Chapter 68: Landing on Mars is just around the corner (Don’t worry, come and catch up)


Chapter 68 Landing on Mars is just around the corner (don’t worry, come and catch up)

Li Cang, Teacher Cang, can you be criticized casually?

When Lao Wang saw Li Cang's eyes crossed, he knew that this guy must not be holding anything good in his mouth. However, he had a lot of tricks in his hands over the years, so he started to talk about "throwing a knife into his brother's life" and "quitting smoking". Words like "It's for my own good" and "Don't neglect a good deed are too small" came out of his mouth, and the stilted building was suddenly filled with a happy atmosphere.

"Ha," Li Cang said disdainfully, "Kong Yiji will be forced to apply for World Heritage status sooner or later because of people like you."

Until he finished eating, Lao Wang was still thinking about his "Introduction to the Dagger" and "Mastering the Page Hammer", and insisted on pulling Li Cang to say that he wanted to practice his fighting skills.

"Why didn't I think of buying some martial arts books or something? According to you, wouldn't it be nice to use this thing to pray for, and exchange it for some magical secrets? And it's not like praying without a physical object, it has to be 'modified' at the price Come on, the cost will definitely drop like a bungee jump, right?”

"There is everything in the dream!" Li Cang said, "You two can practice it. It doesn't matter if you practice it under the covers. Take a good look at my arrogant and handsome face, this gorgeous big wand, what vulgar things are there? Does it matter if the martial artist has a dime, I am obviously a naturally elegant mage, why should I practice hammer fighting?”

"The mage who holds the grass gracefully, please give me some face!"

Laowang's mind was filled with images of Li Cang holding a big magic wand and smashing the brains of some unlucky zombie.

How has this style of painting become distorted?

Would your elegant mage rush into the battlefield with a magic tower on his back and hit someone in the face?

Will your elegant mage play the BGM of "Return to the Grave" and make 12 wagons full of dead people line up in an S shape, then in a B shape, and repeatedly jump back and forth in front of your house to deceive corpses?

What kind of mage are you? Grain fed or grass fed? Warlocks in Draenor are pretty much the same!

It’s not enough to say anything speculative, but

The so-called great discussion and learning of fighting skills eventually turned into vulgar basic exercises such as bench press, pull-up, plank support, long and short sprints, etc.

The opponent is an ugly walking zombie and a heavily armored walking zombie. Why are you talking about martial arts and fighting skills here?

The martial arts man's dream was shattered again. Lao Wang's sighs were in sharp contrast to Li Cang's disdain and disdain for seeing through everything.

I once dreamed of traveling to the end of the world with my sword, but my original plan was canceled because I was too fat.

Oh, canceled twice.

In fact, when Lao Wang first entered high school, he signed up for training classes in Taekwondo, Karate, Muay Thai, Tai Chi, etc.

At that time, his weight was not as exaggerated as it is now, only 192 pounds.

The height is also not as exaggerated as it is now, only 157 centimeters.

Even at that time, he wasn’t called Lao Wang, he was called Tong and Ditan.

Li Cang was woken up by Lao Wang early the next morning, rubbing his hair that was like a chicken coop,

"Holy shit, the sun hasn't come out yet, why are you so early?"

"She got up as soon as she asked me," Lao Wang yawned, "Go to my place to have breakfast first."

"What's wrong with your broken sentences?"

"There's nothing wrong with me. I got up when she screamed," Lao Wang winked, "I told you that sooner or later something would happen to Gan Chai Li Huo~"

"?"

Li Cang wished he could slap himself in the face.

I'm telling you, I was so full of dog food yesterday that I wanted to drink some lemon for digestion, right?

Breakfast consists of porridge and sweet and sour yellow noodle steamed buns, plus a plate of delicious cold dishes, kale beef and mushrooms.

Li Cang has never seen this combination, but it tastes really amazing,

"If I remember correctly, the kale and mushrooms are the dried products I brought back yesterday? It's amazing, Sister Xiaoyi, you can't eat them at all. They are as juicy as the fresh ones, and I have never heard of anyone doing this. ”

Young man, you are very handsome today, the road is getting wider!

Tai Xiaoyi smiled quietly and elegantly,

"My husband"

Lao Wang's ears were about to stand up.

