Chapter 52: Charge with me (don’t raise it while it’s hot~)
Afterwards (cross out and rewrite the previous one) it turns out that waist and kidney are two distinct systems.
Li Cang rubbed his waist, and Qiao Shasha rubbed her waist. It can be said that both sides have their own injuries.
Qiao Shasha's eyes were dripping and her face was full of provocation, and she was already sorting out her language for the conversation.
As soon as Li Cang thought about this, he asked her to finish the draft and reveal the moves. I was immediately confused and lost my reputation in this life.
Being too passive means being labeled, and it will be even more difficult to overturn the verdict. To deal with this situation, we must take a preemptive strike:
"It's so fancy! Isn't it an A-level hexagonal warrior? Isn't it a waist and a horse? Isn't it a two-row battle all night long until dawn? Is this what my little aunt is? She's really loud, and she only has one mouth left. Here, put the pillow down first Give it back and I’ll lie down for a while.”
Qiao Shasha wiped the corners of her mouth subconsciously, her nose twisted with anger.
AAA knows A, what’s wrong with being small? My aunt’s mouth is still small. Why don’t you dislike it?
Then the cheeks turned red,
"You you."
She was snatched away by Li Cang, and all the lines she had just compiled were forgotten, but she is still a woman no matter what, and her words are spoken with ease and her tears are shed at the same time,
"Shameless little thief, didn't I pity your mother so much that she almost broke her waist?"
"It hurts me to death because I got a bargain and behaved well. Bah! Get out of here. My aunt is just like being bitten by a dog."
Li Cang was stunned.
Scratching my head like crazy,
"Hey, hey? Don't cry. But you are like this. Why do you still do it?"
Qiao Shasha opened her eyes angrily, her voice was as cold as a bell, and she stretched out her hand to lift the knife,
"You, yes, no, want, say, I am old?!"
This situation at this time is a bit strange.
It would be a long story to say——
The waist that is twice as big may be a surprise, or you may be worried that you will not be able to survive it.
But when I first saw a waist twice as big, I was really frightened.
Qiao Shasha once wondered how Li Cang survived
Young man, are you going to transform into a dragon?
But after all, a bad waist is only temporary, and being handsome is a lifelong matter.
Feeling sorry for the little puppy, Qiao Shasha's maternal instincts are overflowing like the tide, water, water, water.
The arrow was on the string and had to be fired. It was too late but it was too fast. I saw a certain point of cold light in Cang first, and then the spear came out like a dragon. It was an armor-piercing critical hit at the speed of light, and it was a sure kill.
If I have to describe it
I got up, and the shot was dead in seconds. What is there to say?
Quick,
Too fast,
It was so fast that Aunt Qiao Shasha didn't even react when she was on the horse.
She winked and smiled,
"Dirty little brother, have you really been caught by me?"
"No, at your age, shouldn't you be so proficient in a gunfire?"
Mouth!
All I can say is that you know nothing about Cang!
Cang is usually in the ICU, but if he dares to practice this kind of evil technique, his electrocardiogram will not jump like a roller coaster? Believe it or not, the head nurse will come over in minutes to double extubate you?
Li Cang was speechless and suffered internal injuries and shut himself down on the spot
"I want to say that my little brother and I haven't had sex for a year. Would you believe me? Really, excitement is unavoidable. He and I are really not that familiar. At least now, we are not as familiar as he is with you. ”
How could Aunt Qiao Shasha still be willing to believe Li Cang's lies after experiencing the on-the-spot social death and blowing nose incident? She broke the defense twice a day. If she doesn't seize the opportunity to make a comeback now, she will probably be left with a shadow in her heart for the rest of her life.
With a serious look on her face, Qiao Shasha took out a wallet from nowhere, twisted out a thick wad of big bills on the spot, and tied it with a red headband.
She slapped the money on Li Cang's chest, and excitedly pulled up the reins,
"Ju'er, charge with me, drive!"
What a shame
After removing punctuation marks and modal particles, Qiao Shasha’s entire speech that night is as follows:
"That's it?"
"That's it." "Save"
"Help."
This is how the feud between the two was forged.
The enemies were extremely jealous when they saw each other, and killed all those who tried to break up the fight on the spot.
The pillow, the only victim, faithfully records the entire process, moving from one person's waist to another's waist, then to the belly, and then to the waist again
Anyway, it didn't go to the proper place where it was supposed to go. It was almost crushed and crushed by the play. It was full of tears and soaked all over.
"You traitor!"
"Why don't I just give you a compliment? You are so vindictive at such a young age. Will you die if you give your aunt a nice compliment?"
The sulky look of the little aunt is quite interesting.
Li Cang pinched his chin,
"It turns out that people can really suppress their blushes when they are extremely angry. Not only their faces are red, but their bodies are also red."
The little aunt’s eyebrows stood up,
"That's why you made it red!!"
As he spoke, he stretched out his crystal-clear feet and almost stepped on Li Cang's face,
"Look, look, this, this, and this, and the top! It's all your fault! Even Jio won't let go!"
Auntie, you are already so old and you still act like a little sister? Do you really think that we young people have no temper?
Li Cang got angry, raised his head and pushed his chest into her face, causing her to stumble.
"Look, look, this, this, and this, and the top of my neck! You chewed them all! Just chewing is not enough, you also film, drive, drive, drive you!"
Go the woman's way and leave her with nowhere to go.
The little aunt was stunned, her eyes turned blue because of Li Cang's shamelessness and she spoke incoherently,
"Not. Me. You. You bastard!"
"Oh, my little aunt was a decent person before the disaster. I have never seen this phenotype before."
Li Cang took Qiao Shasha's wrist and glanced at the time on the Jaeger-LeCoultre watch that he had worn for many years,
"It's three o'clock in the morning?"
Qiao Shasha rolled her eyes at him angrily and lazily went back to the sofa,
"Smelly brother, my aunt's spitting is a thorn. Look outside, the sun is almost out, and you don't say it's all night?"
Li Cang said disdainfully,
"Hetui, stay up all night? It has nothing to do with you!"
"We agreed that the two-row team would play black and get a big score, but the result was just like a three-legged cat. If I hadn't brought the flywheel, you would have won the entire game?"
"Little aunt, don't wait any longer. It's so sad to have a gray head~"
The little aunt was shocked,
"Is there any more in my hair?"
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Qiao Shasha realized that she had lost her composure again and turned her head away from him,
"Get out, get out!"
"The little nanny performed well tonight. There are two semi-trailer keys on the coke box at the door. I will reward you with overnight expenses."
"What are you doing standing there, take your stuff and get out~"
"You" Li Cang was shocked, "Damn it, when did you..."
Qiao Shasha's eyes seemed to be half-open and slightly red, probably because she was tired, and she spoke with a strong nasal voice,
"Don't charge me, it's useless. My aunt is thirty-three this year, what kind of man has she never seen?"
Li Cang was stunned,
"Then you still"
Just a kind little aunt?
Qiao Shasha muttered,
"It's true that I've seen a ghost, but I'm more afraid of being without a man than ghosts. Go away, don't delay my beauty sleep, and don't let me see you again in the future, otherwise Jill will be flattered by you."
(End of chapter)