Chapter 278 The first new life in the Sky Island Age (two-in-one)
"Bring me a steamed bun," Li Cang said earnestly as he downed half a bowl of hot soup, "Don't do this kind of thing that has to do with probability, or you'll really kill yourself, don't you hear me!"
Lao Wang choked.
After living for more than twenty years, Lao Wang has done some psychological construction on what kind of bird he is.
If we say that normal people's luck is divided into three types: good, neither good nor bad, and bad.
Then when it comes to his turn, there are basically only two choices left: either very good or very bad.
"Thank you," Li Cang reached out to take the steamed bun, "Actually, you'd better not say a word from now on. If I want to break the curse of derailment sanctions, I will be rear-ended. You know, this is very important to me - ”
Li Cang looked at the three people on the table, and then at the steamed bun in his hand.
Great, all four of us are here.
So the question is, who brought me the steamed buns?
When he turned around, he saw Brother Zhi's big face that was both ferocious and somewhat flattering.
"Good guy!" Li Cang suddenly became energetic, "When did it learn the word steamed buns!"
Brother Da Shi's operation of turning over horse meat on the Contract Islands gave Li Cang a big surprise, and this time it was obviously even more unusual.
I opened the panel and glanced at it, and found that it had not entered the third stage of alienation, and the measurement attributes had not been significantly improved.
"Have you reached the threshold of the third stage?" Li Cang guessed, "There is almost no change in appearance, so this promotion is just an increase in IQ?"
"Isn't that just what you want?" Lao Wang looked up and down at Big Corpse Brother, "Speaking of which, it and Corpse Girl will finally get their brains back completely. It always feels a bit creepy."
Rarely, Li Cang made a small start for the servants of fate.
The bloodline fragments, alienated bone fragments, and fate coin matrix decomposed by the mill are enough for the second-level long hair, and it can be made with all your strength.
In front of the corpse brother, corpse sister, Miss Qiu and the electric mouse, there are all kinds of strange-shaped mixtures of bloodline fragments and fate coin matrix that exude strange smells——
No matter how you look at it, the scene has nothing to do with eating, but more like heaping manure.
"This is too much food." Lao Wang retched twice, "Are you sure you want to keep staring like this? We seem to have just finished breakfast!"
"I've seen more appetizing ones," Li Cang said calmly, "You know it if you live in the ICU. People who can enter that place are generally not as complete as they appear on the outside. It can also be said that they are relatively complete on the outside. Can’t get into ICU”
Lao Wang's eyes wandered back and forth between the pile of mixture and Li Cang, "Is there really anyone whose abdominal cavity is worse than these things?"
"It's not the abdominal cavity, it's the chest cavity."
"." Lao Wang was silent for a long time, "Teacher Cang, does the ICU you live in also double as the operating room?!"
The servants of destiny went from eating to eating to gasping for breath, almost every one of them ate a mixture equivalent to their body volume.
Miss Qiu's belly was almost as round as a rubber ball, and she felt like she might explode on the spot at any time.
Li Laisi pulled Li Cang's arm and kept thinking.
"Is it okay? Is it okay? Is it going to be okay?"
Li Cang stared at the properties panel.
"It's rising, it's starting to rise."
The various attributes of several servants of fate showed significant growth. Within two seconds, Brother Corpse's strength value jumped from 14.7 to 16.2, but it was not the most obvious. Miss Qiu's strength value even directly reached 19.
"Ah," Lao Wang opened his mouth wide, "Why did you suddenly stop moving?"
Li Cang had an ominous premonition. Wouldn't it be possible to upgrade the servants of destiny by relying on experience bars?
In the end, Big Corpse Brother's three-dimensional attributes grew by one-third, without any change in appearance. If you want more, you won't be given face, or you won't be given face.
However, even the three corpse girls can clearly see that the bone spurs have become hard and sharp, and the bone armor has become thicker
Li Leisi rushed towards Miss Qiu with her teeth and claws bared, making her beloved girl scream and feel extremely distressed.
"I told you not to mess around, not to mess around," Li Laixi complained, "I wish it were that simple! Look at Miss Qiu, what's wrong with it? It seems to be very uncomfortable."
Li Cang glanced at the panel and sighed.
"I can't die, it's just indigestion!"
The successful but not completely successful feeding incident made Li Cang’s heart bleed
That's half a ton of alienated blood, alienated bones and fate coin matrix!
You must know that Li Cang was only careful to use this thing in piecework, and he lost half a ton in just one go! !
After two days of depression, Li Cang finally recovered from the bleeding from his mouth.
"The current temperature is -35.6℃. It seems that we will be able to rush out of the cold zone soon!"
