Chapter 169: Fatty King comes down from heaven
"What a fart!"
"What the hell!"
"How do you feel about telling me three minutes?"
Li Laixi opened her mouth and spurted wildly. She was furious.
"Only three minutes." Li Can grinned, "I thought it had been three years."
Li Leisi looked at the time angrily and said seriously,
"It's 295 seconds, but you have completely lost consciousness from about 180 seconds. What a madman! Is there any way to repair the big wand? Do you want to try praying?"
The smile on Li Cang's face is so big,
“The test results are quite positive, and it’s not broken”
As he spoke, he could see the scarlet light slowly flowing through the cracks on the surface of the big wand. In a very short period of time, the cracks closed automatically, but the strands of scarlet remained like the qin in jade.
Li Cang's bones crackled all over his body, and his rickety body suddenly straightened:
"Just growing up."
"What do you mean?" Li Leisi asked doubtfully, "How does this thing grow up?"
"The zombies are approaching again. Now is not the time to talk about this. Hold me up. I will be a glass man in the next day or two."
Li Laisi groaned and suddenly said:
"Oops, I seem to have forgotten Lao Wang!"
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Facts have proved that it is not a wise operation to let the big corpse brother and the loser protect Lao Wang.
Every muscle in Big Corpse Brother's body is built for killing. The ugly walking zombies are as ridiculous as jumping bugs in front of him, but this does not mean that it can protect one person among the crazy walking zombies. A relatively fragile life.
"Protection" is a burden for humans, let alone Brother Zhi, who has difficulty understanding instructions.
He went from being unparalleled in mowing the grass to being timid and being tricked by the zombies.
Lao Wang once tried to prove himself
He broke into the corpse group again and again, and then was slammed back to the shore by the corpse group coming in like a tide.
Hundreds of corpses have been piled up around him, most of which were killed by the big corpse brother and the henchmen.
But even so, Niu Lanxi was still frightened.
The old man feels that his definition of power has been overturned in his life. Can one's personal power really be so awesome?
One person, and a few servants of fate, can actually remain motionless under the impact of hundreds of corpses.
"This is impossible. It's too exaggerated."
That fat man is like a god descending from heaven!
I would rather sell my butt to have a good relationship with him!
Well, it would be perfect if he would stay with us!
Thinking of this, Niu Lanxi almost laughed at himself.
He knew this was impossible but still couldn't help but fantasize. They really needed such a powerful fighting force.
However, how can wild beasts associate with cattle and sheep?
Unless it's hungry.
Immediately afterwards, Niu Lanxi saw the man, woman and big cat coming back, driving the cat galloping around, causing a bloody storm.
Lao Wang yelled,
"Have you found the armored walking corpse?"
Li Leisi jumped down from Miss Qiu and patted its big head,
"Protect daddy."
Miss Qiu: "Ouch~"
Li Laixi rushed to Lao Wang and signaled to Li Cang that he could free the big corpse brother and the loser.
"Why are you so good now?" Li Laixi asked doubtfully, "You gained a lot of strength out of thin air and used it on the dog?"
Lao Wang: "." Her tone was as natural as the head teacher's words, "You are the worst class of students I have ever brought up." There was no trace of PS.
Of course, his rich experience of being beaten made Lao Wang clearly understand that this sentence cannot be accepted. Accepting it will only enrich certain experiences.
Li Laisi kicked the three zombies in the direction of the big zombie brother. She threw out the hammer in her hand, half dragging and half pulling it with the blade, and raised her legs to step on its chest to prevent it from getting closer.
A set of operations, both awesome and sassy.
As Li Laisi exerted her strength, the seemingly strong zombie had no room for resistance and was "sent" to stand face to face with Lao Wang.
"Although your strength is growing, it is obviously not to an otherworldly level. To you, the bones of a walking corpse are still bones, not fragile bean sprouts."
"But what you are holding is a blunt weapon that can seriously injure the human body under the armor. Even a heavily armored zombie will still temporarily lose its combat effectiveness if its vulnerable parts are hit by this weapon. Here, here, and here, what I taught you before Eat everything?”
Boom~
The zombie's collarbone was broken in response, and along with his legs, the blunt blade of the hammer had already opened the trachea.
"Ho ho."
The zombie clutched his throat and rolled in pain.
Li Laixi said,
"Although the walking corpse has a strong self-healing ability, it can often repair this kind of injury in the end, but the time before that is enough for you to chop it into dumpling fillings."
Lao Wang: "."
Li Cang was holding a big magic wand, leaning against Miss Qiu, with a pale and weak face.
Niu Lanxi couldn't help but ask,
"Are you injured?"
Li Cang said indifferently,
"It's just a trivial contribution to scientific research. Well, my people are here."
Hundreds of doglegs climbed along the alloy chains and poured into the corpses in a steady stream.
"Also, by the way, I would like to remind you that the closest distance between the three floating mountains is obviously only a few meters, and they are not as far away as they seem. Otherwise, the losers on other islands would not be able to get by."
Niu Lanxi said sincerely: "Thank you."
Li Cang didn't speak, and concentrated on directing the troops to arrange their formations.
A group of 7 animals, a total of 20 groups of dog legs cut into the corpses like sharp knives.
The next hundred or so simply formed a straight line and pushed flatly.
The well-organized and unafraid of biting doglegs managed to gain a foothold after being breached by surging zombie waves twice, and launched a massacre with astonishing efficiency.
The zombies fell one after another, and Li LaiSi sent out several waves of prayers for healing from time to time——
Although she couldn't directly pray to replenish the "durability" of the losers, there was no obstacle to repairing basic injuries.
20 groups of sharp knives pierced back and forth in the rear, confusing the zombies into a mess. The doglegs arranged in a line of defense further stopped the charging momentum of the zombies, and even pressed them back in the opposite direction.
The simplest and most basic advantage of a long snake is that no matter how many enemies there are, the dog-legger has to face basically the same number of heads as itself, which facilitates the formation of an encirclement. The disadvantages are also quite obvious. If the defense is broken in one place, the whole line will collapse.
However, in the current battle, which is not evenly matched and can be called a crushing battle, Li Cang has obviously chosen the most correct way.
"Go back and let Brother Zhi and Miss Qiu press forward," Li Cang said. "We can definitely fast forward to the part where we are facing off against the heavily armored walking zombies."
Lao Wang crawled back like a dead dog,
"I, I, f*ck. I chopped down at least two hundred walking corpses. This is not a job that humans should do"
"I regret it. Can I abandon martial arts and pursue literature? In fact, I also have a dream of being a mage."
Li Lei's noncommittal expression on Li Cang:
"Huh, mage?"
(End of chapter)