothold!"
After walking around in a circle, Lao Wang opened the door and came out of the kitchen, his face full of sadness and disgust,
"Is this worthy of being called a kitchen?"
"A rat will come out with a bag of tears when it goes in!"
"Let's go! Come to my place, brother, please drink some cold beer!"
Li Cang:? ? ?
Lao Wang's floating island is several times larger than Li Cang's floating island in both area and base height. It is shaped like a large HLD lying horizontally with a sparse patch of bamboo growing on it. Next to the bamboo forest is a very unique bluestone slab, A three-story stilted building built of logs and thick bamboo.
The three-story building built according to the terrain is supported by suspended stone pillars on three sides. It is rough but exquisite. The first floor is made of bluestone, the second floor is a mixture of stone and logs, and the third floor is made entirely of bamboo. It looks antique and very attractive. smell.
Li Cang roughly counted dozens of windows alone. The area of this small building almost caught up with his entire floating island!
/lemon/lemon/lemon
"Damn it, how did you get this place? It's full of floating island fragments, like a star ring. When I came in, I couldn't count how many times I bumped into it-" Lao Wang suddenly shouted to the small building, "Hey , Xiaoxiao, let me introduce to you, this is my good gay teacher Cang, the kind who urinates in the mud together with Xiaoxiao, he is very kind, you will know later! ”
A plaque of "Yucca B&B" hangs crookedly outside the stone wall of the small building full of exotic style. Inside, a woman is holding on to the beauty beside the aisle and hurriedly goes downstairs.
"Hey, it's very smooth, huh?" Li Cang sneered, "You are really good at it."
Lao Wang scratched his head for a while,
"Hey, little brother, what are you talking about? I'm trying to save the vulnerable from the fire and water. You don't know how miserable she was at that time. I said your eyes look like you want to take off someone's clothes."
Li Cang was already stunned.
When the woman saw Li Cang's face, she was also stunned. She was so hurried that she almost fell down the stairs.
"Wori, don't tell me that you two knew each other and had an affair"
Lao Wang shouted without restraint.
The sound from behind was so quiet that only he and Li Cang could hear it,
“It’s a plot that only exists in books, it’s so exciting!”
"What should I do, Teacher Cang, I'm so excited!"
"You're so excited about your winter melon rind!" Li Cang whispered, "Is this the souvenir you brought?"
"Of course not," Lao Wang said, "The ones I bring are more expensive, the ones worth hundreds of millions!"
"Get out!"
"Okay"
(End of chapter)