Lao Wang rode a huge moose and wandered around the island in boredom. He insisted that this could bring inspiration - so the air-made buffalo machine in his mind entered a bottleneck period before it even started.
Li Cang rubbed his temples.
Sure enough, I, Timi, shouldn't believe this guy at all.
"It's going to happen, it's going to happen, it's going to happen, it's going to happen!"
Li Laisi blew by like a ball of wind, and Lao Wang, who was still thinking on the moose one second, disappeared directly the next second.
Holding two big men in hand, she rushed all the way to the stilt building. The livestock shed was cramped and narrow, and most of it collapsed, completely sealed under the fragment of the Black Mist Island.
I saw Tai Xiaoyi dressed in wool and weeds, already holding a wet lamb in her arms, while the grain reserve stood on the beam, clucking arrogantly.
"Holy shit! It's happening!"
"Boy or girl, ah, male or female?"
The wave of Black Mist Island destroyed half of the livestock shed and only a few large and small breeding sheep. After coming down from the Contract Islands, Lao Wang learned from the painful experience after drinking sheep soup for two days in a row, and almost started to prepare for a wave of prayers that would cross species. I fell in love and tried to create something like a sheep, elk, alpaca, sheep, cow, or something with an elk, moose, and bison.
However, no one expected that this big ewe that no one knew she was pregnant would suddenly have symptoms of premature labor——
Uh.
In fact, no one understands this.
It's just that when the sheep started to ooze something weird from behind, Lao Wanggou, who thought it was some kind of infection or ulcer but couldn't find the cause, jumped over the wall and spent huge sums of money to get a full-body X-ray!
After taking the photo, Mr. Wang looked suspicious of his life: "Teacher Cang, the little coin boy took the money from my four sheep"
"Why are you so serious," Li Cang replied, "I thought the child was not yours!"
Ever since, the non-professional delivery team came online.
The theoretically most experienced young lady is fully responsible for everything and strives to ensure 100% survival of the newborns. This is an epoch-making moment, the first new life born after the four people settled on the island!
And, except eggs.
Lao Wang said emphatically: "It is also related to the great cause of sustainable drinking of mutton soup!"
No matter what, he is serious anyway.
"Midwife Wang, please correct your attitude!" Li Laixi handed the lamb to him with her backhand, "Pick off the afterbirth and wrap it up."
Wang, whose hands were all sticky and wet, was stunned on the spot and yelled: "Fuck, fuck, why is it so soft? Do these newborn sheep have no bones? It's too scary, no, no, no, I can't. If you don’t know how to hold me, let me help you. How can I do it? Teacher Cang, please help me!”
"Don't make any noise! Midwife Li, wipe the little lady's sweat!"
"Coming, coming!"
Tai Xiaoyi, the theoretical tutor who had only served her sister-in-law during the confinement period, had never experienced the big battle of delivering triplets. She was in a hurry, her head was spinning, and she was covered in sweat that was dripping down and she couldn't wipe it off.
When she pulled the second lamb out, the blood on her face was almost gone.
"Something's wrong, something's wrong with this little lamb!" Tai Xiaoyi gasped, "It doesn't seem to be breathing!"
Li Cang and Li Laixi were busy tearing open the afterbirth.
"I'm really out of breath."
"What's going on? Can this thing be used for artificial respiration?"
"Ah, I don't know either"
"Let's treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor!"
Li Cang didn't care about that much anymore, and held his breath, "Pfft~" "Oh, please be gentler, I'm almost going to blow you up into a balloon!"
After blowing seven or eight times in a row, Li Cang shook his head and looked at the big ewe with a sad expression, which had already lost its strength and could not stand up.
"Sorrows"
"Hey, don't affect the mood of the pregnant woman!" Li Laixi complained.
"Cover it!" Tai Xiaoyi took out a piece of white cloth with tears in her eyes.
"Should I find a place to bury it later?"
Lao Wang finally wrapped up the first little lamb and was very anxious after hearing this.
"No, no, steamed lamb——"
Bang!
A duck hit Lao Wang in the face, and he suppressed the rest of his words.
Li Cang covered the little lamb with a white cloth and stretched out his hand to support it.
Gulu~
With this movement, the little lamb spit out translucent viscous liquid and a small piece of afterbirth fragments from its mouth, and gasped.
"Holy shit, I'm not dead!"
"Really?"
"Wow~"
Master Wang was speechless for a long time, then said to the little lamb in his arms: "Life is full of ups and downs."
20 minutes later, the third lamb was born.
The ewes don't even show their bellies, so the lambs naturally don't get much bigger.
The three little lambs probably weighed less than 7 pounds in total. The first two were a little heavier and a little stronger, and the last one was as skinny as a chicken.
