Chapter 161 Niu Lanxi
At that time, the poster, Niu Lanxi, stared angrily:
"Eighth uncle! Why did the third aunt enter the cowshed again! Let me say it again, there are only zebu and cross-bred beef cows. Even if a calf is born, the milk may not be enough for the calf. Do you understand? She can't go with the calf anymore. The cow is grabbing the milk!”
"This prodigal bitch, let's see how I deal with her." Ma Qi's face was filled with embarrassment and embarrassment.
Eighth uncle = eighth uncle, third aunt = eighth uncle’s wife, a very magical way of calling someone.
Ma Qi is the third eldest in the Ma family, and the eighth eldest on the maternal side. He is called the eighth uncle to distinguish between the "third uncle" and the "third younger uncle". However, because the "third uncle" has never married, the third aunt's However, he miraculously survived, so the juniors on Niu Lanxi continued to call him that.
Niu Lanxi has a total of 13 uncles. At present, Ma Qi is the only one left, so even if the eight uncles and the third aunt are unreliable, Niu Lanxi is very tolerant of them.
For example, I will use my share of income to support them, such as being punished for them and paying a fine.
Niu Lanxi personally took the lead in formulating the rules on the key island. Niu Lanxi felt depressed every time he thought about it. Why should I do this!
At this moment, everyone on the island was busy on the central main island surrounded by 31 small islands. They heard Niu Lanxi's shouts and laughed quite wildly.
The leader is frustrated and happy to hear about it.
The shape of the central island is relatively regular, and the terrain is flat and rugby-shaped. It has reached the kilometer level, and almost all functional buildings are built on it.
Niu Lanxi shouted,
"Cheer up, everyone. Our main products this time are smoked venison steak, marinated meat buns, corn juice hot and cold drinks, homemade toilet paper, rice, flour, grains, oils, seeds, fertilizers and destiny coins. As long as there are not many stocks on the island, Yes, let’s change everything!”
"Those silly girls in the east, if you dare to go up to people and sell them when they are eating and say weird things like, 'Don't look at the toilet paper, it's yellow, but it will make your butt clean,' etc., you will be deducted directly. I’ll deduct all the work points for two days from you. It’s a big mistake if your gentlemen don’t make you so happy that you’re married at night.”
A certain pretty eldest sister's face suddenly turned red to the root of her neck,
"Niu Lanxi, you don't think so. Just tell me if you are concerned about my mother's color. What's the point of listening to my mother and the men?"
"Ahem! Don't be so playful!" Niu Lanxi didn't match the words of this tough girl, "I'll repeat it again, foreign faces, that's sandwich, pronounce it according to my standard!"
"If it's our family, no one in the family will keep talking about foreign sounds and call it sand-wich. My eighth uncle is a good example. You know, he almost let those two fools give him shit last time. Type it out and you’ll be able to enjoy it”
After Niu Lanxi finished speaking simply and rudely, more than a hundred people present laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten their waists and started booing like crazy.
But what is visible to the naked eye is that the enthusiasm for work is high.
Niu Lanxi nodded with satisfaction, then turned on an old-fashioned monocular telescope,
"Coming, coming, be prepared, teams 2 and 3 are on duty to maintain order!"
"Everyone has it. Don't make a bad face for me when you talk to outsiders. Who was that last time? You dare to go up and fight with others when they are peeing on the island. Why are you pretending to be a brat? How can you not go to heaven? Pinch?”
"Security Team 1 is in hiding. I have my gun loaded. If someone turns against me, let them know that we are not a soft persimmon to be pinched or bullied!"
"If something goes wrong, at least start with a brunch, then let's get to work!"
More than twenty large-scale sky islands arrived at the same time. They wandered around the periphery for a while before approaching and landing one after another.
Five or six eight or nine-year-old little lolita, dressed as cute as dolls, were ready to go and rushed to these people, jumping and chattering.
"Ah? Where can I pay the fee to apply for temporary track cooperation? Oh, then it's you?? No, no, no, you, it's not enough for you, don't cry, my little ancestor"
"Rougamo? Smoked venison? I'm really a little hungry after saying this. Why do you want to taste it first and then buy it and get a sweet homemade corn juice drink? How much does it cost? Oh, bartering is also fine."
"What are you selling, little cutie with bow ties? You don't sell anything? Do you want to buy weed seeds from my island? Hey, I haven't seeded them yet. I have brought a small shovel. My aunt asked someone to dig it for you. Just use this one. Little shovel, but you have to let Auntie hug you"
Those who dared to visit just because they were given the resource coordinates, not to mention they were all ruthless, and they had seen blood and played with life, and they accounted for 99% of them.
As a result, as soon as I arrived, I was given a "showdown" by the little Lolita, and most of the tense momentum and various malicious speculations were dispelled.
The powerful lady with a pistol on her waist and two machetes on her back casually ordered the people around her to dig weeds on the island, and she walked straight to Niulan River with the little Loli in her arms.
