Chapter 47: Falling Cup as a Number
The street facing the building was empty except for the embankment itself and a ring of heavy vehicles.
It was obvious that the vehicles, walking corpses, and corpses in this area had been cleaned up. The dark asphalt road looked strange, like a dry riverbed with cracked and curled skin.
Li Cang said directly, "Hey guys, no wonder there are so many repair shops in the inspection line but not a single large truck that can be used by them. So someone took advantage of it first?" What kind of formation are we going to make here?
There is a semi-trailer in the outer ring of the dam, with a wide field of view more than two meters high, a windshield the size of a floor-to-ceiling window, and a brick-like intercom hanging on the ETC stuck to the inside of the windshield. The voice came from the intercom,
"I'm so embarrassed, Qing Niang! I've seen cars shake, labor shakes, Martha shakes, Mercedes Benz, BMW, etc., can you also shake the first four and the last eight when you co-write it? Lu Dongzi, you can do it!"
The voices of other melon-eating people came one after another from the intercom,
"The first four and the last eight are great. The air conditioning is powerful, spacious and powerful. People who have experienced it say it is good."
"Haha, the driver's seat of Lu Dongzi's car didn't even tremble. Did it make him feel lonely?"
“If you can’t shake, everything will be meaningless~”
"Hey, Lu Dongzi only has three minutes, I'm holding on to the time."
After a burst of violent electric current, the voice of the person involved came from the intercom,
"Baby, open your mouth and it's so cool."
A suspicious coughing sound was mixed with Lu Dongzi's gradually crazy laughter,
"I'm only going to rest for three minutes. You bastards, when the time is up, get up and get up! Ring the bell!"
At Lu Dongzi's signal, the excavators four in the front and eight in the rear started to move, their big arms raised, and at the same time they pulled up several 200-liter galvanized white diesel barrels penetrated by chains, shaking crazily up, down, left, and right.
The white leather bucket, which looked like a bunch of huge wind chimes, contained something unknown and made a harsh collision sound.
"Wuhu~"
“I’m tired of waiting!”
"Go, go, go!"
"The fourth wave, ho ho, the fourth wave!"
"I bet that Lu Dongzi will die this time if I suppress my wife for one night!"
"Follow me! If Lu Dongzi doesn't die, you and your wife will serve me together!"
"Lu Dongzi fucked his new guy three times in the morning, and his legs are still as soft as noodles?"
The embankment suddenly became lively. Every few cars had people climbing on their roofs or hanging baskets. There were one or two hundred people waving all kinds of homemade swords, guns, swords, halberds, axes, axes and hooks, like a carnival.
The horns and engine roars of hundreds of semi-trailers merged into one, and the glass windows of half the city trembled with the sound.
Li Cang is almost deaf,
“This welcome ceremony card is too big~”
Lao Wang roared,
"How do you know they are welcoming us and not something else?"
"I have an ominous premonition. Is this poor island specialized in lunatics? Could they be——"
The roar of horns, engines and the so-called "bell ringing" sounded for a while and then gradually stopped.
At the same time, the roars of the walking corpses were heard from every corner of the ruins of the city.
As if they had been rehearsed in advance, the zombies who were hiding somewhere suddenly appeared from all directions, rushing towards the commercial building like a tidal wave. A quick glance showed that there were definitely hundreds of them.
"???"
Lao Wang's dark face was filled with question marks.
Like a dream!
Li Cang thought about several possibilities, but he never dared to imagine that these people would play so crazy and big, wouldn't this be like inserting straws into the pit and risking their lives to suck shit!
Lao Wang tightened the bat and hatchet in his hands, his voice was dry,
"Teacher Cang"
In just the blink of an eye, there were walking corpses on the left, right and behind.
All escape routes were blocked. Unless there were cracks in the ground for them to hide in, Lao Wang and Li Cang would have no choice but to go on.
You are all dogs, right?
You guys are playing cup-breaking as a nickname, do you have anything to do with me, Li Cang?