Tai Xiaoyi's face suddenly changed drastically and she started to stutter,

"Well, I, the people in the mountains in our hometown came up with this side dish to go with wine to save trouble. If you like it, I will make it for you next time. It's very, very simple."

Poof~

I’m afraid Miss Tai may have some strange misunderstanding about Lao Wang!

So here comes the question:

How should I tell her in a subtle and polite way that Xiaoyi thought she had committed a taboo but it was actually Mr. Wang's subtle G-spot?

emmm

Forget it, forget it, it’s not appropriate!

Lao Wang's road to being a thief is long and difficult, so let him leave the surprise to Tai Xiaoyi to enjoy alone.

Li Cang's floating island was crowded with walking corpses coiling mosquito coils. Not only was there not a lot of them after one night, it actually became more crowded because the entire mountain of corpses was full of corpses. The walking zombie dragon was moving as slowly as a PPT, which showed that he was really worried. The completion level had only increased by 6 percentage points, so he waved his hand and asked the big zombie brother to pick up a few walking corpses and throw them through the door.

As a result, this throw caused a big problem

The walking corpse that was thrown in fell there with a thud, became motionless, and returned to its previous state of death.

Moreover, because the road was blocked, the zombies behind who were already stiff and inflexible stumbled to the ground like dominoes as soon as they entered, blocking the narrow corridor behind the door tightly, and the long queue stopped moving completely.

Neither Li Cang nor Brother DaZi were allowed to enter behind the door. He could only stand outside and jump around, unable to rage.

After more than half an hour, the mill automatically resumed operation.

After all this going on, he didn't dare to push things further, so he could only act honestly.

"What kind of trouble will I cause for myself?"

Pull out the long-lost forum interface and start brushing.

After spending seven consecutive days on Qiao Shasha's floating island, Li Cang felt like he was isolated from the world.

The "Hot" post at the top still has the familiar title:

[We braved the difficulties and built the Great Wall with the brilliance of humanity]

The click-through rate is already an incredible 120 million, which is a terrifying number.

The 2nd, 8th, 11th, 14th, 17th, 22th, 23rd, 27th, and 30th Disaster Resistance Base chose to respond to the posts of 1, 4, 6, and 7 Disaster Resistance Base in the same way. Apart from this, the other disaster resistance bases have not yet appeared.

Perhaps it was due to resource constraints and lack of capacity, etc. Li Cang did not know.

He tried to enter the coordinates of each base one by one, hoping that the interface would show that the amount of destiny coins required for navigation would not be less than 800.

"Eh?"

The more he thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong,

"I calculated that it took Lao Wang almost 17 days to navigate to me. The speed of the air island is about 11 kilometers per hour according to the value given by the prayer coin, so the total is 4480 kilometers and costs 0.6 coins. Calculated, it is 1 A coin can navigate 7480 kilometers. Based on this minimum first base, oh, it has now increased to 856.3 coins."

"6405124?!"

"No, no, no, it was stopped for about 5 days? Let's just count it as 1 week!"

"3767720"

Unit: kilometers.

Li Cang clasped his fingers, looked at the small crescent moon that was about to set on the western horizon, and fell into a long silence——

You may not believe it, but the straight, oh, arc distance for me to walk from one point on the "surface" of the earth to another is actually 5 round trips between the moon and the earth!

If we consider the farthest base, the 23rd, which costs more than 7,000 coins, he can even go to Mars.

Off the mark!

Geography teacher, don’t you keep saying that the circumference of the earth’s equator is only 40,000 kilometers every day? Why don’t you take advantage of your magical powers? Come on, spit out the remaining 3.7 million odd bits

In fact, Li Cang already understood that this was not a problem that could be solved with simple mathematics.

With his meager mathematical knowledge, he spent a long time trying to figure it out. It can't be said that it is meaningless, it can only be said that it is useless.

Friends.

Can you please stop reading books? It’s really hard for us to keep reading.

Save the child, I want to be strong, I want to be enfeoffed

If our collection figure cannot even reach these two recommended positions, then it will really make San Mou desperate. Not only is it a pity, but it will burst directly.

Please, please, really don’t keep books, okay?

(End of chapter)

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