Chapter 159 A wonderful way to take the blame
We also have water. Why don't you spare me a few more jump points?
To describe Teacher Cang's mood at this time, she was actually like a little girl who had just fallen in love. She was afraid that he would not come and that he would mess up.
Jump points are a good thing, but they can also easily lead to dangerous situations that cannot be ended without a fight.
"Duh!"
The rubble at the base of the island exploded, and the chain arrow pierced into it for more than several meters with a metal chain.
"The geological structure is so soft?"
Fortunately, there were no accidents when retrieving the arrow, and it was easily hooked back.
The island is almost entirely covered with dark brown thorns. Not a single green leaf can be seen, only dry and twisted vines, as thin as a fan and as thick as an arm, with barb-shaped lignified thorns covering the surface.
These thorns twisted and coiled around each other like demons, as if turning the entire island into a huge thorn cage, oppressive and bloated, with no place to stand except for the surface of the water.
Li Cang did not rush to the island, but asked Brother Da Shi to pull a thorn over.
"It's all lignified, well, it's good firewood"
He and Lao Wang's empty island now has a very limited share of firewood, so these thorns appear at just the right time.
Speaking of firewood, it is said that Wang is thinking about using human and animal excrement, weeds, rotten leaves and other things on the island these days - he wants to build a biogas digester.
Li Cang always felt uncomfortable in his heart. Considering that this guy is completely unreliable in nature but insists on his craftsmanship that he considers to be ingenious, he cannot rule out the possibility of blowing up both islands.
emmm, the worst result is just to admit defeat and spend a few more coins to focus on improving safety.
Sorry to disturb Master Wang’s elegance.
At least he's cheaper than Little Coin Boy and easier to use than Brother Big Corpse.
"Creak~"
As Big Corpse Brother pulled hard, the thick vine, which was more than ten meters long and had dozens of branches, made strange sounds one after another.
It turns out that the part of the vine that is connected to the ground is covered with small and tough fibrous roots. After the fibrous roots break, a thick yellowish sap begins to flow out.
Li Cang had never seen anything like it before and was very surprised.
"Isn't the co-author already dead? It doesn't grow leaves at all."
Brother Big Corpse was so powerful that he actually struggled with this vine for more than ten seconds before uprooting it and dragging it to the empty island.
Looking at the thickness of its root system, the underground part of this thing is probably much larger than the above-ground part.
With Nojima secured in place, the annexation began.
Li Cang summoned more than a dozen doglegs and pointed at the wild island,
"Start work!"
The losers jumped into the vines one after another, making Li Cang feel a chill in his crotch.
Then, with those ferocious thorns squeaking and squeaking, they began to harvest with brutal methods,
"Lao Wang, Lao Wang? Where is your chain saw?"
After a while, Lao Wang ran over carrying two chain saws.
"Oh~" he said in surprise, "Oh cow, cow, there is actually water on this island? These old rattans can be used for cooking for a year!"
Li Cang started the chain saw, gestured against the roots of the thorns several times to complete the teaching, and then handed the chain saw to Brother Da Shi,
"Go, Pikachu, open the way. Master Wang, why don't you bring your fishing rod? Let's go to the pond up there and have a look."
Clusters of thorns and vines criss-crossed the surface of the wild island and were more than half a person tall. Even with two chain saws in hand, the three of them moved extremely slowly, and it took almost an hour to reach the pond.
It is worth mentioning that this pond is not large, but it is surprisingly deep and the water quality is exceptionally clear.
When the breeze blows, the water surface sparkles like broken gold. Many ribbon-shaped aquatic plants grow at the bottom, which reflects the green color of the water. From time to time, you can see a few small fish as long as knuckles wandering leisurely among them.
It is so exquisite that even the scattered stone structures on the surrounding ground and highlands seem to have been deliberately landscaped and carved, and are of uncanny craftsmanship.
“Whew~”
Li Cang couldn't help but whistle, and his mood was sunny.
Being able to see such a picturesque clear water and secluded pool under such circumstances made even the careless Lao Wang excited.
"We must keep it, this pool is absolutely amazing!" Lao Wang reached in and stirred the water surface with his hands, exclaiming,
"Hiss, this water is so cold, ice to the bones."
This guy drinks a cup of water regardless of it,
"Tons, tons, tons, even a little sweet!"
Li Cang didn't even have time to stop him and said speechlessly,
"You take the jujube pills, let's go, go back to the island, and go and confront the little coin boy now!"
With the prerequisites in hand, Li Cang got the standard answer at one-tenth the price.
The annexation of water sources is almost indistinguishable from ordinary debris. The water source loss ratio is the same as that of soil and rocks, and aquatic plants and animals are treated the same as terrestrial plants and animals.
As for the specific value, of course Xiaobizai didn't mention it.
Of course, no one cares about this thing at all, okay?
The amount of fire consumed is a rule that survivors cannot change.
Li Caizhu Cang said that he could pay a fortune coin at his discretion to completely retain the topography of all water sources and pools on the fragment.
The little coin boy didn't show any politeness to him either, and deducted eleven big coins on the spot.
This is already quite expensive. After all, Lao Wang only sells gold.
Ahem, just understand.
Then Li Leisi and Tai Xiaoyi came out to watch the fun.
Tai Xiaoyi stood by the pool for a while, then suddenly became "shocked" and hurriedly pulled Li Leisi back to the stilted building.
Lao Wang Li Cang:? ? ?
Ten minutes later, the two women appeared again, looking brand new.
Lao Wang hit Li Cang with his elbow,
"Hey, did you see, Lilith seems to be wearing makeup?"
"It's like a fucking dream. Could this be the legendary raising of children?"
"Betting fifty cents must be my little miss's credit! Lilith definitely doesn't have the ability!"
"Nonsense, have you forgotten that when she was in elementary school, she snatched snake oil ointment and Dabao from me every day? She behaves like a scumbag. This bitch obviously costs thousands of yuan for a bottle of shower gel."
The two women held hands, took out their mobile phones that had not been seen for a long time, and posed in various poses with their backs to the pool,
"Click, click, click click~"
The first step was to take a series of ten consecutive shots. This was not enough, but Lao Wang and Li Cang were also used as background boards.
After changing three sets of clothes, they were still not satisfied. If Li Cang hadn't stopped them, the two women would have changed into swimsuits!
"You can't do it!" Li Cang danced, "Why the hell are you touching this water? It's almost freezing and you're still taking pictures of your swimsuit? Are you worthy of your aunt? It's the end of the world and you still want to post on Moments to celebrate What happened? ”
"It's been late lately, I haven't come yet, and it's not cold either." Li Laixi's eyes were shining and she was telling lies.
"Haha! Damn it! Don't ask me to rub your belly when you're screaming in pain!"
Tai Xiaoyi was stunned for three seconds,
"Don't you find it strange at all?"
"What's so strange?" Lao Wang said, "It's strange that Teacher Cang knows about Lilith's life?"
"Of course not this!"
Tai Xiaoyi smiled like a skilled aunt, then her smile faded and she stared at Lao Wang seriously.
Not to mention it was quite scary, Lao Wang stuttered,
"What, what's going on?"
Tai Xiaoyi said word by word:
"I feel that not only did these two people not get married, they also get along like brothers who died. As their childhood friend, you really have to bear a large part of the responsibility."
Lao Wang spurted blood three feet high.
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"What the hell does this have to do with me!" Lao Wang beeped viciously and very quietly: "Although there is a saying that a threesome must have a couple, but I never thought that this couple did not refer to Cang and I. Teacher.”
(End of chapter)