Chapter 43 What exactly did you experience in the hospital?
"That's almost it," Li Cang said, "Your arms are thicker than my thighs, so you can't do it after just three or two? I'm really worried about the little nightlife."
"Why are you talking! What can't be done? Who can't do it?" Lao Wang immediately got up and said, "You are so worried about you. I am twenty and she is thirty. The two of us are like a prosperous Spring and Autumn Period. Heaven, thunder, earth, fire, dry wood, raging flames, harp, harp and music. ”
"It's different after graduating from a bachelor's degree. The literary talent of saying so many idioms to describe one's guilty conscience is worthy of praise. Also, it's time for you to lose weight. I heard that once a man gets fat, he has to pay some unknown price."< br>
"Where are you looking??" Lao Wang said angrily, "Can the world get any better? Why is it so full of discrimination against fat people and oppression?"
He looked at the broken bones under his feet, lost in thought, and the sloppy and cynical expression disappeared from his face.
He is a very fantastic person, with two faces at a young age.
When he is talking and laughing, he looks like a simple and happy fat man. His temperament can be said to have a bit of vulgarity. But once the expression on his face loses its seriousness, he can instantly turn into a tough second-hand butcher. Fierce and wild.
"Teacher Cang, do you think a person weighing more than 200 pounds could crush a complete skull directly?"
"Unless your legs are hydraulic."
Li Cang knelt down to check.
The pale skull was broken into many pieces in the grass. There were no traces of any living creatures, no blood, and no smell of decay. Everything was ordinary. What was special about it was that there were many deep scratches on the surface of the skull. mark.
Probably these gnawing marks destroyed the original structure of the skull, making it extremely fragile.
"It's just some guy's leftover snack."
"I'm just curious about what you went through during these days in the hospital. When you said the word 'snack' just now, your tone was as natural as the air in Lay's potato chips."
Li Cangqi walked by and threw a sentence,
"Smoking, drinking, and perming my hair to earn some extra money to pay off the mortgage."
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"The good news is that this island is obviously not a fragment separated from some inaccessible deep mountain forest. Another good news is that there may be a lot of walking corpses on the island," Li Cang said. "The forest belt in that direction should be street trees. , let’s go in that direction.”
Lao Wang had two hatchets tied to his waist, and he was carrying a metal baseball bat in his hand. He was fully armed and had the word "reckless" written on his face.
"Teacher Cang, I think we should get a box truck or something. It can carry more things and make it easier to run around!"
After walking for more than an hour in a high temperature of nearly 40 degrees, Li Cang and his wife finally arrived at the road.
"It's only a two-lane road," Lao Wang complained. "I have given up all hope that there is a ruins of a big city hidden behind that mountain."
The asphalt road was sticky with the soles of my shoes, making a tearing sound with every step I took.
The road is even intact, with almost no cracks visible in the road surface.
This is good news.
"Look, there's a car ahead!" Lao Wang yelled excitedly, rushing forward quickly, "Damn, he's still domineering, really good~"
Suddenly, a long-haired woman wearing a short shirt and a denim skirt with her belly exposed rushed out of the trees beside the road and pounced on Lao Wang.
The running Lao Wang only had time to slightly tilt his neck and head to the side.
It was this simple and unsophisticated action that successfully saved him from having his ears or half of his face chewed off.
There was a dull thud.
Li Cang seemed to hear the sound of bone cracking.
The long-haired woman's two big white legs were three feet above the ground, and they were violently carried by Lao Wang and flew seven or eight meters away.
What's even more outrageous is that Lao Wang's running posture didn't change much because of this collision.
The two are not in the same tonnage at all.
Immediately, several more figures appeared in the bushes, their skin was pale and blood vessels protruded, and their gray eyes were filled with nothing but madness.
"Hold the grass, this is not the same as what I thought about sneaking in!!" Lao Wang reacted quickly, held an elbow-long hatchet in his hand and swung it out, hitting a walking corpse directly on the shoulder.
The zombie who had been stabbed was completely unaware of the deep wound. He hugged Lao Wang, wrapped his legs directly around his waist, and opened his mouth to bite.
Blood splattered from the zombie's knife edge, but Lao Wang's expression changed horribly.
Since it was the first time to use this kind of hatchet with a curved top, the curved tip of the knife got stuck in the gap between the shoulder blades, and it was impossible to pull it off for a while.
The zombie's smelly mouth with fleshy teeth was right in front of him. He didn't care whether it was a knife or not. He moved the metal bat in his hand upwards and used the roughly 200 kilograms of steel to cut the old tree. The twisted zombie was forcefully thrown out of the body.
Before the zombie even had time to hit the ground, the finishing blow was already in place, and the big wand hit the back of the zombie in the air.
"Click~"
The walker's back suddenly erupted into a pale, strange halo with almost distinct grains. The halo splashed everywhere like water, and was instantly swallowed up by the big wand whale like water.
A layer of pale mist-like light floated on the surface of the big wand with spine, as if it really possessed magic power. As the light flickered, an indescribable heat was transmitted from the palm of the hand to the whole body.
Li Cang was shocked all over.
At this moment, he felt the shape of every bone in his body, down to the last detail.
The walking corpse, which obviously had a perverted physique that could still thrive despite being injured in its heart and other vital parts, was rolling like mud into a shapeless ball on the ground.
To be honest, Li Cang is a little numb at the moment,
"Is this the strength of calcium sucking?"
The purpose of the walking corpses is simple and direct, that is, the living flesh and blood of Li Cang and Lao Wang.
In other words, they don't see Big Corpse Brother at all in their eyes, they only regard it as an obstacle blocking their way and want to get around it.
Then, the ignored corpse brother easily grabbed the two zombies with one hand and lifted them off the ground by their necks,
"Crack, click, click!"
He lifted up his head as naturally as he opened a beer bottle cap, and then sucked it hard.
Within a few seconds, except for the walking zombie girl who appeared first, all the remaining three zombies were taken down.
"Are you okay?"
"No mother"
Holding a baseball bat, he approached the walking corpse girl in cool clothes step by step. Lao Wang roared,
"Sending you on your way!"
He dealt with the walking dead lady neatly and without any hesitation.
He retrieved the knife and bat, pulled the weeds along the roadside and wiped the blood on them.
After wiping and wiping, he suddenly vomited all over the floor with a loud sound, tears and runny nose running down his face.
"Wo said, please calm down and be calm," Li Cang said, "I have no place to hire a psychiatrist for you. This kind of situation will happen more often in the future!"
Lao Wang argued hard,
"Am I that fucking fragile?"
Opening his mouth, stomach contents flowed like a waterfall.
(End of chapter)