When people are in a life-or-death situation, their IQ will always improve by leaps and bounds, and no matter how bad things are, they can still have a flash of inspiration.
Li Cang pointed his hand, and the corpse brother got telepathy and immediately got into the store next to him and hid. Seeing that the corpses were only one step away from him, Li Cang dragged Lao Wang and rushed towards the group of people in the dike, shouting curses at the top of his lungs while rushing back,
"Grass!"
"I'm sorry for you and your family. My car broke down. It will be good for you to cheat me!"
"A bunch of bastards and bastards!"
Lao Wang reacted immediately.
Fragrance coming out of your mouth?
I'm a professional at this!
He weighs more than two hundred kilograms, but he has vowed to hike all the great rivers and mountains of the motherland. How could his lung capacity be so bad after being beaten by a group of rhodiola war gods on Dongda Mountain?
His loud voice roared, and the average of three curses per second almost drowned out the group of corpses behind him.
Some of the people on the dam and in the car saw them and burst into whistles and laughter.
"Hahaha, where did these two unlucky guys come from~"
"It's so funny, who are you serious people? Two big men went out alone to clean the streets."
"That thin skin is so tender. If my aunt has such a face next to her when she sleeps, believe it or not, she will drown him directly?"
"Stop dreaming, you don't want a man, but I do have a man~"
"Sasha, you're obviously not very competitive. I shouldn't say that even though that guy's hair is as messy as a chicken coop, you can tell at a glance that he has a good foundation. I used to be a makeup artist, so I still have a good eye for it."
"My aunt has been practicing yoga since she was 16. Isn't it easy to figure out the postures of three people?"
"If you can't beat me, just join!"
"Hey, run away, you two idiots, the zombies are going to bite your butts~"
The second before they were overtaken, Li Cang and Lao Wang rolled into the bottom of a car and were dragged out from the other end by Qi Ba's hands.
Shasha, who claimed to join them if she couldn't beat them, held a long and narrow blade ground out of truck spring steel in one hand, and twisted Li Cang's butt hard with the other hand,
"The handsome guy is so unfamiliar. When did he come in? My sister loves me so much~"
Li Cang's whole body was agitated...
Where did this bitch come from?
Lao Wang was possessed by the drama queen and pushed her so hard that she staggered.
"Assume I don't exist, right? Where can I touch my paws?"
At this time, a walking corpse used all four limbs with inhuman agility to climb from the outside of the defense line composed of large trucks and jump into the trailer. Before it had time to let out a symbolic scream, it was hit by two people as soon as it landed. A young man with colorful hair holding a sledgehammer smashed it to pieces.
There were people and zombies fighting face to face all over the entire embankment, with smelly blood splattering everywhere.
No one was seen retreating at all, and everyone's face was filled with distorted excitement and madness.
"Oh, they really are a couple."
"Mad is so perverted, but I like it~"
"Sasha is finally going to miss."
Shasha picked up the sharp spring steel knife and nailed the zombie that crawled under the car to the ground. She let it howl and twitch miserably, but made no next move. Instead, she looked at Old Wang up and down, and rolled her eyes with a coquettish look.
"Do you mind having multiple girlfriends? I have been practicing yoga for ten years~"
With that red and fruity look in his eyes, Lao Wang felt as if his pants had been stripped off in public, and he felt a chill.
"Bah, yoga practitioners are all washboards!"
The people around were stunned for a moment, then laughed like crazy,
"Where did the stupid green come from? It's over, Sister Shasha is angry"
"Critical blows, every word hurts the heart, Shasha will be in pain forever."
"Shasha, getting married is not a business, how about you consider me~"
"Get out!" Shasha scolded with a dark face. She looked deeply at Lao Wang and Li Cang, "I remember you, just wait for me!"
The collection is increasing, but the tickets and rewards are getting less and less. Hey, hey, tell the truth, do you have other cuties?
(End of chapter)