I finally waited until the wet lamb was dry and wanted to put it back for feeding, only to find that the big ewe had no milk!
"Ah, what should I do?"
"There is milk powder underneath, Lao Wang, go to Maozi Supermarket and get a can of baby milk powder."
"Oh."
"Uh, why doesn't it eat?"
"Warm water, hey, do you want to murder? Use cold water to make milk powder!"
After another 25 minutes, the three little lambs finally got milk.
"It's such a small one, not even half as big as the boss and the second child."
“It’s hard for my mistress to survive”
"Indeed, in my grandfather's day, lambs that couldn't suck their own milk were simply thrown away."
"Then use a soft bottle and squeeze it bit by bit!"
afterwards.
The four soulless bodies were slumped on the piles of dry grass used for warmth in the circle, as if they had just been destroyed.
"My timi." Li Cang said weakly, "I would rather kill 10,000 heavily armored zombies than have to deliver another baby."
Tai Xiaoyi looked like she had just been fished out of the water, "I'm alive, but I seem to be dying"
"For the mutton soup!" Lao Wang shouted, "Speaking of Teacher Cang, how many months have the sheep been pregnant? After all, the sheep that were conceived before going to the island were those of the large breeding sheep in the pen that had not yet cooled down their bodies. "Baby?"
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Isn't it not cool enough? The mutton soup is still warm on the stove.
Afterwards, the four people lined up to take a shower.
It is not a bad thing to say that the ambient temperature is low. At least there is a lot of water these days. I don’t know how much snow has accumulated from a few snowstorms. After it is melted into water, it only needs a little purification before it can be drunk. , simply perfect.
When Li Cang came out of the bathroom, the smell in his nose finally disappeared.
“Let’s reduce the green storage by half in the past few days. Add more beans and bone meal to them to replenish them.”
"By the way, the ewe looks quite fat, so why doesn't she have any milk?"
"Hey, when I said this, I remembered, Lao Wang, you are such a professional person, why don't you know how to use daily lactation techniques~"
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"Obviously, the necessary sacrifices are worth it for the poor baby sheep."
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"How about we vote!"
"???"
One vote was against, one abstained, and two votes were in favor.
"Then, the objection is ineffective, and the organization has decided to hand over this arduous task to you," Li Cang said seriously, "Comrade Wang, work hard. This is a rare reasonable and legal training opportunity. You must know how to cherish it! Don't let down the organization. Trust! Don’t try to do anything rude!”
Master Wang imagined the scene for a moment: the moon was dark and the wind was high, amidst the screams, a pair of rough big hands
"Hiss! Why can't you be more perverted?"
"Goose goose" a player who abstained from laughing could no longer stop laughing.
"Three new lives have been given to me. I think we have reason to celebrate!"
"Yes, agreed."
So, how to celebrate?
Roast lamb chops and drink beer
There is also crosstalk played on the TV.
"Awesome, awesome!" Li Cang's expression was cryptic, "Speaking of which, you still have Teacher Guo's cross talk in those treasure trays that you never leave. What does it mean? Brother, you are a bit anti-human."
Tai Xiaoyi was at a loss, but Li Leisi understood instantly.
Lao Wang's mutton chops slipped from his mouth.
"Hold the grass! Teacher Cang, can't you really be a fucking human being?"
"No, don't sweat," Li Cang said, "We are just doing a brief, reasonable review!"
"Is Teacher Guo's purpose the same as other teachers? Or is Teacher Guo's status in your heart already high enough to be the same as other teachers?"
Lao Wang kept a mouthful of old blood in his mouth, and it was neither right nor wrong to say it.
Is this really a question that anyone can ask?
Is this really a question that a human being can answer?
"Goose goose," Tai Xiaoyi couldn't stop laughing at Teacher Guo's burden, and wondered by the way, "Are there other teachers? Is there any teacher Xiao Qin? I like Qin Xiaoxian so much"
After that, it was time to take out the precious USB flash drives in Lao Wang’s pocket.
"Stop!" Lao Wang's cold sweat smeared all over his face, "It's gone, it's gone. It's really gone."
"Oh"
Although the remaining more than 500 teachers are also equipped with support, they are usually not suitable to appear in public.
An aunt from our family passed away two days ago. She was also very young, only over 50.
I haven’t done any typing in the past few days. I’m actually using the saved manuscripts that I originally planned to update, because my mentality is a bit broken.
I mentioned in an old book two years ago that I attended 8 funerals in 3 years, and then 6 in the next two years, from 20 to 21.
I’m really not old enough to experience this kind of thing frequently, I’m just a post-90s guy
Huh.
People are really fragile, and living people may be even more fragile.
(End of chapter)