"Did you arrange it? You also posted the post? It's interesting~" She stretched out her hand, "Zang Wei."
"My dear Niu Lanxi, welcome!" Niu Lanxi held Zang Wei's fingertips with both hands and said enthusiastically: "Xiao Zhao, go and push our drinks cart over! Miss Zang, corn juice, mung bean soup, sour plum soup, you and your brother Do you want something cold or something hot?”
Zang Wei waved his hand and refused: "Where is the team on your island? Let's take a look first."
Niu Lanxi's smile froze, a little embarrassed,
"Those who are on duty over there and those who build sheds are the same."
Zang Wei frowned: "Just them?" Niu Lanxi sighed,
"Don't worry, they are all people who have seen blood. Their health may be a bit poor, but they are definitely honest children. They don't have any trouble listening to instructions. They are also released for training every day. They work well together in groups of three or five. .”
Zang Wei teased the cute little loli and looked around.
She led people to fight out of a small gathering place half a month ago, and saw too many intrigues and cold-blooded fights. This kind of paradise written on everyone's face came from the joy of it, but it made her feel a little hard to describe.
"Did you know each other before the disaster?"
"The people on the island are all from the same village, and I am their village chief. At that time, I thought it was an earthquake, so I gathered everyone at the foot of the mountain to avoid the disaster. Unexpectedly," Niu Lanxi said, "we were out of harm's way." The famous poor valley, most young people go out to work, so, alas.”
"You are amazing!"
The sky is getting dark, and there are 52 empty islands in total. The number of new survivors on the central island has reached 120.
Niu Lanxi faced a large group of ferocious survivors, each with their own unique characteristics, as well as dozens of guys who exuded the smell of corpses and walked and sat in abnormal postures, but were surprisingly uniform and almost all wore loose clothes to cover their heads and faces.
He Qiangzi said calmly,
"The people who have signed up should have almost arrived. It's already getting late. My suggestion is that everyone repairs on the spot first. At dawn tomorrow, my people will take you to select your favorite resource islands and be fully prepared before taking action. What do you think? ”
More than a hundred people were buzzing with conversation.
A tall survivor with a scar on his face stood up,
"Your place is indeed very good, but I'm afraid it's mainly for business. I'm going to be the first to say something ugly, but the share of profit will have to change."
"I only want half of the coordinates of the resource island," Niu Lanxi said decisively, "I don't care about the rest, distribute according to work."
The strong man sat back immediately.
Someone else shouted,
"Why don't you act now? As soon as I came to this island, I felt that your place was weird. At the end of the world, there are really all kinds of bird people, and they are still timid. When the time comes, the walking zombies will tell you about this?"
Niu Lanxi didn't feel angry either, he laughed and said,
“We have enough islands to permanently coordinate and merge, and we can exempt the temporarily joined islands from derailment sanctions and forced stationing, especially the mandatory stationing. I don’t think anyone wants to be on an isolated island that you know nothing about. Spending several days in a row is destructive to a person’s spirit and combat effectiveness.”
"So, our consistent approach is to be prudent and only land on the wild island during the day. At night, we will withdraw immediately regardless of the income. We have a safer way, a more flexible mechanism and sufficient time to slowly explore the resources. Why bother? Taking risks? ”
Zang Wei suddenly took over the conversation,
"Everyone is used to acting alone and being forced to stay. It's normal to feel uncomfortable for a while. I don't know who the person who just spoke is, but I have reason to suspect that you are stirring up trouble, or are you just plain brainless?"
She paused and heard a burst of laughter,
"If you are not at ease, you can stop eating or drinking the water here and go back to your own island to rest at night. Even if it is the end of the world, not everyone in the world has evil intentions!"
The survivors nodded,
"Yes, where can there be so many bad people in the world? The atmosphere of this island makes me homesick and makes me want to cry."
"What Lao Niu said makes sense. Without the forced parking, why should we be stuck and restricted on an isolated island like when we were working alone? We can eat and drink in peace and contentment. Let's work together to raid tomorrow. Isn’t the island chain delicious? ”
"It's so comfortable to work together and merge. I'm so envious of myself. Damn it, I'm still alone. I formed a team several times but my husband and wife became separated halfway through. I have to be on guard against everything I do."
"If you want to cause trouble, you don't even ask everyone if they agree. I'm like old cow. Everyone is here. It's time to take out your goods. Everyone will be busy after tomorrow. How can you have any time to concentrate?" Choose carefully, I’m not afraid of everyone’s jokes, my hemorrhoids have recurred even after using half-moon grass leaves, I want to exchange for anything, you ask me the price, I just want toilet paper anyway”
"hhhc, brother you are really miserable."
"Me too!"
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My dear friends, the Mid-Autumn Festival has a full moon, and your whole family is happy.
A bit late, but very long, please vote~
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