Chapter 243 Master Rao: I am playing the piano to a cow
"You know how to play when you play!" Rao Qifang's face was full of anger at the misfortune of her family. "Is there a real mother on the phone or a partner? When nothing happened, he stayed abroad for a year, and when something happened, he didn't go home again. You haven’t seen me for several months without letting go of anything. When you come back, you only play with your phone. Do you still see me as your mother?”
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Li Lei Si picked up the apple from the ground and took a bite.
To be honest, she had given up struggling. Anyway, she would be pressed to the ground with dignity by her own mother and rubbed repeatedly, both physically and non-physically.
Li Cang and Rao Qifang chatted passionately and talked about everything, but they deliberately avoided mentioning how many relatives, friends, and acquaintances disappeared silently on the day of the disaster.
Because there are really too many people. The dead will always be young and young, but the living still have to face everything.
Seeing that time was almost up, Rao Qifang slapped Li Laixi on the back of the head.
"Let's go, sleep with mom tonight."
"I don't want"
Li Lisi was also prepared to keep strict guard against Lilith and Cang. By the way, she was going to talk about the gift that day!
Rao Qifang's eyes widened: "Who else do you want to sleep with?"
"I didn't—"
"Hurry up!"
"Oh"
Rao Qifang's room is gorgeous. An ankle-length handmade cashmere carpet covers the floor of the entire bedroom. There is even a small, stepped, sunken bath. The bottom of the bath is covered with various colored pebbles and extends beyond the wall. The specially designed sliding glass door is partitioned into a balcony, where you can enjoy a 270° view of the pond, low mountains and trees outside the window, and you can also open them all for an immersive experience.
"Mom you"
Rao Qifang clicked the switch, and hot water gurgled out from the 12 hidden valve springs at the bottom of the bath. In a short time, a shallow layer of hot water accumulated in the 16-square-meter bath.
"As a middle-aged and elderly woman with little hope, can't I enjoy some luxury?"
"Okay, okay."
"You mean I am indeed a middle-aged and elderly woman?"
"No"
"Then I will become a material woman?"
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Rao Qifang said disdainfully: "That's it? Experts suggest you read "100 Questions on How to Deal with the Death of Your Girlfriend". Children, it's still too late to do so while you're young."
"I'm not looking for a girlfriend."
"Then you don't even want Li Cang?"
"I￥#@"
Li Leisi was really about to vomit blood, and her language blocks were completely disrupted.
"Mom, what are you going to do!"
"Huh~" Rao Qifang threw her clothes on the ground, soaked in the bath, and sighed comfortably, "Little Lace, have you ever heard of an old song?"
"What?"
"Some people are gone once you miss them~"
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"What are you doing standing around, come in."
"Oh."
"Hey, I finally look like a person now. I'm so beautiful. How did I give birth to such a fat and ugly thing like you in the first place?" "!!!"
Rao Qifang knew she had made a mistake and was lying comfortably on the back of the blue dolphin. After thinking about it, she got up and reluctantly threw a little yellow duck to Li Laixi as a symbolic expression of comfort.
Li Leisi looked at the soft blue dolphin in her mother's arms, and then at the little yellow duck lying in her palm
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Please tell me, did I break a law in my previous life? !
"Why are you sighing? Look at your worthless look," Rao Qifang said. "Mom is telling you a truth that you won't understand until you shed tears later."
"Then you should have said this ten years in advance."
Li Leisi sank half of her face into the hot water and spit out a few bubbles.
Rao Qifang rolled her eyes: "What's the use of an internet-addicted girl? Can you make a living by playing so many games? You can play 3 buffs at the beginning until you lose your tower and dignity. Is this how I teach you to fight against the enemy?"
"But I was still young at that time. I didn't understand anything."
"So the role of assistance from my biological mother is highlighted. Mom tells you that the biological will always be the biological. If this son-in-law doesn't care, he may really be dead."
"Oh, I just am." Li Laixi continued to spit bubbles, "Mom, can you understand? You guys are so familiar that you don't even bother to turn away to avoid suspicion when you see him taking off his pants. How could I do that?"
"How could I possibly think that one day I would want to take off his pants?"
"Mom~"
"You're such a shy person, your dad and I were pretty much the same back then," Rao Qifang rolled her eyes and said, "You know your dad and I -"
"I know, I know, stop it, stop it, isn't it just, 'Why does he still want to resist if I do something to him'?!"
"Bah, this brat, I told him it was a secret, and he actually betrayed me!"
"???"
After Li Laixi heard this, the more she thought about it, the more something was wrong. You two are the only one who is close, and I am just an outsider!
"Don't worry about those details, just listen to what mom said," Rao Qifang said with a look of recollection, "My dad and mom were living in the village back then. One day your dad invited me to go up the mountain to look at the moon. I thought you were a dead ghost. Dad finally got the idea. , dressed up happily After jumping out of the window for more than an hour, the animal was lying on the treetop with a heavy coat. It stared at the dark and thundering God for most of the night, and then he choked out a sentence, the moonlight is so beautiful tonight, guess what? What’s going on?”
"My dad still watches Natsume Soseki? Are you moved by him?"
"What are you doing blindly? I was so moved that I slapped him on the ground and fell asleep happily!"
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Li Laisi's mind was filled with troughs and fucks.
"Well, Mom, why don't you just tell the conclusion directly."
"I mean, don't have any psychological burden. Men and women are actually the same," Rao Qifang said with an attitude of someone who has come before. "It's either you don't want it or you don't want it. Rejection can also be understood as reservation. Wait until you gather your energy." Even if you pretend to be three, five, and two to defeat the BOSS, he still has to abide by the rules and give you explosive stuff~"
So what does this have to do with your story and my dad’s story? ?
Hiss.
Wait
My poor old father
"Do you understand?"
don't know!
I don’t want to understand!
What did I do wrong to understand such an eye-popping love story!
"What are you thinking about?" Rao Qifang seemed to realize something, and angrily slapped Li Laisi in the face, "What's the use of growing so big? Is it used to tread water? You are brainless. I sacrificed myself for others to give you an example to let you know. ——”
After waiting for a long time, she got angry again: "Why don't you ask? Are you still a woman? Are you not curious?"
Li Laisi hugged the little duck tightly, and the poor duck made a confused sound, "Cuckoo~"
Rao Qifang is very addicted to drama. She looked deeply into the eyes of the blue dolphin: "Women are not warm water, and men are not frogs. And when you cook them, you will find that if you don't peel the frog, it will only make a pot of fishy soup." It doesn’t taste very good when eaten.”
"Mom, your example is a bit disgusting"
"I'm going to beat you to death right now! What's the point of having you alive! The uncooked barbecued pork may be fat and thin in three different layers!"
There was a roaring sound and the water rippled.
Lilith didn't come to cause trouble, but Li Cang next door didn't sleep well all night.
(End of chapter)